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MacroNcheesE
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States508 Posts
April 09 2011 09:46 GMT
#461
I'm so disappointed that I haven't been featured in this thread yet lol =) If anyone gets bm'ed by a masters dood named Adam, be sure to post it here. I only bm when I'm drunk though... But, that's pretty frequent.
Doubt is the venom that has paralyzed humanity.
TheHatterisMad
Profile Joined September 2010
Canada20 Posts
April 09 2011 20:38 GMT
#462
So i play this terran and he bms me from the start, then he messages me afterwards to say zerg is op then logs off. Just to note, he did not make a single ghost the entire game.
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annul
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States2841 Posts
April 09 2011 21:54 GMT
#463
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de1irium
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States121 Posts
April 09 2011 22:49 GMT
#464
Been on a losing streak and totally fucked up my opening ... so when this guy paused I just said eff it and quit. Then got the following via bnet chat:

+ Show Spoiler +

Ace: did u try to unpause?
Ace has reconnected.
――――――――――――――――
Ace: 121212131313313212\
1
]\
VAGINA
FISH STAKE
VAGINA
FISH STAKE
IN YUOR MOUTH
WHY
YUO THERE
You: cool story
Ace: SPERM WHALE
WHY YOU THERE
You: i have no patience, and fucked up from the start anyway
Ace: WHY YOU DO DIS
SPERM WHALE
SPERM WHALE
FISGH VAGINA
BURGER
IN YOUR FACE
iua9djasd
[ojo k3
qkgj
HAHAIHAHA
A
NOO)B

dani`
Profile Joined January 2011
Netherlands2402 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-04-09 23:09:54
April 09 2011 23:09 GMT
#465
On April 10 2011 07:49 de1irium wrote:
Been on a losing streak and totally fucked up my opening ... so when this guy paused I just said eff it and quit. Then got the following via bnet chat:

+ Show Spoiler +

Ace: did u try to unpause?
Ace has reconnected.
――――――――――――――――
Ace: 121212131313313212\
1
]\
VAGINA
FISH STAKE
VAGINA
FISH STAKE
IN YUOR MOUTH
WHY
YUO THERE
You: cool story
Ace: SPERM WHALE
WHY YOU THERE
You: i have no patience, and fucked up from the start anyway
Ace: WHY YOU DO DIS
SPERM WHALE
SPERM WHALE
FISGH VAGINA
BURGER
IN YOUR FACE
iua9djasd
[ojo k3
qkgj
HAHAIHAHA
A
NOO)B


Some people really need to catch some fresh air every now and then
Downside
Profile Joined February 2011
173 Posts
April 10 2011 04:53 GMT
#466
So I never get BM, at least not prolonged BM, maybe a snide comment or two, but this was a great night cause I ran into royroy

+ Show Spoiler +
royroy: grow up dude
royroy has reconnected.

You: I think your trolling could use some work, but I have found you amusing so good enough I suppose
GG

royroy: what?
duyde
――――――――――――――――
royroy: i was actually asking for help fyi
i dont know why you had to be so rude about it

You: You also started the entire match by calling me a fag
and then a hacker

royroy: no i said the hacker bit at the end
i was pissed that you wouldnt help me
can you blame me?

You: it was before you asked for my help and after you called me a fag lulz
royroy: no no no

You: I'm enjoying this

royroy: i called you fag, asked for help, and then called you hacker
check the replay

You: you are entertaining

royroy: why are you being a jerk?
i dont get it

You: I'm a pretty big asshole

royroy: i have chat filter on

You: a-hole

royroy: oh why
yoiu should learn to be nice to peole

You: Chicks dig bad guys
nice guys finish last

royroy: now you are the one trolling

You: lulz
how else do you speak to a troll but in their own language

royroy: thing is, i am not a troll
i literally wanted help
the only games i dont lose is when i cannon rush

You: teamliquid.net

royroy: want to make out

You: sex afterwards?

royroy: no fag

You: prude

royroy: seriously though, im way better at the game than you

You: I know dude

royroy: just an fyi

You: I just play protoss
so I get free wins
your 6 pool macro is sick

royroy: lets make out

You: you said no sex

royroy: i stand by that

You: I don't play unless it's all the way

royroy: gay

You: Are we done here?

royroy: i suppose

You: I feel this convo dying

royroy: nice talking with yuou

You: GG

royroy: gg


I love happy endings
Smurphy
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States374 Posts
April 10 2011 06:26 GMT
#467
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"HURP DURP 10 POOL INTO MACRO U MAD?"

Nothing else was said by either player the entire game. It was actually a 7 pool into macro.

