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Slayer91
Profile Joined February 2006
Ireland23335 Posts
December 18 2013 21:33 GMT
#16101
i can play chess wtih you jongalt but i used to be pretty good
JonGalt
Profile Joined February 2013
Pootie too good!4331 Posts
December 18 2013 21:36 GMT
#16102
HOLY FUCK I CAN'T WAIT TO BE IN AMERICA

people always ask me if I get homesick. no. not at all. I LOVE Lesotho.

but holy shit I can't wait to play league of legends and take a god damn shower.
LiquidLegends StaffWho is Jon Galt?
JonGalt
Profile Joined February 2013
Pootie too good!4331 Posts
December 18 2013 21:37 GMT
#16103
On December 19 2013 06:33 Slayer91 wrote:
i can play chess wtih you jongalt but i used to be pretty good


bring it bitch. I'm pming you now.
LiquidLegends StaffWho is Jon Galt?
Gahlo
Profile Joined February 2010
United States35162 Posts
December 18 2013 21:39 GMT
#16104
On December 19 2013 06:36 JonGalt wrote:
HOLY FUCK I CAN'T WAIT TO BE IN AMERICA

people always ask me if I get homesick. no. not at all. I LOVE Lesotho.

but holy shit I can't wait to play league of legends and take a god damn shower.

And watch league.
Requizen
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States33802 Posts
December 18 2013 21:40 GMT
#16105
On December 19 2013 06:36 JonGalt wrote:
HOLY FUCK I CAN'T WAIT TO BE IN AMERICA

people always ask me if I get homesick. no. not at all. I LOVE Lesotho.

but holy shit I can't wait to play league of legends and take a god damn shower.

When do you get back?
It's your boy Guzma!
AsmodeusXI
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States15536 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-12-18 21:41:59
December 18 2013 21:41 GMT
#16106
On December 19 2013 06:36 JonGalt wrote:
HOLY FUCK I CAN'T WAIT TO BE IN AMERICA

people always ask me if I get homesick. no. not at all. I LOVE Lesotho.

but holy shit I can't wait to play league of legends and take a god damn shower.


You must be covered in smells I can't even imagine.
WriterTL > RL. BNet: Asmodeus#1187 - LoL: DJForeclosure - Steam: asmodeusxi | www.n3rddimension.com
ReketSomething
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States6012 Posts
December 18 2013 21:42 GMT
#16107
Dammit I'm working right now so I can't be bashing all those arena noobs that grinded money during their arena downtime.
Jaedong :3
Alaric
Profile Joined November 2009
France45622 Posts
December 18 2013 21:42 GMT
#16108
Didn't someone mention players waiting when losing and then him suddenly disconnecting, in hearthstone, a few days ago? It just happened to me. Guy was playing normally, then once disadvantaged he started playing in the next 10 seconds for three straight turns. I disconnected from the game at the end of the 3rd (he was going to die within 2 turns at that point).
Cant take LMS hipsters serious.
JonGalt
Profile Joined February 2013
Pootie too good!4331 Posts
December 18 2013 21:49 GMT
#16109
December 2014 I get back. 12 more months snitches.

And I definitely smell bad, but it's way better than all these other people who have never showered hahaha!

bucket baths aren't bad. you just sorta pour water over yourself and get mostly clean. but let's be real. the effort/gas wasted/time for a bath only happens once or twice a week. (read: definitely once a week and 100% right before I meet up with a girls/friends)

don't judge until you've lived without running water.
LiquidLegends StaffWho is Jon Galt?
Requizen
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States33802 Posts
December 18 2013 21:51 GMT
#16110
The real question is, are you bringing back a girlfriend/wife?

Or three, you know, I don't judge.
It's your boy Guzma!
mordek
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States12705 Posts
December 18 2013 21:52 GMT
#16111
He doesn't own any/enough cattle.
It is vanity to love what passes quickly and not to look ahead where eternal joy abides. Tiberius77 | Mordek #1881 "I took a mint!"
Gahlo
Profile Joined February 2010
United States35162 Posts
December 18 2013 21:53 GMT
#16112
On December 19 2013 06:51 Requizen wrote:
The real question is, are you bringing back a girlfriend/wife?

Or three, you know, I don't judge.

Req gives out more judgement than Garen.
JonGalt
Profile Joined February 2013
Pootie too good!4331 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-12-18 22:00:25
December 18 2013 21:57 GMT
#16113
On December 19 2013 06:52 mordek wrote:
He doesn't own any/enough cattle.


actually super true. any woman who'd be legit to bring back would be worth about 20-25 cows which is 100000-125000 rand (10000-12500 us dollars).

but in all honesty US visa is priceless, so fuck your cows.

p.s. I make 2000 rand (200$) a month
LiquidLegends StaffWho is Jon Galt?
Requizen
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States33802 Posts
December 18 2013 21:59 GMT
#16114
"Hey baby I can get you at least partial citizenship to the 7th freest country on the planet.

And one chicken that I won in a bet."
It's your boy Guzma!
JonGalt
Profile Joined February 2013
Pootie too good!4331 Posts
December 18 2013 22:01 GMT
#16115
On December 19 2013 06:59 Requizen wrote:
"Hey baby I can get you at least partial citizenship to the 7th freest country on the planet.

And one chicken that I won in a bet."


Hey babe, you wanna washing machine?
LiquidLegends StaffWho is Jon Galt?
AsmodeusXI
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States15536 Posts
December 18 2013 22:17 GMT
#16116
On December 19 2013 07:01 JonGalt wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 19 2013 06:59 Requizen wrote:
"Hey baby I can get you at least partial citizenship to the 7th freest country on the planet.

And one chicken that I won in a bet."


Hey babe, you wanna washing machine?


that'd work on me
WriterTL > RL. BNet: Asmodeus#1187 - LoL: DJForeclosure - Steam: asmodeusxi | www.n3rddimension.com
Alaric
Profile Joined November 2009
France45622 Posts
December 18 2013 22:17 GMT
#16117
Rosalina's moveset looks super interesting. @_@
Cant take LMS hipsters serious.
Gahlo
Profile Joined February 2010
United States35162 Posts
December 18 2013 22:18 GMT
#16118
On December 19 2013 07:17 Alaric wrote:
Rosalina's moveset looks super interesting. @_@

Yes, her moveset. >.> <.<
Alaric
Profile Joined November 2009
France45622 Posts
December 18 2013 22:20 GMT
#16119
You're just jealous you can't make your eyes sparkle like hers.
Cant take LMS hipsters serious.
Requizen
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States33802 Posts
December 18 2013 22:21 GMT
#16120
Rosalina best Mario girl by far.
It's your boy Guzma!
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