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OhThatDang
Profile Joined August 2004
United States4685 Posts
April 08 2009 17:22 GMT
#221
On April 08 2009 22:47 spkim1 wrote:
LOL this is absolutely hilarious man.
YES, (Some) South Korean girls are damn hotttt W00t
YES, Koreans are better at maths than the rest of the world
NO, Korean education is not superior to foreign education, it is poorly systemised and rigidly linear
...lol..NO plastic surgery is nothing to be proud about!

...and although us Koreans work our asses off...Yanks are still richer than us *sniff* ㅠㅜ T_T


lol? please...
troi oi thang map nai!!!
koreasilver
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
9109 Posts
April 08 2009 19:35 GMT
#222
On April 09 2009 02:15 Physician wrote:
My spin to add more hilarity to this thread:

Show nested quote +

From an evolutionary perspective Asians are superior. They are the most numerous members of our lot, ergo they are succeeding in the genetic competition. So argue all you want but they been phucking more, killing themselves less, living longer and doing better at surviving. Better survival in a social species usually means superior culture and superior intelligence.

Out of all Asians which group is the most numerous?
Who are the MOST superior?

Make your own conclusions. I have. From this perspective alone the THE KOREAN MAN doesn't have a leg stand on unless he opts out and claims Chinese heritage.

- So said Physician, circa 2009..



lol.
Anvil666
Profile Joined October 2007
Germany122 Posts
April 08 2009 19:44 GMT
#223
hahaha Oh my god this is hilarious! That guy is so right!
I study at a college in Nebraska. Stinking, hairy, big grunting American football players are all over the place here.

Park Ji Hoon - I am with you!
deathgod6
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States5064 Posts
April 08 2009 19:48 GMT
#224
On April 09 2009 02:15 Physician wrote:
My spin to add more hilarity to this thread:

Show nested quote +

From an evolutionary perspective Asians are superior. They are the most numerous members of our lot, ergo they are succeeding in the genetic competition. So argue all you want but they been phucking more, killing themselves less, living longer and doing better at surviving. Better survival in a social species usually means superior culture and superior intelligence.

Out of all Asians which group is the most numerous?
Who are the MOST superior?

Make your own conclusions. I have. From this perspective alone the THE KOREAN MAN doesn't have a leg stand on unless he opts out and claims Chinese heritage.

- So said Physician, circa 2009..



lol nice. Words of wisdom from a doctor.
4.0 GPA = A rank 5.0 GPA = Olympic --------- Bisu, Best, Fantasy. i ♥ oov. They can get in my BoxeR anyday.
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
April 08 2009 20:11 GMT
#225
LOL i have gotten more out of this thread than i expected

thank you tl.net idiots
why so 진지해?
kaizenmx
Profile Joined February 2009
United States110 Posts
April 08 2009 20:15 GMT
#226
So, this entire thread was a prank?
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
April 08 2009 20:16 GMT
#227
naw just bored rekrul being satirical
why so 진지해?
SnK-Arcbound
Profile Joined March 2005
United States4423 Posts
April 08 2009 20:39 GMT
#228
Extremely amusing, and somewhat true in some reguards.

Fat cow of women; check.
Homophobia; check.
White guys can't fuck; check.

You have army training... AHAHAHAHA, oh my good, name a war that the koreans won, that was just getting owned over and over and continually throwing bodies into bullets.

Rap music having any musical value to it.

And Korean women are ugly, it looks like they fell asleep in an elevator and the door closed on their face for an hour. It is well known that all males (in general) find white women the most attractive (unless they are cows).
Equinox_kr
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States7395 Posts
April 08 2009 20:50 GMT
#229
lol so many people getting trolled ROFL
^-^
Not_Computer
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada2277 Posts
April 08 2009 21:11 GMT
#230
oh man lol, too easy
gotta bump this and see more replies
"Jaedong hyung better be ready. I'm going to order the most expensive dinner in Korea."
CursOr
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States6335 Posts
April 08 2009 21:35 GMT
#231
ahhh yeah, the reciting of sexist/natinoalist/racist stereotypes never gets old. and is always good for a laugh. its so cool to draw out all the TL.net "idiots". never fails to amuse.
CJ forever (-_-(-_-(-_-(-_-)-_-)-_-)-_-)
latent
Profile Joined March 2009
United States428 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-04-08 22:14:23
April 08 2009 22:11 GMT
#232
I'd like to bring some of my (admittedly limited) knowledge of biology into this...rather disgusting topic of penis size.

