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Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-23 23:14:36
January 23 2009 22:33 GMT
#1
Another random night of boredom on this night in Seoul left me no other option than to do the only thing I could do.

Call Tasteless.

YO TASTELESS "OH HEY REKRUL SUP NIGNOG" YO TASTELESS WHAT ARE YOU DOING "NOT MUCH NIGNOG" YO TASTELESS OK COME OVER THEN WE'LL FIGURE SOMETHING OUT "OK NIGNOG LOL"

I'm sitting there hungover as fuck from the previous night wondering why I just initiated the action again by bringing my catalyst, Tasteless, into the picture but I was bored home alone and frankly hangovers after 15 days in a row drinking are not a reason to be lazy anymore, they are a reason to drink again.

So Tasteless comes over I take my 5th shit of the day and am eating some left over spicy chicken soup as he sits there saying funny stuff, making fun of Artosis, and asking me "WTF R WE GUNNA DO NIGNOG LOL?" I was really all out of options though. 15 days in a row I had did everything there was to be done. Everyone else was doing nothing and I was friggen REELING from my hangover. I started to realize just how bad it hurt. Then

RRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIING. OH MY GOD CRAZY (if you don't know who Crazy is read this: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=86484

I hadn't spoken to Crazy in like half a year. He basically dissapeared off the map. I had been constantly trying to contact him all the time but he was just gone. Crazy being out of Korea for a long time is one thing (he can't get enough of the Korean women), but him not calling me? I tried calling him several times too and he never answered or called back though his phone was on. Thats just flat out weird. I feared he could be dead but his father is a very very powerful and scary man, the kind you want to know but also don't want to know if you know what I mean. So his father could be forcing him to do family business which was the likely scenario, because Crazy is too much of a monster to be dead.

The phone call just came out of the blue and the feeling was amazing. "CRAZYY!!!!!!!!" Tasteless gets up and starts doing jumping jacks and boxing pose punches and my hangover immediately dissapears. WHERE ARE YOU CRAZY LETS MEET! "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!! DANNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!! MY BROTHERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!! ARE YOU KOREA????????????????? I CAME TODAY!!!! HAHAHAHA DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!! YES WHERE YOU AT "IM CLUB NB COME FAST HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAA!" I throw on some retarded hoodie with all sorts of glitz on it on and Tasteless and I head out the door at 1:30 AM fully expecting an amazing all-nighter.

We show up at the outside of this Hip Hop club in Kang-nam called NB. Back in my hayday when I had first come to Korea I used to go there ALLLL the time with my friend Joel back when he was showing me the ropes. Even though that place is just full of poser wanna-be fake thugged out faggots and a few english teachers and/or army dudes the place actually is a nice club and fun and plenty of hot girls and with Crazy in the mix it was gunna be great. I keep trying to call Crazy before we go into the club just incase he left or something and he's not answering. So Tasteless and I are just standing outside there in the cold like idiots and all the Koreans are looking at us probably thinking "What the fuck are these white idiots just doing standing here like retards and why the FUCK does that tall white boy have a hoodie on with so much faggot bling."

Finally Crazy answers. "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNN ME NOW LEAVING CLUB OK WAIT." WTF. Oh well in Seoul at 2 AM the options are endless and while I was actually stoked to be going to NB (which would normally be an impossibility--the other clubs I usually go to now are sososososoSO much better) it wasn't really a letdown because fuck it, I was with my brother Tasteless which alone is great but throwing Crazy into the mix? Thaaaank you.

Crazy blasts out the club entrance in his standard outlandish pimptastic outfit throws his arms out in the air bends his knees and throws his back backwards a little bit and screams at the top of his lungs "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNN!!!!!!! NICK? NICCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Then runs 20 meters over to us.

Now all those mother fuckers staring at us before are even more confused. Oh shit wait WTF are a Japanese guy and a white guy really speaking Korean to eachother LOL? And if that wasn't enough, Crazy had an incredibly hot girl following him out of the club. Modellesquely tall, large but not too big natural breasts, an amazing curvy yet slender body with a silver gown gripped to it so tightly that all I could think was "FUCK MY LIFE!" Definitely one of the hottest Korean girls I had seen in a long long time.

