On January 05 2017 09:38 Irresistible Object wrote: At the end of the night phase, the elected candidate’s most recent campaign platform will be selected for the Ouija Board. The Ouija Board answer will be scribed in a public ceremony at mid day the following day. All citizens of Laz are invited to bear witness.
Edit: Host clarification - Poll answers will be posted publicly halfway through the following day phase. Sorry for the omission.
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We're really dissapointed by the cancelation of the last nuke, so today we're providing another way to make people take you seriously!
During the next 24 hours you can submit one drawing of a nuke (use only Paint) to the game thread and at the end of the 24 hours we will choose a winner and provide them with a nuke.
Not voting (6) : Alakaslam, beentheredonethat, Chezinu, disformation, GlowingBear, Time Traveler The day phase will end at Sunday, Jan 08 12:00am GMT (GMT+00:00). remain as you are reading this.
Remember, voting is mandatory! Place your votes in the voting thread.
If you see any vote out of place, let us know! There is no one on board the carousel.
During a round of checks by safety inspectors, a mechanical fault was discovered in the carousel. For safety reasons, the ride is closed for now.
Carnival employees working hard to make repairs in the hope that the ride can re-open tomorrow!
Host explanation Sorry guys, the mechanics description of the carousel as given in the daypost is from an older version that is incomplete and unclear. We could fix the description now, but that'd be unfair to everyone since there's so little time left in this dayphase. So we've decided to take it out completely for today. We might run it again tomorrow, with better clarified instructions.
Also: we detected this issue ourselves. No one asked us about it or pointed it out to us.
GlowingBear (6) : beentheredonethat, Grackaroni, disformation, LightningStrike, Alakaslam, Chezinu, disformation Chezinu (1) : Tictock disformation (1) : GlowingBear Grackaroni (0) : disformation, disformation The day phase will end at Wednesday, Jan 11 12:00am GMT (GMT+00:00) remain as you are reading this.
Remember, voting is mandatory!
If you see any vote out of place, bork bork bork Currently riding the carousel: no one.
For training in AGILITY, you have received a Waffle Iron! A prized ceremonial weapon among the dragoons, one that is reserved for only the most important tasks: when a kill is not simply a kill, but it is desired to convey a message as well.
The Waffle Iron can be used during the day or night to kill a player. The target is clobbered so hard that the Waffle Iron is bent out of shape in the process. This ability leaves a characteristic “blunt trauma” kill flavour. Your shot will not be refunded if you are roleblocked. You will not be informed if your shot was successful.
For training in STRENGTH you have been “rewarded” with a posting restriction! Once per day, you must yell in the thread to demonstrate your power! The post must have quintuple “big” tags and be in bold and all-caps, like THIS IS HOW YOU SHOUT! You must shout at least one complete, coherent sentence. You are not allowed to reveal your posting restriction.
For training in CHARISMA, you have been rewarded with a one-shot investigative ability! At night, you can ##wine&dine a player to loosen them up and try to find out if they have out-of-thread communication abilities (This involves direct PMs, QTs, etc and does not include paper planes). You will only receive feedback if your action succeeded and the result is positive. You will not receive feedback if the result is negative, or if your action did not succeed.
GlowingBear was lynched terminated by involuntary power core ejection.
You are a Mechanical Cow! This is what you get for your strange experiments in mind transfer. You’re stuck in this unconventional form until you figure out what went wrong. On the plus side though, it’s much easier to acquire augmentations in this body.
Laser Eyes Using your laser eyes, you can check a player every night. However, you are too lazy to give people more than a cursory glance, much like the setup. You can only find out whether they are a vanilla role or not. Vanilla Townies and Mafia Goons will show up as Vanilla.
Nanite-rich milk Each night, you can target a player. You will feed them nanite-rich milk.
Nanite-rich milk remains active in your target for one cycle: the current Night and following Day. It has the following functions, as long as it is active: - will inform you if your target gets attacked. - will sustain the injured target to keep them alive.
Take note, nanite-rich milk does not heal an injured target. Once the nanites deactivate at the end of their lifespan, an injured target will die unless a new dose of nanite-rich milk is administered.
Due to government regulations, nanite-rich milk can be deactivated by official hangmen. It is not able to prevent lynches.
Due to limitations in current power supply technology, you can only choose to use one mechanical cow ability per night.
Carousel
The ride starts to spin up to speed... The following players are on board the carousel: no one.
The Gods deem a Change in Play
The augur in charge of operating the Ouija Board has been found dead in mysterious circumstances. Their body was found mutilated in a local cemetery.
No one is else is willing to step up to the task. Therefore, there will be no more sessions.
LightningStrike was found with his head chopped clean off. His body displays signs of exsanguination.
You have been promoted to The Head of Jupiter’s Eagles!
