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Eniram
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Sudan3166 Posts
February 17 2005 08:28 GMT
#1
http://www.microsoft.com/athome/security/children/kidtalk.mspx

Is funny cuz it is microsoft
You can like take a newb to like water, but you cant like make a newb drink. Ya know? - Jeremy
Messiah]Coon[
Profile Joined July 2004
United States326 Posts
February 17 2005 08:30 GMT
#2
"Understand how your kids communicate online to help protect them"

How does a parent protect their kid by knowing 1337 sp34k?
look in my profile for free shit
Patriot.dlk
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Sweden5462 Posts
February 17 2005 08:32 GMT
#3
For the first time in a while i cant find the words.
chobopeon
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
United States7342 Posts
February 17 2005 08:32 GMT
#4
pwn now indicates illegal activity.

Leet words possibly indicating illegal activity:


• "pwn": A typo-deliberate version of own, a slang term that means to dominate. This could also be spelled "0\/\/n3d" or "pwn3d," among other variations. Online video game bullies or "griefers" often use this term.
:O
ReBanned
Profile Joined April 2004
1929 Posts
February 17 2005 08:34 GMT
#5
ROFL punching myself in the anus
Klogon
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
MURICA15980 Posts
February 17 2005 08:35 GMT
#6
On February 17 2005 17:30 Messiah]Coon[ wrote:
"Understand how your kids communicate online to help protect them"

How does a parent protect their kid by knowing 1337 sp34k?

Probably just had that there to make them read the entire article.
SoleSteeler
Profile Joined April 2003
Canada5460 Posts
February 17 2005 08:35 GMT
#7
Funny stuff =/
Az)Natic_cn
Profile Joined August 2004
Canada439 Posts
February 17 2005 08:41 GMT
#8
lmao they wrote on that shit so formally
What
dronebabo
Profile Blog Joined December 2003
10866 Posts
February 17 2005 08:46 GMT
#9
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Hitokiri
Profile Blog Joined February 2003
Spain306 Posts
February 17 2005 09:34 GMT
#10
Was this information useful? Yes, no?
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baal
Profile Joined March 2003
10708 Posts
February 17 2005 09:35 GMT
#11
w00t /\/\Y K!d i$ 5P34K!/\/G 1337, T4k3 l-l1/\/\ To ChuRChorX!
Im back, in pog form!
Ack1027
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
United States7873 Posts
February 17 2005 09:37 GMT
#12
Hahaha I actually said ' No this information is wrong' I suggest everyone do it so Microsoft looks stupid lol.

J00 CAN NEVER STOP TEH 1337SPEAK KTHXBYE
iG.Aura
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Poland686 Posts
February 17 2005 09:39 GMT
#13
hhahahaha
god microsoft is so funny sometimes
:-)
CyuntiyuL
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Canada1740 Posts
February 17 2005 09:50 GMT
#14
Haha, now imagine getting a note like this from your mom:
"D34R n00bi3,

I w3n7 2 teh st0r3 t0 pwn sum n00bz0rz 4 GiViNG meh teh wrong w4r3z.
h3r3 is liek, 25 d0llaz t0 hax meh 0u7 of teh prizonz0rz, kkthx bye.

-01100101 01010011"

:D
secret base
Ack1027
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
United States7873 Posts
February 17 2005 09:52 GMT
#15
On February 17 2005 18:50 CyuntiyuL wrote:
Haha, now imagine getting a note like this from your mom:
"D34R n00bi3,

I w3n7 2 teh st0r3 t0 pwn sum n00bz0rz 4 GiViNG meh teh wrong w4r3z.
h3r3 is liek, 25 d0llaz t0 hax meh 0u7 of teh prizonz0rz, kkthx bye.

-01100101 01010011"

:D


Omfg hahahhahaha post of the month. Binary omg.
rOm
Profile Joined December 2002
Latvia1208 Posts
February 17 2005 09:55 GMT
#16
On February 17 2005 18:52 Ack1027 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 17 2005 18:50 CyuntiyuL wrote:
Haha, now imagine getting a note like this from your mom:
"D34R n00bi3,

I w3n7 2 teh st0r3 t0 pwn sum n00bz0rz 4 GiViNG meh teh wrong w4r3z.
h3r3 is liek, 25 d0llaz t0 hax meh 0u7 of teh prizonz0rz, kkthx bye.

-01100101 01010011"

:D


Omfg hahahhahaha post of the month. Binary omg.
ROFL.. I so imagine my mom doing it hahahaha
My RSX owns yours.
0_0
Profile Joined April 2004
United States2090 Posts
February 17 2005 10:00 GMT
#17
On February 17 2005 18:55 rOm wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 17 2005 18:52 Ack1027 wrote:
On February 17 2005 18:50 CyuntiyuL wrote:
Haha, now imagine getting a note like this from your mom:
"D34R n00bi3,

I w3n7 2 teh st0r3 t0 pwn sum n00bz0rz 4 GiViNG meh teh wrong w4r3z.
h3r3 is liek, 25 d0llaz t0 hax meh 0u7 of teh prizonz0rz, kkthx bye.

-01100101 01010011"

:D


Omfg hahahhahaha post of the month. Binary omg.
ROFL.. I so imagine my mom doing it hahahaha


Oh god... ROFL! I can't stop laughing :p .
ReBanned
Profile Joined April 2004
1929 Posts
February 17 2005 10:05 GMT
#18
On February 17 2005 18:37 Ack1027 wrote:
Hahaha I actually said ' No this information is wrong' I suggest everyone do it so Microsoft looks stupid lol.

J00 CAN NEVER STOP TEH 1337SPEAK KTHXBYE


Yeah i did that too
1337
Profile Joined February 2005
United States171 Posts
February 17 2005 10:10 GMT
#19
[QUOTE]On February 17 2005 17:32 choboPEon wrote:
pwn now indicates illegal activity.

[quote]Leet words possibly indicating illegal activity:


• "pwn": A typo-deliberate version of own, a slang term that means to dominate. This could also be spelled "0\/\/n3d" or "pwn3d," among other variations. Online video game bullies or "griefers" often use this term.[/quote][/

ROFLMFAO. Microsoft needs to stfu!
A fact is what the majority of people believe, the truth is something entirely different.
Chibi[OWNS]
Profile Joined May 2003
United Kingdom10597 Posts
February 17 2005 10:26 GMT
#20
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