We are walking down the street and I catch up with Crazy and find out his fathers been wanting him to take over and he's complaining saying "why do I have to do that shit LOL I just want to PARTTTYYY!" Nick follows with Crazy's girl and shes surprisingly personable but seems quite crazy in your face and definitely drunk. We keep walking and Crazy is like so what do you want to do "NIGHT CLUB GO? ROOM SALON GO? I WANT KOREAN GIRL!" I'm like "Hmmm....well anywhere is good but I definitely need to drink." We walk up to a parking lot and what I expect to be one of Crazy's multiple cars was actually a pretty old beat up BMW that belonged to his girl.

Me and Tasteless get in the back seat and surprisingly Crazy gets in the passenger seat and his girl gets in the driver's seat. He asks her in Korean "are you sure you can drive." She says very calmly and confidently "Yes I can drive and it's not that far anyways." We decided to go to some popular big drinking tent in an area where many room salon girls so its always packed with many insanely beautiful women.

She backs up to start going and almost hits a guy walking behind the car but slams on the breaks just in time to not hit him. The back window was kinda foggy and the guy did come out of no where though so whatever. We pull out and start driving and suddenly she starts going bat shit crazy.

"HEY DAN CALL ME NUNA OKAY?" she turns around while driving pretty fast down the road screaming at me in Korean to speak respectfully to her even though I hadn't said a single word to her yet at this point other than "hi." You know normally when someone turns around to say something when they are driving for a second it makes you nervous but its such a short time that it's okay. This time was not okay. She was just driving in traffic turning around yelling at Nick and I randomly and not turning around WTF.

WTF LOOK AT THE MOTHER FUCKING ROAD ARE YOU FUCKING NUTS DRIVE SLOW BE CAREFUL as she turns around and slams on the breaks to barely avoid hitting a car stopped at a red light. Tasteless and I turn and look at eachother eye to eye, man to man, like this could be it and we both grab our seat belts and quickly buckle up. Meanwhile Crazy is in the front seat without his belt on telling her to drive slow and be careful but all the while laughing about it.

Shes swerving as the car wavers back and forth in the lane almost hitting cars next to us, infront of us, and behind us. She keeps turning around screamin psychotic shit saying if we don't respect her she will kill us then taking a hair pin and making a motion with it to insinuate psychotic stabbing. This is all while driving btw. We were scared as fuck and this bitch was on a psycho rampage and I had no idea why. Crazy yells "STOP!!!!" to prevent her from slamming into another car at a red light and as the car comes to a screeching halt and all he does is giggle like a happy school girl. We were almost there though and she was not listening to our demands to stop the car and let us out. Actually I wouldn't have even wanted to even try to escape the vehicle I was just scared for everyone in the outside world that she could possibly kill.

Tasteless and I are freaking out "WTF WE NEED TO STOP THIS BITCH SOMEHOW THIS IS CRAZY." As we look at eachother once again like "Oh my god the world is ending."

"DID YOU SAY BITCH? DID YOU CALL ME A BITCH? BITCH? WHO IS BITCH?" She SLAMS on the accellerator and is flying down the road turning around screaming at us and I see a red light again in the distance and I'm giving her the most desperate look hoping she'll reciprocate saying "STOP LOOK ITS A RED LIGHT!!!" She turns around just in time and SLAMS on the break again it was really really close. Me and Nick fly forward but are caught by our seat belts as is she and Crazy who now had his feet up on the dashboard was able to hold himself from flying through the windshield. People in the surrounding cars are just turning looking at us like "What the fuck....." The girl cowers her head a little bit and Crazy just keeps giggling. I look down and see Tasteless's hand on my leg, and mine on his. We look at eachother with a look of "yeah wtf this is really gay let us never speak of the fact that we grabbed eachother's legs to anyone ever LOL."

We had arrived though and she pulls into a little side street to go park. The street is filled with cars and people and the valet guy is guiding her pointing to the place where she should go park. But she was oblivious that he was even there and kinda hit the accellerator and instead of turning the directly he was pointing she just went straight and he JUMPED like a mother fucking ninja to avoid being hit. She screams because she realizes she just almost killed a guy. We park and I put my hoodie on trying to hide my face as we get out of the car and Crazy is apologizing like mad to the guy and the girl is too much of a coward to get out of the car and apologize to the guy herself just waiting till he goes away to get out of the car.

