Pony Express Issue 83: July 6 - July 13, 2009

10:06 tehpanda oh hey littlechava
10:06 tehpanda ive heard youve been having some iccup problems
10:07 littlechava i haven't
10:07 tehpanda i think i have a unit that can help you out
10:07 littlechava oic
10:07 littlechava what is it?????
10:07 tehpanda oh well its invisible and oneshots workers without even giving an attack alert
10:07 tehpanda it comes midtech and if you dont scout it or predict it, its an instant game-winner
10:08 tehpanda $50 up front and its yours
10:08 littlechava fuck really
10:08 littlechava that cheap
10:08 Cube ill sell you two of them
10:08 littlechava sounds like a dream
10:08 Cube for only 30$
10:08 Cube wholesale
10:08 tehpanda dont listen to him. Hes gonna merge them and ruin their sell value
10:08 littlechava what kind of real game would put this unit in tehpanda??
10:08 tehpanda well at first, this unit wasnt in the game
10:08 littlechava ic
10:09 tehpanda but when the game needed an expansion pack, blizzard realized it was only fair
10:09 tehpanda to make a unit that wins the game, in case people have trouble laddering
10:09 littlechava that makes sense
10:09 littlechava its a good thing people dont take that seriously and use it in competitive games then..
10:10 tehpanda all the progamers have signed contracts forbidding their use to ensure balance. Luckily, this contract is void if theyre terrible and they have to play some1 like Flash in proleague
10:10 littlechava yeah
10:10 littlechava clearly horang2 hasn't signed that contract
10:11 tehpanda like when Bisu was an unknown protoss going against the best, most dominant zerg in the world in a bo5 finals, it was only fair that he be allowed to use the unit
10:11 tehpanda how else would the fans be entertained?
10:11 littlechava sounds typical
10:11 littlechava if he didnt use that unfair unit he would have been horribly raped right
10:12 tehpanda yeah
10:12 littlechava its almost heartwarming
10:12 tehpanda for just $49.99 american, i can tell you the cheat to be able to produce this unit
10:12 littlechava its like
10:12 littlechava it gives handicapped protoss morons a chance to win
10:13 tehpanda precisely
10:13 littlechava not just a chance
10:13 littlechava a guarantee
10:13 tehpanda after all, if it werent for this unit, protoss would not be viable and we would be stuck with epic tvz games that define starcraft
10:13 littlechava yeah
10:14 littlechava god forbid
10:14 tehpanda like daum07 iris v ggplay
10:14 tehpanda except every single game would be like that
10:14 littlechava who would want those when we can have mediocre games involving shit pushing races like protoss
10:14 Hcorp damn, that Iris vs GGPlay final sure did suck
10:14 Hcorp wouldn't want a repeat of that
10:15 tehpanda not only that, terrans would have to become so strong at mech control to defeat this unit, a mech build would emerge in TvZ, ruining the matchup for everyone

[04:44] <GTR`Etude> if my mum doesnt put in the money into bank account on thursday
[04:44] <GTR`Etude> i will slap her

[13:07] <snowbird> there's a curse on the right booth girl
[13:08] <snowbird> 9 of 12 players qualified for the next round
[13:08] <snowbird> when they played in the left booth
[13:08] <Wo0py> maybe she farts or somthing
[13:08] <@intrigue> haha
[13:09] <IntoTheRequiem1> wow
[13:09] <@CJ_Nyovne> hahahahah

[15:21] <@Brian_> i have a new goal in my life
[15:21] <@Brian_> all i want from it
[15:21] <@Brian_> is to fuck a milf who just wants to be fucked
[15:21] <@Brian_> i think that would bring closure to my entire life
[15:21] <@Brian_> i would then die happy.
[15:21] <deekay|away> mm
[15:21] <deekay|away> ok
[15:21] <deekay|away> bed time
[15:21] <deekay|away> i am exhausted
[15:21] <deekay|away> baiiiiiiiii
[15:21] * deekay|away (~scott_wal@c-24-91-125-189.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) Quit (Signed off)
[15:22] * deekay| (~scott_wal@c-24-91-125-189.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) has joined #teamliquid
[15:22] <deekay|> the milf thing Brian_
[15:22] <deekay|> i so agree
[15:22] <deekay|> that'd be most excellent
[15:22] * deekay| (~scott_wal@c-24-91-125-189.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) Quit (Read error: EOF from client)
[15:22] <@Brian_> LOL
[15:22] <@Brian_> god that was great
[15:23] <@Nyovne> hahaha
[15:23] <@Nyovne> so scott
[15:24] <@Brian_> hahahaha

