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krndandaman
Profile Joined August 2009
Mozambique16569 Posts
April 24 2010 06:35 GMT
#501
--- Nuked ---
artofmagic
Profile Blog Joined March 2005
United States1951 Posts
April 24 2010 06:37 GMT
#502
1, A, 2 A, Hah!
Taste my Marines and Medics!
*Aahhhh! crap! DAMN LURKERS!

*Aahhhh = the sounds that the marines make when they die
evolve or die
orangemoney52
Profile Joined April 2006
United States37 Posts
April 24 2010 06:39 GMT
#503
"Slammin'!"

Girlfriend plays Starcraft.
She thinks Beta is sexy.
Help me get laid please.


"Wanting to Choke a Bitch"

Mins at four hundred.
Build Nexus. "You can't build there."
Fucking vulture mine.
iamtenninja
Profile Joined April 2010
United States162 Posts
April 24 2010 06:42 GMT
#504
The Zerg have arrived!
Prepare your defense wisely
for they devour worlds.
Trozz
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Canada3454 Posts
April 24 2010 06:42 GMT
#505
A haiku contest?!
I wrote so many Haikus...
I've spoiler tagged them:

+ Show Spoiler [TL Staff] +

He's the crotchmaster.
You'll never see anyone
pull it out faster.

Chill is good at chess.
He knows how to pwn the board
More often than not.

As for Kennigit,
Thanks for linking me this thread!
I would've missed it...

Hello Silversky.
To me, you are my rival.
Take that how you will.

Yo, Manifesto,
You could help me with something.
PM for details.

10f, I THANK YOU!
Also a thanks to roffles.
Why would I thank them?

I LOVE YOUR SUBBING!
Thanks for subbing Hyunjoon's quest!
That show is awesome. ^___^

And as for Fakesteve,
Did you think up this contest?
I think you're awesome.


+ Show Spoiler [My SC2 Zerg Style] +

ZERGLING INFESTOR!
I think infestors are cool,
Here's how I make them:

I like 14 pool.
When you drop it, build your gas.
Queen ASAP!

First 100 gas?
Either lingspeed or lair.
In this build, get both!

Minerals to lings,
Gas goes to your infestors.
Get evo upgrades!

As for expanding,
You'll need to scout his build first.
Is it aggressive?

If he's just teching,
Or greedy with expansions,
You can expand quick.

This style is fuuuuuuun =D
Get infestor energy,
It's a great upgrade!

Upgrade first, *then* pump.
Pump out a ton of zerglings.
But... when do you fight?

Check your energy!
When infestors have a lot,
You can move them in.

MATCHUP SPECIFICS:
If you see an immortal,
Neural parasite!!!

Those things pwn stalkers.
Lings can guard your infestors.
Know what to do next?

Infested marines!
Those things will mop an army.
It's really unfair.

If the game drags on,
Consider getting broodlords.
Hive tech is *easy*!


+ Show Spoiler [SC1] +

Brood War is so fun.
I play at least once a week.
Only with Zerg though.

My Terran is *bad*.
I just proxy my barracks,
Or I build mass rax.

Protoss, WTF.
I just build a lot of shit.
It seems to work out.

Tau cross is awesome.
I hope someone remakes it.
Try to cannon me!


+ Show Spoiler [random thoughts] +

Real life isn't real.
I'd choose to sleep forever,
If I kept dreaming.

I made two board games!
The board for one is STARCRAFT
(campaign editor).

Who here plays smash bros?
SHOWMEYOURMOVESFALCONPUNCH!
Street Fighter trumps it. :/

I drank lots of wine.
I thought I only drank half,
But now it's empty?!

That map editor,
It's so friggen powerful.
Blood Bath is reborn!

You've read way too far.
Be prepared to eat some flak!
Nah, I'm just kidding.

Oh god, haikus rule.
I just can't stop writing them.
This thread is soooo good.


+ Show Spoiler [delicious soup recipe] +

SOPA AZTECA!
This soup recipe kicks ass.
Healthy and tasty!

Get 3 tomatoes.
Put them on a boiler pan,
Broil for 2 minutes.

When you take them out,
You can peel the skin right off.
Slice up an onion.

