EPTTwo contests, ten beta keys! - Page 26
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krndandaman
Mozambique16569 Posts
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artofmagic
United States1951 Posts
Taste my Marines and Medics! *Aahhhh! crap! DAMN LURKERS! *Aahhhh = the sounds that the marines make when they die | ||
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orangemoney52
United States37 Posts
Girlfriend plays Starcraft. She thinks Beta is sexy. Help me get laid please. "Wanting to Choke a Bitch" Mins at four hundred. Build Nexus. "You can't build there." Fucking vulture mine. | ||
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iamtenninja
United States162 Posts
Prepare your defense wisely for they devour worlds. | ||
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Trozz
Canada3456 Posts
I wrote so many Haikus... I've spoiler tagged them: + Show Spoiler [TL Staff] + He's the crotchmaster. You'll never see anyone pull it out faster. Chill is good at chess. He knows how to pwn the board More often than not. As for Kennigit, Thanks for linking me this thread! I would've missed it... Hello Silversky. To me, you are my rival. Take that how you will. Yo, Manifesto, You could help me with something. PM for details. 10f, I THANK YOU! Also a thanks to roffles. Why would I thank them? I LOVE YOUR SUBBING! Thanks for subbing Hyunjoon's quest! That show is awesome. ^___^ And as for Fakesteve, Did you think up this contest? I think you're awesome. + Show Spoiler [My SC2 Zerg Style] + ZERGLING INFESTOR! I think infestors are cool, Here's how I make them: I like 14 pool. When you drop it, build your gas. Queen ASAP! First 100 gas? Either lingspeed or lair. In this build, get both! Minerals to lings, Gas goes to your infestors. Get evo upgrades! As for expanding, You'll need to scout his build first. Is it aggressive? If he's just teching, Or greedy with expansions, You can expand quick. This style is fuuuuuuun =D Get infestor energy, It's a great upgrade! Upgrade first, *then* pump. Pump out a ton of zerglings. But... when do you fight? Check your energy! When infestors have a lot, You can move them in. MATCHUP SPECIFICS: If you see an immortal, Neural parasite!!! Those things pwn stalkers. Lings can guard your infestors. Know what to do next? Infested marines! Those things will mop an army. It's really unfair. If the game drags on, Consider getting broodlords. Hive tech is *easy*! + Show Spoiler [SC1] + Brood War is so fun. I play at least once a week. Only with Zerg though. My Terran is *bad*. I just proxy my barracks, Or I build mass rax. Protoss, WTF. I just build a lot of shit. It seems to work out. Tau cross is awesome. I hope someone remakes it. Try to cannon me! + Show Spoiler [random thoughts] + Real life isn't real. I'd choose to sleep forever, If I kept dreaming. I made two board games! The board for one is STARCRAFT (campaign editor). Who here plays smash bros? SHOWMEYOURMOVESFALCONPUNCH! Street Fighter trumps it. :/ I drank lots of wine. I thought I only drank half, But now it's empty?! That map editor, It's so friggen powerful. Blood Bath is reborn! You've read way too far. Be prepared to eat some flak! Nah, I'm just kidding. Oh god, haikus rule. I just can't stop writing them. This thread is soooo good. + Show Spoiler [delicious soup recipe] + SOPA AZTECA! This soup recipe kicks ass. Healthy and tasty! Get 3 tomatoes. Put them on a boiler pan, Broil for 2 minutes. When you take them out, You can peel the skin right off. Slice up an onion. Slice up some garlic. 1 tablespoon of oil, SC2 IS UP?!? SORRY TEAM LIQUID I'm gunna do some lanning. I'll post this later. Here's my submission. I have friends who'd like a key. brb sc | ||
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EnDorphin
United States38 Posts
#21 (20min.) Twenty more minutes And Haiku game is over Wish I get a key... EnDorphin | ||
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LOLAGONS
Canada34 Posts
"M&M" Marching solemnly Roaring guns, bursting grenades Against massive hordes. | ||
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searcher
277 Posts
A useful talent toi have, Or so Idra says. | ||
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SonuvBob
Aiur21552 Posts
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ryuu_
United States1266 Posts
 and thanks for hosting such nice contests FakeSteve! | ||
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Equ1NoX
Slovenia6 Posts
The sun retreats Hiss, slither and hum Twilight has come. | ||
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Marksman
Malaysia523 Posts
Get ready to go Starcraft II is here 1,2,3 I hit the beat and break my keys I see the night, I stalk the night and the stalker stalks me The Queen is dead For having too many boyfriends now, who's the dad for the larvae? Note: My first time doing haiku so dun diss me if its bad xd. and yeah didn't read through the large number of posts. | ||
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iamtenninja
United States162 Posts
On April 24 2010 15:45 SonuvBob wrote: Sooo does Trozz get all 5 or what? I just joined but who's Trozz lol | ||
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LOLAGONS
Canada34 Posts
"My Life for Aiur!" A singular drive Collective zeal burning bright In a dance of blades. | ||
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Chillsen
Germany98 Posts
trying hard to get a key, i would not trust them | ||
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iamtenninja
United States162 Posts
Banelings are so very cute Ultras sweep the weak [Tried something fun - ran this through a translator ten times and here's the results] "Puppy pestelings attack faster, better cleaning of serious cat" | ||
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Cr4zyH0r5e
Peru1308 Posts
No, I don't ride a llama Yes, I will cheese you | ||
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iamtenninja
United States162 Posts
For the time of decision has finally come now! | ||
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cestatoi
United States97 Posts
computer table thirteen five o'clock p.m. | ||
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LOLAGONS
Canada34 Posts
"Darkness Comes!" A slight disturbance Gives way to metallic legs Blink and you'll miss it. | ||
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