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Blazinghand *
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States25563 Posts
May 31 2013 09:41 GMT
#2361
On May 31 2013 18:35 raynpelikoneet wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 31 2013 16:10 Blazinghand wrote:
I called them out D1, they tried to shoot me but the shot got busdriven away from me, and ever since then (or perhaps every since I called them out D1) they've been shitting themselves in the scum QT so hard


I remember you saying "normally this would be wifom..". But in this case.. ROFL! You are scum sir.

I'm doing a full roleclaim later on today, it should prove i'm town unless a certain role has died.

Zealos, you have Dandels role right? Does your (or anyones) rolename happen to be Nate Fisher?


lol how butthurt are you that I caught both you and OO
When you stare into the iCCup, the iCCup stares back.
TL+ Member
ObviousOne
Profile Joined April 2012
United States3704 Posts
May 31 2013 10:25 GMT
#2362
I wish I had something to shit my pants about.
Fear is the only darkness. ~Destiny Fan Club operator~
ObviousOne
Profile Joined April 2012
United States3704 Posts
May 31 2013 10:26 GMT
#2363
But if I do need to shit my pants you will be the first to hear about t.

Cause I like to share things like that. AFK poop time.
Fear is the only darkness. ~Destiny Fan Club operator~
geript
Profile Joined February 2013
10024 Posts
May 31 2013 14:10 GMT
#2364
If people want me to flower, then they should water and fertilize me. Studies show playing music softly to me, talking to me sweetly and massaging me will produce an astounding amount of growth. Some day I shall be a be a great oak whose nuts seed the land far and wide.

Ps don't forget to ## and bold
geript
Profile Joined February 2013
10024 Posts
May 31 2013 14:14 GMT
#2365
Interesting sidenote, I can vote during night but not day now. Interesting indeed.
kitaman27 *
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States9245 Posts
May 31 2013 14:25 GMT
#2366
[image loading]


Acrofales, you have been charged with being scum and eating both the cheese lamp and an orange while taking a bath.

Does your gluttony know no bounds?!

Ange777 and geript have failed to participate in the judicial process. If this happens again, I will charge them with contempt of court! Justice must be served.

Scamp has been selected as the Prosecutor and strongandbig shall represent the Defense.
iamperfection will serve as Bailiff and carry out the wishes of the court.
raynpelikoneet has been appointed Acro's wife and is coincidentally facing a trial of his own!
Oats is still completely excluded.

Court is now in session.

Acrofales, how do you plea?

Acrofales: Not guilty Your Honor. I'm not even a resident of California! And why are you coloring me red? Isn't it innocent until proven guilty?!

Scamp, you have 6 hours to present your opening statements to the court and call forward your first witness to the stand.
I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt. I mean not that fancy store bought dirt. That stuffs loaded with nutrients. I... I can't compete with that stuff.
Dandel Ion
Profile Joined November 2010
Austria17960 Posts
May 31 2013 18:05 GMT
#2367
Court, I can prove that rain pelikan is not only acro's wife, NO, he is also kita's wife.

proof:
I say so

proof 2.0:
I'm confirmed town so you have to sheep me even if you don't want to.
A backwards poet writes inverse.
yamato77
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
11589 Posts
May 31 2013 18:13 GMT
#2368
What is going on in this thread?

Someone tell me please
Writer@WriterYamato
iGrok
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States5142 Posts
May 31 2013 18:26 GMT
#2369
On June 01 2013 03:13 yamato77 wrote:
What is going on in this thread?

Someone tell me please

Do not post while dead. Final, FINAL warning.
MOTM | Stim.tv | TL Mafia | Fantasy Fighting! | SNSD
[UoN]Sentinel
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States11320 Posts
May 31 2013 19:14 GMT
#2370
Call me forward, I can defend Acro
Нас зовет дух отцов, память старых бойцов, дух Москвы и твердыня Полтавы
Scamp
Profile Joined October 2008
United States1086 Posts
May 31 2013 21:16 GMT
#2371
Um....motion for an extension for the opening statement. I need about 2 more hours.
Cheese is good for you!
kitaman27 *
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States9245 Posts
May 31 2013 21:26 GMT
#2372
Motion granted.
I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt. I mean not that fancy store bought dirt. That stuffs loaded with nutrients. I... I can't compete with that stuff.
Artanis[Xp]
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
Netherlands12973 Posts
May 31 2013 21:36 GMT
#2373
I'd like to request permission to go to the lavatory.
Acrofales
Profile Joined August 2010
Spain18471 Posts
May 31 2013 21:59 GMT
#2374
I want to submit a motion for a mistrial, because the judge is an evil biased scummer! SnB, please translate that into legalese.
Scamp
Profile Joined October 2008
United States1086 Posts
May 31 2013 22:04 GMT
#2375
Okay, that didn't take as long as expected. Anyway.

It seems that Acro lives in Brazil so my opening statement is...

Hue.


I'd like to call up ObviousOne and his pants as my first witness.
Cheese is good for you!
kitaman27 *
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States9245 Posts
May 31 2013 23:15 GMT
#2376
[image loading]


After a zombie invasion and an unwarranted outburst from the town drunk, Scamp submitted his incredibly compelling opening argument.

ObviousOne and his pants were called to the stand.

Unable to hold back any longer, Artanis soiled his own pair of pants, despite not have any obligation to be present at the trial. Admiring his dedication, the court added as the sixth member of the Jury. He gets to sit next to BH.

In the event of a tie, Acro shall be forced to compete in a fire-building competition.

Scamp and S&B have 4 hours to question the witness called to the stand. Due to budget cuts, he shall be the only witness for the prosecution.
I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt. I mean not that fancy store bought dirt. That stuffs loaded with nutrients. I... I can't compete with that stuff.
Scamp
Profile Joined October 2008
United States1086 Posts
May 31 2013 23:17 GMT
#2377
ObviousOne why do you cost so much to call as a witness?
Cheese is good for you!
raynpelikoneet
Profile Joined April 2007
Finland43270 Posts
June 01 2013 00:00 GMT
#2378
##give all Grokbucks: ObviousOne

kill scamp, kill bh. BH is 100% scum, barring some fuckups. But... No..

##Vote: Blazinghand
table for two on a tv tray
strongandbig
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States4858 Posts
June 01 2013 00:05 GMT
#2379
snb was appointed acro's lawyer?

The defense motions for a mistrial as privileged attorney-client conversations have been intercepted by the cia
"It's the torso" "only more so!"
raynpelikoneet
Profile Joined April 2007
Finland43270 Posts
June 01 2013 00:09 GMT
#2380
Im fucking drunk. I was at work for 22 hours yesterday. I have no clue what's going on tbhg. Oats get your head ovt of your fu2king ass and lynch bh. The o ther fisher role is mafia probably. No way they 4sho uld not have claimed.
table for two on a tv tray
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