Top 50 Acronyms Parents Should Know
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Jathin
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shimmy
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FragKrag
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wut I haven't heard of most of those :< | ||
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JWD
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Did "pron" really need to make the list? People can't figure that one out?? And I should add: there's no way in hell this is a list of "most commonly used acronyms on the internet and in SMSs", unless you limit "the internet" to cam sites and "SMSs" to "SMSs sent by pimps, hookers, and sex offenders". What a load of bullshit. | ||
number1gog
United States1081 Posts
Half of these are fake right? | ||
Lemonwalrus
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FragKrag
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Klive5ive
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da_head
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Elite00fm
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Shivaz
Canada1783 Posts
edit: I am pretty sure pron is just a typo of porn and people start using it thinking its cool, pretty much like how people use pwned instead of owned. | ||
besiger
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Xela
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SK.Testie
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SuperJongMan
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Deleted User 3420
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what does that even mean apparently fox doesn't even know what acronyms are. yeah, banana is an acronym for penis. right. idiots. | ||
Xela
Canada203 Posts
On May 22 2009 06:22 travis wrote: 1174 = nude club what does that even mean OMG noob, you don't even know that? You must have a kid!! | ||
kidd
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b3h47pte
United States1317 Posts
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Cloud
Sexico5880 Posts
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jjun212
Canada2208 Posts
all this shit must be preteen shit that the new generation has just made up they probably have their own internet and are calling our technology shit =( | ||
Lemonwalrus
United States5465 Posts
On May 22 2009 06:22 travis wrote: 1174 = nude club what does that even mean apparently fox doesn't even know what acronyms are. yeah, banana is an acronym for penis. right. idiots. I don't get the 1174 one either. Also, how does 459 = I love you? I get that 143 = I love you because of the number of letters in each word, but wtf does 459 mean? | ||
piskooooo
United States351 Posts
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pyrogenetix
China5094 Posts
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SnowFantasy
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given i don't really do texting... i should still at least be able to understand these through MSN or other messengers right? | ||
triangle
United States3803 Posts
I doubt people even use these rofl | ||
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Jibba
United States22883 Posts
On May 22 2009 06:14 FragKrag wrote: lol Kitty = Vagina? wut I haven't heard of most of those :< Pussy = Vagina Kitty cat = Pussy cat It's something I'd expect an older woman to say though. | ||
Latham
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2.GNOC 3. ??? 4. PROFIT! IWSN MOOS. | ||
kidd
United States2848 Posts
On May 22 2009 06:32 SnowFantasy wrote: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL WTF? how do they come up with these. given i don't really do texting... i should still at least be able to understand these through MSN or other messengers right? I'm guessing most of these are used in chatrooms. Remember when everyone used AOL and went to like the lesbian/bi chatrooms | ||
VIB
Brazil3567 Posts
acronyms commonly used oohhhkeeey...?On May 22 2009 06:34 kidd wrote: oohhhkeeey...?I'm guessing most of these are used in chatrooms. Remember when everyone used AOL and went to like the lesbian/bi chatrooms | ||
Shivaz
Canada1783 Posts
On May 22 2009 06:34 Latham wrote: 1.GYPO 2.GNOC 3. ??? 4. PROFIT! IWSN MOOS. Took me 1 minute going back to the first page and find all of these to understand this lol... | ||
QuanticHawk
United States32056 Posts
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gumbum8
United States721 Posts
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Shivaz
Canada1783 Posts
