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Alaric
Profile Joined November 2009
France45622 Posts
February 24 2014 21:26 GMT
#25121
"She only came because she couldn't see her boyfriend this w-e and she's leaving town once her studies end in two months, so she'd rather spend time with him than somebody she'll never see again."
Welp. Can't say I didn't try at least!
Cant take LMS hipsters serious.
Gahlo
Profile Joined February 2010
United States35160 Posts
February 24 2014 21:30 GMT
#25122
On February 25 2014 06:26 Alaric wrote:
"She only came because she couldn't see her boyfriend this w-e and she's leaving town once her studies end in two months, so she'd rather spend time with him than somebody she'll never see again."
Welp. Can't say I didn't try at least!

I like how these things always seem like "fuck you dude" like she's got a neon sign saying she's in a relationship. It only there was some kind of system...
ComaDose
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada10357 Posts
February 24 2014 21:33 GMT
#25123
On February 25 2014 06:25 Requizen wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 25 2014 06:24 ComaDose wrote:
On February 25 2014 06:22 Gahlo wrote:
On February 25 2014 06:18 ComaDose wrote:
On February 25 2014 06:15 Slayer91 wrote:
On February 25 2014 06:09 ComaDose wrote:
so musicals = gay = girl = bad
but i like girls... and i like gay girls... and musicals...
why are those things bad?


sucking dick = gay = girl
so you like girls and gay girls and sucking dick
theres nothing bad about it though
unless you are really bad at it
like you suck dick at sucking dick

well most gay girls i only see in porn.
and the only part about sucking dick i like is the receiving part.
so i would probably suck dick at sucking dick.

So what you're saying is that you're the Schrodinger's cat of sucking dick?

We can call this thought experiment Schrodinger's dick.

I thought that was when you hit on androgynous Thai people on the bus?

LOL thats gold.
but there are only 2 options in schrodinger's scenario and blah blah bad joke about binary sexes discussion from hell blah blah meta haha.
BW pros training sc2 is like kiss making a dub step album.
BlackPaladin
Profile Joined May 2010
United States9316 Posts
February 24 2014 21:34 GMT
#25124
On February 25 2014 06:25 Requizen wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 25 2014 06:24 ComaDose wrote:
On February 25 2014 06:22 Gahlo wrote:
On February 25 2014 06:18 ComaDose wrote:
On February 25 2014 06:15 Slayer91 wrote:
On February 25 2014 06:09 ComaDose wrote:
so musicals = gay = girl = bad
but i like girls... and i like gay girls... and musicals...
why are those things bad?


sucking dick = gay = girl
so you like girls and gay girls and sucking dick
theres nothing bad about it though
unless you are really bad at it
like you suck dick at sucking dick

well most gay girls i only see in porn.
and the only part about sucking dick i like is the receiving part.
so i would probably suck dick at sucking dick.

So what you're saying is that you're the Schrodinger's cat of sucking dick?

We can call this thought experiment Schrodinger's dick.

I thought that was when you hit on androgynous Thai people on the bus?


....personal experience, Req?
Is that what you're into? ;o
"Your full potential does not matter if you do not use all 100% of it."
wei2coolman
Profile Joined November 2010
United States60033 Posts
February 24 2014 21:35 GMT
#25125
What did I just skim? O.o
liftlift > tsm
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
February 24 2014 21:35 GMT
#25126
On February 25 2014 06:33 ComaDose wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 25 2014 06:25 Requizen wrote:
On February 25 2014 06:24 ComaDose wrote:
On February 25 2014 06:22 Gahlo wrote:
On February 25 2014 06:18 ComaDose wrote:
On February 25 2014 06:15 Slayer91 wrote:
On February 25 2014 06:09 ComaDose wrote:
so musicals = gay = girl = bad
but i like girls... and i like gay girls... and musicals...
why are those things bad?


sucking dick = gay = girl
so you like girls and gay girls and sucking dick
theres nothing bad about it though
unless you are really bad at it
like you suck dick at sucking dick

well most gay girls i only see in porn.
and the only part about sucking dick i like is the receiving part.
so i would probably suck dick at sucking dick.

