Two contests, ten beta keys! - Page 26

He's the crotchmaster.
You'll never see anyone
pull it out faster.

Chill is good at chess.
He knows how to pwn the board
More often than not.

As for Kennigit,
Thanks for linking me this thread!
I would've missed it...

Hello Silversky.
To me, you are my rival.
Take that how you will.

Yo, Manifesto,
You could help me with something.
PM for details.

10f, I THANK YOU!
Also a thanks to roffles.
Why would I thank them?

I LOVE YOUR SUBBING!
Thanks for subbing Hyunjoon's quest!
That show is awesome. ^___^

And as for Fakesteve,
Did you think up this contest?
I think you're awesome.

ZERGLING INFESTOR!
I think infestors are cool,
Here's how I make them:

I like 14 pool.
When you drop it, build your gas.
Queen ASAP!

First 100 gas?
Either lingspeed or lair.
In this build, get both!

Minerals to lings,
Gas goes to your infestors.
Get evo upgrades!

As for expanding,
You'll need to scout his build first.
Is it aggressive?

If he's just teching,
Or greedy with expansions,
You can expand quick.

This style is fuuuuuuun =D
Get infestor energy,
It's a great upgrade!

Upgrade first, *then* pump.
Pump out a ton of zerglings.
But... when do you fight?

Check your energy!
When infestors have a lot,
You can move them in.

MATCHUP SPECIFICS:
If you see an immortal,
Neural parasite!!!

Those things pwn stalkers.
Lings can guard your infestors.
Know what to do next?

Infested marines!
Those things will mop an army.
It's really unfair.

If the game drags on,
Consider getting broodlords.
Hive tech is *easy*!

Brood War is so fun.
I play at least once a week.
Only with Zerg though.

My Terran is *bad*.
I just proxy my barracks,
Or I build mass rax.

Protoss, WTF.
I just build a lot of shit.
It seems to work out.

Tau cross is awesome.
I hope someone remakes it.
Try to cannon me!

Real life isn't real.
I'd choose to sleep forever,
If I kept dreaming.

I made two board games!
The board for one is STARCRAFT
(campaign editor).

Who here plays smash bros?
SHOWMEYOURMOVESFALCONPUNCH!
Street Fighter trumps it. :/

I drank lots of wine.
I thought I only drank half,
But now it's empty?!

That map editor,
It's so friggen powerful.
Blood Bath is reborn!

You've read way too far.
Be prepared to eat some flak!
Nah, I'm just kidding.

Oh god, haikus rule.
I just can't stop writing them.
This thread is soooo good.

SOPA AZTECA!
This soup recipe kicks ass.
Healthy and tasty!

Get 3 tomatoes.
Put them on a boiler pan,
Broil for 2 minutes.

When you take them out,
You can peel the skin right off.
Slice up an onion.

Slice up some garlic.
1 tablespoon of oil,
SC2 IS UP?!?

SORRY TEAM LIQUID
I'm gunna do some lanning.
I'll post this later.