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On November 25 2009 00:54 DhakhaR wrote:Show nested quote +On November 25 2009 00:45 Rotodyne wrote:On November 25 2009 00:42 DhakhaR wrote:
The other day my mate picked up off some guy, and it smelled REALLY BAD. I'm personally not even sure it was weed, but it looked like weed (compressed shit), and usually if some asshole sells you not-weed its really obvious once you look at it. Anyway, it didn't seem to get us high, and the smell was just terrible, kind of like manure. It was darkish green/brown. we smoked a spliff of strongish skunk too so i cant be sure of the effects of the bad stuff, but i was wondering if you've ever encountered something like this before... whats the verdict? Looks like you got yourself some standard bricked mexican dirt weed! Usually tastes, looks, and smells like shit, and has very low THC content. :/ lucky he only picked up an 8th. It was in central London btw, and usually you either get good imported shit (from amsterdam, middle east, asia etc) or 'camden weed' which is a collection of garden herbs
Mexico... this guy is in London. I don't think mexican weed would get that popular..
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well one way to make sure it's at at least weed is to look for stems and seeds. unless you've got a really tricky dealer who puts pot seeds into his fake mix ;p
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About to smoke a few bowls of this Cali Kush, some of the nugs are photo worthy. I think I'll actually take one for you all to appreciate.
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On November 25 2009 03:35 fanatacist wrote:From my recent ounce: + Show Spoiler +MMMM FUZZIES Size comparison to a standard 20 bag. My new pipe bowl and smoking station <3
newports? really? newports..disappoint!
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On November 25 2009 03:55 Hypnosis wrote:newports? really? newports..disappoint!
I am a nigga at heart.
Working at that factory in redneck Virginia really fucked me up lol I can't really smoke anything but Newports anymore.
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Marlboro Reds. Man cigarettes, but, I prefer 27s myself. Reds are for when I want to go beat someone up or play a diabolical game of billiards.
I just laced my joint with hash and smoked my entire jar. It's gone =[ all my weed... I don't know if it had a name but I'd call it "good ass shit that got me stoned today" weed.
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On November 25 2009 03:35 fanatacist wrote:From my recent ounce: + Show Spoiler +MMMM FUZZIES Size comparison to a standard 20 bag. My new pipe bowl and smoking station <3
I'm diggin your piece dude. Treat her well
(weed being extremely good goes without say)
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On November 25 2009 01:01 FonzeXD wrote:Show nested quote +On November 25 2009 00:54 DhakhaR wrote:On November 25 2009 00:45 Rotodyne wrote:On November 25 2009 00:42 DhakhaR wrote:
The other day my mate picked up off some guy, and it smelled REALLY BAD. I'm personally not even sure it was weed, but it looked like weed (compressed shit), and usually if some asshole sells you not-weed its really obvious once you look at it. Anyway, it didn't seem to get us high, and the smell was just terrible, kind of like manure. It was darkish green/brown. we smoked a spliff of strongish skunk too so i cant be sure of the effects of the bad stuff, but i was wondering if you've ever encountered something like this before... whats the verdict? Looks like you got yourself some standard bricked mexican dirt weed! Usually tastes, looks, and smells like shit, and has very low THC content. :/ lucky he only picked up an 8th. It was in central London btw, and usually you either get good imported shit (from amsterdam, middle east, asia etc) or 'camden weed' which is a collection of garden herbs Mexico... this guy is in London. I don't think mexican weed would get that popular..
Hahah, didn't see his location, but he definitely has the UK equivalent.
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On November 25 2009 10:08 Romance_us wrote:I'm diggin your piece dude. Treat her well (weed being extremely good goes without say)
Thanks bro n_n just got it a few days ago to replace my stolen salamander bowl ):<
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Wow, hit a bong for the first time yesterday, it hits way better then fucking home-mades.
I got the highest ive ever fucking gotten and thats 3+ years of smoking from time to time. I was smoking all week then my dealer pulls out the bong I was just thinking in my mind ( O SHIT ) his dad bought it for him and I thought I was talking to god I smoked so much lol. We went through 2 ounces with me, my dealer, and a friend.
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LOL the director of "Home Alone" is named "Chris Columbus" HAHAHAHA
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lol true stoner comment ^
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2 ounces?? fuck, reminds me of a time last summer.
