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Ver
Profile Joined October 2008
United States2186 Posts
July 11 2012 19:52 GMT
#121
On July 12 2012 04:22 BayonnetAnderson wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 12 2012 03:53 risk.nuke wrote:
You guys don't take on a new identity when you smurf? No new name and ssn, you don't order a new visa card attached to your fake id nor make up a detailed backstory backdating twenty years to the amnesia you fake your fake id had when you woke up naked on a beach? AND YOU DON'T wear a fake mustache when you smurf?

You guys are so weak.

This man has the right of it

He shall not be consumed in the fires of the pyre of damnation

Death to the heretics. Gods glory is eternal!

AMEN


Someone forgot to sign up.
Liquipedia
Q-bert-Z
Profile Joined October 2011
United States75 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-07-12 18:31:50
July 11 2012 19:53 GMT
#122
On July 12 2012 03:07 Blazinghand wrote:
I'm tempted to say you're a smurf but I don't think anyone has the attention span to make an account, post a few times in an LR thread, then lurk for 7 months just to smurf. Welcome to TL Mafia! Make sure to check out the stickied threads and become an awesome super pro player.


Check out stickies. Check.
Become pro player. ...check

Incognito
Profile Joined November 2008
United States2071 Posts
July 11 2012 19:53 GMT
#123
On July 12 2012 04:52 Ver wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 12 2012 04:22 BayonnetAnderson wrote:
On July 12 2012 03:53 risk.nuke wrote:
You guys don't take on a new identity when you smurf? No new name and ssn, you don't order a new visa card attached to your fake id nor make up a detailed backstory backdating twenty years to the amnesia you fake your fake id had when you woke up naked on a beach? AND YOU DON'T wear a fake mustache when you smurf?

You guys are so weak.

This man has the right of it

He shall not be consumed in the fires of the pyre of damnation

Death to the heretics. Gods glory is eternal!

AMEN


Someone forgot to sign up.


What are you talking about? This is a signup.
The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of the expanding bureaucracy
Blazinghand *
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States25557 Posts
July 11 2012 19:55 GMT
#124
Incog's sig is perfect for this game.
When you stare into the iCCup, the iCCup stares back.
TL+ Member
VisceraEyes
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States21170 Posts
July 11 2012 20:07 GMT
#125
On July 12 2012 04:53 Incognito wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 12 2012 04:52 Ver wrote:
On July 12 2012 04:22 BayonnetAnderson wrote:
On July 12 2012 03:53 risk.nuke wrote:
You guys don't take on a new identity when you smurf? No new name and ssn, you don't order a new visa card attached to your fake id nor make up a detailed backstory backdating twenty years to the amnesia you fake your fake id had when you woke up naked on a beach? AND YOU DON'T wear a fake mustache when you smurf?

You guys are so weak.

This man has the right of it

He shall not be consumed in the fires of the pyre of damnation

Death to the heretics. Gods glory is eternal!

AMEN


Someone forgot to sign up.


What are you talking about? This is a signup.


That's what I took it as too. :/

##Vote: Ver
if I had to describe his playstyle, it'd be a coked up rabbit with the attention of a goldfish injecting caffeine into himself directly through an IV drip. it's like a reel of random animated shorts where things just blow up randomly
marvellosity
Profile Joined January 2011
United Kingdom36161 Posts
July 11 2012 20:15 GMT
#126
##Vote: Whoever-hasn't-updated-signup-list
[15:15] <Palmar> and yes marv, you're a total hottie
Blazinghand *
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States25557 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-07-11 20:24:05
July 11 2012 20:22 GMT
#127

Night -2


[image loading]





Whoever-hasn't-updated-signup-list walked through the town. After the heated discussions of earlier in the day, things seemed oddly quiet. He dragged behind him his cabinet, that cabinet his mother gave him so long ago. In a way, of all the things he owned, it was the cabinet he valued most. He didn't have much, any more, from his old life. Sure, he had his coat, and he had his memories, but it was the cabinet that got him through thick and thin.

In a way, he knew it was coming. When he found himself surrounded by stony-faced townsfolk, he acted surprised but he had seen the tide turn slowly against him earlier in the day. His death was inevitable. Grimly, they grabbed him, and his cabinet fell to the ground with a clatter. It's odd, but somehow Whoever-hasn't-updated-signup-list cared more about what happened to his furniture than himself as he was dragged to the center of the town square.

The rope was tightening, now, and he was lifted into the air. No swift neck-breaking, no merciful guillotine for him-- no, he would suffer and choke, slowly. He swung his legs in the air, trying to gasp but unable to even fill his lungs. He knew it was futile, but he kept on kicking. Eventually, the burning in his chest began to overwhelm, and kicking seemed like so much effort amidst all this pain.

Unconsciousness swept over him, and Death was a mercy at the end of his mean life.

Whoever-hasn't-updated-signup-list the Miller has been lynched!




Day -1 begins in 24 hours. Make sure to PM your night actions to both me and your mother between now and then.
When you stare into the iCCup, the iCCup stares back.
TL+ Member
austinmcc
Profile Joined October 2010
United States6737 Posts
July 11 2012 20:44 GMT
#128
No paint pics. BH is scum.
Fe fi fo fum.
Acrofales
Profile Joined August 2010
Spain18145 Posts
July 11 2012 20:53 GMT
#129
##use banana and tweezers on VE
Probulous
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Australia3894 Posts
July 11 2012 22:51 GMT
#130
On July 12 2012 05:44 austinmcc wrote:
No paint pics. BH is scum.


