On November 26 2009 00:02 jello_biafra wrote: Once I was at a pub with a couple friends just having a few pints, when this random alsatian comes and sits down right next to our table and just sits there staring at us. We start petting it and stuff and it doesn't react at all, soon after this guy comes over and says "he smells it on you". We were like "what?" and he said "I'm a cop and this is a police dog, he smells the drugs in your pocket and he doesn't like it". Turns out the guy had just come off duty (police station was just down the street) but he basically told us to fuck off and we got the hell out of there before losing our weed and getting in trouble :D
First of all, those are the most epic "high" experiences i've read in a while.. this is part of the reason why teamliquid is so badass :D but the one quoted above was fucking hilarious. here's my story..
Last 4/20, you already know the deal. Me and my college roomate (we were high school friends) had pledged the previous semester for a fraternity and we started smoking here and there together in our room after pledging was done and one of the bros sold bud. Our R.A. was fucking so chill, she didn't even mention the horrid smells everyone knew about whenever we sparked up (we live in an "asian" dorm on campus, one of those special things since Im half vietnamese and my roomate was vietnamese). On 4/20, me and him smoked about 6 blunts between us of some nice jack/headies. We then proceeded to go to the fraternity house and visit some of the bros n celebrate. We had about another 3 there between 5-6 people. In total that day, I smoked at least 12 blunts. So when it was getting dark, I went out for a cigarette with my friend. He goes back inside, and I flick my cigarette, leaning in the corner of the front steps, telling myself that I just needed a minute. I end up waking up with my jaw numb and hands/fingers numb too. I open my eyes, scratch the floor - and found out I had passed out and fell face forward down the three steps. I went back inside and said "WHAT THE FUCK I THINK I PASSED OUT!" and all of them were like "what the fuckkk!?" and said "is that marker?". I ask "what are u talking about?" Then he points to his face and I knew it was bad news. I go in the bathroom and look in the mirror to see a huge scratch/burn from the cement on my face. I couldnt' feel anything of course, I was too high. I think I still have the scar from it, but that was my 4/20 ^_^
I had a similar experience. I don't usually smoke weed, but this was after my chemistry exam so I decided what the hell, might as well hit a joint with a couple of my floormates. I'm a casual cigarette smoker so after taking like 3-4 big hits of the joint, i pulled out a couple smokes. Turns out this was a fukin baaaddd idea.
I couldn't even walk properly afterwards. At the entrance way, we needed to show our cards to get back into res and I literally passed out. It was horrible. I don't even remember making my way back to my room.
Let's just say I keep those two separate. it was such a bad experience
On November 26 2009 01:29 ProbeSaturation wrote: In reply to Quoc above,
I had a similar experience. I don't usually smoke weed, but this was after my chemistry exam so I decided what the hell, might as well hit a joint with a couple of my floormates. I'm a casual cigarette smoker so after taking like 3-4 big hits of the joint, i pulled out a couple smokes. Turns out this was a fukin baaaddd idea.
I couldn't even walk properly afterwards. At the entrance way, we needed to show our cards to get back into res and I literally passed out. It was horrible. I don't even remember making my way back to my room.
Let's just say I keep those two separate. it was such a bad experience
So basically you've never had any weed and you confess that you took too many hits yet you blame the weed ? You just greened out, get over it.
On November 26 2009 01:29 ProbeSaturation wrote: In reply to Quoc above,
I had a similar experience. I don't usually smoke weed, but this was after my chemistry exam so I decided what the hell, might as well hit a joint with a couple of my floormates. I'm a casual cigarette smoker so after taking like 3-4 big hits of the joint, i pulled out a couple smokes. Turns out this was a fukin baaaddd idea.
I couldn't even walk properly afterwards. At the entrance way, we needed to show our cards to get back into res and I literally passed out. It was horrible. I don't even remember making my way back to my room.
Let's just say I keep those two separate. it was such a bad experience
So basically you've never had any weed and you confess that you took too many hits yet you blame the weed ? You just greened out, get over it.
Also, hitting my Jaebong atm. Feels good man!
LOL JaeBong XD!