We get in the place and the psychoticness continues. But god fucking damn was she hot. Sooooo hot. So hot that everyone in the big tent were staring at us for once not because we were white dudes but because this girl was so fine. Good lord. At one point a girl came up to her and asked for her autograph and the crazy girl explained to us that many years ago (she was 30) she was a somewhat famous actress. We are sitting there eating some food and drinking beer as she continues to scream wild shit and Crazy is trying to calm her down but laughing at the same time. She then starts yelling really loudly at him saying "EVERY TIME TO KOREA YOU ONLY MEET ME FOR SEX. YOU DON'T REALLY LOVE ME YOU JUST LIKE TO FUCK ME." Like straight up saying that not even implying it. He's sitting there with a dumbfounded look on his face like "No!" but his expression showed guilt. Everyone was staring and hes like "No no no!" and shes like "WHAT AM I YOUR FUCKING WHORE? YOU DONT EVEN PAY ME I MUST BE THE DUMBEST HOOKER ALIVE."

He semi-calms her down but while there was still definitely chit chatter in the place what was normally a big poppin happening place was now pretty quiet as the rampage continues. "I GOTTA GO TO THE BATHROOM." she then walks into the ladies room. And Crazy says to me:

"Shes hot isn't she." After all this disastrous activity thats all he had to say to me? LOL. "Yes she sure is fine, Crazy."

"I'm leaving to Japan tomorrow again for business, you want to fuck her once while I'm gone?" I would never do such a thing with another guy's girl even if he offered me but she was so hot it almost intrigued me LOL. I translate to Tasteless what I said and he's like "LOL IF YOU DON'T I WILL!"

She then comes back from the bathroom and grabs her shit and storms out. Crazy leaves his stuff and runs after her. Me and Tasteless sit there for like 15 minutes one shotting beers reminiscing on the last 45 minutes of our lives and how it could have easily been over for us or anyone. After waiting for a while Crazy isn't coming back and isn't picking up his phone so Tasteless and I head to a night club and I text Crazy that thats where we'll be. He doesn't reply but 20 minutes after getting to the night club he shows up and is like "Dan did you bring my jacket and wallet?" I was like "No oops I thought you'd get it yourself."

Crazy then pauses and is like "Oh you didn't get it? Hmmm..." He looks around confused like 'whats my play here' then he suddenly throws his arms in the air again with a big smile "OKAY I'LL BE RIGHT BACK!"

He gets back in 10 minutes with his stuff intact he storms into the room and the girls start laughing instantly at his amazingness. Crazy then looks at the two girls Tasteless and I had next to us and is like "WTF the girls aren't very hot here tonight..." The girls then look at eachother and quietly get up and leave the room. Crazy then says "Hmmm actually I have a flight to catch in 5 hours so I'm just going to go meet another different one of my girlfriends then head to the airport, see you guys later!" I'm like "LOL why did you even come here if you knew that?" Then he was like "Hmmm....thats a good question LOL!" he then heads for the door and we are like "bye-bye Crazy"

Before he gets out the door I'm like "Oh hey wait a sec Crazy what ever happened with your girl?"

"I don't know, she got mad and got in her car and drove away."

Tasteless and I then looked at eachother with fear, shock, disbelief, and a little bit of relief that it's not our problem anymore. Once Crazy left the room we said a little prayer, had a moment of silence for any possible victims, clanked our glasses together, and drank the night away.
why so 진지해?
Brett
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
Australia3820 Posts
January 23 2009 22:51 GMT
#2
Average Friday night, no?

meh..
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
January 23 2009 22:54 GMT
#3
On January 24 2009 07:51 Brett wrote:
Average Friday night, no?

meh..


true, lol
why so 진지해?
grobo
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Japan6199 Posts
January 23 2009 22:54 GMT
#4
Hahaha damn.

Leave it to the hot chicks to be fucking crazy, sounds like one hell of a night though!
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Boblion
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
France8043 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-23 22:58:26
January 23 2009 22:55 GMT
#5
Well since my post with first got deleted ( i wanted to edit after reading the whole story -.- ) I guess that i have just to post another.
Cool story as always, i think you should write a book.
Your Japanese friend looks like the pimpest mob ever but he is somewhat scary :O

edit: pics of the girl maybe ?
fuck all those elitists brb watching streams of elite players.
LuMiX
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
China5757 Posts
January 23 2009 23:01 GMT
#6
i would like to see her too!
Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36375 Posts
January 23 2009 23:04 GMT
#7
On January 24 2009 07:55 Boblion wrote:
Well since my post with first got deleted ( i wanted to edit after reading the whole story -.- ) I guess that i have just to post another.
Cool story as always, i think you should write a book.
Your Japanese friend looks like the pimpest mob ever but he is somewhat scary :O

edit: pics of the girl maybe ?

