We have a farmed AP Nid with decent spear throwing skills, a Janna support with loads of CDR, and glass canon Jarvan and Yi. We're purple side, one inhib down because Yi, then Jarvan entered 1v4 right before that.
So... we just poke them down till they decide to get an oracle/pink ward, right?

Nope. Nidalee gets MF to half-HP (despite her GA and bulwark aura) in one spear, they aren't even doing nashor, and then Yi rushes in and gets Jarvan + him Malph ulted and jumped on. Their survivors get our two last inhibitors because Jarvan and Ezreal can't even focus the same target down and get owned by Kha+Kata resets.

They were premade. Yi, Jarvan and Nidalee. How can you pick a comp then do such utter shit without having the least idea about how it works? Especially after you got told not to try and face tank them seeing how you're all glass cannons.

obesechicken13

United States10467 Posts

December 28 2012 04:02 GMT

#6723

Lagasaurus Rex!

Fealthas

607 Posts

December 28 2012 04:54 GMT

#6724

So theres this Xerath........................(freeweek ofcourse). "do you know how to play" "ofcourse I do, i go 20-0 every game" "mm.........ok......"

3 minutes later....
DOUBLEKILLL AHRI KEKEKEKEK

3 minutes later...
OMGODFMGSDOGMSD LEGNADNARY AHRI
1 minute later..
"sorry guyze im laggin"

Alaric

France45622 Posts

December 28 2012 04:58 GMT

#6725

Yeah, Talon has wards and shit and has Nautilus ganking often for him... still goes 0-4 to fucking Katarina of all people, with even less farm than my Xin (for some reason my ult had delay and I missed two kills on her for this, on top of that Nautilus gives her red buff even after I call missing and she appears on wards, making the lane annoying with the ganks from Jarvan to top it off).

So what does he build? Oh, yes, bruta. And chalice. Then a vmap scepter, so it does jack shit anytime. Then he completes his BC so he wastes even more gold. Next buy? Homeguard. And then? Ghostblade. When the guy just dies every fight without doing any damage and never gets to auto because he jumps in, doesn't even get his full combo then ults because that's the only way he doesn't die immediatly.

Fucking BC. So many terrible people trying Panth or Talon because of it.

Slaughter

United States20254 Posts

December 28 2012 08:33 GMT

#6726

If your going to play Mao as a support then for the love of GOD peel for your ADC since I told you to protect him while I dive their carries as an unkillable cc bot in Sej. Seriously Every game I had redic stats as Sej and only a 50% win rate. I even went a string of 3 games where I never died -_-.

Requizen

United States33802 Posts

December 28 2012 08:36 GMT

#6727

Nope, fuck this community. I have better things to do with my time than deal with the cesspit of humanity that lurks in this game.

GolemMadness

Canada11044 Posts

December 28 2012 09:11 GMT

#6728

I go top to gank Xin Zhao as Amumu. Jayce engages while I'm on my way. I bandage toss at very max range, but Jayce dies like a second later. I nearly kill Xin Zhao, but he runs into the bushes with 20 health left, I miss my blind bandage toss, and he leaps out and kills me. Jayce then accuses me of trolling and starts intentionally feeding all game. What's wrong with people...

nanoscorp

United States1237 Posts

December 28 2012 09:20 GMT

#6729

How do you restrain a team that wants to throw the game by pushing mid when there are buffs and huge farm left on our side of the map? I tell the team I'm going back, I ping back, they have time to disengage well before I show myself top to pick up ~15cs. We have a Leona and Malph too btw... somehow they all manage to die under 2nd tower in mid. -_- ofc dead-rage chat is all about how we could have won if I were there. It was an odd game. I never saw a malph ult when I was nearby to capitalize, but as soon as I try to shift the team's focus to an easier/more valuable objective, he decides to all-in, then rage about his team not backing him up.

Broetchenholer

Germany1947 Posts

December 28 2012 10:35 GMT

#6730

The terrors of a 0/4 jungle panth that builds spirit-stone -> mobility boots -> giant belt. And then flames the whole game with our even more useless AP YI. And the beauty of it, all my teams had people like them in them. I know i don't carry my games super hard, cause i main Tristana, who is not the strongest laner and can't do shit if the team loses horribly mid game. But how do i end up with so many bad teams in a row...

