EPTOn December 19 2013 07:20 Alaric wrote:
You're just jealous you can't make your eyes sparkle like hers.
You're just jealous you can't make your eyes sparkle like hers.
She has eyes?
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Gahlo
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On December 19 2013 08:01 Nos- wrote: #LesothoPickUpLines have you ever kissed a white man? no? would you like to? | ||
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jcarlsoniv
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On December 19 2013 08:43 mordek wrote: Two more hours. Where'd everyone go. I was at HAPPY HOUR with my coworkers lol | ||
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Cixah
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PROTIP: Construction crews are retarded. How do you mistake an 18 wheeler for a car. | ||
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remedium
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On December 19 2013 08:50 jcarlsoniv wrote: I was at HAPPY HOUR with my coworkers lol My roommate asked me if he should go to the gym. I told him it was happy hour. He told me the happy hour special was double fisting beers. Here we are, ten beers later. In our kitchen. Which is also our bar. Our gym is down the hall in our foyer. I regret nothing. | ||
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On December 19 2013 09:11 ReketSomething wrote: Wow, Nintendo is making a Dr. Luigi. Wut Nintendo is an equal opportunity employer, OK?! | ||
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Gahlo
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On December 19 2013 09:11 ReketSomething wrote: Wow, Nintendo is making a Dr. Luigi. Wut This is the year of Luigi. | ||
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Shelke14
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On December 19 2013 09:02 remedium wrote: My roommate asked me if he should go to the gym. I told him it was happy hour. He told me the happy hour special was double fisting beers. Here we are, ten beers later. In our kitchen. Which is also our bar. Our gym is down the hall in our foyer. I regret nothing. Never regret drinking, always drink more. Same thing happened to me, staying at a hotel with a gym and a sharks clubs(sports bar and grill). Exiting my room I either turn right to the gym or left towards the sharks club. Needless to say 4 and half hours of beer drinking and hockey I made some new friends in a small town. Plus the bartender had massive fake tits and was always shaking them, had to stay | ||
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NotYango
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On December 19 2013 09:20 jcarlsoniv wrote: Nintendo is an equal opportunity employer, OK?! If that were the case wouldn't they be making Dr. Peach? | ||
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On December 19 2013 09:59 NotYango wrote: If that were the case wouldn't they be making Dr. Peach? Only if she's a strong, black woman who don't need no man. | ||
ComaDose
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smite is too much fun i've also napped in a similar working fasion | ||
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phyvo
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On December 19 2013 09:32 Shelke14 wrote: Never regret drinking, always drink more. Same thing happened to me, staying at a hotel with a gym and a sharks clubs(sports bar and grill). Exiting my room I either turn right to the gym or left towards the sharks club. Needless to say 4 and half hours of beer drinking and hockey I made some new friends in a small town. Plus the bartender had massive fake tits and was always shaking them, had to stay When I think of hotels and drinking all I can think about is that grand canyon trip I went on with my co workers where they all got drunk during bowling and then all talked about foreskins for an hour and a half in the hotel room while I was trying to get to sleep. That same night one of the girls went to the bathroom and couldn't figure out how to get out. She cried for help, one of the guys got up but couldn't open the door because it was locked (from the inside, obviously). He had to tell her to turn the light on before she figured out how to let herself out. Honestly I think being around (the right) drunk people is far more interesting than actually drinking. | ||
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