• Log InLog In
  • Register
Liquid`
Team Liquid Liquipedia
EST 14:31
CET 20:31
KST 04:31
  • Home
  • Forum
  • Calendar
  • Streams
  • Liquipedia
  • Features
  • Store
  • EPT
  • TL+
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Smash
  • Heroes
  • Counter-Strike
  • Overwatch
  • Liquibet
  • Fantasy StarCraft
  • TLPD
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Blogs
Forum Sidebar
Events/Features
News
Featured News
[ASL22] Finals Preview: Sweet Victory!12[ASL22] Ro4 Preview: Mirror Mirror6[ASL22] Ro8 Preview: Within Reach5[ASL22] Ro8 Preview: In A Tizzy11[ASL22] Ro16 Preview: Holy Diver5
Community News
Weekly Cups (Oct 26 - Nov 1): MaxPax, herO, Solar win0Weekly Cups (October 19-25): Clem triples first in 5.0.175Evil Geniuses - shutting down23ISSL (IntoTheTV x SOOP SC2 League): Premier7Weekly Cups (October 12-18): 5.0.17 era begins1
StarCraft 2
General
No more SC2 streamers on team liquid? StarCraft open world shooter announced at BlizzCon [D] Hacker peak in sc2 ? Liquibets sc2 season 30 Evil Geniuses - shutting down
Tourneys
SC4ALL: II Venue Change Announcement! Sparkling Tuna Cup - Weekly Open Tournament WardiTV Mondays ISSL (IntoTheTV x SOOP SC2 League): Premier Stellar Fest TWO the Moon (Dec 16-20)
Strategy
[H] ZvP Mid-Late Game: Stalkers Collossi HT
Custom Maps
[G] How to playtest arcade maps Starcraft 2 Advance [D] the control group Simple Questions/Answers
External Content
Mutation # 551 Robotic Revival Mutation # 550 Graveyard Shift The PondCast: SC2 News & Results Mutation # 549 Endless Sparkles
Brood War
General
List of top players active on ShieldBattery Rollback Netcode in Brood War Sagi.gg Launcher Released BW General Discussion [Megathread] Daily Funny Videos
Tourneys
[Megathread] Daily Proleagues [$1250] International ShieldBattery League Small VOD Thread 2.0 KCM Race Survival 2026 Season 4
Strategy
50,000-Word Terran Builds Memo 2026-10-22 Cliff Jump Revisited (1 in a 1000 strategy) Simple Questions, Simple Answers
Other Games
General Games
Nintendo Switch Thread Path of Exile Stormgate/Frost Giant Megathread Stratus: Battle for the sky now on steam Early acc Deus Ex 3!?
Dota 2
Dota 2 Champions League Season 3 Begins April 25!
League of Legends
[TL LoL EUW IHs] Teemo shall perish
Heroes of the Storm
Heroes of the Storm 2.0
Hearthstone
Deck construction bug
TL Mafia
TL Mafia Community Thread
Community
General
US Politics Mega-thread Things Aren’t Peaceful in Palestine Russo-Ukrainian War Thread Trading/Investing Thread Dating: How's your luck?
Fan Clubs
Fan Club Resource Thread Reynor Fan Club The Flash Fan Club
Media & Entertainment
Anime Discussion Thread Movie Discussion! [Manga] One Piece
Sports
Football (Soccer) Thread TeamLiquid Health and Fitness Initiative For 2023 MLB/Baseball 2023
World Cup 2022
Tech Support
Computer Build, Upgrade & Buying Resource Thread
TL Community
Recent Gifted Posts
Blogs
Why I built Repalyzer (1.1.…
BlueStar
Innovate or Game Over?
TrAiDoS
ShieldBattery on Mac
Kraekkling
[ASL22] Ro4 Day1 Ticket Giv…
bITt.mAN
Can Bots Beat Pros?? Starcr…
namkraft
Customize Sidebar...

Website Feedback

Closed Threads



Active: 9500 users

Off-Topic General Discussion - Page 359

Forum Index > The Shopkeeper′s Inn
Post a Reply
Prev 1 357 358 359 360 361 5162 Next
mordek
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States12705 Posts
October 22 2013 19:11 GMT
#7161
On October 23 2013 04:07 Requizen wrote:
Plz you think I would slum it with you chumps if I worked at Riot?