I've been experimenting with various cheeses because I am terrible at them and I am terrible at micro. Also, it is kind of fun and I see some people's exceptional cheese defense (or perhaps I am just terrible at it). I'm Diamond Random and when I started cheesing today I was worried that I might actually be better at cheesing than I am at standard play. I think I'd cry if I somehow got to Masters League cheesing while I am in Diamond playing normally. Fortunately, a bunch of people bashed me and then I had this awesome game. My 7 pool killed 3 probes. I backed off and decided to play him standard.
Congster
Profile Joined March 2011
Germany20 Posts
April 10 2011 13:49 GMT
#468
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Always makes me smiling


After the game, i looked at his profile : loosing streak of 10 ! poor guy....
Sufinsil
Profile Joined January 2011
United States760 Posts
April 10 2011 14:10 GMT
#469
I have a few other gems, but I just got this one. I primarily play toss, but play zerg half the time on EU ladder.

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PieGuY
Profile Joined November 2010
United States14 Posts
April 11 2011 04:06 GMT
#470
Apparently he's not a fan of ultra/ling/infestor.

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SpiDaH
Profile Joined March 2010
France198 Posts
April 11 2011 04:18 GMT
#471
I'm glad I'm flying under the radar and don't have pics of me around here with the shit I've been saying on the ladder. I'm also confused that I haven't been banned yet
ambientmf
Profile Joined December 2010
Canada77 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-04-11 04:47:36
April 11 2011 04:37 GMT
#472
I love it when I scout a proxy pylon and I'm accused of maphacking. He then proceeded to 2gate proxy me and BM ensued.

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Threw the 2nd pic in there to showcase my 1337 probe attack-move, or sorry, "MAPHACK" skills.
http://www.sc2replayed.com/replays/162351-1v1-protoss-xelnaga-caverns
ZaplinG
Profile Blog Joined February 2005
United States3818 Posts
April 11 2011 06:14 GMT
#473
no real bm, but i did make someone rage quit after i blew up 25 zerglings with one baneling, essentially wiping out his army and ending the game.
Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free
Bibbit
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada5377 Posts
April 11 2011 06:22 GMT
#474
On April 11 2011 15:14 ZaplinG wrote:
no real bm, but i did make someone rage quit after i blew up 25 zerglings with one baneling, essentially wiping out his army and ending the game.


I used to have a pure ling ZvZ where I tried to micro vs banelings. Was overall pretty successful but shit happens and you die. Its not fun. D:

I always said gg but I got a fair amount of clowns messaging me after the game to say "lol" or something. Please dont be one of those people. :O
Ezze
Profile Joined October 2010
Canada934 Posts
April 11 2011 06:29 GMT
#475
On April 10 2011 22:49 Congster wrote:
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Always makes me smiling


After the game, i looked at his profile : loosing streak of 10 ! poor guy....


this had me in tears hahahaha
mr_tolkien
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
France8631 Posts
April 11 2011 13:18 GMT
#476
Random master. He said to me «GTFO NOOB» after killing me with a 3 gate Stargate all in following a canon rush/contain, therefore I said : «Care to explain to me why I'm a noob ?», he insulted me of course, and I said «Sad you can't realize you win only because you know how to abuse stupid builds», therefore I got :
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PROTOSS
The weakest race
By far
The legend of Darien lives on
ambientmf
Profile Joined December 2010
Canada77 Posts
April 11 2011 15:34 GMT
#477
On April 11 2011 22:18 mr_tolkien wrote:
PROTOSS
The weakest race
By far

That is really confusing. o.o
Trowa127
Profile Joined January 2011
United Kingdom1230 Posts
April 12 2011 00:57 GMT
#478
I read through this whole thread and I think I'm about to cry, so many funny conversations.
Bling, MC, Snute, HwangSin, Deranging (<3) fan. 'Full name - ESP ORTS' Vote hotbid. Vote ESPORTS.
Soluhwin
Profile Joined October 2010
United States1287 Posts
April 12 2011 01:24 GMT
#479
I played 2 ZvTs today where the terran thought he was FoxeR and decided to defend a fast expand with only marines....
Seriously, only marines when I scouted with my ling, sac'd an overlord and didn't see any tech. So I just made some banes and killed him.

The first person just said: "sigha llwase ling allin" (guess I'm not the only one who knew banes are pretty good against marines)
The second person was reaaaly mad: "fuck you no skill ling allin" (why is deciding to kill a Terran 'all-in'?) then messaged me after game "go back to runescape no skill fucktard". And then he blocked me so I couldn't point out that what I did was in no way all-in... oh well!
I put the sexy in dyslexia.
Dhalphir
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Australia1305 Posts
April 12 2011 01:41 GMT
#480
On April 11 2011 22:18 mr_tolkien wrote:
Random master. He said to me «GTFO NOOB» after killing me with a 3 gate Stargate all in following a canon rush/contain, therefore I said : «Care to explain to me why I'm a noob ?», he insulted me of course, and I said «Sad you can't realize you win only because you know how to abuse stupid builds», therefore I got :
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PROTOSS
The weakest race
By far


You were as BM as him. Why do people post this stuff?
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