Modkill 7 minutes into game:
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=313426¤tpage=5#89redFF: To elaborate, i've been playing a lot of mafia recently and my mind has been changed. I had something of a mafia epiphany.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=313426¤tpage=7#126VE: hypocrite post
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=313426¤tpage=8#148redFF: "Nothing I've done is scummy and this is not going to get off the ground so enjoy your lonely wagon ve and drh."
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=313426¤tpage=8#151VE: "Jackal, BC, syllo, WBG, you guys care to weigh in on this? I mean, it's early but I'd have expected to hear what an idiot I am at least twice between those 4 players."
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=313426¤tpage=9#173Jackal:
"Toad is scum.
Only scum watch Knicks games.
redFF and WBG are twin brothers of different mothers. (Probably share the same paternity)
I'm drunk and better than Zeph.
I thought this started at 8. My bad.
I'll post more when I can no longer read."
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=313426¤tpage=10#185Jackal:
"Dear redFF and WBG
You both suck.
Sincerely,
Jackal58"
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=313426¤tpage=11#211redFF: In response to the above post by Jackal:
"PUT HIM IN A HOME ALREADY COAG"
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=313426¤tpage=11#214redFF:
"IF I WAS ILLITERATE HOW COULD I BE WRITING THIS POST.
HAH GOT YOU THERE HAVEN'T I."
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=313426¤tpage=12#221wherebugsgo: posted the following referencing redFF
http://redff.justgotowned.aninote.com/http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=313426¤tpage=12#221wherebugsgo: to Jackal
"Jackie poo you never answered my question"
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=313426¤tpage=13#245redFF:
"After reading toad's filter I am inclined to agree with jackal and wouldn't mind a dead amphibian at the end of the day."
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=313426¤tpage=13#248layabout:
"In other news if anyone has any more shit to fling i would ask that you hold it like a man, or fling it quick so that we can clean ourselves up and catch scum."
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=313426¤tpage=16#317risk.nuke:
"SMITESMITSMITESMITESMITESMITESMITE, I needed to get that out of my system."
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=313426¤tpage=19#378RebirthOfLegend: to VE
"I think inventing reasons to attack someone is a bit out of your skill range."
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=313426¤tpage=20#387VE:
"And Palmar is fucking hosting it red - Mr. Everyone-But-Me-Is-A-Fucking-Retard"
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=313426¤tpage=21#420Blazinghand:
"WBG: Oh thank you blazinghand you are so helpful
Me: no problem man, any time
WBG: Seriously I'd like buy you sangwhiches and stuff. I like walks on the beach
Me: hey man that's kinda crossing the line I'm not really into-
WBG: DONT YOU LOVE ME???
*click*"
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=313426¤tpage=22#437Jackal:
"I rolled a 788 tonight Kita. Kiss my derriere."
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=313426¤tpage=24#465kitaman27 in response to Jackal's above post:
"It was awful nice of them to turn the bumpers on just for you."
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=313426¤tpage=24#470prphlz to wherebugsgo
"My point is that, you knew before you joined this game that I'm stupid and you probably knew a lot of other people are stupid and that it's very unlikely that we've suddenly improved rapidly. You knew this unless you are stupid. Were you stupid? This is the situation you have put yourself in. "
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=313426¤tpage=24#476VE: day 1 nails 3 mafia
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=313426¤tpage=26#505Blazinghand:
"Tyrran and Dirkzor can both go sit on thumbtacks. Yall are butthurt and/or terrible at mafia. Seriously."
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=313426¤tpage=27#524Blazinghand:
"Man prplhz do you have little squares in you that hold maple syrup because I see you waffling."
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=313426¤tpage=28#559Blazinghand:
"Remember prplhz is captain mcwaffle."
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=313426¤tpage=31#601Blazinghand to prplhz
"Ah yes waffle more"
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=313426¤tpage=31#611syllogism:
"I should just start playing in these newbie mafia games as they are more interested in playing and probably also better than the vast majority of "vets" on TL."
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=313426¤tpage=32#634Blazinghand:
"Alright lets roll this wagon across the finish line. I'll vote him I anticipate this will earn me lots of town credit and you guys will be like "wow blazinghand what a fortuitous voteswitch, that makes you a good person" and send me chocolates and stuff but you don't have my address so I won't get any which is really actually good since I'm trying to lose weight"
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=313426¤tpage=33#652layabout:
"Whilst i would like to call VE dumb with have bigger things to deal with."
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=313426¤tpage=33#656VE:
"Was it prplhz that literally said "if we lynch redFF we get no information from the lynch"?"
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=313426¤tpage=39#769chaoser:
Makes a post saying he's keeping his vote on redFF 4 hours after the lynch
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=313426¤tpage=40#798Toad:
"and I don't like that you don't like him because I don't like him either "
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=313426¤tpage=48#951prphlz:
"Other than spiders, pain, solitude, moths, long waits, cars, wild animals, vomiting, clocks, dancing, extreme cold, extreme heat, accidents, diabetes, dinner conversation, dutchmen, skin, meteors, dead things, dark, the number 8, birds, bald people, dirt, snakes, outer space, inner space, the sea, witches, drought, the pope, belly buttons, fog, slime, poison, beggars, machines, bees, infinity, stairs, constipation, bolsheviks, toads, and body odor, I'm not really afraid of anything."