I need to start off by pointing out how there's a correlation between such length and the overall size of the testes. The testes, as you may already know, are the chambers where sperm is produced. Studies of various races of primates have revealed that the level of promiscuity of the females is directly correlated with the size of the male testes of that primate race. Generally this is a function of the female's desire to be "saturated" with the seminal fluids of the male. If she can't "find satisfaction" with one mate, she'll find another mate, or simply rotate. Obviously with humans it becomes a little more complicated, but here is where I come to another series of genetic studies conducted recently.

Researchers studied the genomes of hundreds of American families (predominantly white middle-class IIRC). What they found out about the children quite simply shocked them. They discovered an over 10% non-paternal rate among those families' children. In other words, over 10% of the children in married families were born to men besides the husbands, *without the knowledge of the husband*. Interestingly some of the studies found the non-paternal rate to be as high as 28%.

If you want me to source this for you I can ask my old professor for some links to the studies.



On April 09 2009 05:39 SnK-Arcbound wrote:
And Korean women are ugly, it looks like they fell asleep in an elevator and the door closed on their face for an hour. It is well known that all males (in general) find white women the most attractive (unless they are cows).

Well that's based more off of Asians' admiration for white people's history of material wealth and success. Generally Asians don't think highly of Western women's looks, especially because of the cultural differences in the perception of beauty. A Korean friend of mine told me of how there's sort of this belief in Korea that if a girl is considered only average in Korea, all she has to do is go to America and she'll be real popular with the guys. Males here are attracted to Asian girls like bees to honey.
Moo
ghostWriter
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States3302 Posts
April 08 2009 22:16 GMT
#233
"Males here are attracted to Asian girls like bees to honey."
It's true.
works the other way around as well.
Sullifam
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
April 08 2009 22:21 GMT
#234
"A Korean friend of mine told me of how there's sort of this belief in Korea that if a girl is considered only average in Korea, all she has to do is go to America and she'll be real popular with the guys. Males here are attracted to Asian girls like bees to honey."

very true actually the avg asian girl in usa that guys drool over is way <<<< the avg korean girl
why so 진지해?
latent
Profile Joined March 2009
United States428 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-04-08 22:25:47
April 08 2009 22:24 GMT
#235
On April 09 2009 07:16 ghostWriter wrote:
"Males here are attracted to Asian girls like bees to honey."
It's true.
works the other way around as well.

Well that depends on how much those Asians admire Westerners and their culture. For example I hosted a group of students from Tokyo at my university for a month. They were all very eager to learn about American culture as well as learn English and such. Their fascination with Americans extended to the women as well, one guy saying he found them "cute". On the other hand, when I visited Japan I talked with several who had little to no interest in Americans (including me...lol), and who weren't especially fond of American women. They were indifferent, which communicated to me a lack of interest and attraction.


I have another fascinating point to make about the genetics of Asians... but I'm not sure how people will react to my previously written stuff. Will they even read it...?
Moo
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
April 08 2009 22:49 GMT
#236
i'm pretty sure he meant asian females being attracted to white males
why so 진지해?
JIJIyO
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Canada1957 Posts
April 08 2009 23:12 GMT
#237
Good thread. I don't know how people got trolled by this. Maybe they are just being clever and counter trolling.......or something......I don't know what I'm saying. I'd read Inc's, but it's in small text and I'm too lazy to copy paste.
KT_Violet
Majd
Profile Joined February 2009
3 Posts
April 08 2009 23:32 GMT
#238
HATE USA
USA = WARS all over the world = killing children and people all over the world
so simply ^
love all Asia people
I am from Palestine
OhThatDang
Profile Joined August 2004
United States4685 Posts
April 09 2009 06:34 GMT
#239
On April 09 2009 08:32 Majd wrote:
HATE USA
USA = WARS all over the world = killing children and people all over the world
so simply ^
love all Asia people


you know last i heard
my people the vietnamese, and some laos people
are going to hmong camps to rid of the refugees, rid as in exterminate the refugees
this is bad news
this is killing


love all asia people!!!
troi oi thang map nai!!!
ShaperofDreams
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada2492 Posts
April 14 2009 08:24 GMT
#240
I am actually amazed that anybody was offended by this, it was pretty funny and used a stereotypical arrogance that says a lot about the content. To the people who got upset: it's the internet, get over it.

I was so surprised when i saw it was you rekrul you have been a ghost lately, nice article.
Bitches don't know about my overlord. FUCK OFF ALDARIS I HAVE ENOUGH PYLONS. My Balls are as smooth as Eggs.
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