*incoming wall of text*
me and my stoner buddy were going on a trip to vancouver for the summer, to see some old friends(we both used to live there before we even knew eachother) and get out of town and all that jazz. his friends friend we were were going to stay with said we could only stay on one condition: to smoke the most and best weed with him that we've ever smoked. now I wouldn't say it was the best stuff, but holy fuck we were high 24/7. after smoking an ounce between 4-5 of us, we decided to go down the block to a park and smoke some more. so we get there, and one chick that was hanging with us was drunk as well, so I don't know if it was the weed and/or booze, but she was puking like fuck, and laughing maniacally, to the point where it was scary. So a few minutes later, after smoking yet another blunt 3/4-1 inches wide we heard sirens coming down the road in our direction. assuming they were coming to break up our little session, we started just fucking booking it. one kid with us was so out of it he didn't even know where to go, and started running the wrong way. so we call him over to follow us(or should I say my friends friend, I had no fucking clue where we were going either), and we get to a dead end, or close to it. the fucking massive wooden fence is 6+ feet tall, with no where to put your feet on to climb it. I fucking could not handle this. 1 by 1, friends are jumping the fence as the cops start to close in, BUT I COULD NOT FUCKING ACTIVATE MY MUSCLES. they wouldnt do what I told them to do anymore! this is obviously because at this point that was the most amount of weed Ive ever smoked in that short of time, but I had no clue what to do. I could raise my arms, put them on the top of the fence, but not fucking flex a muscle. I am by no means fat or overweight, I am probably about 165lbs and 6'1" or so. I stood there for a few seconds trying to remember how to use my arm muscles, and after deciding I wasn't going to be able to do it, I just start trying to flop myself over the fence like a retarded fish. I could hear the shouts of the cops at this point, so I did one last running flop, trying to throw all my weight over the top of the fence. thank god I was always one of the best students in high jump in high school, because I hit the top and started to teeter back to my own side, but not before a friend caught me and started pulling me towards him. after flopping the fence we were much closer to home, probably 1-2 houses down. I dont remember much after that other than sitting out back of the house on a lawn chair trying to contemplate what just happened.
also, while down there we went to the aquarium baked, WHICH WAS FUCKING AMAAAAAAAAAAAZING!
seriously, go do it. we were watching the sharks and aligators and sea otters and shit and everything was just fucking sweet. i cant really elaborate much more on it lol.
and now, since I don't have class till 12pm tomorrow, it's time to blaze!
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actually, for the small length of time I have been smoking for, I have quite a bit of 'stories'.
On November 25 2009 15:49 fanatacist wrote:
lol true stoner comment ^
so true haha.
I loves my pipe
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Named it Gloomy, can you guess why?
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Well, It's a badass pipe and you're story reminds me of one I had high lol... ( prepare for blob of text too )
So I was about 11 years old at the time and me and my friends just got done smoking a nice amount of Marijuana, like 4 grams. I was feeling all bad ass and at that time it was one of my best highs, better then my first defiantly (thats another story). So, us being really stoned, we decide to go to wal-mart and fuck around with the manager because hes cool and hes sold my friend bud before lol. As we get out the wal-mart about to go to the 7-11 we see a cop turn at the parking lot, he was a state trooper, the most gayest of them all so I told my friends to be a bit alert. Now as we were crossing the street to go to the 7-11 my friend fucking J walks in front of the cop and me being stoned I just said nothing, then the cop rolled down the window and called my friend a " Stupid Punk " and now my friend was stupid enough to reply with " Shutup cock sucker " then we heard the sirens and me and my 2 friends jetted into the 7-11 while the other one was like a ninja and went into the apartments where me and my friends were spending the night. Now what we do is we run into the 7-11 even though I keep on reminding my friends that its going to be obvious that we are in there and should hang by the side instead and as the cops goes in we book it again, but no, they have to be high/paranoid as fuck -_-. Now my friend Jamale goes in the restroom and acts like hes taking a shit, while me and Chris were trying to act normal buying a slushy. Now the cop comes in there mad as fuck and says " WHERE IS THE LITTLE BITCH " and my friend Chris strategically rats him out. Jamale could hear it too because we were so close lmfao... Now the cop marches in where Jamale is at and yells and calls him a punk about 15 times, and by now me and Chris are debating if we should book it or stay there. We agreed that staying there was what we should do. Now I'm saying " Fuck dude I've already gotten arrested wtf am I going to do my dad is gona rip off my nut sac dude " then I hear the cop come out, Jamale is is Smiling and the cop is walking out the store, now I'm walking with the cop doing some praying type of shit with my hands telling him how much he is bad ass and I never knew state troopers were so awesome and hes like " What ever kid, don't let me catch you out this late again " ( It was past curfew, that was the reason we ran in the first place ) Now Jamale is over there yelling at Chris for ratting him out while I'm buying some munchies, then we all go back to the apartment, smoke 2 fattys, talk about the whole incident, and pass out =D.
O, also, just a note, my friend Thought the cop was some 19 y/o trying to be badass lol.It's hard to notice the state troopers in Texas at night also.,
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lol you were 11? that's like me trying to imagine my little brother in that position...
oh god. i wonder if he does smoke now? ._.
i replied in your thread in strategy as well monstah.
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Once I was at a pub with a couple friends just having a few pints, when this random alsatian comes and sits down right next to our table and just sits there staring at us. We start petting it and stuff and it doesn't react at all, soon after this guy comes over and says "he smells it on you". We were like "what?" and he said "I'm a cop and this is a police dog, he smells the drugs in your pocket and he doesn't like it". Turns out the guy had just come off duty (police station was just down the street) but he basically told us to fuck off and we got the hell out of there before losing our weed and getting in trouble :D
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"Just had a brilliant thought... Weed stimulates brain cells no? SO, with enough weed within ones system they they beginning thinking fast, this has also called "skipping a thought". Now maybe humans are too small a creature to have that much weed in our body and not knocked the fuck out. SO, I'm thinkin', and go with me here. But I think if we got whales (preferably killer whales) really fucking stoned, like way more than a human could ever be, maybe just maybe the whales could predict the future for us... that'd be the shizzam apple sauce."
Wow... I was really fucking high when I posted that, and I was at school, the guy who sat behind me was like "wtf?".
Still sounds like a good idea though, anyone want to try?
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