And Then There Were None(RAM) - Page 27

rastaban

United States2294 Posts

September 14 2010 05:09 GMT

#521

Just went and checked, not 100%, will try and re-read to get more information but I am actually leaning towards deconduo as the last capitalist.

I see other people are suspecting that as well. I will be voting for him now and if he doesn't lynch this trial I will try and get some better information together either clearing or incriminating him as the facts point.

If you are wondering why, check over his posts regarding Lakrismamma. I had cleared him early due to the pandain lynch, but we learned since (due to Lakris flip) that as traitor the mafia wasn't aware of who he was.

rastaban

United States2294 Posts

September 14 2010 05:12 GMT

#522

Actually that was just Hessmyrr putting him on trial. I already used mine to nab Div so if someone can actually start the accusation I would appreciate it. As I said if you are unsure check out his post history otherwise I will try and compile it when I have free time tomorrow.

Infundibulum

United States2552 Posts

September 14 2010 05:46 GMT

#523

On September 14 2010 13:31 XeliN wrote:
Rastaban is as "confirmed" as I am, it was him who made the clue association to Lakris.

oh alright, for some reason i remember you posting that clue.

If it's OK with you guys I can put the accusation on deconduo.

deconduo

Ireland4122 Posts

September 14 2010 09:44 GMT

#524

Just an observation on what happened last night. One of the following is true unless I missed something:

1. The Frauster role has a night kill.

2. Infundi is the last maf and fake claimed hit to divert suspicion.

3. Infundi is legit and we have 2 anti-town left out of 7.

4. 1 maf left and infundi claimed hit to fuck with us.

Finally, no one can claim to be 'clear', even Xelin or rastaban. We have at least one 3rd party role along with a traitor role. Just because one maf wanted you dead or you wanted one of the maf dead means shit.

deconduo

Ireland4122 Posts

September 14 2010 09:45 GMT

#525

Oh and feel free to accuse me, just give me reasons so I can defend myself.

LSB

United States5171 Posts

September 14 2010 17:00 GMT

#526

With all the extentions, lets just see how zeks flips.

rastaban

United States2294 Posts

September 14 2010 17:58 GMT

#527

I agree though I am all for infun starting the accusation first and then wrapping it up after zeks so we know we still have day.

Hesmyrr

Canada5776 Posts

September 14 2010 22:56 GMT

#528

Honestly this game should have already ended by now (in town victory, that is).

Caller

Poland8075 Posts

September 14 2010 23:07 GMT

#529

Votes:
Zeks-Guilty
Hesmyrr-Guilty

Judgement will be carried out shortly.

Infundibulum-2 Hours

Caller

Poland8075 Posts

September 14 2010 23:11 GMT

#530

The best way to have two people killed is by having them fight in a duel to the death. Unfortunately for Zeks, he wasn't very strong, so he was instantly clobbered. Hesmyrr remained alone in triumph.

Zeks the Red Army Officer is dead.

Caller

Poland8075 Posts

September 14 2010 23:16 GMT

#531

Okay so on this island we have commissars that are assigned to students according to their last names. The commissars help soldiers with political conflicts, philosophical questions, execution of prisoners, etc. My commissar is named Hesmyrr and he's pretty hot. He's like 25 and he's only been at the island a few days. Anyway, I have been looking into executing a political prisoner at a the nearby gulag or something over the winter offensive, and the commissariat helps coordinate these things with an loyalty database that's maintained by the commissars. You log on with your Red Army ID and password and you can browse lists of political prisoners and stuff. I was having trouble logging on to mine so I went to go see Hesmyrr. That's where all the trouble started.

Firstly, I walked into his office like 15 minutes early like an idiot and he's in the middle of lunch. So I awkwardly make stupid stall talk until he's finished.

"Oh, hey, Comrade, what are you eating?"
"Salmon. I love it. I eat it practically everyday."
"Just salmon? That's pretty weird." Why the hell did I say this?
"Oh, well, I don't know. I try to eat healthy, natural foods...you know, like wild berries and honey and stuff."
"Yeah, I like food too." *facepalm*

Man, I was so nervous. Anyway, we finally begin squaring my stuff away. He looks up what I registered with in the beginning of the offensive. This is when the kulek hit the gulag. This is how the conversation went:

"Okay, you're account name is [my name] and your password is ...'hesmyrrissexy'..."

