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mordek
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States12705 Posts
October 22 2013 19:11 GMT
#7161
On October 23 2013 04:07 Requizen wrote:
Plz you think I would slum it with you chumps if I worked at Riot?

Old habits die hard my friend.
It is vanity to love what passes quickly and not to look ahead where eternal joy abides. Tiberius77 | Mordek #1881 "I took a mint!"
caelym
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States6421 Posts
October 22 2013 19:12 GMT
#7162
On October 23 2013 04:09 Nos- wrote:
where do you work req?

edit: I've also had problems arise for like a week then disappear without a trace with 0 code changes. That's like the most frustrating *spider gone out of sight* thing to happen, cause you don't know what broke in the first place and you can't reproduce it

most frustrating thing ever is to spend hours "debugging" the code when it's really the deployment environment not being set up correctly.
bnet: caelym#1470 | Twitter: @caelym
AsmodeusXI
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States15536 Posts
October 22 2013 19:13 GMT
#7163
On October 23 2013 04:12 caelym wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 23 2013 04:09 Nos- wrote:
where do you work req?

edit: I've also had problems arise for like a week then disappear without a trace with 0 code changes. That's like the most frustrating *spider gone out of sight* thing to happen, cause you don't know what broke in the first place and you can't reproduce it

most frustrating thing ever is to spend hours "debugging" the code when it's really the deployment environment not being set up correctly.


I am currently "debugging" a pair of SQL objects that, according to the internet and several colleague's assertions, are syntactically perfect, but continually run into errors.

WAT IS DIS I DON'T EVEN
WriterTL > RL. BNet: Asmodeus#1187 - LoL: DJForeclosure - Steam: asmodeusxi | www.n3rddimension.com
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
October 22 2013 19:17 GMT
#7164
Currently rewriting/reformatting/converting reports in SAP BusinessIntelligence (kill me now) - so many times I've been trying to get a report to work right and I do *something* and it magically works for no reason.
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
Nos-
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Canada12016 Posts
October 22 2013 19:19 GMT
#7165
99 little bugs in my code, 99 little bugs
you take one down, pass it around,
126 little bugs in my code
Bronze player stuck in platinum
wei2coolman
Profile Joined November 2010
United States60033 Posts
October 22 2013 19:21 GMT
#7166
Glad I'm not a code monkey.
liftlift > tsm
Requizen
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States33802 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-10-22 19:23:07
October 22 2013 19:22 GMT
#7167
On October 23 2013 04:09 Nos- wrote:
where do you work req?

edit: I've also had problems arise for like a week then disappear without a trace with 0 code changes. That's like the most frustrating *spider gone out of sight* thing to happen, cause you don't know what broke in the first place and you can't reproduce it

This is my nightmare. Because it never stays gone, you're just like "I guess it's fine" and then your boss comes to you 2 months later and it's back, but you can't remember what the problem was, so now you look at your own code and comments and you're like "who the fuck wrote this buggy-ass shit?" and then you get blamed because you broke something that was never really "fixed" in the first place.

I don't want to do this anymore.

I work for a big name company that needs like 5 web developers. It's ok.
It's your boy Guzma!
MoonBear
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Straight outta Johto18973 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-10-22 19:24:26
October 22 2013 19:24 GMT
#7168
On October 23 2013 04:19 Nos- wrote:
99 little bugs in my code, 99 little bugs
you take one down, pass it around,
126 little bugs in my code

It's ok. If you try compiling it enough time you'll hit integer overflow so it'll look like you have 0 bugs!
ModeratorA dream. Do you have one that has cursed you like that? Or maybe... a wish?
remedium
Profile Joined July 2011
United States939 Posts
October 22 2013 19:24 GMT
#7169
If you happen to own a major financial institution or consulting firm in Boston, get at me.
Stay positive!
JonGalt
Profile Joined February 2013
Pootie too good!4331 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-10-22 19:30:01
October 22 2013 19:24 GMT
#7170
Coding in Lesotho so much less frustrating.

WHY WON'T THIS SHIT WORK!!?? I'M GONNA STAY UP ALL NIGH- oh. computer's dead. looks like it's time to go to bed.

edit: I love being a lurker. ling and lurker best units.

can we have TL lol bw tournaments?
LiquidLegends StaffWho is Jon Galt?
Zess
Profile Joined July 2012
Adun Toridas!9144 Posts
October 22 2013 19:27 GMT
#7171
On October 23 2013 04:17 jcarlsoniv wrote:
Currently rewriting/reformatting/converting reports in SAP BusinessIntelligence (kill me now) - so many times I've been trying to get a report to work right and I do *something* and it magically works for no reason.

Are you using Crystal?

I have to do one for my certification project and after like 3 hours of bufu trying to figure out what is going on I realize that Crystal uses its own SQL-like language that it interprets into SQL for the SQL interpreter to then run.