So what you're saying is that you're the Schrodinger's cat of sucking dick?

We can call this thought experiment Schrodinger's dick.

I thought that was when you hit on androgynous Thai people on the bus?

LOL thats gold.
but there are only 2 options in schrodinger's scenario and blah blah bad joke about binary sexes discussion from hell blah blah meta haha.


well executed
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
Gahlo
Profile Joined February 2010
United States35160 Posts
February 24 2014 21:36 GMT
#25127
On February 25 2014 06:35 wei2coolman wrote:
What did I just skim? O.o

The best thing to happen to this thread in a while.
Alaric
Profile Joined November 2009
France45622 Posts
February 24 2014 21:53 GMT
#25128
Wasn't necessarily looking for a relationship, any cool people to hang out with in town would be fine, most of my friends are already 2+ hours (train) away from me.
Cant take LMS hipsters serious.
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
February 24 2014 21:56 GMT
#25129
"cool" and "wanting to hang out with alaric" seem fairly oxymoronic

<3
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
Gahlo
Profile Joined February 2010
United States35160 Posts
February 24 2014 21:56 GMT
#25130
On February 25 2014 06:53 Alaric wrote:
Wasn't necessarily looking for a relationship, any cool people to hang out with in town would be fine, most of my friends are already 2+ hours (train) away from me.

I don't recall saying you were. I've been to Paris enough to not make that assumption.
Alaric
Profile Joined November 2009
France45622 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-02-24 21:57:38
February 24 2014 21:56 GMT
#25131
I can settle with "willing" so it's all fine in the end.

Oh? Curious as to what your image of Paris is. Mine is "There are people? I only see robots coming to and from the subway."
Cant take LMS hipsters serious.
AsmodeusXI
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States15536 Posts
February 24 2014 22:03 GMT
#25132
On February 25 2014 06:56 jcarlsoniv wrote:
"cool" and "willing to hang out with TL users" seem fairly oxymoronic

<3

WriterTL > RL. BNet: Asmodeus#1187 - LoL: DJForeclosure - Steam: asmodeusxi | www.n3rddimension.com
wei2coolman
Profile Joined November 2010
United States60033 Posts
February 24 2014 22:05 GMT
#25133
Alaric sound so desperate to meant TLers
liftlift > tsm
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
February 24 2014 22:07 GMT
#25134
can you blame him? he has to deal with frenchies all the time
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
Lord Tolkien
Profile Joined November 2012
United States12083 Posts
February 24 2014 22:08 GMT
#25135
On February 25 2014 06:35 wei2coolman wrote:
What did I just skim? O.o

Milk.

*badumtish*
"His father is pretty juicy tbh." ~WaveofShadow
Alaric
Profile Joined November 2009
France45622 Posts
February 24 2014 22:09 GMT
#25136
I think if you remove stuff work-related, I talk about as much to you all than to other French people. So yeah, I know where the cancer comes from.
(Not to let USA and Canada shift blame... )
Cant take LMS hipsters serious.
wei2coolman
Profile Joined November 2010
United States60033 Posts
February 24 2014 22:10 GMT
#25137
On February 25 2014 07:09 Alaric wrote:
I think if you remove stuff work-related, I talk about as much to you all than to other French people. So yeah, I know where the cancer comes from.
(Not to let USA and Canada shift blame... )

French people so cancerous, Alaric rather talk to Csheep.
This is pretty telling.
liftlift > tsm
onlywonderboy
Profile Joined August 2012
United States23745 Posts
February 24 2014 22:12 GMT
#25138
I met Neo, JBright, and xes. I could have met Asmo if he didn't have "responsibility" and a "job."
RIP Ryan Davis / TL or Die / @onlywonderboy
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
February 24 2014 22:18 GMT
#25139
On February 25 2014 07:12 onlywonderboy wrote:
I met Neo, JBright, and xes. I could have met Asmo if he didn't have "responsibility" and a "job."


what a hoser, that asmo
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
Requizen
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States33802 Posts
February 24 2014 22:20 GMT
#25140
Someone come visit me. I won't harm you in any way physically or psychologically.

trust me
It's your boy Guzma!
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