You got your post deleted because you posted "first". You were also warned. That's not an acceptable post. We don't allow spamming or reserving spots for later posts. Don't do it again.
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jjun212
Profile Joined December 2004
Canada2208 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-23 23:06:40
January 23 2009 23:05 GMT
#8
the link with Crazy didnt work rek!

who is this japanese guy who seems to be rich and can speak korean and mack hot girls

i DONNO!!


edit:: ohhh kk, got it now ^^

any name on that hot korean girl whos 30 lol
uNiGNoRe
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
Germany1115 Posts
January 23 2009 23:07 GMT
#9
Wtf... seriously.
BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
January 23 2009 23:19 GMT
#10
"DID YOU SAY BITCH? DID YOU CALL ME A BITCH? BITCH? WHO IS BITCH?"


Hahaha. Awesome story!
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bumatlarge
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States4567 Posts
January 23 2009 23:34 GMT
#11
wow.... they almost died... i think i would cry
Together but separate, like oatmeal
HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
January 23 2009 23:48 GMT
#12
On January 24 2009 07:51 Brett wrote:
Average Friday night, no?

meh..

"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
bboyldy
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
Korea (North)664 Posts
January 24 2009 00:35 GMT
#13
yawn
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Kuja900
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States3564 Posts
January 24 2009 00:52 GMT
#14
/applauds

wuv u rekrul
OMG you nasty gurl
Snet *
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States3573 Posts
January 24 2009 00:57 GMT
#15
Well are you gonna fuck her?
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
January 24 2009 01:00 GMT
#16
I just read this on LP, dejavou
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TryThis
Profile Joined February 2007
Canada1522 Posts
January 24 2009 01:12 GMT
#17
i love your threads to much
Dwell
naonao
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States847 Posts
January 24 2009 01:18 GMT
#18
Sounds like an exiting night, pics of the girl?
x89titan
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Philippines1130 Posts
January 24 2009 01:29 GMT
#19
i woulda thought u 2 were gay for passing up a hot korean girl and putting ur hands on eachothers legs.
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Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
January 24 2009 01:30 GMT
#20
On January 24 2009 10:29 x89titan wrote:
i woulda thought u 2 were gay for passing up a hot korean girl and putting ur hands on eachothers legs.


a wise man once said there are many fish in the sea

shes crazy enough to be a praying mantis too
why so 진지해?
Storchen
Profile Joined September 2006
Sweden4385 Posts
January 24 2009 01:33 GMT
#21
because something is happening here and you don't know what it is, do you? Mr Jones?

This is a great story btw. i lol'd several times. I'm really looking forward to hear tasteless's comments on this.
BanZu
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States3329 Posts
January 24 2009 01:49 GMT
#22
I look down and see Tasteless's hand on my leg, and mine on his. We look at eachother with a look of "yeah wtf this is really gay let us never speak of the fact that we grabbed eachother's legs to anyone ever LOL."

LOL, a little too late for that
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SmoKing2012
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States385 Posts
January 24 2009 02:05 GMT
#23
I haven't been with TL from the beginning but I have been browsing for a few years. I didn't realize until now that Rekrul is not Korean.
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Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
January 24 2009 02:33 GMT
#24
lol i dont talk like an asian
why so 진지해?
fearus
Profile Blog Joined December 2003
China2164 Posts
January 24 2009 02:49 GMT
#25
On January 24 2009 11:05 SmoKing2012 wrote:
I haven't been with TL from the beginning but I have been browsing for a few years. I didn't realize until now that Rekrul is not Korean.


his more korean than white...
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Equinox_kr
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States7395 Posts
January 24 2009 03:10 GMT
#26
roflllllllllllllll

fucking hilarious

why the hell does everybody that post about their experience in korea on tl involve a batshit insane girl
^-^
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
January 24 2009 03:11 GMT
#27
she was on a cocaine comedown, thats why she was so crazy
why so 진지해?
funkie
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Venezuela9374 Posts
January 24 2009 03:20 GMT
#28
NIGNOG
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Ingenol
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1328 Posts
January 24 2009 03:22 GMT
#29
EPIC.
MyLostTemple *
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States2921 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-24 04:56:21
January 24 2009 04:54 GMT
#30
On January 24 2009 12:11 Rekrul wrote:
she was on a cocaine comedown, thats why she was so crazy


yeah, a really bad one, or at least that's what we guessed because of the way she was behaving.