Old habits die hard my friend.
It is vanity to love what passes quickly and not to look ahead where eternal joy abides. Tiberius77 | Mordek #1881 "I took a mint!"
caelym
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States6430 Posts
October 22 2013 19:12 GMT
#7162
On October 23 2013 04:09 Nos- wrote:
where do you work req?

edit: I've also had problems arise for like a week then disappear without a trace with 0 code changes. That's like the most frustrating *spider gone out of sight* thing to happen, cause you don't know what broke in the first place and you can't reproduce it

most frustrating thing ever is to spend hours "debugging" the code when it's really the deployment environment not being set up correctly.
AsmodeusXI
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States15536 Posts
October 22 2013 19:13 GMT
#7163
On October 23 2013 04:12 caelym wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 23 2013 04:09 Nos- wrote:
where do you work req?

edit: I've also had problems arise for like a week then disappear without a trace with 0 code changes. That's like the most frustrating *spider gone out of sight* thing to happen, cause you don't know what broke in the first place and you can't reproduce it

most frustrating thing ever is to spend hours "debugging" the code when it's really the deployment environment not being set up correctly.


I am currently "debugging" a pair of SQL objects that, according to the internet and several colleague's assertions, are syntactically perfect, but continually run into errors.

WAT IS DIS I DON'T EVEN
WriterTL > RL. BNet: Asmodeus#1187 - LoL: DJForeclosure - Steam: asmodeusxi | www.n3rddimension.com
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
October 22 2013 19:17 GMT
#7164
Currently rewriting/reformatting/converting reports in SAP BusinessIntelligence (kill me now) - so many times I've been trying to get a report to work right and I do *something* and it magically works for no reason.
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
Nos-
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Canada12016 Posts
October 22 2013 19:19 GMT
#7165
99 little bugs in my code, 99 little bugs
you take one down, pass it around,
126 little bugs in my code
Bronze player stuck in platinum
wei2coolman
Profile Joined November 2010
United States60033 Posts
October 22 2013 19:21 GMT
#7166
Glad I'm not a code monkey.
liftlift > tsm
Requizen
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States33802 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-10-22 19:23:07
October 22 2013 19:22 GMT
#7167
On October 23 2013 04:09 Nos- wrote:
where do you work req?

edit: I've also had problems arise for like a week then disappear without a trace with 0 code changes. That's like the most frustrating *spider gone out of sight* thing to happen, cause you don't know what broke in the first place and you can't reproduce it

This is my nightmare. Because it never stays gone, you're just like "I guess it's fine" and then your boss comes to you 2 months later and it's back, but you can't remember what the problem was, so now you look at your own code and comments and you're like "who the fuck wrote this buggy-ass shit?" and then you get blamed because you broke something that was never really "fixed" in the first place.

I don't want to do this anymore.

I work for a big name company that needs like 5 web developers. It's ok.
It's your boy Guzma!
MoonBear
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Straight outta Johto18973 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-10-22 19:24:26
October 22 2013 19:24 GMT
#7168
On October 23 2013 04:19 Nos- wrote:
99 little bugs in my code, 99 little bugs
you take one down, pass it around,
126 little bugs in my code

It's ok. If you try compiling it enough time you'll hit integer overflow so it'll look like you have 0 bugs!
ModeratorA dream. Do you have one that has cursed you like that? Or maybe... a wish?
remedium
Profile Joined July 2011
United States939 Posts
October 22 2013 19:24 GMT
#7169
If you happen to own a major financial institution or consulting firm in Boston, get at me.
Stay positive!
JonGalt
Profile Joined February 2013
Pootie too good!4331 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-10-22 19:30:01
October 22 2013 19:24 GMT
#7170
Coding in Lesotho so much less frustrating.

WHY WON'T THIS SHIT WORK!!?? I'M GONNA STAY UP ALL NIGH- oh. computer's dead. looks like it's time to go to bed.

edit: I love being a lurker. ling and lurker best units.

can we have TL lol bw tournaments?
LiquidLegends StaffWho is Jon Galt?
Zess
Profile Joined July 2012
Adun Toridas!9144 Posts
October 22 2013 19:27 GMT
#7171
On October 23 2013 04:17 jcarlsoniv wrote:
Currently rewriting/reformatting/converting reports in SAP BusinessIntelligence (kill me now) - so many times I've been trying to get a report to work right and I do *something* and it magically works for no reason.

Are you using Crystal?

I have to do one for my certification project and after like 3 hours of bufu trying to figure out what is going on I realize that Crystal uses its own SQL-like language that it interprets into SQL for the SQL interpreter to then run.