As a child, you always carried a silent step. Your royal blood was the only reason why you refrained from skulking down the streets of Laz each night. Now, with your age and influence, you roam free in the night having been promoted to the leadership of the government’s secret intelligence service, Jupiter's Eagles.
Each night, you can observe a player to see what items that player has. You do not wish to be noticed, so you are unable to get close enough to identify what the items can be used for. You will only learn the item names, not what the items can do.
Day 5 ends in DanausBank is closed for the weekend. No applications for new loans will be accepted at this time. Outstanding loan repayments will be processed when the bank reopens.
The traveling circus has left town.
Paper planes The annual festival is over. Paper planes are no longer in vogue.
Weather Forecast for the City of Laz. Issued by the Royal Meteorological Authority
And so it came to be that the nobles gathered and sat in council to consider the political situation.
“Beware the badguise who manage to seem like a goodguise” warned Koshi. “You're all most probably badguise anyway” ExO decided by himself. “I can't trust any of you!” complained Time Traveler. “Who is badguise we can kill?” asked Superbia. “I'm one of the goodguise!” asserted darthfoley.
Somehow this ended with Koshi being escorted out by guards. He will be sent to the chopping block at daybreak.
As a reminder, this is what happens next:
If a townie is lynched D1, they will not die. Instead, they must choose two other players to be killed. - these names are to be submitted to Irresistible Object during the twilight - once submitted, the names may not be changed
If a mafia member is lynched D1, they will die. Additionally, they must choose one of the town players to be host confirmed as town, and one of their team mates to be killed. - these names are to be submitted to Irresistible Object during the twilight - mafia QT is silenced during twilight. no team discussion allowed regarding the names to submit - once submitted, the names may not be changed
The deadline to submit names is Friday, Jan 13 12:00am GMT (GMT+00:00). There are remaining.
Koshi was being led up to the chopping block when he managed to struggle free from the guards and snatched up the executioner's sword. “You corrupt bastards may outnumber us, but I’ll take some of you down with me if it’s the last thing I do!” he shouted, charging aggressively at the other nobles who were gathered to bear witness. Surprised by this sudden turn of events, the guards were initially slow to react.
First he thrust the blade through the heart of darthfoley who keeled over clutching his torso in pain. Then he pivoted around and slashed at Time Traveler’s neck, slicing through the carotid artery and causing a huge spray of blood.
At this point the guards caught up and managed to restrain Koshi and disarm him.
Assessing the situation, darthfoley lay dead in a pool of red, while Time Traveler gurgled his last breaths, slumped on his side, with blood obstructing his windpipe. Koshi stared aghast while Time Traveler looked at him with pleading eyes before collapsing dead.
Superbia sneered slightly, while ExO_ gave a slight nod to the guards, who complied by shoving Koshi to the ground.
The executioner stepped forward, his sword at the ready.
Game Over
Since Game A is still in progress, QT link will be delivered by PM. Please do not post in the game thread.
The last winds of fall loomed over the city of Laz, howling in-between the vacant streets. A strong downpour coated the land in a fine mist. A collection of bones littered the town, enforcing the depressing mood to all that past. No nobles of blood were left, all scrubbed off the face of the earth. The remaining town folk, lead by Tictock, fled into the country side. Hoping to find a new hope.
The operatives gathered, a cart filled with a corpse and the jars of blood of the nobles followed shortly behind them. In their procession was a parchment of paper, showing off a ritual. They looked at each other with faces of joy. This was the day they were waiting for.They in time, made it to the Kish Stone. They carefully placed each jar accordingly, their positions dead on. The operatives, Beentheredonethat and Chez, then took out the covered corpse. A flash of lightning shook the landscape, as the corpse of Time-traveler was placed under the stone. "Jaril Dante, old friend. You serve a greater purpose now." Beentheredone that said, throwing a match at the corpse.
The Corpse quickly caught on fire, the jar's of blood exploding all around, forming a cloud of blood around the Kish stone. The blood cloud engulfed the corpse in a swift movement. The sky cracked with thunder, and a bit of lighting hit the Kish stone. An evil laughter arose from the now soaked corpse. The head jerking up, expressing and devious grin and bloodshot eyes. It was finally done, the Monarch has lived again.
The Monarch rose to his feet. He sprouted wings of blood from his back that soon turned to a dark hide. His body started to decay, till only a bit of flesh clanged to the now exposed rib cage. Beentheredonethat and Chez fell to their knees, worshiping their master. The Monarch approached them, making sure to live up to his reputation. With a wicked grin, he spoke, "Rise my Operatives, your master has been reborned. You two shall now serve as if you have my mouth in your ears. Held all commands I give, and give complete control of your body to me."
"Lokia" the two operatives said.