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=313426¤tpage=50#1000Blazinghand:
"And unless your win condition is "Blazinghand has fun" you're probably doing it wrong"
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=313426¤tpage=54#1073kitaman27
"Guys, I have a theory: chaoser IS Jeremy Lin.
Think about it. He's not available whenever a Knicks game is on. He can't post until 9:30 when the game is over? He is completely useless yesterday. Sound familiar? (1 for 11?)"
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=313426¤tpage=55#1100layabout: big No
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=313426¤tpage=57#1121layabout:
"So like, toads are like frogs, the French are known for eating frogs, France is near Britain i am from Britain and therefore you are going to ignore me because that is where i live."
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=313426¤tpage=57#1125RebirthOfLegend to Blazinghand
"You are now on my invisible person list. I will never respond to one of your posts for rest of the game."
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=313426¤tpage=58#1142Blazinghand
"I didn't say I didn't make a case, I said I didn't say I made a case. You said I said I made a case and I said I called him out."
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=313426¤tpage=58#1159BC in response to above post
"MAKING A CASE IS CALLING HIM OUT YOU DUMB FUCK"
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=313426¤tpage=58#1160wherebugsgo in response to Blazinghand's above post:
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=313426¤tpage=59#1162wherebugsgo about DrH:
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=313426¤tpage=59#1175Jackal:
"Is this the Kaller game?"
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=313426¤tpage=60#1181layabout, in the middle of the game:
"So is anybody else still playing?"
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=313426¤tpage=65#1283layabout:
"The inactive super friends are also known as the people that you may have forgotten were playing and their names are as follows:
Captain risk.nuke
Sergeant prphlz
Lieutenant Jitsu
Rear Admiral RoL
Commodore chaoser
Field marshal Tyrran
Corporal Kitaman27
Private Dirzor"
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=313426¤tpage=66#1313Jitsu, in response to the above post:
"Lol, it's funny how he has me third from the top when I have the same amount of filter as he does."
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=313426¤tpage=66#1319layabout: picture proof that his filter is bigger than Jitsu's
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=313426¤tpage=67#1324DrH: gets RoL and scaramanga confused
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=313426¤tpage=67#1338wherebugsgo:
"I have a big ego so I'm scum, okay."
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=313426¤tpage=67#1339Dirkzor: Questionnaire post:
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=313426¤tpage=68#1345layabout and DrH:
layabout quotes Dirkzor's questionnaire post and says "best post in the game"
DrH: "layabout was that sarcasm"
layabout: "maybe..."
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=313426¤tpage=68#1348kitaman27: Scum Power Rank
"
VisceraEyes: I'm not reading through his filter. You can't make me."
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=313426¤tpage=68#1357wherebugsgo:
"the number of people who are closely reading my posts is either 0 or 1"
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=313426¤tpage=70#1381VE:
"Toadesstern thinks he's the most important player in any game regardless of alignment. I know, because I've been there and I've been that guy."
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=313426¤tpage=70#1383VE:
"Look! I found a bunch of posts where VE asks people specific questions with context surrounding them, and think I can compare them with a vague buddying attempt I made late D1! What fun - and in this way, I don't have to answer for any of the points raised against me! Callooh Callay!! -
WBG's Inner-Voice"
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=313426¤tpage=70#1398Toad:
"inb4 wbg day-suicidebombing"
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=313426¤tpage=71#1417prphlz:
"@wherebugsgo
I'm not really worried about how you're claiming alchemist, probably just means that BloodyC0bbler is going to vote you."
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=313426¤tpage=72#1433VE:
"Easier conclusion to swallow: VE is town.
Your mileage may vary."
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=313426¤tpage=73#1444prphlz:
"I've been busy and that's going to be my answer regardless of alignment and regardless of whether a meteor struck my apartment or I'd been golfing with Barack Obama."
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=313426¤tpage=73#1452wherebugsgo:
"So me being a dick is me being scum?
Guess Palmar is scum every game, then?"
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=313426¤tpage=73#1455wherebugsgo:
"apparently this game revolves around Toad
everything that happens is because of Toad
all hail Toad"
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=313426¤tpage=77#1529Toad:
"Maybe my "scumslips" are me being overconfident claiming mafia as mafia again because I think I'm immortal"
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=313426¤tpage=77#1536kitaman27:
"All Glory to the hypnotoad!" (Link for the picture)
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=313426¤tpage=78#1543DrH:
"this has reached such astronomically high levels of stupid that i might have a heart attack"
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=313426¤tpage=78#1548prphlz, to Kurumi (note: Kurumi is from Poland):
"I am not insane and polish and this is very hard for me to understand."
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=313426¤tpage=82#1628layabout:
:Gonna re-read and try not to get mad about having to talk with Blazinghand, VisceraEyes, Toadesstern and Kurumi when i could be commiting more exciting acts of self harm."