Oh damn. I completely forgot that I put that as my password in the beginning of the offensive. What the hell was I thinking? It was probably the longest 20 seconds of my life before I finally got my balls together to stand up and leave. Just as I walk out the door he says,

"In the future, you might want to bear in mind what kind of things you want keep to yourself."

I was so freaking embarrassed I wanted to kill myself right then and there. I wanted to run the hell out of there and never, ever see him again. But something about what he just said kept me standing in his doorway. I decided to man up and apologize. I turned to him, looked him straight in the eyes, and swallowed my pride. And then, it hit me like a train full of bricks.

He was eating Salmon.
He tries to eat all healthy, natural foods, like wild berries and honey.
He told me that I might want to bear in mind what kind of things I want to keep to myself.
Hesmyrr was a bear disguised as a human.

Immediately, the bear saw that I had seen through its charade. It roared loudly and took a menacing swipe at me. I deftly avoided its claw and sprinted out of the office. The bear was soon in chase, crashing through the walls of the office as if they were made of paper. I jumped over the receptionist desk and ran out the back entrance. The bear followed, tossing the secretary aside like a rag doll. The bear began to pursue me through the street traffic. While I fought my way through the maze of vehicles, the bear simply careened its massive force through anything standing in its way. Trucks veered off the road to escape the onslaught of grizzly force that was barreling down the road. The bear was gaining fast. I had no other option but to make my way into the nearest building: a preschool. I burst through the door, startling the children from their naps. Immediately, the bear slammed through the wall, crushing a child beneath his massive paws and burying several other children in sheet rock and debris. I maneuvered my way through the chaos towards the back exit. The pre-schoolers were little more than a screaming annoyance for the bear. Its massive paws cut swaths through the sea of toddlers with each swipe. I used the precious time these children had afforded for me to make my escape into the playground. I scrambled up a ladder to a fort-like structure. My goal was to walk across the monkey bars then jump to a tree which I could climb to the roof of the preschool and perhaps flag down a passing helicopter.

I began my trek across the monkey bars just as the bear charged outside, its teeth and claws still fresh with the blood of the innocent. It let out a monstrous roar and began its assault on the cheap, wooden playset. I let go of all caution and ran to end the end of the monkey bars. I leaped for the tree branch just as the bear's enormous girth came plowing through the entire structure. I grasped the branch tightly as the bear collided with the tree, sending it into a daze. I saw this as my one opportunity not for escape, but for victory. I leapt off the tree onto the ground and grabbed a stray bar that had been shorn from the playset. The bear was slowly coming to so I had to act fast. I ran to the beast and thrust the jagged end of the pole into its jaw and through it's skull.

The bear had been defeated. I shambled home in pain but victorious.There will be more blogs and more bears in the months to come.

But today, I returned home a champion.

Hesmyrr the Bear is dead.

Pandain

United States12989 Posts

September 14 2010 23:30 GMT

#532

LOL

Hesmyrr

Canada5776 Posts

September 14 2010 23:33 GMT

#533

for rela? I thought I had this set.

Hesmyrr

Canada5776 Posts

September 14 2010 23:46 GMT

#534

I was going to make 'bah you killed the soviet bear your national personification- die you unpatriotic soviet traitors' post and went looking for image of Soviet bear to go along with it, but I just found this random image that I HAD to post instead.

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LSB

United States5171 Posts

September 14 2010 23:50 GMT

#535

XD at the meme Caller.

But I am really confused. Zeks wasn't mafia, and Hesmyrr's a bear?

LSB

United States5171 Posts

September 14 2010 23:52 GMT

#536

We are missing one to two capitalists.

I will say that I don't believe that Xelin and Rasta are Capitalist. They pushed lakri's lynch.

That leaves Infun and Deconduo. Deconduo did push for Pandain, but Pandain was a traitor so the mafia wouldn't know