[15:24] <+PholonSC> NeverGG_, seen pachi's work yet?
[15:24] <@NeverGG_> where?
[15:24] <+PholonSC> http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/8145/woodj.png
[15:24] <+PholonSC> it needs work
[15:24] <@Brian_> wtf pholon
[15:24] <@NeverGG_> omg he made it gay
[15:24] <@NeverGG_> I LOVE it

[15:31] <+Xiberia> why would you want to have +v
[15:31] <+Xiberia> it adds nothing
[15:31] <+Xiberia> its more of an op's way of saying "sup"
[15:32] <@Brian_> i always thought +v was an ops way of saying "i find you attractive"
[15:32] <@NeverGG_> hahaha
[15:32] <+Xiberia> that too
[15:32] <+Xiberia> watch nyo -v me
[15:32] <@Nyovne> I was thinking about it
[15:32] <+Xiberia> haha
[15:32] <@Brian_> lol
[15:32] <+Pholon> [15:30] <@Brian_> i always thought +v was an ops way of saying "i find you attractive"
[15:32] <+Pholon> (call me)
[15:32] <+Pholon> :x

[15:54] <+Pholon> saying hylarious is just outragious :s

<NeverGG_> I thought people wanted me to mate with savior?
<Lemonwalrus> like savior or seashield
<Lemonwalrus> ends up being at the top of sc2
<Lemonwalrus> or boxer
<FragKrag> fallen greats?
<konadora> seashield is baller
<FragKrag> sea isn't really a fallen great
<NeverGG_> .........what about forgg?
<Nal_rAwr> mate with idra - > NeverEverGG

[11:30] <Kennigit[5days]> i drive a bmw and make 240k a year
[11:31] <Kennigit[5days]> is that bragging?
[11:31] <Kennigit[5days]> i dont think so
[11:31] <Kennigit[5days]> im just stating facts

[19:33] <petzergling> nice i got kicked out of my house for playing the showmatch vrs xcetron instead of doing something i needed to do
[19:34] <@Harem> see what you did xcetron
[19:35] <IntoTheWow> lol
[19:39] <@Quint> rofl
[19:40] <@Nyovne> lol
[19:40] <@Nyovne> last laugh etc

[01:22] <@Manifesto7> Osaka 31°C Current: Cloudy Wind: SW at 8 km/h Humidity: 82%
[01:22] <@Manifesto7> that is where I am at right now
[01:22] <@Manifesto7> and it is 8 am
[01:22] <@Manifesto7> my balls are going to be permenantly wrinkled
[01:22] <@Manifesto7> thank god the heritage tournament is on today

Pellucidity: LEPERKAHN GET THEM TO SHOUT OUT TO ME ;_;
LeperKahn: um
LeperKahn: wat
Pellucidity: I'm like, the only viewer
Pellucidity: gigglez
LeperKahn: on
LeperKahn: what
Pellucidity: Learn2Zerg
Pellucidity: :<
LeperKahn: um
Pellucidity: COLOURS
Pellucidity: omgosh
LeperKahn: lol it isn't live
LeperKahn: ...
Flicky: Rofl
LeperKahn: LOL
LeperKahn: HAHAHAHA
Pellucidity: ;________;
Pellucidity: whaaat
Pellucidity: How gay
LeperKahn: LO FUCKING L
LeperKahn: HAHAHAHHA
Pellucidity: I thought it was live ;_;

«22:04:01» {+konadora} why is loli a crime
«22:04:11» {+konadora} i don't get it

Raithed was just banned by Kennigit.

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