On May 22 2009 06:38 Hawk wrote: I wonder if they got trolled, like when grunge got big and someone did a story (about Nirvana?). They basically made up a whole bunch of phrases and acronyms that were supposedly used commonly in Seattle and were total horseshit hahah Wouldn't be surprised if they got trolled, it is fox news after all. | ||
Clasic
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VIB
Brazil3567 Posts
1. WSOMPRI2H - Wild Sex on My Parents' Room In 2 Hours 2. 2469487817521 - Tits 3. 2345 - Warrior/Mage/Shaman/Paladin/Priest 4. YJWAO - Yellow Just Won Another OSL | ||
Shivaz
Canada1783 Posts
On May 22 2009 06:45 VIB wrote: 3. 2345 - Warrior/Mage/Shaman/Paladin/Priest Lol nice one, but IMO 2345 - Warlock/Warlock/Warlock/Warlock/Warlock | ||
Mogwai
United States13274 Posts
On May 22 2009 06:45 VIB wrote: Yea they're obviously missing some very commonly used acronyms, such as: 1. WSOMPRI2H - Wild Sex on My Parents' Room In 2 Hours 2. 2469487817521 - Tits 3. 2345 - Warrior/Mage/Shaman/Paladin/Priest 4. YJWAO - Yellow Just Won Another OSL lmao @ this post. My roommate showed me this shit today and I still can't believe that they seriously posted that. | ||
Railz
United States1449 Posts
On May 22 2009 06:45 VIB wrote: Yea they're obviously missing some very commonly used acronyms, such as: 4. YJWAO - Yellow Just Won Another OSL The keyword there is common. | ||
VIB
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Ryshi
Canada361 Posts
On May 22 2009 06:27 Lemonwalrus wrote: I don't get the 1174 one either. Also, how does 459 = I love you? I get that 143 = I love you because of the number of letters in each word, but wtf does 459 mean? Short for I love you, the letters "I" "L" "Y" correspond on the telephone keypad to "4" "5" "9." | ||
lololol
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Lemonwalrus
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On May 22 2009 06:52 Ryshi wrote: Short for I love you, the letters "I" "L" "Y" correspond on the telephone keypad to "4" "5" "9." Oh, thanks. | ||
BuGzlToOnl
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Pakje
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Patriot.dlk
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Caller
Poland8075 Posts
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fusionsdf
Canada15390 Posts
does anyone actually use these? ever? | ||
Neivler
Norway911 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + Fox 182 | ||
Patriot.dlk
Sweden5462 Posts
Google hits on IMEZRU 944 | ||
Trumpet
United States1935 Posts
On May 22 2009 06:45 VIB wrote: Yea they're obviously missing some very commonly used acronyms, such as: 1. WSOMPRI2H - Wild Sex on My Parents' Room In 2 Hours 2. 2469487817521 - Tits 3. 2345 - Warrior/Mage/Shaman/Paladin/Priest 4. YJWAO - Yellow Just Won Another OSL ahahahahahaha thank you so much. I feel bad for any parents who actually commit these to memory >.> This is almost something I'd expect 4chan to do. Also, 143 and 459 are way too cryptic. Some Dan Brown level love expressions right there imo. | ||
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micronesia
United States24682 Posts
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Patriot.dlk
Sweden5462 Posts
On May 22 2009 07:03 Trumpet wrote: ahahahahahaha thank you so much. I feel bad for any parents who actually commit these to memory >.> This is almost something I'd expect 4chan to do. HAHAH yes it's like.. We must scare our population let's fabricate acronyms. Hrmm let's see what's bad whats bad.. Sex is bad.. Okay sex almost rhymes with dexter.. KNIFE - Sexual intercourse with a dead guy with a fork in his knee | ||
EchOne
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lololol
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On May 22 2009 07:09 Patriot.dlk wrote: HAHAH yes it's like.. We must scare our population let's fabricate acronyms. Hrmm let's see what's bad whats bad.. Sex is bad.. Okay sex almost rhymes with dexter.. KNIFE - Sexual intercourse with a dead guy with a fork in his knee No, that would be SIWADGWAFIHK. | ||
NeonFlare
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BlueRoyaL
United States2493 Posts
The only thing is they never said these are the top 50 acronyms being used online/texts, they stated specifically its the top 50 that parents should know but like people already stated, this is a list of complete bullshit, i haven't heard of like 90% of these | ||
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alffla
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SilverskY
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Sanity.
United States704 Posts
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lololol
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On May 22 2009 07:04 micronesia wrote: While we are on the topic can someone explain to me what the following internet terms mean?
