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dottycakes
Profile Joined April 2011
Canada548 Posts
December 28 2012 01:29 GMT
#6721
I've never wanted to find 12 year old kids and punch them in the face this bad until this holiday break.
Alaric
Profile Joined November 2009
France45622 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-12-28 02:27:39
December 28 2012 02:25 GMT
#6722
We have a farmed AP Nid with decent spear throwing skills, a Janna support with loads of CDR, and glass canon Jarvan and Yi. We're purple side, one inhib down because Yi, then Jarvan entered 1v4 right before that.
So... we just poke them down till they decide to get an oracle/pink ward, right?

Nope. Nidalee gets MF to half-HP (despite her GA and bulwark aura) in one spear, they aren't even doing nashor, and then Yi rushes in and gets Jarvan + him Malph ulted and jumped on. Their survivors get our two last inhibitors because Jarvan and Ezreal can't even focus the same target down and get owned by Kha+Kata resets.

They were premade. Yi, Jarvan and Nidalee. How can you pick a comp then do such utter shit without having the least idea about how it works? Especially after you got told not to try and face tank them seeing how you're all glass cannons.
Cant take LMS hipsters serious.
obesechicken13
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States10467 Posts
December 28 2012 04:02 GMT
#6723
Lagasaurus Rex!
I think in our modern age technology has evolved to become more addictive. The things that don't give us pleasure aren't used as much. Work was never meant to be fun, but doing it makes us happier in the long run.
Fealthas
Profile Joined May 2011
607 Posts
December 28 2012 04:54 GMT
#6724
So theres this Xerath........................(freeweek ofcourse). "do you know how to play" "ofcourse I do, i go 20-0 every game" "mm.........ok......"

3 minutes later....
DOUBLEKILLL AHRI KEKEKEKEK

3 minutes later...
OMGODFMGSDOGMSD LEGNADNARY AHRI
1 minute later..
"sorry guyze im laggin"
Alaric
Profile Joined November 2009
France45622 Posts
December 28 2012 04:58 GMT
#6725
Yeah, Talon has wards and shit and has Nautilus ganking often for him... still goes 0-4 to fucking Katarina of all people, with even less farm than my Xin (for some reason my ult had delay and I missed two kills on her for this, on top of that Nautilus gives her red buff even after I call missing and she appears on wards, making the lane annoying with the ganks from Jarvan to top it off).

So what does he build? Oh, yes, bruta. And chalice. Then a vmap scepter, so it does jack shit anytime. Then he completes his BC so he wastes even more gold. Next buy? Homeguard. And then? Ghostblade. When the guy just dies every fight without doing any damage and never gets to auto because he jumps in, doesn't even get his full combo then ults because that's the only way he doesn't die immediatly.

Fucking BC. So many terrible people trying Panth or Talon because of it.
Cant take LMS hipsters serious.
Slaughter
Profile Blog Joined November 2003
United States20255 Posts
December 28 2012 08:33 GMT
#6726
If your going to play Mao as a support then for the love of GOD peel for your ADC since I told you to protect him while I dive their carries as an unkillable cc bot in Sej. Seriously Every game I had redic stats as Sej and only a 50% win rate. I even went a string of 3 games where I never died -_-.
Never Knows Best.
Requizen
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States33802 Posts
December 28 2012 08:36 GMT
#6727
Nope, fuck this community. I have better things to do with my time than deal with the cesspit of humanity that lurks in this game.
It's your boy Guzma!
GolemMadness
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Canada11044 Posts
December 28 2012 09:11 GMT
#6728
I go top to gank Xin Zhao as Amumu. Jayce engages while I'm on my way. I bandage toss at very max range, but Jayce dies like a second later. I nearly kill Xin Zhao, but he runs into the bushes with 20 health left, I miss my blind bandage toss, and he leaps out and kills me. Jayce then accuses me of trolling and starts intentionally feeding all game. What's wrong with people...
http://na.op.gg/summoner/userName=FLABREZU
nanoscorp
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States1237 Posts
December 28 2012 09:20 GMT
#6729
How do you restrain a team that wants to throw the game by pushing mid when there are buffs and huge farm left on our side of the map? I tell the team I'm going back, I ping back, they have time to disengage well before I show myself top to pick up ~15cs. We have a Leona and Malph too btw... somehow they all manage to die under 2nd tower in mid. -_- ofc dead-rage chat is all about how we could have won if I were there. It was an odd game. I never saw a malph ult when I was nearby to capitalize, but as soon as I try to shift the team's focus to an easier/more valuable objective, he decides to all-in, then rage about his team not backing him up.
Broetchenholer
Profile Joined March 2011
Germany1967 Posts
December 28 2012 10:35 GMT
#6730
The terrors of a 0/4 jungle panth that builds spirit-stone -> mobility boots -> giant belt. And then flames the whole game with our even more useless AP YI. And the beauty of it, all my teams had people like them in them. I know i don't carry my games super hard, cause i main Tristana, who is not the strongest laner and can't do shit if the team loses horribly mid game. But how do i end up with so many bad teams in a row...
Tatari
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States1179 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-12-28 11:50:08
December 28 2012 11:48 GMT
#6731
Hmmmmmmmmm~

