Awesome/Confusing SC2 BM - Page 20

UruzuNine

Canada162 Posts

March 30 2011 06:54 GMT

#381

I find it confusing that he thinks it takes over 400 APM to beat a group of siege tanks when he can't even manage 100. The awesome part comes from the satisfaction of completely roflstomping people that BM right at the start of the game, especially when TvZ is my worst matchup.

Edit: Updated images using this fancy image uploader TL provides. First time posting images on TL and didn't know about it, but the friendly TL Bot made me a little bit more knowledgeable.

Lysenko

Iceland2128 Posts

March 30 2011 07:58 GMT

#382

I played a ZvT tonight against a Protoss player who did not wall in. I maxed out drones on my main and expo, made a bunch of zerglings, and walked in at around 7:30, at which point he had two stalkers, four zealots, and a sentry. His only comment to me before leaving:

"Classy."

hmm??

colanderman

United States66 Posts

March 31 2011 20:38 GMT

#383

TvT, built close to my base, went PF + reapers for early harass. He sees my "empty" base (b/c I SimCitied) and the following convo ensues:

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Turns out he 3 rax proxied before he even said anything

He rage quit after my sole reaper killed all his SCVs and my two marauders killed all his marines

Ben...

Canada3485 Posts

April 01 2011 03:54 GMT

#384

This just puzzled me. PvZ, I was a base ahead and he rushed for broodlords after seeing me open air with two stargates. he said Protoss deathball is undefeatable when my "deathball" consisted of stalkers, sentries, immortals (I saw him going mass roaches as well) and one voidray, no colossi or anything. To top it off, he put extractors on almost every gas on the map, which of course had to be Tal'Darim Altar, the huge map. The game went on 15 minutes longer than it should have. He had at most 49 workers while I kept over 60 while losing lots to muta harrass. It was painful.

Budmandude

United States123 Posts

April 01 2011 04:08 GMT

#385

Forge first opening vs. 15 hatch on typhon and yes, he did leave all of his drones running into the pylons after the cannon was finished...

Uni1987

Netherlands642 Posts

April 01 2011 12:51 GMT

#386

The screenshot says it all.. :p

Skrelt

Netherlands306 Posts

April 01 2011 13:01 GMT

#387

On April 01 2011 21:51 Uni1987 wrote:
The screenshot says it all.. :p

warping in immortals with a 4 gate, u must bee cheating!

TimeSpiral

United States1010 Posts

April 01 2011 13:29 GMT

#388

Wow ... This thread is amazing.

I should capture some of my brother's rage moments. It's literally had me in tears. Ha.

goiflin

Canada1218 Posts

April 01 2011 13:59 GMT

#389

On March 30 2011 12:13 Baz wrote:
Had quite a funny, standard kinda BM tonight. Played some guy TvP, opened GL HF he replied GL also.

I didn't play great but I did some OK stuff like sniping his Collossus den with a drop whilst also dropping his nat mineral line, then at the end of the game when I beat him he left this message before leaving....

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Asked him about the BM after the game and got...

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Before my favourite part...

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... he has over 650 wins and is playing at the same level as me (only top of diamond unfortunately) with only 220ish wins... so obviously his final statement makes total sense! I also have no idea how he knows how much I know about the game... should I be worried I have a stalker?

Love it when people react like this, makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside

On March 30 2011 12:13 Baz wrote:
Collossus den

I chuckled.

But people who get mad at you for just playing better than them in that game are a good laugh. I share the sentiment of feeling warm and fuzzy

R A V

United States217 Posts

April 01 2011 14:04 GMT

#390

I'm waiting for some of this today:

Player One: "Shit I have to go gg"
Player Two: "gg"
Player One: "APRIL FOOLS"

EATH PUSH*
Player Two: "Fuck you faggot"

>:3333

StateSC2

Korea (South)621 Posts

April 01 2011 15:23 GMT

#391

Had some fun with forcefields a while ago. Here it is!

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OldBamboo

United States42 Posts

April 01 2011 15:26 GMT

#392

On April 01 2011 13:08 Budmandude wrote:
Forge first opening vs. 15 hatch on typhon and yes, he did leave all of his drones running into the pylons after the cannon was finished...

So cannon rushing is called a "forge first opening" now? Lulz.

I'm not complaining about cannon rushing; do all the cheese you want. Cheese is risky and can (always?) be defeated if non-cheesing player reacts well. If I lose to a cannon rush then shame on me for not spreading my overlords and not reacting correctly.

I'm just laughing at your semantic games.