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=313426¤tpage=83#1657wherebugsgo:
"In order to play this game I feel like I need to take my head and bang it into a wall several times so I'm dumb enough to understand this type of play"
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=313426¤tpage=85#1699Kurumi:
"I am rapidly changing my view on wbg based on fact he's not trying to cause another communist revolt with huge posts and populist lines/."
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=313426¤tpage=88#1753wherebugsgo, (in response to Kurumi's above post):
"I'm not communist, I'm republican.
jk I'm registered Democrat.
That's right, GWB is a Democrat. Now your minds have been blown. Again."
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=313426¤tpage=89#1761Toad:
"so what... half the thread is calling the other thread retarded."
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=313426¤tpage=91#1806kitaman27:
"RoL decided to bet me $100 that he wouldn't log into a shared smurf account to post a screenshot of a host pm containing role PM times and role breadcrumbs in addition to the entire mafia member list.
True story."
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=313426¤tpage=91#1810Jitsu:
"Some of Day One and most of Day Two, I played with my head up my ass."
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=313426¤tpage=91#1812Kurumi:
"Sorry, I couldn't hear You, I was busy pretending to be afk and then working around rules in a malicious way."
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=313426¤tpage=91#1814kitaman27:
"I'm a happy person! Although I would be happier if I was scum
"
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=313426¤tpage=92#1831Toad:
"but being "awesome" or being "right all along" is a nice talent toi have as a mafia, isn't it?"
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=313426¤tpage=95#1884wherebugsgo:
![[image loading]](http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/198/460/iwkoqt.gif)
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=313426¤tpage=95#1900wherebugsgo:
"why I am better than kita"
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/LQJx1.jpg)
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=313426¤tpage=96#1910Toad:
"Seriously it's like I'm talking to a wall"
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=313426¤tpage=100#1997Toad:
"I like bullshitting around."
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=313426¤tpage=101#2015kitaman27:
"We're saved by my inability to count! yay"
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=313426¤tpage=103#2055wherebugsgo, after first going into a QT with Kitaman27:
"ok kita has friends, the unique counter is fucking 6"
...
"okactually now that I think about it, 3 of them are me.
nvm false alarm."
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=313426¤tpage=104#2068RebirthOfLegend:
"I specifically meant to back out of that game because I can't stand the idea of playing a game with Kurumi"
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=313426¤tpage=105#2084Toad:
"I don't usually call people retarded,
But when I do they are dead on right."
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=313426¤tpage=109#2179Toad:
"desperate meaning they all-ined.
VE and I did the same as mafia in ... whatever the number is, with Annul just that we both are awesome and it worked and they failed at hardpushing me."
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=313426¤tpage=111#2220Toad:
"I'm starting to post grammar bullshit on top of the usual bullshit"
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=313426¤tpage=112#2228VE:
"Christ, it's like I'm wearing a sign that says "It's okay to be a total douchebag to me!" "
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=313426¤tpage=114#2264VE:
"I'd venture to say that scum are playing extremely poorly. Like, VE in Hammer-level poorly."
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=313426¤tpage=114#2274BC: (about the game)
"It so far has not been and has had worse overall play than in AC where i facepalmed as a host at both town and mafia near consistently."
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=313426¤tpage=115#2281VE:
"Also, I'm not widely regarded as horrible am I? Dramatic I'd believe...but horrible?"
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=313426¤tpage=115#2284bugs:
"actually I wanted to die, because this game is driving me insane."
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=313426¤tpage=116#2311Toad:
"aw fuck it. I shot a mafia I'm already awesome, lynch wbg"
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=313426¤tpage=117#2337kitaman27: (had ~3300 posts when he posted this, and was talking with bugs)
"oh right, I'm arguing with scum again. 4k here I come."
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=313426¤tpage=118#2353bugs
"this game is completely demoralizing."
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=313426¤tpage=119#2367kitaman27:
A glimpse into the mind of bugs:
"Kita can't be scum"
"Kita got a scum lynched"
"Therefore, Kita must be scum"
QED
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=313426¤tpage=119#2376Toad:
"Next one to call me retarded gets slapped in the face."
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=313426¤tpage=122#2432layabout:
"Perhaps layabout is legitimately busy and does not wish to spend his reduced free time indulging in derp"
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=313426¤tpage=123#2447layabout:
"Toad, you are the only person in the game to make my eyes bleed."
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=313426¤tpage=123#2447VE:
"I like how I call out (presumably) 3 scums on D1 and I only get a few "???"s. What's a guy gotta do to get some cred up in this piece?"
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=313426¤tpage=124#2472layabout:
"I initially planned to create a town circle between competant players that i beleived to be town-aligned.
That did not work out very well.
Instead, stupidity has reigned, and it appears to be winning.
So i thought, if stupididty is what is needed then i should use my power to aid it.
I thought that connecting the two players that have committed the most horrendous crimes against deductive logic in this game would be the stupidest, and thus the best move!
So last night i masoned Toadesstern and VisceraEyes"
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=313426¤tpage=125#2490Toad:
"I always wanted to have mason powers once in a game."
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=313426¤tpage=125#2499
EPT
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