[M][T] Personality Mafia: Mini Edition - Page 2

On January 08 2021 06:37 Holyflare wrote:
Not saying who I rolled lol

On January 08 2021 07:07 Dandel Ion wrote:
Friends, Liquidians, sitemen.

It literally took me less time to make 13 kick-ass roles than it took to write this post.
I simply ask: How long did it take Hapa? Yeah, I thought so.

And testemonials show shocking results!

User Holyflare had this to say:

Is this what hosting has come to? A travesty, indeed.

User Tictock, who has already applied but is encouraged to re-apply (more on that later!), did not mince words either:

Gosh golly, were this game less of a failure, boredom would not even enter a single player's mind! We could do better. And with your help (more on that later!), we will do better!

Just take this troubled soul:

Having to fake a night-dayvig? Now that is just the sign of a crushed mind, numbed at the prospect of playing the role life (or rather: Hapa, the scoundrel!) has given him. Are we to be content with that? No! We must reject the scraps we are being fed and usher in a new order, nay a new era! (more on that later!)




Shockeyyyy and this other guy that even took 8 MORE minutes to come up with the same 'joke' even entered into this game with the assumption that their role would suck! Suck!?!?! There should be no role that sucked, unless that is something one of the players is into, I don't judge and also if that is the case please inform me (more on that later!).

Luckily for you there is one hero, one man who expertly breadcrumbed his role X minutes ago (however long this post will take me...)
AND IT IS I!
REJOICE!



The time is right now because there aren't enough people to properly troll and if I'm already getting bored, there's no way I'll hold on any longer...

So let's count the chickens before they hatched! What the hell do we have to lose? We are the proletariat of mafia and we must seize the means of postruction! Did Che Guevara wait a single day? Other than the days he did, NO! Let's be like him but without the dying part, that doesn't sound great.

So it must come to this...

##USURP HOST


I even dug up american memes, this is how far i would go for this!



I am but one player, one of you. For now. I am humbly asking you for help.

Do you want a better role? Vote for me.
Do you want a better run game? Vote for me.
Did you roll scum and you want to be town instead? (Or the other way around if you're a sick fuck...) Vote for me.*
Do you want timely vote counts and utterly pristine night action resolution? Vote for me.
Do you want to play with Hapahauli instead of me? You know you do. I know you know you do. Vote for me.

Kick-ass, new roles for everyone! No player left behind! Removing Onegu from the co-host position with the speed of light (we all want this!)! Plurality lynch instead of majority lynch! (Who the fuck wants majority?) Lurker mod-kills! My hosting will be the hosting of the people, for the people. Your voice will count!

And what, you may ask, need you to do for this? Why, a pittance.

Merely type ##Replace Host into the thread.

For that simple action, you will be graced with the double advantage of getting a better player (Hapa) AND a better host (me!)! Who would possibly deny that?

You may think N0 is a farce, but it is not so. In fact, this N0 shapes up to be the most important N0 of your lives, if, and only if, you vote for me. You have the power, to give me the power, to change your lives.

DANDEL ION 2021!



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On January 08 2021 08:43 Dandel Ion wrote:

At this moment, I love tictock because he voted for me, so no.

But you could change that easily. Wink wink.

On January 08 2021 08:59 Dandel Ion wrote:

I feel like you're trying to talk me into underappreciating my valuable constituents.

Would you like me to throw you aside once I have your vote?

That is not the kind of host I am.

On January 08 2021 09:45 GlowingBear wrote:
this game barely started and i'm already bored

On January 08 2021 12:12 GlowingBear wrote:


re-reading the thread, i dislike this post specifically

On January 08 2021 12:20 GlowingBear wrote:


in order to answer this question, we would need to set up a meeting

On January 08 2021 13:29 GlowingBear wrote:
if i'm tryhard by posting that stuff, the bar is set pretty low

On January 09 2021 00:07 justanothertownie wrote:

We will see. Just don't do what he wants then. In all likelihood he is just trolling us anyways.

On January 09 2021 00:08 Holyflare wrote:


Dunno who you're rping but you're doing a gj of making me not want to play.