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Comrades, it is time to make our final stand. Too long have we gone sleepless into the night, craving the warm embrace of a zergling plushy. Too long have we had to play with our GI Joes, when we know they wouldn’t stand a chance against marine and marauder action figures. Too long have we eaten with our families on our grandmother’s china, rather than mothership plates, with psi blade knives and pylon salt shakers. No my friends, it is time to end this famine once and for all. Blizzard must know that we wish to express our love of this wonderful game. Join me, put forth your best ideas for some awesome merchandise, and pray that the blues may see this thread. I’ll start you off:
-Void ray laserlight
-Baneling bath sponge with green soap
-Creep shampoo with overlord-shaped bottle
-Battlecruiser lego set
-Pylon lava lamps
-Creep comforter with creep tumor pillows (I would so buy this)
-Archon koosh balls
-Hellion lighters
-Viking transformers (come on, that’s what they are)
-Insulin stim-packs (for diabetics)
-Neural parasite headphones
-C-10 Canister Rifle nerf guns
-Greater spire lamps (retractable of course)
-Baneling water balloons (+green food coloring)
-Plushies Plushies Plushies!!!!
-Reversible plushies for:
-lings/blings
-overlords/overseers
-corruptors/broodlords
-Infestor plushy with infested terrans inside
-Actual arcade machine of Lost Viking
-Matt Horner’s watch
-Halloween costumes
-Spawning pool foot bath
-Spore crawler pencil holder
-Nexus tent
-Nydus worm sleeping bag
-SCV screwdriver
-Posters plzzz
-Mineral rock candy
-Vespene gas energy drink (or Chronoboost energy drink)
-Mothership frisbee
-Sensor tower coat hanger
-Leviathan bendy lamp (spine crawler lights)
-Starcraft chess set
-Plasma globe with high templar figurine inside
-Terran mech lego set
-Immortal snowglobe with goldfish (hardened shield)
-How about a phone app that lets you see whose online, check people's profiles, view all the stuff on the battlenet website (race overviews/unit stats), and chat with people on battlenet. It could add a new status: available, busy, away, mobile.
Poll: Would you purchase Starcraft merchandise if it were available?Yes (658) 89% No (84) 11% 742 total votes Your vote: Would you purchase Starcraft merchandise if it were available? (Vote): Yes
(Vote): No
In all seriousness, I believe Blizzard is ignoring a very large and untapped resource. I'm not talking so much about the money they could make from merchandise but the value of the free advertising it would bring them.
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Void ray laserlight, Ling plushies... T.T
all the way!
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In all seriousness, I believe Blizzard is ignoring a very large and untapped resource. I'm not talking so much about the money they could make from merchandise but the value of the free advertising it would bring them.
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I actually hit up blizzard about licensing my BANGling plush with them, but got no response. =(
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I need an Archon Pushy/ Ling Plushy come on blizzard, Spore crawler stationary holder is nice too
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Lego Starcraft would be amazing.
But the sets would probably cost more than the game itself, and I can't afford it.
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1001 YEARS KESPAJAIL22272 Posts
I would totally buy a creep comforter and tumor pillows.
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Oh god I want a hellion lighter.
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-Battlecruiser lego set
-Reversible plushies for:
-lings/blings
-overlords/overseers
-corruptors/broodlords
-Infestor plushy with infested terrans inside
-Starcraft chess set
I would buy those.
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-Spawning pool foot bath there should be a - Spawning pool jacuzzi so you can 4 pool with 3 hot chicks. 
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Hell yes I'd buy some of these merchandises if they come out.
If it's with some quality of cos.
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SC Chess would be the greatest invention in the world
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Supply depot door mat...
lowers via some air pump mechanism when you open your door and inflates when you close it again?
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I'd buy starcraft action figures if they made some. They had hydra, zealot, and firebat ones made at the beginning of sc1, but I wasn't able to get one so it'd be cool if they released some more for sc2. If I had a choice, infestor, templar, and ghost!
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On November 03 2010 16:57 orotoss wrote:
-Matt Horner’s watch
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I want everything on that list, especially mothership plates, those would be awesome.
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Awesome ideas! Someone give this guy what he wants
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On November 04 2010 18:03 Boundz(DarKo) wrote:-Spawning pool foot bath there should be a - Spawning pool jacuzzi so you can 4 pool with 3 hot chicks.
omg yeeeeees!
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