it was so funny when we got the bar. she's all fucked up and like "you two are sooo handsome, you know? you know?" and we sorta sit there and say nothing because she's Crazys girl and he's sitting right next to us. then she pauses and says "do you think i'm beautiful?" rekrul takes a slow sip from his beer, sets it down on the table and says "you're average." she started going insane again and screaming at us in the bar. so funny.
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Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
January 24 2009 05:18 GMT
#31
lol i forgot about that part LOL oopsies
why so 진지해?
BG1
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Canada1550 Posts
January 24 2009 05:21 GMT
#32
On January 24 2009 13:54 MyLostTemple wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 24 2009 12:11 Rekrul wrote:
she was on a cocaine comedown, thats why she was so crazy


yeah, a really bad one, or at least that's what we guessed because of the way she was behaving.

it was so funny when we got the bar. she's all fucked up and like "you two are sooo handsome, you know? you know?" and we sorta sit there and say nothing because she's Crazys girl and he's sitting right next to us. then she pauses and says "do you think i'm beautiful?" rekrul takes a slow sip from his beer, sets it down on the table and says "you're average." she started going insane again and screaming at us in the bar. so funny.


Hahahahahahahah
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fonger
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United Kingdom1218 Posts
January 24 2009 05:21 GMT
#33
On January 24 2009 13:54 MyLostTemple wrote:
rekrul takes a slow sip from his beer, sets it down on the table and says "you're average." she started going insane again and screaming at us in the bar. so funny.

ahahahaa
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-24 05:22:59
January 24 2009 05:22 GMT
#34
I should be in this story. I'm sad . I was tired that night. But I still should be in this story, somehow. I told Crazy to call Dan that night. So without me, Crazy wouldn't have know that Dan was in the country.

-Giyom
why so 진지해?
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
January 24 2009 05:23 GMT
#35
hahaha hi GIYOM
why so 진지해?
BloodyC0bbler
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Canada7876 Posts
January 24 2009 06:12 GMT
#36
hahahahahaha, epic story rek. This was deff an enjoyable read, shoudl deff throw up more(we know you have them).
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fonger
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United Kingdom1218 Posts
January 24 2009 06:20 GMT
#37
I imagine Crazy as a younger Daniel Lee.
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
January 24 2009 06:26 GMT
#38
holy shit jesus christ wtf u guys and your drugs!
funny ass read. but please dont get tasteless killed! D=
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OmgIRok
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Taiwan2699 Posts
January 24 2009 07:19 GMT
#39
rekrul i'd like to request a VOD for your next "Tales from the Hood" please :D

Reading it isn't as fun as a VOD
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Eatme
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
Switzerland3919 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-24 07:21:06
January 24 2009 07:19 GMT
#40
I love these storys so much. Telling a insane girl that she is average is just great, I'd be like "yes yes you are the best looking girl I've ever seen" and just hope she wont go crazy again for the next 5mins. They always do regardless of what you say but still.

EDIT:
On January 24 2009 16:19 OmgIRok wrote:
rekrul i'd like to request a VOD for your next "Tales from the Hood" please :D

Reading it isn't as fun as a VOD

It's a battle report.
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Profile Blog Joined December 2005
5007 Posts
January 24 2009 07:24 GMT
#41
HANSHIN POCHA right?

Right.

You guys are DEAD once I come back from Bangkok
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Luddite
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States2315 Posts
January 24 2009 07:29 GMT
#42
hahahahaha it took me a long time to read this because I was laughing so hard the whole time.
Can't believe I'm still here playing this same game
Zapdos_Smithh
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Canada2620 Posts
January 24 2009 08:52 GMT
#43
Lol that was fun to read.

Yeah I am also curious to see pics of this girl.
Raithed
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
China7078 Posts
January 24 2009 08:58 GMT
#44
pictures asap??
freelander
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Hungary4707 Posts
January 24 2009 09:50 GMT
#45
this story is the most awesome you ever wrote here rekrul lol

"Shes hot isn't she." this was the point where i started laughing really loud
And all is illuminated.
Etherone
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1898 Posts
January 24 2009 10:09 GMT
#46
quite an entertaining read, thanks for the laughs Rekrul

indecision
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Germany818 Posts
January 24 2009 10:45 GMT
#47
thanks so much for these stories Rek
TonyL2
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
England1953 Posts
January 24 2009 11:27 GMT
#48
Hahaha another hilarious story, can't wait for the next one, who will guess star that time :D
Hans-Titan
Profile Blog Joined March 2005
Denmark1711 Posts
January 24 2009 12:29 GMT
#49
Rekrul delivers again. Awesome read
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HeadBangaa
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States6512 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-24 12:47:48
January 24 2009 12:47 GMT
#50
I was thinking about contacting rekrul here in SD but it's just too intimidating. This guy is an animal.