Goes my d when this lag is kicking my nutsack every few mins. Won my games with flying colors and banners, but god this lag... ffs it spikes up all the way to 6.9k ping.
A fed jungler is no longer a jungler, but a terrorist.
xPulsAr
Profile Joined October 2011
Japan107 Posts
December 28 2012 13:40 GMT
#6732
Why do ppl always waste their flash when they are isolated and get caitlyn ult'ed? Me included.
Zess
Profile Joined July 2012
Adun Toridas!9144 Posts
December 28 2012 18:30 GMT
#6733
Ez tries to duel MF lvl 1 gives up first blood and then says "gg this support sucks"

Come 20 mins game is even because I got mid ahead and I'm also fed. Up 1 tower, down 1 dragon.

Ez spends rest of game spamming surrender and playing the "lets get caught in jungle and die cuz i'm typing" game until we actually lose.
Administrator@TL_Zess
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57 Corvette
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada5941 Posts
December 28 2012 20:39 GMT
#6734
Record an episode for my league youtube series only to realise that I forgot to check the "record external output" button on fraps.

There goes 30 mins of my time for nothing.
Survival is winning, everything else is bullshit.
Alaric
Profile Joined November 2009
France45622 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-12-29 00:52:00
December 28 2012 23:43 GMT
#6735
Cheesed by a Kennen, combo'd with a camping Nocturne waiting for 30+ seconds in my bush, then coming again immediatly, then as soon as he was 6.
Fuck top lane and those lamers, really. Ruining any fun you could have in lane.

Edit: to make it clearer, it was AD marks/quints + some AD masteries (brute force at least) Kennen starting W and charging it on golems before coming to lane, then running to me and refusing to last hit as long as he hasn't got me. He started boots and me flask so he managed to hit me (and followed with the active) in the end. During that, Noc rushed through his jungle and sat in the river bush for ~30s, unbeknownst to me, and when I tried to attack Kennen after he slipped out (missed a shuriken without his W passive ready) I jumped him. Immediatly Noc jumps out and Kennen has to flash out to live with 30 hp when my ignite finishes, and first blood. Because of his cheese I had to give up a lot of cs and let the lane push, and since we're blue side and our jungler's Skarner noone gets to farm/level up off the big wave, and the two next ones they force to crash into my tower. Cheesy Kennen gets a dblade with his gold and is level 4 (me a creep from 3) when we're back into lane. Which means barring heavy jungler intervention, I'm screwed. Goes downhill from here. My team was considerate enough not to yell at me and to carry my sorry ass after I avoid the sensible decision and don't let my tower die very early to free farm.
Cant take LMS hipsters serious.
misirlou
Profile Joined June 2010
Portugal3319 Posts
December 29 2012 01:55 GMT
#6736
why de fuk riot doesnt implement kicks in the damn pick/ban phase.
captain doesnt ban mumy, other team doesnt firstpick it, our 2nd pick called mid at start, picks malza when his turn comes and locks. after he locked, 1st pick goes and picks elise and says "im mid fu". our 3rd pick goes on and picks zed top 4th grabs ad and i either have to sup and have no jungler or jungle and have no sup.
guess im going to bed 25 mins early cause i was the one having to dodge.
Zergneedsfood
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States10671 Posts
December 29 2012 04:13 GMT
#6737
On December 28 2012 17:36 Requizen wrote:
Nope, fuck this community. I have better things to do with my time than deal with the cesspit of humanity that lurks in this game.


See you tomorrow.
/人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\ Make a contract with me and join TLADT | Onodera isn't actually a girl, she's just a doormat you walk over to get to the girl. - Numy 2015
zer0das
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States8519 Posts
December 29 2012 04:26 GMT
#6738
On December 29 2012 13:13 Zergneedsfood wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 28 2012 17:36 Requizen wrote:
Nope, fuck this community. I have better things to do with my time than deal with the cesspit of humanity that lurks in this game.


See you tomorrow.


Sounds about right.
Sufficiency
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Canada23833 Posts
December 29 2012 05:15 GMT
#6739
On December 29 2012 13:13 Zergneedsfood wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 28 2012 17:36 Requizen wrote:
Nope, fuck this community. I have better things to do with my time than deal with the cesspit of humanity that lurks in this game.


See you tomorrow.



*See you in 8 hours
https://twitter.com/SufficientStats
Requizen
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States33802 Posts
December 29 2012 05:22 GMT
#6740
Nope, I really just can't deal with it. I have a backlog of 40+ games now (thanks Steam sale) and I'd rather finally play them than watch pissants feed, flame, and yell at everyone. My mental state can't handle dealing with other human beings like that anymore, there's a reason I go straight from work to home without talking to anyone unless I need to.
It's your boy Guzma!
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