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[Maddox] The iPhone is a piece of shit... - Page 2

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CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
July 18 2007 04:16 GMT
#21
On July 18 2007 12:55 Wysp wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 18 2007 12:47 DeadVessel wrote:
On July 18 2007 12:43 Wysp wrote:
On July 18 2007 12:40 useless wrote:
Maddox is basically wants to come off as some kind of angry guy with an internet page (RE: he sucks)


not really, its pretty clear he is a down to earth guy if you've done as much as read the FAQ.

how does he come off as a down to earth guy. all he does is constantly bitch.


he writes in a persona...



Ooooh, burn.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
July 18 2007 04:39 GMT
#22
I thought this was pretty funny I think you are all just uptight.
Dave[9]
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
United States2365 Posts
July 18 2007 04:42 GMT
#23
On July 18 2007 13:39 travis wrote:
I thought this was pretty funny I think you are all just uptight.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=104154&currentpage=316#6317
{CC}StealthBlue
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
United States41117 Posts
July 18 2007 04:43 GMT
#24
Nothing beats his children artwork piece. Motherfucking Gold that is.
"Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules."
Jyvblamo
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada13788 Posts
July 18 2007 04:50 GMT
#25
Maddox Regressive Party '08.
Vote with your Gonads.
DeadVessel
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States6269 Posts
July 18 2007 04:52 GMT
#26
[QUOTE]On July 18 2007 13:16 CharlieMurphy wrote:
[QUOTE]On July 18 2007 12:55 Wysp wrote:
[QUOTE]On July 18 2007 12:47 DeadVessel wrote:
[QUOTE]On July 18 2007 12:43 Wysp wrote:
[QUOTE]On July 18 2007 12:40 useless wrote:
Maddox is basically wants to come off as some kind of angry guy with an internet page (RE: he sucks)[/QUOTE]

not really, its pretty clear he is a down to earth guy if you've done as much as read the FAQ.[/QUOTE]
how does he come off as a down to earth guy. all he does is constantly bitch.[/QUOTE]

he writes in a persona...[/QUOTE]
i guess i get enough bitching about everything when i turn on the tv that's why it's not entertaining to me.
AngryLlama
Profile Joined September 2005
United States1227 Posts
July 18 2007 04:58 GMT
#27
haha finally, a good one
AcrossFiveJulys
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
United States3612 Posts
July 18 2007 05:04 GMT
#28
I didn't have the slightest interest in the iPhone, but if all that's true then there are alot of retarded people buying it. This is one of Maddox's better entried as of late. His old ones still own. My favorite was the "12 worst songs of the year." Rofl.
besiger
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
Croatia2452 Posts
July 18 2007 05:24 GMT
#29
the regressive party *against abortion, but for killing babies*

madoxx rules, if only he would update more often
A weak will coupled with delusions of grandeur
KOFgokuon
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States14899 Posts
July 18 2007 09:14 GMT
#30
lol
it's been a while, i've missed these
OverTheUnder
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States2929 Posts
July 18 2007 09:27 GMT
#31
On July 18 2007 13:42 Dave[9] wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 18 2007 13:39 travis wrote:
I thought this was pretty funny I think you are all just uptight.
Honor would be taking it up the ass and curing all diseases, damn how stupid can people get. -baal http://puertoricanbw.ytmnd.com/
[jOyO]
Profile Joined July 2006
United States920 Posts
July 18 2007 09:37 GMT
#32
On July 18 2007 13:43 {CC}StealthBlue wrote:
Nothing beats his children artwork piece. Motherfucking Gold that is.


WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT A HAIRY FIRETRUCK LOL/?!!
You must notta heard me PARTNA!
Vin{MBL}
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
5185 Posts
July 18 2007 09:45 GMT
#33
hahaha it was funny but his older stuff is alot better
Wasabi
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States3085 Posts
July 18 2007 09:51 GMT
#34
--- Nuked ---
Klogon
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
MURICA15980 Posts
July 18 2007 10:08 GMT
#35
On July 18 2007 12:28 AmorVincitOmnia wrote:
[image loading]


Haha yeah this was the highlight of it. But glad he's educating the masses that there are better phones out there.
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
July 18 2007 15:58 GMT
#36
Did anyone ever buy his book or comics? Maybe I should see if they have them at the Library.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
Energies
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
Australia3225 Posts
July 18 2007 18:30 GMT
#37
On July 19 2007 00:58 CharlieMurphy wrote:
Did anyone ever buy his book or comics? Maybe I should see if they have them at the Library.


I bought the alphabet of manliness, thats basically what it is. He starts from A and goes on, links each letter to some aspect of being manly and basically writes a chapter about it with some amusing pictures, it isn't as funny as his website imo.

-

Actually, I'll get the book and open a random passage and type it out for ya.


+ Show Spoiler +
U is for Urinal Etiquette.

IT NEVER FAILS TO SURPRISE ME when I use a public restroom and find guys who still don't know proper urinal etiquette. This hallowed code of bathroom ethics has been passed down from generation to generation. Yet in spite of this timeless honor code, some men---due to ignorance or malice----choose to break even the most basic of these as-of-yet-unspoken rules. Here's a primer for those of us who are still uninitiated in the ways of the Urinal.

Rule #1: Don't speak unless spoken to, and even then, don't speak.

You stand at a urinal for one purpose, and one purpose only: to piss. You should only have one thing coming out of any orifice on your body at any given time; if one hole is open, the other should be closed (Figure 1). (don't have a scanner, sorry). Leave the talking to politicians and woman (or in some unfortunate circumstances, woman politicians) Here's a phrase that will help you remember this rule: "HOLD YOUR PEACE WHILE YOU HOLD YOUR PIECE"


There is much more under each letter, I'm hungry. I let my food go cold for you.
"Everybody wanna be a bodybuilder but dont nobody wanna lift no heavy ass weight" - Ronnie Coleman.
Manit0u
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
Poland17350 Posts
July 18 2007 19:24 GMT
#38
On July 19 2007 03:30 Energies wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 19 2007 00:58 CharlieMurphy wrote:
Did anyone ever buy his book or comics? Maybe I should see if they have them at the Library.


I bought the alphabet of manliness, thats basically what it is. He starts from A and goes on, links each letter to some aspect of being manly and basically writes a chapter about it with some amusing pictures, it isn't as funny as his website imo.

-

Actually, I'll get the book and open a random passage and type it out for ya.


+ Show Spoiler +
U is for Urinal Etiquette.

IT NEVER FAILS TO SURPRISE ME when I use a public restroom and find guys who still don't know proper urinal etiquette. This hallowed code of bathroom ethics has been passed down from generation to generation. Yet in spite of this timeless honor code, some men---due to ignorance or malice----choose to break even the most basic of these as-of-yet-unspoken rules. Here's a primer for those of us who are still uninitiated in the ways of the Urinal.

Rule #1: Don't speak unless spoken to, and even then, don't speak.

You stand at a urinal for one purpose, and one purpose only: to piss. You should only have one thing coming out of any orifice on your body at any given time; if one hole is open, the other should be closed (Figure 1). (don't have a scanner, sorry). Leave the talking to politicians and woman (or in some unfortunate circumstances, woman politicians) Here's a phrase that will help you remember this rule: "HOLD YOUR PEACE WHILE YOU HOLD YOUR PIECE"


There is much more under each letter, I'm hungry. I let my food go cold for you.


At first I was wondering how come simple copy/pasting has taken you so long. Then "book" hit me
Time is precious. Waste it wisely.
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
July 18 2007 20:04 GMT
#39
wtf iphone is 500usd? fuck that shit
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