...

wat
Administrator@TL_Zess
| (• ◡•)|八 (❍ᴥ❍ʋ)
Requizen
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States33802 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-10-22 19:28:45
October 22 2013 19:28 GMT
#7172
Ahahahaha Crystal Reports, what a giant bag of shit.

I literally can't think of any other way to describe it. That software makes me want to kill everyone in the room.
It's your boy Guzma!
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
October 22 2013 19:31 GMT
#7173
On October 23 2013 04:27 xes wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 23 2013 04:17 jcarlsoniv wrote:
Currently rewriting/reformatting/converting reports in SAP BusinessIntelligence (kill me now) - so many times I've been trying to get a report to work right and I do *something* and it magically works for no reason.

Are you using Crystal?

I have to do one for my certification project and after like 3 hours of bufu trying to figure out what is going on I realize that Crystal uses its own SQL-like language that it interprets into SQL for the SQL interpreter to then run.


...

wat


Nope, we don't use Crystal. Converting Deski reports to Webi reports. Most of them aren't too bad, but there's a whole slew of reports set up with SQL data providers that can't go through the converter (which barely works), so they have to be manually rewritten in Webi.

In the whole project, somewhere around ~1000+ reports have to get converted.
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
wei2coolman
Profile Joined November 2010
United States60033 Posts
October 22 2013 19:33 GMT
#7174
On October 23 2013 04:24 JonGalt wrote:
Coding in Lesotho so much less frustrating.

WHY WON'T THIS SHIT WORK!!?? I'M GONNA STAY UP ALL NIGH- oh. computer's dead. looks like it's time to go to bed.

edit: I love being a lurker. ling and lurker best units.

can we have TL lol bw tournaments?

As an ignorant American, I still have no idea where Lesotho is, nor it's current socio/economic/political situation.
I always thought it a was a troll country choice, until you mentioned you were volunteering there. Even then, I'm skeptical.
liftlift > tsm
Slayer91
Profile Joined February 2006
Ireland23466 Posts
October 22 2013 19:34 GMT
#7175
its near south africa
aka Teutonica
Osmoses
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Sweden5302 Posts
October 22 2013 19:34 GMT
#7176
I've actually used adobe air myself. It's just flash with a bigger sandbox. It has nothing to do with the client's problems. Thats just shitty code ontop of shitty code that gets the job done well enough and isn't worth the effort to redo.
Excuse me hun, but what is your name? Vivian? I woke up next to you naked and, uh, did we, um?
caelym
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States6430 Posts
October 22 2013 19:36 GMT
#7177
On October 23 2013 04:33 wei2coolman wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 23 2013 04:24 JonGalt wrote:
Coding in Lesotho so much less frustrating.

WHY WON'T THIS SHIT WORK!!?? I'M GONNA STAY UP ALL NIGH- oh. computer's dead. looks like it's time to go to bed.

edit: I love being a lurker. ling and lurker best units.

can we have TL lol bw tournaments?

As an ignorant American, I still have no idea where Lesotho is, nor it's current socio/economic/political situation.
I always thought it a was a troll country choice, until you mentioned you were volunteering there. Even then, I'm skeptical.

look inside South Africa
wei2coolman
Profile Joined November 2010
United States60033 Posts
October 22 2013 19:36 GMT
#7178
On October 23 2013 04:34 Osmoses wrote:
I've actually used adobe air myself. It's just flash with a bigger sandbox. It has nothing to do with the client's problems. Thats just shitty code ontop of shitty code that gets the job done well enough and isn't worth the effort to redo.

So your saying it's more so bad implementation of code on Adobe Air, than the actual Adobe Air?
liftlift > tsm
Requizen
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States33802 Posts
October 22 2013 19:37 GMT
#7179
On October 23 2013 04:36 caelym wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 23 2013 04:33 wei2coolman wrote:
On October 23 2013 04:24 JonGalt wrote:
Coding in Lesotho so much less frustrating.

WHY WON'T THIS SHIT WORK!!?? I'M GONNA STAY UP ALL NIGH- oh. computer's dead. looks like it's time to go to bed.

edit: I love being a lurker. ling and lurker best units.

can we have TL lol bw tournaments?