Great read, yet again.
People who fail to distinguish Socratic Method from malicious trolling are sadly stupid and not worth a response.
Yizuo
Profile Joined December 2004
Germany1537 Posts
January 24 2009 17:07 GMT
#51
Great story, as usual.
Ty Rekrul!
Mortality
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
United States4790 Posts
January 24 2009 17:16 GMT
#52
"yeah wtf this is really gay let us never speak of the fact that we grabbed eachother's legs to anyone ever LOL."


LOL
Even though this Proleague bullshit has been completely bogus, I really, really, really do not see how Khan can lose this. I swear I will kill myself if they do. - nesix before KHAN lost to eNature
[X]Ken_D
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
United States4650 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-24 17:49:02
January 24 2009 17:48 GMT
#53
Crazy sure is crazy. 5/5
[X]Domain - I just do the website. Nothing more.
foeffa
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Belgium2115 Posts
January 24 2009 17:51 GMT
#54
Awesome read. ^^
觀過斯知仁矣.
Kong John
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Denmark1020 Posts
January 24 2009 19:11 GMT
#55
I must say thats one of the best stories ive read so far. I dont even care if you pulled the story out of your ass this was 100% awesomeness. Please dont ever stop posting epic stories on TL :D

We look at eachother with a look of "yeah wtf this is really gay let us never speak of the fact that we grabbed eachother's legs to anyone ever LOL."


loool
This is real life, where nerds must battle!
ChoboCop
Profile Joined July 2004
United States954 Posts
January 25 2009 17:13 GMT
#56
Tasteless should be ashamed for saying nignog over and over.
Critical thinking is the intellectually disciplined process of actively and skillfully conceptualizing, applying, analyzing, synthesizing, and/or evaluating information gathered.
kefkalives
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Australia1272 Posts
January 26 2009 07:53 GMT
#57
On January 26 2009 02:13 ChoboCop wrote:
Tasteless should be ashamed for saying nignog over and over.



Why, the word has no racial implications to americans (to the best of my knowledge) or to australians. i thought it was a south african slur>?
prOxi.bOn ; \\ What makes most people feel happy/Leads us headlong into harm.
Rho_
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States971 Posts
January 26 2009 07:59 GMT
#58
On January 26 2009 02:13 ChoboCop wrote:
Tasteless should be ashamed for saying nignog over and over.



He's taking it back.

[image loading]
ItsYoungLee
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Korea (South)227 Posts
January 26 2009 08:10 GMT
#59
Wow, what a crazy life.
Don't get killed...
ePParamedico.160 (formerly ElParamedico)
yubee
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States3826 Posts
January 26 2009 08:28 GMT
#60
On January 24 2009 21:47 HeadBangaa wrote:
I was thinking about contacting rekrul here in SD but it's just too intimidating. This guy is an animal.

Great read, yet again.
i am imagining you getting drunk one night and just going "FUCK IT I'M CALLIN REKRUL"
ZERG_RUSSIAN
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
10417 Posts
January 27 2009 03:51 GMT
#61
Tasteless and I turn and look at eachother eye to eye, man to man, like this could be it and we both grab our seat belts and quickly buckle up.

Best line
I'm on GOLD CHAIN
boesthius
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States11637 Posts
January 27 2009 04:06 GMT
#62
--- Nuked ---
avilo
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States4100 Posts
January 27 2009 04:14 GMT
#63
these are so enjoyable to read, you feel like you are there.
Sup
KissBlade
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States5718 Posts
January 27 2009 04:18 GMT
#64
It looks good save for the overuse of caps, street lingo (doesn't fit the setting IMO) but you're already aware of this, I believe. I should also point out, starting a chapter with "another night of boredom" isn't what you would call a good first line. For example, check out the really well known literature, their first lines always finds some way to grab your attention. That's not to say you can't write about another night when you started out bored but it's just the little things like that you might want to tweak. Good luck. =)
ChoboCop
Profile Joined July 2004
United States954 Posts
February 09 2009 23:41 GMT
#65
On January 26 2009 16:53 kefkalives wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 26 2009 02:13 ChoboCop wrote:
Tasteless should be ashamed for saying nignog over and over.