"LOL!" "ROFL!" "GG!" "Go micronesia!" "By your powers combined, I am not funny" | ||
Lemonwalrus
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ZoW
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AltaiR_
Korea (South)922 Posts
stfu, gtfo, and omg that way they know the kid wants you to omg stfu and gtfo so ICMWGNOWC | ||
Frits
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CharlieMurphy
United States22895 Posts
reminds me of the old website about the guy and his son playing quake 3 and being a hacker or some shit. BoT, my favorite acronym is 1a2a3aGG which translates to satan worshipper | ||
mahnini
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lokiM
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Clasic
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jeppew
Sweden471 Posts
and 1a2a3a4a. | ||
Nitrogen
United States5345 Posts
On May 22 2009 07:58 Clasic wrote: Of course only fox can make this bull shit.. Most teens I know don't even use this shit. most? | ||
CommanderFluffy
Taiwan1059 Posts
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Fontong
United States6454 Posts
They are totally forgetting those wild and wacky senior citizens: BIMD: Back in my day ROFLACGU: Rolling on the floor laughing and can't get up ML2N?: Matlock tonight? OMGWTF: Oh my. Gee whiz. Tutti-frutti. MBDC: My bad. Damn cataracts. WIOLATS: Wore it out like a turn signal. GTALNINFTCW: Gee, thanks a lot, now I'll never finish that crossword. Random 'netizen' comment | ||
naonao
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Chuiu
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+ Show Spoiler + ... fuck that, I can't remember what it was after I typed it. | ||
kefkalives
Australia1272 Posts
YJDK You Just Don't Know. | ||
HeavOnEarth
United States7087 Posts
im definitely guilty of the latter though. ;; | ||
thopol
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AzureEye
United States1360 Posts
LOL I didn't even know this existed | ||
Hans-Titan
Denmark1711 Posts
'Top acronyms' my ass. Where's 'lol'? | ||
Mastermind
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Frits
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http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=24004 | ||
Vivi57
United States6599 Posts
I've never even heard of most of them. even the microsoft article on this stuff was better. | ||
Vivi57
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SoulMarine
United States586 Posts
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littlechava
United States7218 Posts
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Equinox_kr
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ghostWriter
United States3302 Posts
buffoons like hannity, o'reilly and beck getting ridiculous ratings... who says conservatism is dying? | ||
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l10f
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United States3241 Posts
why isn't idk on the list? Why are 95% of these sex-related? | ||
Freakz19
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funkie
Venezuela9374 Posts
wtf. | ||
funkie
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KizZBG
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Leath
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funkie
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On May 22 2009 06:45 VIB wrote: Yea they're obviously missing some very commonly used acronyms, such as: 1. WSOMPRI2H - Wild Sex on My Parents' Room In 2 Hours 2. 2469487817521 - Tits 3. 2345 - Warrior/Mage/Shaman/Paladin/Priest 4. YJWAO - Yellow Just Won Another OSL hahaha "tits" ahahah so awesome. | ||
snorlax
United States755 Posts
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betaben
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"50 things FOX news 'reporters' can think up and then acronym-ise to scare parents and get viewed without doing any work" | ||
Deleted User 38166
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This S*** Doesn't Make Any F****** Sense | ||
OmgIRok
Taiwan2699 Posts
On May 22 2009 06:14 FragKrag wrote: lol Kitty = Vagina? wut I haven't heard of most of those :< Kitty => Pussy > Vagina On May 22 2009 06:27 Lemonwalrus wrote: I don't get the 1174 one either. Also, how does 459 = I love you? I get that 143 = I love you because of the number of letters in each word, but wtf does 459 mean? if you don't use a cellphone with full keyboard, the letter i is on 4, the letter L is on 5, the letter Y is on 9 | ||
Sky
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"Hello children, IAYM for today, make sure to check if your PAL. If the coast is clear, GYPO and if isn't to much trouble, WYCM to request a song today!" stated the radio personality. 1337 Eric didn't feel like music at the moment and turned the dial over to SorG talk. + Show Spoiler + [incomplete]It is a really, really boring day today. I had nothing better to do. | ||
Racenilatr
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MeriaDoKk
Chile1726 Posts
they should add CP to that | ||
Mooga
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Etherone
United States1898 Posts