Slice up some garlic.
1 tablespoon of oil,
SC2 IS UP?!?

SORRY TEAM LIQUID
I'm gunna do some lanning.
I'll post this later.


Here's my submission.
I have friends who'd like a key.
brb sc
A build is not a guess, an estimation or a hunch, a feeling, or a foolish intuition. A build is a dependable, unwavering, unarguably accurate, portrayer of your ambition.
EnDorphin
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States38 Posts
April 24 2010 06:43 GMT
#506
Haiku

#21 (20min.)

Twenty more minutes
And Haiku game is over
Wish I get a key...

EnDorphin
LOLAGONS
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada34 Posts
April 24 2010 06:43 GMT
#507
Haiku Entry 7:

"M&M"

Marching solemnly
Roaring guns, bursting grenades
Against massive hordes.
searcher
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
277 Posts
April 24 2010 06:45 GMT
#508
Building carriers,
A useful talent toi have,
Or so Idra says.
SonuvBob
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Aiur21549 Posts
April 24 2010 06:45 GMT
#509
Sooo does Trozz get all 5 or what?
Administrator
ryuu_
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States1266 Posts
April 24 2010 06:46 GMT
#510
Oh snap, it was only a matter of time before haiku master Trozz came in. He's guaranteed a key with his ridiculous linguistics. Nice haikus btw and thanks for hosting such nice contests FakeSteve!
♣ Jaedong. Stork. Bisu. Calm. NaDa. SC2: Sen, MKP, DRG, MMA, Grubby, NonY, Ret, Jinro, TLO, Sheth, HayprO, Zenio,Taeja,Snute, Sea, Rain, MC,Squirtle,Stephano,Parting ,Life, and HEROOOOO <3
Equ1NoX
Profile Joined April 2010
Slovenia6 Posts
April 24 2010 06:47 GMT
#511
Aiur

The sun retreats
Hiss, slither and hum
Twilight has come.
Marksman
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Malaysia523 Posts
April 24 2010 06:48 GMT
#512
Lock and Load
Get ready to go
Starcraft II is here


1,2,3
I hit the beat
and break my keys


I see the night,
I stalk the night
and the stalker stalks me

The Queen is dead
For having too many boyfriends
now,
who's the dad for the larvae?


Note: My first time doing haiku so dun diss me if its bad xd. and yeah didn't read through the large number of posts.
I live by the LoL
iamtenninja
Profile Joined April 2010
United States162 Posts
April 24 2010 06:49 GMT
#513
On April 24 2010 15:45 SonuvBob wrote:
Sooo does Trozz get all 5 or what?


I just joined but who's Trozz lol
LOLAGONS
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada34 Posts
April 24 2010 06:51 GMT
#514
Haiku Entry 8:

"My Life for Aiur!"

A singular drive
Collective zeal burning bright
In a dance of blades.
Chillsen
Profile Joined April 2010
Germany98 Posts
April 24 2010 06:51 GMT
#515
infested terrans,
trying hard to get a key,
i would not trust them
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
iamtenninja
Profile Joined April 2010
United States162 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-24 06:54:13
April 24 2010 06:53 GMT
#516
Zerglings attack fast
Banelings are so very cute
Ultras sweep the weak

[Tried something fun - ran this through a translator ten times and here's the results]

"Puppy pestelings
attack faster, better
cleaning of serious cat"
Cr4zyH0r5e
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Peru1308 Posts
April 24 2010 06:54 GMT
#517
Yes, I'm Peruvian
No, I don't ride a llama
Yes, I will cheese you
Diamond 4 Jungle/Support - http://www.twitch.tv/cr4zyh0r5e/c/3051057 Zyra support 101
iamtenninja
Profile Joined April 2010
United States162 Posts
April 24 2010 06:55 GMT
#518
StarCraft fans rejoice!
For the time of decision
has finally come now!
cestatoi
Profile Joined January 2009
United States97 Posts
April 24 2010 06:55 GMT
#519
I'll see you today
computer table thirteen
five o'clock p.m.
LOLAGONS
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada34 Posts
April 24 2010 06:56 GMT
#520
Haiku Entry 9:

"Darkness Comes!"

A slight disturbance
Gives way to metallic legs
Blink and you'll miss it.
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