Well, since everyone is talking about their most intense "high" experience(INCOMING!! BRICKS OF TEXT!):
On 4/20, two 4/20s ago, it was like my 2nd/3rd time smoking weed in 17 years of living my human life. I was with 3 friends and my cousin, who was a complete virgin at weed. Out of my other 3 friends, 2 of them had a "break" from weed that lasted like a year. The last guy was some jock we were using to get weed for us band kids, so, he was already extremely tolerant of weed(I didn't know who it was at the time though). We drive around in my town car and go to the dealers house for the first time ever, buying 3 joints of the smelliest weed she had. We then go to my "spot" which was my other cousins old house which I endearingly named "The abandoned house." Back in the day of barely smoking, you really didn't want people to know(or see) so we had to be extremely secretive and the best place I found was the Abandoned house which was walking distance from my house and completely secluded from society. After leaving the dealers, all 5 of us go to the abandoned house and tap the ganja spirit. We spark up one joint, letting the jock light it for us, and we stand in a circle and smoke weed(this was the first time I hungout with friends to just smoke weed, so, standing in a circle and waiting was somewhat odd). After taking a few hits, the cough was unbearable so I passed it and, out of nowhere, the high kicks in. The back of my head feels really, really tingly and good and I had the feeling that everyone was spinning. Out of the 5 people only 1 was tolerant of weed and therefore didn't really trip hardcore, BUT, since there were 4 people who hadn't smoked in their entire life or had gone on a break, the jock went on contact highs. One of my friends thought he was still in an old relationship and started calling his ex and putting her on speaker and telling her "ARE YOU HIGH?!" only to have her hang up in utter confusion. My cousin would sit in the corner and hum to himself, the jock needed to sharpen his knife so he drew many swastikas on the walls, my other friend had an itch on his knuckles and thought punching the wall would cure it. I seemed to be really, really hot so I would run outside randomly to "get fresh air" and run back in, only to run back out because I was running out of "stored fresh air." We were all praising a God named Shamballa who would cure the AIDs virus to prove that he existed(I had no idea where the word "Shamballa" was thrown into the conversation). We were all going on good trips, but, the jock then said "can you take me home?"
While I was high, I processed the request of taking the jock back home(which was all across town). The 'processing' was so intense that I felt like the sun exploded and it became REALLY hot all of a sudden. This is when the bad trip started.We all got into the car and I sat in the drivers seat for an hour just saying "it's really hot, where's the air condition?" and "I don't think I can drive dudesssssss" even though the air condition was full blast and we had the car on. After an hour of trying to convince me, I finally put the car in drive and start moving the vehicle... oh shit. I felt like my tires were melting and that the car would get stuck into the road sometimes. My cousin said my leg was swinging left to right and that it was scaring him. We stopped at a store to get burgers and, to our limited knowledge, we didn't have ANY money so when the lady came up to us and gave us the burgers she says "$7.50" we all looked at each other like "so you got it?" We had to call someones parents, but, while we were eating the burgers, everyone in the store was looking at us. My cousin was taking the burger apart, the jock was laughing his ass off, I thought I was a parrot and had many many images of moldy pizza shoot into my mind randomly, so, I was just lying on the table next to my burger, my other friend thought he was entitled to TWO burgers and was guarding the 2nd like an untamed animal. We were all going on separate but equal trips and it was really noticeable. We then spend another hour sitting outside the store, waiting for the sun to stop exploding and, once I was calmed down enough, they convinced me to take them to the Observatory nearby. I can't remember how I drove but I imagined it must have been pretty erratic because a cop ends up following us from near the store all the way to the observatory. When we park, the cop passes by, but, goes around the block and then parks in front of my car. He gets off and sees all of us and asks who was the driver. I raise my hand and he was like "sir, who was the one who gave this man(and he pointed at my cousin) weed?" We all looked at each other, surprised, but, my cousin was like "Um, sir, I'm not high" and the cop interrupts my cousin and yells "YES YOU ARE I CAN SMELL IT ON YOU FROM MY SQUAD CAR!" The jock was the one with the two joints, so, we were all clean except him. The cop then pulls my cousin away and interrogates him and then the cop waves to us "goodbye and take care!" and then leaves. My cousin was probably the most innocent puppy-looking person on the planet and we were all high and the jock had the weed and I had a weed beanie on that my girlfriend gave me and he still singled out my cousin.
Cops these days. We were lucky he didn't give us all public intoxication charges.
I HIGHLY recommend listening to these two songs when you've just hit a lil somethin somethin up =)
Tiesto - Elements of Life (Airbase Remix)
extremely good trance song, some of you may have heard the original but trust me this remix blows it away. when i listen to this high, puts me into a trance guaranteed
Showtek - Dutchie
This doesn't have quite the same effect on me, but hey, the songs dedicated to smokin kush so give it a listen =)
I got my Prop 215 card last week, which is medical herb card here in California. I think I am in heaven, the dispensaries just have like 30-50 kinds of premo dank to choose from :D
EPT
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