On May 22 2009 10:36 SkY wrote: "143, mom" 1337 Eric said as he hung up the phone. It was finally time to let loose and smoke some 420, then possibly head to the new 1174 to find a MOOS, in order to insert his banana IF/IB. After ripping it up, he hopped into his car and turned on the radio and tuned to TDTM 454. "Hello children, IAYM for today, make sure to check if your PAL. If the coast is clear, GYPO and if isn't to much trouble, WYCM to request a song today!" stated the radio personality. 1337 Eric didn't feel like music at the moment and turned the dial over to SorG talk. + Show Spoiler + [incomplete]It is a really, really boring day today. I had nothing better to do. in light of this attempt i bring you gold On February 17 2005 18:50 CyuntiyuL wrote: Haha, now imagine getting a note like this from your mom: "D34R n00bi3, I w3n7 2 teh st0r3 t0 pwn sum n00bz0rz 4 GiViNG meh teh wrong w4r3z. h3r3 is liek, 25 d0llaz t0 hax meh 0u7 of teh prizonz0rz, kkthx bye. -01100101 01010011" :D ac⋅ro⋅nym –noun 1. a word formed from the initial letters or groups of letters of words in a set phrase or series of words, as Wac from Women's Army Corps, OPEC from Organization of Petroleum Exporting Countries, or loran from long-range navigation. | ||
ulszz
Jamaica1787 Posts
its like the morse code for parents. argh i new 8 must = oral sex that was the misisng link YM signing off | ||
TheFoReveRwaR
United States10657 Posts
This is so fucking stupid lol. I can't believe writers who write crap like this still have jobs. | ||
TheFoReveRwaR
United States10657 Posts
On May 22 2009 10:09 Sagittarius wrote: TSDMAFS! This S*** Doesn't Make Any F****** Sense You know you dont have to censor yourself on this site right? ![]() | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
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404.Delirium
United States1190 Posts
On May 22 2009 08:35 Hans-Titan wrote: 45 of those are used by a very limited circle of american teens. I don't know 95% of those and have never heard of them. 'Top acronyms' my ass. Where's 'lol'? We need to know our daughters want to be fucked like the whore they are. Not what they think is funny. Obviously. | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
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Falcynn
United States3597 Posts
10 Banana Penis seriously? I mean the fact that it's not an acronym aside, why is this considered something parents should need to learn? It should be pretty obvious what someone is saying if they use the sentence "god I want to stick my banana in you so hard" or something like that... I think this whole article is just meant to KPC. | ||
Grobyc
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JeeJee
Canada5652 Posts
420 asl nm u pron are the only ones i've ever seen used that could be considered 'common'. so yeah, FIFOS (fox is full of shit) | ||
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mikeymoo
Canada7170 Posts
which is "equals drugs" obviously. | ||
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Elyvilon
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(Also only like 5 of these are ever used) | ||
Jonoman92
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Grobyc
Canada18410 Posts
On May 22 2009 13:10 Jonoman92 wrote: lol... I hope some parent tries to memorize those. *Kid comes home from school to meet his mom in the doorway* Kid: Hi mom! Mom: Do you like KPC or something?!?! Kid: What?... Mom: IAYM, don't lie to me. I know what you do NIFOC, don't think that NALOPKT. Kid: Are you okay mom? Mom: You don't think your PAL? Kid: ... Mom: I know that you GNOC with your Banana. You wish you had a nice little kitty don't you? One you can play with? Kid: Yeah! Can I get one mom?!?! Mom: Never say that infront of me again! You're going to have to stick with J/O. Kid: Huh? What's that? What are you talking about? Mom: Upstairs now. I'll be up in 20 minutes, and I swear, if I find you watching PRON... It'll be the end of you. Kid: PRON... Oh.. what the heck were you saying before thou... Mom: NOW! | ||
Archaic
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SweeTLemonS[TPR]
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On May 22 2009 07:54 mahnini wrote: why would kids these days need acronyms, they probably touch a computer before they touch a real book. they should be typing at 200wpm or something. Have you seen the way those retards type these days? It's appalling. Every other letter is capitalized, misspellings are cool, and so on. I fucking hate teenagers. By the way guys, this was fox Atlanta, not Fox News. I mean, it's the same company, yeah, but a local station, not the major cable news network. | ||
tarpman
Canada718 Posts
seriously, the rest I can handle, but that one is driving me nuts! | ||
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fusionsdf
Canada15390 Posts
On May 22 2009 14:33 tarpman wrote: how the hell does 8 = oral sex seriously, the rest I can handle, but that one is driving me nuts! I totally just 8 that chick out (thats my guess anyways) | ||
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ZorAptoR
Switzerland926 Posts
ok, so I'm now officially old... nice! I'll get back to my wheelchair then and go on listening to Pearl Jam! | ||
Bebop Berserker
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Canada4732 Posts
On May 22 2009 06:22 MYM.Testie wrote: DFJIAKKKMOFLDINZINFIN Dirty boy. | ||
ZorAptoR
Switzerland926 Posts
On May 22 2009 20:27 Bebop Berserker wrote: NO1 here is old. This is retarded news. They find one person on the internet who uses an acronym and it suddenly means "Kids" are using this. Who says FMLTWIA as an acronym??? vowels are for the old ![]() | ||
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United States338 Posts
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Musoeun
United States4324 Posts
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Itachii
Poland12466 Posts
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Infundibulum