Why, the word has no racial implications to americans (to the best of my knowledge) or to australians. i thought it was a south african slur>?

No dude. Americans say nignog as derrogatory slang similar to the usage of fag. It is also just blatently used in place of nigger.
EXAMPLE: "Give me that back and stop being a nignog." "Fucking nignog."

Tasteless has never proclaimed to be mature or professional or even a good human being though.

Critical thinking is the intellectually disciplined process of actively and skillfully conceptualizing, applying, analyzing, synthesizing, and/or evaluating information gathered.
KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States42682 Posts
February 10 2009 00:06 GMT
#66
Epic read. I want to get some money together and go to korea soon.
ModeratorThe angels have the phone box
deathgod6
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States5064 Posts
February 10 2009 00:29 GMT
#67
Always interesting to read about these stories.
4.0 GPA = A rank 5.0 GPA = Olympic --------- Bisu, Best, Fantasy. i ♥ oov. They can get in my BoxeR anyday.
Bill307
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
Canada9103 Posts
February 10 2009 00:51 GMT
#68
I love these stories.
IdrA
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States11541 Posts
February 10 2009 00:57 GMT
#69
On February 10 2009 08:41 ChoboCop wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 26 2009 16:53 kefkalives wrote:
On January 26 2009 02:13 ChoboCop wrote:
Tasteless should be ashamed for saying nignog over and over.



Why, the word has no racial implications to americans (to the best of my knowledge) or to australians. i thought it was a south african slur>?

No dude. Americans say nignog as derrogatory slang similar to the usage of fag. It is also just blatently used in place of nigger.
EXAMPLE: "Give me that back and stop being a nignog." "Fucking nignog."

Tasteless has never proclaimed to be mature or professional or even a good human being though.


i had never, ever heard it used before he started saying it. i dont think its a common thing in the us.
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ghostWriter
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States3302 Posts
February 10 2009 01:08 GMT
#70
On February 10 2009 08:41 ChoboCop wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 26 2009 16:53 kefkalives wrote:
On January 26 2009 02:13 ChoboCop wrote:
Tasteless should be ashamed for saying nignog over and over.



Why, the word has no racial implications to americans (to the best of my knowledge) or to australians. i thought it was a south african slur>?

No dude. Americans say nignog as derrogatory slang similar to the usage of fag. It is also just blatently used in place of nigger.
EXAMPLE: "Give me that back and stop being a nignog." "Fucking nignog."

Tasteless has never proclaimed to be mature or professional or even a good human being though.



I've never heard of this word in my life although it does seem to exist according to urbandictionary.com. It isn't something used in New York or Boston.
Sullifam
Xusneb
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Canada612 Posts
February 10 2009 01:21 GMT
#71
Well, anything with the syllable "nig" is seen as racist nowadays. I'm afraid to use "niggardly" in a sentence for fear of retribution
If you want to be happy, be. - Leo Tolstoy
ZaplinG
Profile Blog Joined February 2005
United States3818 Posts
February 10 2009 01:23 GMT
#72
ive heard the word used before

not often though
Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free
IdrA
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States11541 Posts
February 10 2009 01:25 GMT
#73
On February 10 2009 10:21 Xusneb wrote:
Well, anything with the syllable "nig" is seen as racist nowadays. I'm afraid to use "niggardly" in a sentence for fear of retribution

well it is actually a racial slur, just one that isnt really used.
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Ingenol
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1328 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-10 02:08:47
February 10 2009 02:08 GMT
#74
On February 10 2009 10:25 IdrA wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 10 2009 10:21 Xusneb wrote:
Well, anything with the syllable "nig" is seen as racist nowadays. I'm afraid to use "niggardly" in a sentence for fear of retribution

well it is actually a racial slur, just one that isnt really used.