As an ignorant American, I still have no idea where Lesotho is, nor it's current socio/economic/political situation.
I always thought it a was a troll country choice, until you mentioned you were volunteering there. Even then, I'm skeptical.

look inside South Africa

plz Africa is just a fairy tale like Atlantis. It's the place from Lion King, do you really expect an eductaed American like myself to believe that Lion King is real?

plz
It's your boy Guzma!
Osmoses
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Sweden5302 Posts
October 22 2013 19:39 GMT
#7180
Shitty code is shitty, no matter the platform.
Excuse me hun, but what is your name? Vivian? I woke up next to you naked and, uh, did we, um?
Prev 1 357 358 359 360 361 5162 Next
Please log in or register to reply.
Live Events Refresh
IPSL
02:00
Ro24 Group D
Azhi_Dahaki vs ggnore13
Double vs WIZARD
Airneanach123
Liquipedia
IntoTheTV X SOOP
20:00
Premier - Final Day
WardiTV623
LiquipediaDiscussion
[ Submit Event ]
Live Streams
Refresh
StarCraft 2
ProTech151
BRAT_OK 77
MindelVK 35
EmSc Tv 18
StarCraft: Brood War
Hyun 39
HiyA 35
ggaemo 20
yabsab 14
Dota 2
qojqva3257
Counter-Strike
pashabiceps2061
gobbtv175
Super Smash Bros
hungrybox441
Heroes of the Storm
Liquid`Hasu365
Khaldor255
Other Games
tarik_tv6048
summit1g3710
Grubby2373
Liquid`RaSZi1994
FrodaN1641
singsing1598
PiGStarcraft251
Fuzer 167
QueenE116
Mew2King92
NeuroSwarm35
Railgan29
Organizations
Other Games
EGCTV1150
gamesdonequick642
Counter-Strike
PGL93
StarCraft 2
angryscii 21
EmSc Tv 18
EmSc2Tv 18
[ Show 20 non-featured ]
StarCraft 2
• Hupsaiya 22
• Reevou 6
• maralekos5
• AfreecaTV YouTube
• intothetv
• Kozan
• IndyKCrew
• Migwel
StarCraft: Brood War
• Pr0nogo 38
• FirePhoenix12
• HerbMon 7
• BSLYoutube
• STPLYoutube
• ZZZeroYoutube
Dota 2
• WagamamaTV424
League of Legends
• Nemesis2507
• Jankos1792
Other Games
• imaqtpie1018
• Shiphtur233
• tFFMrPink 15
Upcoming Events
BSL
29m
Cross vs Puma
Artosis vs Spine
Replay Cast
3h 29m
Replay Cast
1d 3h
Sparkling Tuna Cup
1d 14h
WardiTV Invitational
1d 16h
YoungYakov vs Lambo
SHIN vs TBD
Percival vs Shameless
Solar vs TBD
PiGosaur Cup
2 days
The PondCast
3 days
KCM Race Survival
3 days
WardiTV Invitational
3 days
CranKy Ducklings
5 days
[ Show More ]
IPSL
5 days
TerrOr vs IJ_Terran
rasowy vs Hazorath
Sparkling Tuna Cup
6 days
IPSL
6 days
Art_Of_Turtle vs KameZerg
Radley vs George
Liquipedia Results

Completed

Proleague 2026-11-06
Blizzard Classic Cup 2026
HCC Season 3

Ongoing

Acropolis #5
KCM Race Survival 2026 Season 4
International ShieldBattery League
BSL Season 23
IPSL Winter 2026-27
Calamity Cup Div. A Season 8
IEM Beijing 2026
PGL Masters Bucharest 2026
Stake Ranked Episode 5
1win Private Club #2
Thunderpick World Champ. '26
ESL Pro League Season 24
Stake Ranked Episode 4
1win Private Club #1
Logitech G Play Connect 2026
SL StarSeries Fall 2026
FISSURE Playground #3
BLAST Open Fall 2026

Upcoming

Sector 951
SC4ALL II: Brood War
BSL 23: Non-Korean Championship
HSC XXX
Stellar Fest 2: Lunar Cup
SC4ALL II: StarCraft II
Kung Fu Cup 2026 Grand Finals
RSL Offline Finals
Underdog Cup 2026 Div 2-3
PGL Bucharest 2027
BLAST Bounty Winter 2027
eXTREMESLAND 2026
PGL Major Singapore 2026
Stake Ranked Episode 6
BLAST Rivals Fall 2026
TLPD

1. ByuN
2. TY
3. Dark
4. Solar
5. Stats
6. Nerchio
7. sOs
8. soO
9. INnoVation
10. Elazer
1. Rain
2. Flash
3. EffOrt
4. Last
5. Bisu
6. Soulkey
7. Mini
8. Sharp
Sidebar Settings...

Advertising | Privacy Policy | Terms Of Use | Contact Us

Original banner artwork: Jim Warren
The contents of this webpage are copyright © 2026 TLnet. All Rights Reserved.