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Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36379 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-12-12 22:06:01
December 12 2006 22:03 GMT
#1
Marmaduke is a newspaper comic strip drawn by Brad Anderson from 1954 to the present day. The strip was created by Anderson, with help from Phil Leeming (1955-1962) and later Dorothy Leeming (1963-1969). The strip revolves around the Winslow family and their Great Dane, Marmaduke.

Basically, its boring and campy. But...

A guy, Joe Mathlete, decided to start a fansite where he explains today's Marmaduke in 500 words or less.

http://marmadukeexplained.blogspot.com/

A few samples below:

Tuesday, December 12th, 2006
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Marmaduke is an asshole.

Monday, December 11th, 2006
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Marmaduke receives oversized Christmas cards from the marketing arms of Woofs, Barfoo, and several other popular dog food conglomerates every year (in addition to numerous other seasonal greetings from unknown, possibly non-corporate acquaintances). He then displays said cards on the outside of his doghouse, primarily to fuck with his owner-couple, who are virtually friendless after years of Marmaduke's arbitrary rampages.

Sunday, December 10, 2006
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Marmaduke is plotting a bit of quaint, 1940s-level yuletide date rape.

Thursday, December 07, 2006
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Marmaduke, like Michael Jackson and Michelle Tanner before him, has vastly eclipsed the other members of his family in terms of popularity.

Wednesday, December 06, 2006
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Marmaduke has responded to his owner-lady's poultry-based holiday dinner menu with threats of Hitchcockian animal-rights activism. Owner-Lady regrets her candor.

they are hilarious.
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pyrogenetix
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
China5098 Posts
December 12 2006 22:10 GMT
#2
dude this fucking owns

i like his slogan "in 500 words or less"
Yea that looks just like Kang Min... amazing game sense... and uses mind games well, but has the micro of a washed up progamer.
Flaccid
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
8845 Posts
December 12 2006 22:31 GMT
#3
The worst part used to be the 'Dog Gone Funny' stories at the end of the weekend strip.
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy
epidion
Profile Joined November 2004
United States316 Posts
December 12 2006 23:14 GMT
#4
hahahaha!
http://www.proxiteam.net
testpat
Profile Joined November 2003
United States565 Posts
December 13 2006 00:04 GMT
#5
Thx hot_bid this actually makes the strip worth reading.

Someone should take it on themselves to apply the same "500 words or less" to explain random tl net postings.
Suppose I don't know taste of common salt & I want to know it.
Wysp
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
Canada2299 Posts
December 13 2006 03:10 GMT
#6
i had a book of marmaduke comics that i enjoyed when i was 10. I think its atleast keaps and bounds above Garfield...
an overdeveloped sense of self preservation
CC Rider
Profile Joined September 2006
289 Posts
December 13 2006 03:14 GMT
#7
That is hilarious. It would work well with Family Circus or any other really shitty comics too.
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
December 13 2006 05:21 GMT
#8
Like Doonseberry or whatever that bullshit is. The worst part about that comic is not that the stories are lame and boring but that the drawings look like shit.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
sweatpants
Profile Joined April 2006
United States940 Posts
December 13 2006 05:26 GMT
#9
Wow at Dec. 06. So this guy is clever.
Perfect. Plays low-econ, high-econ, plays orthodox, plays funky, plays Mozart, plays Run-DMC. Micro, macro, strategy, management, fundamentals, and balls the size of Brazil. He plays Zerg the way the Xel Naga intended - like a ball of mercury. -HonestTea
gLyo
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
United States2410 Posts
December 13 2006 07:31 GMT
#10
On December 13 2006 14:21 CharlieMurphy wrote:
Like Doonseberry or whatever that bullshit is. The worst part about that comic is not that the stories are lame and boring but that the drawings look like shit.


If you don't like Doonesbury.. I don't know what to tell you. It's a classic, and it is consistently funnier than most of the other strips I see. The humor is always sharp and topical, and the drawings are really very good, just stylized.
http://benisonline.com
useLess
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
United States4781 Posts
December 13 2006 07:39 GMT
#11
Psychoanalysis on Garfield:
http://permanent-monday.blogspot.com/

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"Jon's father is such a dyed-in-the-wool hayseed that he can only think of women as breeding stock, and on top of that, absurdly evaluates them using livestock-judging criteria. That's solid enough, but elevating the primary gag is Jon's bored here-we-go-again response. In panel 2, he suddenly remembers his father is insane. His expression in the remaining panels is that of a man disappointed: with his father, and with himself, for thinking for those fleeting seconds that this conversation could be normal. He was calling his father for approval, because he has finally achieved modest success in a basic area of human life, and all he got was a white slavery joke.

Garfield, too, lets us know he understands the joke of the senior Arbuckle's questions. But since he has no vested interest in Jon's dad's reaction, Garfield instead responds to Jon's weary disgust. And it makes him happy. These things matter to cats."


And then the Garfield strip randomizer:
http://hygraed.googlepages.com/garfield.html

TL.net needs to catch up with the rest of the internets.
Moonlight Shadow
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