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On February 20 2014 05:21 Alzadar wrote:Show nested quote +On February 20 2014 05:07 GhandiEAGLE wrote:On February 20 2014 04:59 Alzadar wrote:
Are all these TL ads for Asian dating sites targeted at Asian men or men of other races who only want to date Asians? Real serious question. Considering like 90% of TL is Asian (the census is a lie, a fucking conspiracy) and 99% of TL is men (facts tho) I'd imagine it's for Asian men. Hmm, I forgot there was a census. http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=427622Seems about right. One surprising thing to me is that there about as many Black people as Native Americans considering how many more Black people there are.
thats because TL doesn't sell fried chicken
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On February 20 2014 05:23 Slayer91 wrote:Show nested quote +On February 20 2014 05:21 Alzadar wrote:On February 20 2014 05:07 GhandiEAGLE wrote:On February 20 2014 04:59 Alzadar wrote:
Are all these TL ads for Asian dating sites targeted at Asian men or men of other races who only want to date Asians? Real serious question. Considering like 90% of TL is Asian (the census is a lie, a fucking conspiracy) and 99% of TL is men (facts tho) I'd imagine it's for Asian men. Hmm, I forgot there was a census. http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=427622Seems about right. One surprising thing to me is that there about as many Black people as Native Americans considering how many more Black people there are. thats because TL doesn't sell fried chicken
TL doesn't sell potatoes or independence, but you're still here.
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On February 20 2014 05:25 wei2coolman wrote:Show nested quote +On February 20 2014 05:23 Slayer91 wrote:On February 20 2014 05:21 Alzadar wrote:On February 20 2014 05:07 GhandiEAGLE wrote:On February 20 2014 04:59 Alzadar wrote:
Are all these TL ads for Asian dating sites targeted at Asian men or men of other races who only want to date Asians? Real serious question. Considering like 90% of TL is Asian (the census is a lie, a fucking conspiracy) and 99% of TL is men (facts tho) I'd imagine it's for Asian men. Hmm, I forgot there was a census. http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=427622Seems about right. One surprising thing to me is that there about as many Black people as Native Americans considering how many more Black people there are. thats because TL doesn't sell fried chicken TL doesn't sell potatoes or independence, but you're still here.
Dayum.
On February 20 2014 04:06 ComaDose wrote:pokemon conversations brought us this beautiful thread. the patch of the yimake hehe
And here I thought it was the fish puns. =[
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On February 20 2014 05:25 wei2coolman wrote:Show nested quote +On February 20 2014 05:23 Slayer91 wrote:On February 20 2014 05:21 Alzadar wrote:On February 20 2014 05:07 GhandiEAGLE wrote:On February 20 2014 04:59 Alzadar wrote:
Are all these TL ads for Asian dating sites targeted at Asian men or men of other races who only want to date Asians? Real serious question. Considering like 90% of TL is Asian (the census is a lie, a fucking conspiracy) and 99% of TL is men (facts tho) I'd imagine it's for Asian men. Hmm, I forgot there was a census. http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=427622Seems about right. One surprising thing to me is that there about as many Black people as Native Americans considering how many more Black people there are. thats because TL doesn't sell fried chicken TL doesn't sell potatoes or independence, but you're still here.
Wei2BURNman.
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On February 20 2014 05:29 Gahlo wrote:Show nested quote +On February 20 2014 04:06 ComaDose wrote:pokemon conversations brought us this beautiful thread. the patch of the yimake hehe And here I thought it was the fish puns. =[
It was also the fish puns for sure
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When I worked at my college I had a random old black man standing outside by his car eating a watermelon. With his bare hands. He was literally holding a half a watermelon would scoop it up and eat it. Then when i was working he was like "wann somma my watatmelan?" No sir, i do not want any warermelon you've been eating with your bare hands.
He would ask anyone who went by and would be like "i can' eat all dis watamelon myself."
Serious wtf moment lol
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On February 20 2014 05:52 BlackPaladin wrote:
When I worked at my college I had a random old black man standing outside by his car eating a watermelon. With his bare hands. He was literally holding a half a watermelon would scoop it up and eat it. Then when i was working he was like "wann somma my watatmelan?" No sir, i do not want any warermelon you've been eating with your bare hands.
He would ask anyone who went by and would be like "i can' eat all dis watamelon myself."
Serious wtf moment lol
sounds like a professional PUA
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On February 20 2014 05:52 BlackPaladin wrote:
When I worked at my college I had a random old black man standing outside by his car eating a watermelon. With his bare hands. He was literally holding a half a watermelon would scoop it up and eat it. Then when i was working he was like "wann somma my watatmelan?" No sir, i do not want any warermelon you've been eating with your bare hands.
He would ask anyone who went by and would be like "i can' eat all dis watamelon myself."
Serious wtf moment lol
pff, going to school in Springfield, this isn't that far-fetched, although comical
One time, a couple friends came up to visit me. On their way, they wanted to stop by a liquor store. The first one they went to, they watched a dude get mugged and noped the fuck out of there. The second one, they saw a guy walk into the store with a crowbar.
Springfield is a silly place.
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"Eating watermelon with his bare hands", is there any other way to eat watermelon? With toothpicks like some fancy dandy?
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On February 20 2014 06:15 Alzadar wrote:
"Eating watermelon with his bare hands", is there any other way to eat watermelon? With toothpicks like some fancy dandy?
with your face
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On February 20 2014 06:27 Nos- wrote:Show nested quote +On February 20 2014 06:15 Alzadar wrote:
"Eating watermelon with his bare hands", is there any other way to eat watermelon? With toothpicks like some fancy dandy? with your face
I dunno about you, I eat everything with my face. Works better than any of the other holes I've tried.
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On February 20 2014 06:15 Alzadar wrote:
"Eating watermelon with his bare hands", is there any other way to eat watermelon? With toothpicks like some fancy dandy?
Cut it up, put it in a bowl. Use a fork.
Watermelon slices easily eaten just holding it and taking bites out of it.
This was not the case here. This was literally an entire half a watermelon and he was taking scoops out of it. Not exactly sanitary to share.....
In university I've also seen a random girl walking around holding a spoonful of peanut butter before. Like she was holding the spoon of it out in front of her face and just walking like it was no big deal lol. The random guy that was walking next to me and i looked at one another with a wtf face.
My freshman year roommate also used to go from longue to longue watching porn. So there's that.
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What?? You have a triangle slice, you hold it by the rind and you bite of chunks like a piece of pizza or something. Melon balls or w/e is fancypants stuff.
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You cut it in giant bisections and eat it. With your face. Then throw away the husk of its shell when you are done. Or save it to blow it up with firecrackers. That's what I did as a kid and I turned out ok.
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Yeah, using a spoon. Which isn't your bare hand.
Edit: yep, which are slices. Using your face. Holding it by the rind. Not shoving your filthy hand into the middle of half a watermelon and scooping it out to eat it.
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the best was coming home in high school and my mom had cut a watermelon into chunks and put it in a big Tupperware container - I'd just grab a fork, take it into my room and go to town
the stomach ache was always worth it
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You could've contended with the fact that watermelon is just fucking gross
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I don't like melons on the whole.
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On February 20 2014 06:41 jcarlsoniv wrote:
the best was coming home in high school and my mom had cut a watermelon into chunks and put it in a big Tupperware container - I'd just grab a fork, take it into my room and go to town
the stomach ache was always worth it
This was me every summer. Replace "mom" with "dad."
On February 20 2014 06:43 Requizen wrote:
I don't like melons on the whole.
Req confirmed gay fish that doesn't like melons. Probably likes fishsticks.
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