Actually "niggardly" is a real word, its origin totally divergent from racial slurs which sound similarly. There was some (ridiculous) public outcry a few years ago when some public figure used the word in a speech. Just goes to show you how hyper-defensive/stupid people are I suppose.
Osmoses
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Sweden5302 Posts
February 10 2009 02:18 GMT
#75
See, I'm just not this cool, because if I had been in that car, I would've rolled down the window and jumped if I had to. Crazy people behind the wheel? And, not to be sexist or anything, but totally being sexist, a crazy woman behind the wheel? If this is what it means to be a baller, then I'm staying the fuck home
Excuse me hun, but what is your name? Vivian? I woke up next to you naked and, uh, did we, um?
Danzepol
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States211 Posts
February 10 2009 16:40 GMT
#76
Your stories remind me of tucker max's stories, but in korea.
in a fox with a box
Jibba
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States22883 Posts
February 10 2009 16:50 GMT
#77
On February 10 2009 11:08 Ingenol wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 10 2009 10:25 IdrA wrote:
On February 10 2009 10:21 Xusneb wrote:
Well, anything with the syllable "nig" is seen as racist nowadays. I'm afraid to use "niggardly" in a sentence for fear of retribution

well it is actually a racial slur, just one that isnt really used.

Actually "niggardly" is a real word, its origin totally divergent from racial slurs which sound similarly. There was some (ridiculous) public outcry a few years ago when some public figure used the word in a speech. Just goes to show you how hyper-defensive/stupid people are I suppose.

I think Idra was talking about nignog. It was the mayor of DC who got in trouble for using "niggardly", and he's black.
ModeratorNow I'm distant, dark in this anthrobeat
Ingenol
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1328 Posts
February 10 2009 17:21 GMT
#78
On February 11 2009 01:50 Jibba wrote:
I think Idra was talking about nignog. It was the mayor of DC who got in trouble for using "niggardly", and he's black.

Yeah, pathetic and hilarious at once.
IdrA
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States11541 Posts
February 10 2009 17:54 GMT
#79
On February 10 2009 11:08 Ingenol wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 10 2009 10:25 IdrA wrote:
On February 10 2009 10:21 Xusneb wrote:
Well, anything with the syllable "nig" is seen as racist nowadays. I'm afraid to use "niggardly" in a sentence for fear of retribution

well it is actually a racial slur, just one that isnt really used.

Actually "niggardly" is a real word, its origin totally divergent from racial slurs which sound similarly. There was some (ridiculous) public outcry a few years ago when some public figure used the word in a speech. Just goes to show you how hyper-defensive/stupid people are I suppose.

ya i was talking about nignog
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hugitout
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States379 Posts
February 10 2009 18:14 GMT
#80
philly here, i never heard nignog either
LordWeird
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3411 Posts
February 10 2009 18:50 GMT
#81
My friends and I have been calling each other nignog for like 4 years now, I had no idea anybody else used it in a friendly sense, haha
Chains none
Rambling.
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Canada314 Posts
February 18 2009 05:03 GMT
#82
I was shitting my pants laughing reading this so I decided to look at rekrul's profile, is it just me, or does it look like this guy could be my brother? (I got a profile pic) I'm kind of drunk.
An unfortunate person is one who tries to fart but shits instead
koreasilver
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
9109 Posts
February 28 2009 23:58 GMT
#83
I love all your stories that involve Crazy.
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
March 01 2009 00:06 GMT
#84
On February 18 2009 14:03 Rambling. wrote:
I was shitting my pants laughing reading this so I decided to look at rekrul's profile, is it just me, or does it look like this guy could be my brother? (I got a profile pic) I'm kind of drunk.

You look like yubee. Maybe it's just the nose.
Peace~
Sunhay
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Canada303 Posts
March 01 2009 00:13 GMT
#85
wow, amazing thread.
www.sunhay.net
Xenixx
Profile Joined June 2008
United States499 Posts
March 01 2009 01:33 GMT
#86
hah you should take some camera phone pics
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
March 01 2009 01:55 GMT
#87
On March 01 2009 09:06 fanatacist wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 18 2009 14:03 Rambling. wrote:
I was shitting my pants laughing reading this so I decided to look at rekrul's profile, is it just me, or does it look like this guy could be my brother? (I got a profile pic) I'm kind of drunk.

You look like yubee. Maybe it's just the nose.

naw he looks more like rek for sure haha
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
March 01 2009 02:28 GMT
#88
On March 01 2009 10:55 CharlieMurphy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 01 2009 09:06 fanatacist wrote:
On February 18 2009 14:03 Rambling. wrote:
I was shitting my pants laughing reading this so I decided to look at rekrul's profile, is it just me, or does it look like this guy could be my brother? (I got a profile pic) I'm kind of drunk.

You look like yubee. Maybe it's just the nose.

naw he looks more like rek for sure haha

Both? The nose is totally yubee.
Peace~
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