Someone gets it.
"Dude has some really interesting midgame switches that I wouldn't have expected. "I violated your house" into "HIHO THE DAIRY OH!" really threw me. You don't usually expect children's poetry harass as a follow up " - AmericanUmlaut
marvellosity
Profile Joined January 2011
United Kingdom36161 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-07-12 12:48:10
July 12 2012 12:47 GMT
#131
On July 12 2012 07:51 Probulous wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 12 2012 05:44 austinmcc wrote:
No paint pics. BH is scum.


Someone gets it.



On July 12 2012 05:44 austinmcc wrote:
No paint pics. BH is scum.



On July 10 2012 08:07 Blazinghand wrote:
Worry not, VE! We will always be here for each other, best buddies.

[image loading]

As it is plainly visible, this is a drawing of the two of us high-fiving.


let's hope you read the thread more when the game starts
[15:15] <Palmar> and yes marv, you're a total hottie
GMarshal
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States22154 Posts
July 12 2012 12:59 GMT
#132
On July 12 2012 04:53 Incognito wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 12 2012 04:52 Ver wrote:
On July 12 2012 04:22 BayonnetAnderson wrote:
On July 12 2012 03:53 risk.nuke wrote:
You guys don't take on a new identity when you smurf? No new name and ssn, you don't order a new visa card attached to your fake id nor make up a detailed backstory backdating twenty years to the amnesia you fake your fake id had when you woke up naked on a beach? AND YOU DON'T wear a fake mustache when you smurf?

You guys are so weak.

This man has the right of it

He shall not be consumed in the fires of the pyre of damnation
english
Death to the heretics. Gods glory is eternal!

AMEN


Someone forgot to sign up.


What are you talking about? This is a signup.

Its not >.<

Father Anderson is unfortunately otherwise occupied, as am I.

As much as I like overly complex setups, I'm totally incapable of committing any time to playing. Hit me with the obs qt when it starts though ^_^
Moderator
Intact
Profile Joined September 2010
Sweden634 Posts
July 12 2012 13:14 GMT
#133
So, any special reason why I was not added to the list? If there was, I have cookies. A lot of cookies.
austinmcc
Profile Joined October 2010
United States6737 Posts
July 12 2012 13:56 GMT
#134
On July 12 2012 21:47 marvellosity wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 12 2012 07:51 Probulous wrote:
On July 12 2012 05:44 austinmcc wrote:
No paint pics. BH is scum.


Someone gets it.



Show nested quote +
On July 12 2012 05:44 austinmcc wrote:
No paint pics. BH is scum.



Show nested quote +
On July 10 2012 08:07 Blazinghand wrote:
Worry not, VE! We will always be here for each other, best buddies.

[image loading]

As it is plainly visible, this is a drawing of the two of us high-fiving.


let's hope you read the thread more when the game starts

That was prior to Night -2. From Night -2 on, we've got nothing but an actual, legitimate picture of a pig. Is drawing a pig in paint that hard? No.
[image loading]
Fe fi fo fum.
Qatol
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States3165 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-07-12 14:10:55
July 12 2012 14:08 GMT
#135
On July 12 2012 22:14 Intact wrote:
So, any special reason why I was not added to the list? If there was, I have cookies. A lot of cookies.

Probably a mixture of this:
Signups:
Signups are open, with preference prioritized for skilled, active players who do not have a history of disrupting games. Promising new players are also welcome to signup. If you would like to make a case for why you should be included feel free to pm me. The game is capped at 27 players.
and the fact that it's unlikely any of the hosts know anything about your reputation or playstyle. From what I can tell, you've only played in one Newbie game. I recommend sending a PM to one of the hosts if you are serious about signing up.

Or it could just be that Ver/Incognito overlooked you when they were updating the signups.
Uff Da
Intact
Profile Joined September 2010
Sweden634 Posts
July 12 2012 14:45 GMT
#136
On July 12 2012 23:08 Qatol wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 12 2012 22:14 Intact wrote:
So, any special reason why I was not added to the list? If there was, I have cookies. A lot of cookies.

Probably a mixture of this:
Show nested quote +
Signups:
Signups are open, with preference prioritized for skilled, active players who do not have a history of disrupting games. Promising new players are also welcome to signup. If you would like to make a case for why you should be included feel free to pm me. The game is capped at 27 players.
and the fact that it's unlikely any of the hosts know anything about your reputation or playstyle. From what I can tell, you've only played in one Newbie game. I recommend sending a PM to one of the hosts if you are serious about signing up.

Or it could just be that Ver/Incognito overlooked you when they were updating the signups.


Oh I see, my reading fails hard I guess. Well, to the mafia cave, I must contruct an irresistable case for my participation.
kingdedede
Profile Joined June 2012
Kazakhstan80 Posts
July 12 2012 16:38 GMT
#137
Damn it... the player list looks soooo scrumptious, but I just don't have time to start a game right now
Q-bert-Z
Profile Joined October 2011
United States75 Posts
July 12 2012 18:32 GMT
#138
3 most plz.
Blazinghand *
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States25557 Posts
July 12 2012 18:34 GMT
#139
We should get Hassybaby in here. He's fun to play with :D
When you stare into the iCCup, the iCCup stares back.
TL+ Member
VisceraEyes
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States21170 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-07-12 19:53:13
July 12 2012 19:52 GMT
#140
Someone get Mataza in here...that guy was fun to play with.

e: I kid I kid, he gone.
if I had to describe his playstyle, it'd be a coked up rabbit with the attention of a goldfish injecting caffeine into himself directly through an IV drip. it's like a reel of random animated shorts where things just blow up randomly
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