...

wat
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Requizen
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States33802 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-10-22 19:28:45
October 22 2013 19:28 GMT
#7172
Ahahahaha Crystal Reports, what a giant bag of shit.

I literally can't think of any other way to describe it. That software makes me want to kill everyone in the room.
It's your boy Guzma!
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
October 22 2013 19:31 GMT
#7173
On October 23 2013 04:27 xes wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 23 2013 04:17 jcarlsoniv wrote:
Currently rewriting/reformatting/converting reports in SAP BusinessIntelligence (kill me now) - so many times I've been trying to get a report to work right and I do *something* and it magically works for no reason.

Are you using Crystal?

I have to do one for my certification project and after like 3 hours of bufu trying to figure out what is going on I realize that Crystal uses its own SQL-like language that it interprets into SQL for the SQL interpreter to then run.


...

wat


Nope, we don't use Crystal. Converting Deski reports to Webi reports. Most of them aren't too bad, but there's a whole slew of reports set up with SQL data providers that can't go through the converter (which barely works), so they have to be manually rewritten in Webi.

In the whole project, somewhere around ~1000+ reports have to get converted.
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
wei2coolman
Profile Joined November 2010
United States60033 Posts
October 22 2013 19:33 GMT
#7174
On October 23 2013 04:24 JonGalt wrote:
Coding in Lesotho so much less frustrating.

WHY WON'T THIS SHIT WORK!!?? I'M GONNA STAY UP ALL NIGH- oh. computer's dead. looks like it's time to go to bed.

edit: I love being a lurker. ling and lurker best units.

can we have TL lol bw tournaments?

As an ignorant American, I still have no idea where Lesotho is, nor it's current socio/economic/political situation.
I always thought it a was a troll country choice, until you mentioned you were volunteering there. Even then, I'm skeptical.
liftlift > tsm
Slayer91
Profile Joined February 2006
Ireland23335 Posts
October 22 2013 19:34 GMT
#7175
its near south africa
Osmoses
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Sweden5302 Posts
October 22 2013 19:34 GMT
#7176
I've actually used adobe air myself. It's just flash with a bigger sandbox. It has nothing to do with the client's problems. Thats just shitty code ontop of shitty code that gets the job done well enough and isn't worth the effort to redo.
Excuse me hun, but what is your name? Vivian? I woke up next to you naked and, uh, did we, um?
caelym
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States6421 Posts
October 22 2013 19:36 GMT
#7177
On October 23 2013 04:33 wei2coolman wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 23 2013 04:24 JonGalt wrote:
Coding in Lesotho so much less frustrating.

WHY WON'T THIS SHIT WORK!!?? I'M GONNA STAY UP ALL NIGH- oh. computer's dead. looks like it's time to go to bed.

edit: I love being a lurker. ling and lurker best units.

can we have TL lol bw tournaments?

As an ignorant American, I still have no idea where Lesotho is, nor it's current socio/economic/political situation.
I always thought it a was a troll country choice, until you mentioned you were volunteering there. Even then, I'm skeptical.

look inside South Africa
bnet: caelym#1470 | Twitter: @caelym
wei2coolman
Profile Joined November 2010
United States60033 Posts
October 22 2013 19:36 GMT
#7178
On October 23 2013 04:34 Osmoses wrote:
I've actually used adobe air myself. It's just flash with a bigger sandbox. It has nothing to do with the client's problems. Thats just shitty code ontop of shitty code that gets the job done well enough and isn't worth the effort to redo.

So your saying it's more so bad implementation of code on Adobe Air, than the actual Adobe Air?
liftlift > tsm
Requizen
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States33802 Posts
October 22 2013 19:37 GMT
#7179
On October 23 2013 04:36 caelym wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 23 2013 04:33 wei2coolman wrote:
On October 23 2013 04:24 JonGalt wrote:
Coding in Lesotho so much less frustrating.

WHY WON'T THIS SHIT WORK!!?? I'M GONNA STAY UP ALL NIGH- oh. computer's dead. looks like it's time to go to bed.

edit: I love being a lurker. ling and lurker best units.

can we have TL lol bw tournaments?

As an ignorant American, I still have no idea where Lesotho is, nor it's current socio/economic/political situation.
I always thought it a was a troll country choice, until you mentioned you were volunteering there. Even then, I'm skeptical.

look inside South Africa

plz Africa is just a fairy tale like Atlantis. It's the place from Lion King, do you really expect an eductaed American like myself to believe that Lion King is real?

plz
It's your boy Guzma!
Osmoses
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Sweden5302 Posts
October 22 2013 19:39 GMT
#7180
Shitty code is shitty, no matter the platform.
Excuse me hun, but what is your name? Vivian? I woke up next to you naked and, uh, did we, um?
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