Charger

United States2405 Posts

April 01 2011 15:31 GMT

#393

TvZ. It was a 30+ minute game where I went the standard tank/marine. You can see in the screen shot I have a TON of minerals and gas cause I wasn't used to being on 5 bases on Xel Naga vs. Zerg lol!

Atreides-

United States103 Posts

April 01 2011 18:41 GMT

#394

Playing 2v2s, I random Z and my partner T, and we pretty much win super fast with a ling/baneling/marine rush. One of our opponents gets quite mad, challenging me to a 1v1 game. I switch to my main race, Protoss, and then my opponent switches to toss as well. Sounds fishy.

The game starts, and he.....cannon rushes. I hold it off without losing anything, and he ragequits.
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He follows that up with some colorful chat. I can't say anything, because he had me ignored

OH MY GOD, I BEAT SOMEONE IN PLATINUM LEAGUE!

BadWolf0

United States300 Posts

April 01 2011 18:46 GMT

#395

^^^ LOL @ im plat ur fuckin nthing compared to me
take yourself seriously much buddy?

Darneck

Sweden1394 Posts

April 01 2011 18:49 GMT

#396

On March 30 2011 16:58 Lysenko wrote:
I played a ZvT tonight against a Protoss player who did not wall in. I maxed out drones on my main and expo, made a bunch of zerglings, and walked in at around 7:30, at which point he had two stalkers, four zealots, and a sentry. His only comment to me before leaving:

"Classy."

hmm??

You played a ZvT against a protoss player? what?

Steveling

Greece10806 Posts

April 01 2011 19:25 GMT

#397

After an early push with my mm,I got unprepared my opponent and won.

Opp:Great,stimpack carries to victory another noob T.
Me:Dude,I dont even have it yet.

Artemis

United States129 Posts

April 01 2011 20:16 GMT

#398

On April 02 2011 03:41 TheFrozenPhone wrote:
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He follows that up with some colorful chat. I can't say anything, because he had me ignored

OH MY GOD, I BEAT SOMEONE IN PLATINUM LEAGUE!

Haha! I was the Terran in this game. The guy was being a dick the whole game, he was just butt hurt hat him and his partner lost.

Oh and he was definitely srs bsns, PLATINUM LEAGUE?!? You dont mess with that, im lucky I came out alive...

Wrongspeedy

United States1655 Posts

April 01 2011 20:43 GMT

#399

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On March 19 2011 21:04 Pulz wrote:

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You: rofl
this is so going in the tl rage thread
Serenity: hope so
Serenity has disconnected.

My favorite is:
Serenity: so i bead axslav

Serenity: im masters your diamond
bad

You: obviously you don't know what power droning is
Serenity: cuz you made that term up
Serenity: or got it from husky the trash

Stop playing this game. People like you destroy the community.

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Sometimes people rage after a loss. But you instigated that and tried to tick Serenity off. Honestly the one game you won doesn't make you a better player and your attitude afterwords turns people away from the game, and sets back your own growth as a player. Seriously if you have a problem with someone, just don't talk to them and they probably won't talk to you, and if they insist you can just block them. Write that down and tape it to your monitor, your not the only one who does it, we could all do a better job dealing with a little in game frustration.

ZUR1CH

United States108 Posts

April 01 2011 21:43 GMT

#400

On March 23 2011 01:47 goiflin wrote:

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On March 22 2011 16:13 ZUR1CH wrote:
So I just finished a match that took 90 minutes. Half of that time was excessive. It was on scrap station, I had killed all his bases and he was out of units. It was a good game, but it was over and he should've left. All his units were dead except mutas running around the map. Meanwhile he decided to take the island. This is fine strategically since I had blink stalkers and collossus I could not get there so I had to get air units after failed attempts at warp-ins. I took two more bases and build voids but couldn't get in there because of a ton of spore crawlers and mutas. He continued to muta harass me (killing off production buildings, which I continued to just rebuild) but I continued making more bases. There was absolutely no way he could've won the match but he wanted to annoy me and stay in the game forever. The dialogue goes as follows:

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00:20:55 - Valor to ALL: alot of photons bro
00:20:59 - ZURICH to ALL: :\
00:36:05 - ZURICH to ALL: GG
00:36:09 - Valor to ALL:

00:36:13 - ZURICH to ALL:

00:36:16 - ZURICH to ALL: was a good game though
00:39:23 - ZURICH to ALL: cmon gg
00:39:32 - Valor to ALL: \
00:39:41 - Valor to ALL: you photon cannoned like 199999999 palces
00:39:44 - Valor to ALL: I will wait ALLLL game
00:41:24 - ZURICH to ALL: yawn
00:46:45 - ZURICH to ALL: are you going to quit? jesus christ this is boring. you are in an unwinnable situation.
00:46:47 - Valor to ALL:

00:47:16 - Valor to ALL: JESUS photons
00:47:21 - ZURICH to ALL: Yea NO SHIT
00:47:23 - Valor to ALL: u truly are a fgt
00:47:29 - Valor to ALL: and this is why I will stay
00:47:51 - ZURICH to ALL: okay then you bore yourself while you mine out and i continue to take the map
00:47:55 - Valor to ALL:

00:48:08 - Valor to ALL: you photon cannon EVERYTHING
00:48:12 - Valor to ALL: thats not skill BRAH
00:48:24 - ZURICH to ALL: what are you talking about it's the 1 hour mark and i have extra min
00:48:28 - Valor to ALL: sh8ut it kid
00:48:29 - ZURICH to ALL: neither is taking the island and just annoying someone
00:48:32 - Valor to ALL: shut it kid
00:48:49 - ZURICH to ALL: i'm not a kid and i'm far older than you i assure you
00:48:53 - Valor to ALL: SHUT IT KID
00:55:35 - Valor to ALL: ROFL
00:55:41 - Valor to ALL: why cant u end it BRAAAH']
00:55:57 - ZURICH to ALL: get over it
00:56:01 - Valor to ALL: nah ur gay bro
00:56:05 - ZURICH to ALL: i'm gay?
00:56:13 - Valor to ALL: photon fgt
00:56:15 - ZURICH to ALL: that's very clever of you
00:57:55 - Valor to ALL: LOL
00:57:57 - Valor to ALL: BEAT ME BRO
00:58:03 - ZURICH to ALL: stop calling me bro, i'm not your bro
00:58:25 - Valor to ALL: kk bro
00:58:27 - Valor to ALL: then beat me
00:59:04 - Valor to ALL: YAWN
00:59:11 - ZURICH to ALL: lol you are such a tool
00:59:23 - Valor to ALL: im not the one who photon cannoned the entire map
00:59:37 - ZURICH to ALL: you're in no place to split hairs about strategy
00:59:55 - Valor to ALL: you spammed photon cannons
00:59:59 - Valor to ALL: thats it lol
01:00:03 - ZURICH to ALL: in fact i'm pretty ready to just let this sit here and no bother attacking yoou
01:00:06 - ZURICH to ALL: so you havej to wait longer
01:00:10 - Valor to ALL: kk nice
01:00:14 - Valor to ALL: do that
01:00:18 - ZURICH to ALL: if you think someone who's getting muta harassed all game isn't goikng to cannon up, you're dumber than i thought
01:00:28 - Valor to ALL: mutas harras?
01:00:37 - Valor to ALL: you had 17 cannons before I even had mutas LOL
01:00:38 - ZURICH to ALL: oh did i forget an S, my bad
01:00:51 - ZURICH to ALL: yea because you repeatedly killed that base as i was putting it up
01:00:55 - Valor to ALL: YAWWWN
01:01:00 - ZURICH to ALL: and yea, it was 17 you're right. good counting
01:01:15 - Valor to ALL: lol? you took me literally... smart man bro
01:01:25 - ZURICH to ALL: oh i'm sorry i didn't realize it was hyperbole
01:01:36 - Valor to ALL: jhahahahahhahahahahahahahhaha
01:01:38 - Valor to ALL: AHHAHAHAHA
01:01:41 - Valor to ALL: dumb fgt
01:01:45 - ZURICH to ALL: fgt
01:01:48 - ZURICH to ALL: damn dude
01:01:53 - Valor to ALL: YAWWWWNN
01:01:55 - ZURICH to ALL: you are very eloquent
01:02:03 - ZURICH to ALL: gg brah

Given, I probably should've not bought into his bullsh*t but I couldn't help it. It was very boring and irritating and I obviously had the time to type without anything to do game-wise. I definitely would've ended it sooner had I not been run around the map all the time and was losing probes. If he actually had a chance of pulling this one out I would've been fine with him staying in game, but there was undoubtedly going to mine himself out and any attempt to start up another base would be shut down by myself. So he would just run his mutas around the map and avoid conflict.

I love how he blamed his loss on the cannons, as if I took all my cannons and magically moved them to all his bases and that's how he lost them. I put the cannons up because I was floating a ton of minerals and he kept harassing me with mutas. Oh well, not gg

I wish I got games like this. So many creative ways to troll the guy.

Did you leave, or did he?

He left, but only because he lost by default after I destroyed all his buildings. Man it was annoying XD

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