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On July 30 2013 11:09 painkilla wrote:
No TL;DR ?
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On July 30 2013 10:56 lichter wrote:
After the third game, Tastosis comprehensively discuss what they think is going to happen in the next game and decide a winner without having to play the game. Tasteless says Innovation is the best RTS player ever so he wins game 4 after a long macro biotank game with a doom drop in Maru's main the killing blow, but Artosis wants to talk about Starcraft and Innovation more so he predicts that Maru proxy marauders in game 4 while Innovation goes cc first, a build order victory for Maru that does not faze Innovation's ice cold veins. Artosis then beats Tasteless in rock paper scissors Bo77 and has his decision is ratified as the result. Artosis then proceeds to talk about Innovation for 30 minutes, describing his holy birth holding a PS/2 mouse in his hand instead of an umbilical cord all the way to the present time all in SC2 terminology while Tasteless agrees and eats cake. Artosis falls over exhausted from his lecture before predicting Innovation to win game 5, and Khaldor dumps him in a wheelbarrow to sacrifice to the hair gods. Wolf proceeds to dye Artosis' hair blue, because he is supposed to be a casting archon or something. Tasteless, now without a partner, begins to describe game 5 with Innovation rolling to an insurmountable lead. But Khaldor's biceps confuse Tasteless just long enough for Maru to make a comeback, and he accidentally predicts a Maru game 5 win. Still bewildered by the size of Khaldor's muscles, Tasteless tries to wake Artosis up and upon seeing his partner with blue hair, faints. Wolf steals Tasteless' chair and spins around having finally become alphawolf of gomtv at least for a few minutes. He predicts another Maru win before painting Tasteless blue. Khaldor is busy flexing his esports muscles while Wolf is trying to push Artosis and Tasteless together to form an archon, and no one is at the desk. Suddenly a wild Moletrap appears out of nowhere. He has no idea who this Innovation guy is and hardly remember Maru. He then proclaims a double DQ because who the fuck are these guys, and proclaims Mvp the winner and he advances to the finals of OSL.
On July 30 2013 10:43 bo1b wrote:
Tastosis finally get around to pre-emptively deciding the winner.
On July 30 2013 10:42 lichter wrote:
So they just go home after the third game?
On July 30 2013 10:40 iKill[ShocK] wrote:
Innovation 3-0. Any other results = upset imo.
Hoping for good TvT's though!
Innovation 3-0. Any other results = upset imo.
Hoping for good TvT's though!
So they just go home after the third game?
Tastosis finally get around to pre-emptively deciding the winner.
After the third game, Tastosis comprehensively discuss what they think is going to happen in the next game and decide a winner without having to play the game. Tasteless says Innovation is the best RTS player ever so he wins game 4 after a long macro biotank game with a doom drop in Maru's main the killing blow, but Artosis wants to talk about Starcraft and Innovation more so he predicts that Maru proxy marauders in game 4 while Innovation goes cc first, a build order victory for Maru that does not faze Innovation's ice cold veins. Artosis then beats Tasteless in rock paper scissors Bo77 and has his decision is ratified as the result. Artosis then proceeds to talk about Innovation for 30 minutes, describing his holy birth holding a PS/2 mouse in his hand instead of an umbilical cord all the way to the present time all in SC2 terminology while Tasteless agrees and eats cake. Artosis falls over exhausted from his lecture before predicting Innovation to win game 5, and Khaldor dumps him in a wheelbarrow to sacrifice to the hair gods. Wolf proceeds to dye Artosis' hair blue, because he is supposed to be a casting archon or something. Tasteless, now without a partner, begins to describe game 5 with Innovation rolling to an insurmountable lead. But Khaldor's biceps confuse Tasteless just long enough for Maru to make a comeback, and he accidentally predicts a Maru game 5 win. Still bewildered by the size of Khaldor's muscles, Tasteless tries to wake Artosis up and upon seeing his partner with blue hair, faints. Wolf steals Tasteless' chair and spins around having finally become alphawolf of gomtv at least for a few minutes. He predicts another Maru win before painting Tasteless blue. Khaldor is busy flexing his esports muscles while Wolf is trying to push Artosis and Tasteless together to form an archon, and no one is at the desk. Suddenly a wild Moletrap appears out of nowhere. He has no idea who this Innovation guy is and hardly remember Maru. He then proclaims a double DQ because who the fuck are these guys, and proclaims Mvp the winner and he advances to the finals of OSL.
No TL;DR ?
TLDR Mvp wins everything ever
