EPTBETA PARTY HAS OFFICIALLY ENDED, THANKS TO ALL WHO TUNED IN!
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"Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, and therefore is winged Cupid painted blind."
Try telling that to my ex-wife Linda. Not all of us are charming. Not all of us are born to woo. Not all of us are hunks.
But there is one who is.
The biggest hunk known to man; he who rides the sorrows of the nerd, who triumphs where lesser men have fell - the man who plays nude, one-handed and on a bowflex!
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Sterling playing nude, one-handed and on a bowflex.
I am of course, referring to the one and only Sterling Kolde, who is taking precious time out of his alpha schedule to stoop down and teach us mortal betas a lesson or two about StarCraft, the tool of the ultimate lady killer - and what better way to unleash such messages unto the world than through the medium of the Heart of the Swarm Beta?
Ladies and gentlemen, let it be known that Sterling will be providing tutelage to we woeful folk on the 14th of February, the day of lovers, for twelve glorious hours. There will be giveaways of coaching sessions along with replay analysis, high-powered laddering andrelationship advice build order demonstrations. Tune in for what promises to be a night to remember (for those who aren't sexually active).
Where and when?
Head over to Sterling's stream on the 14th of February. The stream should be starting at 08:00 GMT (+00:00) (8AM GMT-8), but everybody knows that hunks work on different time scales to the rest of us, so don't have any unreasonable expectations such as the stream actually starting on time.
What's on the agenda?
You can send HotS replays into sterlingscii@gmail.com and Sterling may be so kind as to analyse them. Sterling will also be taking an account from the depths of the bronze league into international stardom (AKA masters league and beyond, depending on how many spots are open in GM). You might find some fun 2v2s or monobattles if that's requested, as well as terran build order demonstrations and on-the-spot coaching giveaways. There may be a beta key in it, too. You'll just have to tune in to find out.
"Love is a smoke and is made with the fume of sighs." - Willy Shakespeare
"Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, and therefore is winged Cupid painted blind."
Try telling that to my ex-wife Linda. Not all of us are charming. Not all of us are born to woo. Not all of us are hunks.
But there is one who is.
The biggest hunk known to man; he who rides the sorrows of the nerd, who triumphs where lesser men have fell - the man who plays nude, one-handed and on a bowflex!
+ Show Spoiler +
Sterling playing nude, one-handed and on a bowflex.I am of course, referring to the one and only Sterling Kolde, who is taking precious time out of his alpha schedule to stoop down and teach us mortal betas a lesson or two about StarCraft, the tool of the ultimate lady killer - and what better way to unleash such messages unto the world than through the medium of the Heart of the Swarm Beta?
Ladies and gentlemen, let it be known that Sterling will be providing tutelage to we woeful folk on the 14th of February, the day of lovers, for twelve glorious hours. There will be giveaways of coaching sessions along with replay analysis, high-powered laddering and
Where and when?
Head over to Sterling's stream on the 14th of February. The stream should be starting at 08:00 GMT (+00:00) (8AM GMT-8), but everybody knows that hunks work on different time scales to the rest of us, so don't have any unreasonable expectations such as the stream actually starting on time.
What's on the agenda?
You can send HotS replays into sterlingscii@gmail.com and Sterling may be so kind as to analyse them. Sterling will also be taking an account from the depths of the bronze league into international stardom (AKA masters league and beyond, depending on how many spots are open in GM). You might find some fun 2v2s or monobattles if that's requested, as well as terran build order demonstrations and on-the-spot coaching giveaways. There may be a beta key in it, too. You'll just have to tune in to find out.
"Love is a smoke and is made with the fume of sighs." - Willy Shakespeare
Sterling's credentials as a hunk:
- Placed second in the Sterling vs MaxSC showmatch. There have been no reported sightings of MaxSC in several months.
- Eats spicy snacks and subdues his tastebuds with milk.
- Had straight sex with a girl once.
Thanks for the write-up. I'm really excited to do this 12 hour marathon. For those wondering what this will be like, i'm going to play ladder games, do live coaching, do some activities with my viewers, and try to be very interactive and entertaining overall. Hope to see you there!![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/6umIjlC.png)