The Monarch laughed, "Then listen closely! Spread my arrival to this realm. Do so with hasten breath. Find my clan's folk, and send them to find me in a hill of skulls. For I shall purge this land as I only know how to." he ended, waving his hands into the sky. Multiple butterflies spawned from his palms. Heading in all directions.
Victims of the Monarch's plague quickly fell, their immune systems not built to restrain such a deadly plague. Those who were not exposed hid underground, to avoid a swift death.
The Monarch and his clan, including the two operatives, meet five days later in the ruins of Laz. This, was their world now.
Alright! That's the end of the Panda show ladies and gentleman! Please exit the exhibit at this time, via the doors with red lights over them. said the female announcer over the speakers.
The crowd stood jaw dropped, in awe of what they just saw.
Their eyes peered into the blood stained glass window of the exhibit. Multiple pools of goo, once belonging to ghosts of pandas coated the ground. The corpses of fallen pandas scattered the exhibit, each being stained by the ghosts before they could of been dealt with.
The remaining pandas, 2 red pandas named Chez and Beentheredonethat, 1 old regular panda Alakaslam, and the only brown bear in the world Tictock, were being herded to a rusty cage. Their place of travel? A government run research lab where they will be ripped apart and analysed to see how such regular animals gained the ability to see ghost and kill them.
Days later, governments all around the world found, and hunted down, pandas. Mountains of dead pandas plot the world, almost as shines to some sort of sicken god.
The Bamboo plants watched with glee, each panda's guts they saw ripped out fueled a crazed frenzy. They danced within their now protected forests. For they have defeated their all time worse foe. The Panda.
The Victor's of today's game? Bamboo plants all around the world. Their amazing skills of deceiving 13 pandas to fight ghost pandas in a game called "mafia", shall be song for generations to come! All Hail Bamboo, All Hail Perfection!
Grack, the Fallen Acolyte with Alien Superpowers, was lynched! + Show Spoiler +
You are Fallen Acolyte of the House of Brown.
You suffered a delirious night filled with hallucinations and fevered dreams as part of your induction to become an Initiate of the House of Brown -- a secret society built upon “civilized discourse” and “freedom of discussion”, free of “[discrimination] against anyone based on their social, economic, cultural, political background and leanings”. You share a neigbourhood QT with the other members (link). Your alignments are not known/confirmed to one another.
Subsequently, you experienced a moment of religious awakening, to embark on a journey of spiritual cultivation, becoming an Acolyte of the House of Brown.
But you failed in your spiritual journey, and clung to worldly things. For that, you fell from grace with the Gods, and are condemned to a life of obsession to an object. + Show Spoiler [hidden] +
You lose all other items and anything given to you is automatically discarded
First, you must denounce materialism. You must give away any and all items that you possess, whenever possible. That means you must end each day phase empty-handed. You may decide who to give your items to. If you do not submit a choice, your items will be distributed at random.
You are still allowed to participate in feasts unless otherwise specified. You are still allowed to use items unless otherwise specified.
You have decided to help reduce wastefulness within society. You’ve collected the leftover items from last night’s feast and the unclaimed items left behind by the dead. These items are still perfectly good and useable but they are not for your own use. You shall engage in acts of charity by distributing them to the needy.
You must distribute these “salvaged” items among players as evenly as possible, i.e. you must endeavor to give everyone at least one item before you can give anyone a second item, etc. On subsequent days, you must continue where you left off, and prioritize players who have received fewer “salvaged” items thus far.
As is already the case: all items must be given away by nightfall.
Note: The “evenly distribute” rule for “salvaged” items does not apply to items that you legitimately “owned”, i.e. those you received from the Gods, obtained from the feast for yourself, or received from another player. Those may be handed out freely at your discretion.
Also, some aliens visited and zapped you with a ray. You have been granted alien super-powers! These can be used in addition to your normal night actions.
Enhanced Strength
Nothing can hold you back! You cannot be redirected.
This ability is passive and cannot be roleblocked.
Enhanced Speed
So much to do at night, so little time to do it all. You will be seen visiting every living player to investigative roles.
You will not show up as visiting anyone if you are roleblocked.
Night Vision
Using the latest advances in science, you have gained the power to investigate! You can check a player at night to see if they were involved in a night action. This includes: The target using an action. The target having an action used on them.
Your result will not tell you which one happened.
Night Vision 2
You have the latest advances in night vision. You can target a player at night, seeing who they visit.
If they visit multiple targets, you can only see their first target.
This replaces your original Night Vision ability.
Chez, Gardener, has been smitten by the gods! Alakaslam, the Retired Court Advisor, has been smitten by the gods!
Beentheredonethat has endgamed as Mastermind! Tictock has endgamed as Initiate!
Thanks for playing!
Stand by for post game talk. Ban list actions will be posted at a later date
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