United States2552 Posts
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revoluti0nX
United States61 Posts
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fanatacist
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Falcynn
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and then I think I've caught a few others here using it ![]() | ||
inertinept
Bangladesh1195 Posts
has it really become that popular? | ||
CyuntiyuL
Canada1740 Posts
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Hypnosis
United States2061 Posts
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uglymoose89
United States671 Posts
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Equaoh
Canada427 Posts
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Scaramanga
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arb
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CaucasianAsian
Korea (South)11579 Posts
i'm surprised they dont have ones like lol wtf gtfo iirc | ||
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SoulMarine
United States586 Posts
On May 22 2009 13:41 SweeTLemonS[TPR] wrote: Have you seen the way those retards type these days? It's appalling. Every other letter is capitalized, misspellings are cool, and so on. I fucking hate teenagers. By the way guys, this was fox Atlanta, not Fox News. I mean, it's the same company, yeah, but a local station, not the major cable news network. God I hate people my age, yeah ima teen. Theyre just so damn STUPID. no creativity, theyre like the bandwagonist band wagoners, they type slowly as hell actually, and they do that whole Xx[bandnamehere]xXWingangel2039364592659. MMKay teenagers. SP reference. | ||
Hurricane
United States3939 Posts
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R3condite
Korea (South)1541 Posts
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Motiva
United States1774 Posts
This is plain silly... edit: and It is always refreshing to see that the media isn't even aware enough to realize what an acronym is. | ||
professorjoak
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Drowsy
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closed
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diehilde
Germany1596 Posts
http://www.netlingo.com/top50/acronyms-for-parents.php if you felt old reading the fox article, browsing this site will make you feel long dead http://www.netlingo.com/acronyms.php CUWTA is all I can say! | ||
Hammy
France828 Posts
On May 23 2009 05:05 SCC-AlwaysGG wrote: Wierd I was expecting it to be more nerdy like "noob" and "stfu pwn gtfo", intead its this stuff you always hear about yet in reality doesn't really happen ![]() Yeah... I feel like I've been stripped of my right to claim i'm a geek :'( | ||
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Flicky
England2662 Posts
Try reading these and thinking of your parents texts to eachother now. | ||
MutaDoom
Canada1163 Posts
On May 23 2009 04:11 randomKo_Orean wrote: Can people explain these acronyms for me please? I don't get it =_= + Show Spoiler + 8 Oral sex 459 I love you 1174 Nude club Most of them are just plain retarded... 8 = Oral sex because... well I can only suggest that if you were to perform it on a girl, you ate her out, or "8 her out". 459 = I Love You because of texts. 4 = I, 5 = L, 9 = Y, just the first letter of each word. As for 1174, I looked around, and a couple theories came up on buzzfeed.com. After tracing back through a maze of articles, I ended up on a definition page that states it “sent in by the mom of a 19-year old”. Now that single suggested definition was picked up by this article back in July of 2008. I conclude that it was the NetLingo definition picked up by a reporter then reprinted a zillion times as part of a list. There was also a New Hampshire police department that publicized the list (legitimizing it). 1174 is the number stamped on brand name Penicillin, which is what you'd need if you ever actually hooked up with a girl at a strip club. Ok, my first thought was it was like a police code like saying “10-4” or something, but wikipedia shot that idea down. So now I've got to branch into more radical ideas… So the 4 is a dude sitting on a bar stool with his legs crossed. The 7 is a stripper bent over in front of him. and the 1 1 are the two $1 bills he gives her. Makes perfect sense. | ||
Torenhire
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Torenhire
United States11681 Posts
Ok, my first thought was it was like a police code like saying “10-4” or something, but wikipedia shot that idea down. So now I've got to branch into more radical ideas… So the 4 is a dude sitting on a bar stool with his legs crossed. The 7 is a stripper bent over in front of him. and the 1 1 are the two $1 bills he gives her. Makes perfect sense. LOL! | ||
Shattered
United States267 Posts
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Disintegrate
United States182 Posts
deciper that, parents. | ||
baal
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On May 25 2009 12:02 Disintegrate wrote: ADSLKHQEQOHEIOQEQEGQIEIQHEQHUNQ deciper that, parents. "Mom, Dad.. i am gay" done | ||
banana
Netherlands1189 Posts
Getting payed for trolling unaware parents, where do you get a job like that? sigh | ||
ktp
United States797 Posts
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stenole
Norway868 Posts
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KurtistheTurtle
United States1966 Posts
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yooh
China223 Posts
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