Tatari

United States1179 Posts

December 28 2012 11:48 GMT

#6731

Hmmmmmmmmm~

Goes my d when this lag is kicking my nutsack every few mins. Won my games with flying colors and banners, but god this lag... ffs it spikes up all the way to 6.9k ping.

xPulsAr

Japan107 Posts

December 28 2012 13:40 GMT

#6732

Why do ppl always waste their flash when they are isolated and get caitlyn ult'ed? Me included.

Zess

Adun Toridas!9144 Posts

December 28 2012 18:30 GMT

#6733

Ez tries to duel MF lvl 1 gives up first blood and then says "gg this support sucks"

Come 20 mins game is even because I got mid ahead and I'm also fed. Up 1 tower, down 1 dragon.

Ez spends rest of game spamming surrender and playing the "lets get caught in jungle and die cuz i'm typing" game until we actually lose.

57 Corvette

Canada5941 Posts

December 28 2012 20:39 GMT

#6734

Record an episode for my league youtube series only to realise that I forgot to check the "record external output" button on fraps.

There goes 30 mins of my time for nothing.

Alaric

France45622 Posts

December 28 2012 23:43 GMT

#6735

Cheesed by a Kennen, combo'd with a camping Nocturne waiting for 30+ seconds in my bush, then coming again immediatly, then as soon as he was 6.
Fuck top lane and those lamers, really. Ruining any fun you could have in lane.

Edit: to make it clearer, it was AD marks/quints + some AD masteries (brute force at least) Kennen starting W and charging it on golems before coming to lane, then running to me and refusing to last hit as long as he hasn't got me. He started boots and me flask so he managed to hit me (and followed with the active) in the end. During that, Noc rushed through his jungle and sat in the river bush for ~30s, unbeknownst to me, and when I tried to attack Kennen after he slipped out (missed a shuriken without his W passive ready) I jumped him. Immediatly Noc jumps out and Kennen has to flash out to live with 30 hp when my ignite finishes, and first blood. Because of his cheese I had to give up a lot of cs and let the lane push, and since we're blue side and our jungler's Skarner noone gets to farm/level up off the big wave, and the two next ones they force to crash into my tower. Cheesy Kennen gets a dblade with his gold and is level 4 (me a creep from 3) when we're back into lane. Which means barring heavy jungler intervention, I'm screwed. Goes downhill from here. My team was considerate enough not to yell at me and to carry my sorry ass after I avoid the sensible decision and don't let my tower die very early to free farm.

misirlou

Portugal3241 Posts

December 29 2012 01:55 GMT

#6736

why de fuk riot doesnt implement kicks in the damn pick/ban phase.
captain doesnt ban mumy, other team doesnt firstpick it, our 2nd pick called mid at start, picks malza when his turn comes and locks. after he locked, 1st pick goes and picks elise and says "im mid fu". our 3rd pick goes on and picks zed top 4th grabs ad and i either have to sup and have no jungler or jungle and have no sup.
guess im going to bed 25 mins early cause i was the one having to dodge.

Zergneedsfood

United States10671 Posts

December 29 2012 04:13 GMT

#6737

On December 28 2012 17:36 Requizen wrote:
Nope, fuck this community. I have better things to do with my time than deal with the cesspit of humanity that lurks in this game.

See you tomorrow.

zer0das

United States8519 Posts

December 29 2012 04:26 GMT

#6738

On December 29 2012 13:13 Zergneedsfood wrote:

Show nested quote +

See you tomorrow.

Sounds about right.

Sufficiency

Canada23833 Posts

December 29 2012 05:15 GMT

#6739

On December 29 2012 13:13 Zergneedsfood wrote:

Show nested quote +

See you tomorrow.

*See you in 8 hours

Requizen

United States33802 Posts

December 29 2012 05:22 GMT

#6740

Nope, I really just can't deal with it. I have a backlog of 40+ games now (thanks Steam sale) and I'd rather finally play them than watch pissants feed, flame, and yell at everyone. My mental state can't handle dealing with other human beings like that anymore, there's a reason I go straight from work to home without talking to anyone unless I need to.