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KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States44288 Posts
January 03 2014 22:05 GMT
#2161
You'd need somewhere to keep the dogs and some way of stopping them from turning on each other or forming sub packs (120 is a lot of dogs for a single pack) and some way of getting the uncle in there without the dogs all escaping or whatever. We're looking at some kind of arena/pit big enough for 120 dogs, along with kennel facilities and ways to get them in and out safely. You gotta look at this as a logistical exercise.
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TheFish7
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
United States2824 Posts
January 03 2014 22:08 GMT
#2162
Yea I heard his aides were fired out of a cannon. Who knows.
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PassiveAce
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States18076 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-01-03 22:14:10
January 03 2014 22:11 GMT
#2163
I still think its possible from a practical perspective, I mean if they can make nukes then they can probably figure this out.
If your point is that it is just wildly impractical and a huge unnecessary money sink then I would agree with you :p
Your right tho, its probably bullshit. who would really go through all that trouble. It would be like building a whole shark tank just to throw one guy into it.
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Zooper31
Profile Joined May 2009
United States5713 Posts
January 03 2014 22:17 GMT
#2164
Guys, guys, hes crazy. Not Dr. Evil crazy.
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PassiveAce
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States18076 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-01-03 22:20:53
January 03 2014 22:19 GMT
#2165
nvm lol
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mainerd
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States347 Posts
January 03 2014 22:22 GMT
#2166
It's not that crazy imo.

+ Show Spoiler +


Skip a meal or two and voila, you've got a pack of starving dogs. I wouldn't be surprised if they kept a large amount of dogs for use at their concentration camps. They would likely be experienced at killing and eating humans there.
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Reaper9
Profile Joined January 2010
United States1724 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-01-04 00:03:16
January 04 2014 00:00 GMT
#2167
...In wars packs of wolves/dogs would devour corpses, and gain a taste for human flesh. As did the rats. So I imagine it would not be hard to just feed the dogs corpses from the concentration camps... Also the Romans had something more interesting but disgusting... Spraying their victims with female animal pheromones in an arena... Google at your own risk.
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zatic
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Zurich15366 Posts
January 04 2014 00:02 GMT
#2168
It just seems sooooo much something a comic book evil overlord would do that it can't be real.
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Reaper9
Profile Joined January 2010
United States1724 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-01-04 00:11:51
January 04 2014 00:06 GMT
#2169
Injecting people with mercury directly into the bloodstream so you rot inside out(thank my Chinese ancestors)quartering with 4 horses to pull the victim into many pieces... Iron maiden, torture rack... Flaming bull... Death by being buried and then putting sugar trail for ants to your mouth...humans have countless horrifying ways to end lives. In a dystopia such as North Korea, which grows apple trees using humans as fertilizers, and executing those and their entire family for not taking a complete body shot of the great leader... I'm sure death by dog isn't too surreal.
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sUgArMaNiAc
Profile Joined March 2013
Australia110 Posts
January 04 2014 01:37 GMT
#2170
Don't they eat dogs? So the dogs that get a crack at the humans would be pissed off and truly bloodthirsty?
No luck catching those swans then?
Meepman
Profile Joined December 2009
Canada610 Posts
January 04 2014 02:00 GMT
#2171
On January 04 2014 09:02 zatic wrote:
It just seems sooooo much something a comic book evil overlord would do that it can't be real.



Aren't most evil comic book characters actually based on North Korea and it's government?????
ZeaL.
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States5955 Posts
January 04 2014 02:16 GMT
#2172
You just need a week or so.
Step 1: Order your men to scour pyongyong for dogs and capture them.
Step 2: Execute traitors to the throne and house the dogs in their residences.
Step 3: Feed them nothing but the traitors for a few days.
Step 4: Stop feeding for three days
Step 5: Voila! You are ready to execute your uncle by dog pack!
TriO
Profile Joined July 2011
United States421 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-01-04 03:33:00
January 04 2014 03:24 GMT
#2173
Were you guys born yesterday? This type of shit isn't even surprising to me or anything anymore in general. They do this alot in 3rd world countries and even first world countries. I mean not like 120 dogs type shit that's overkill, but a few weeks ago in italy some mafia/mobster fed a rival of his to his pigs.
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Ljas
Profile Joined July 2012
Finland725 Posts
January 04 2014 04:03 GMT
#2174
There are zero sources for this claim outside this Chinese Communist Party's newspaper. Other newspapers from the area reported completely different methods, too.
Randomaccount#77123
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States5003 Posts
January 04 2014 07:09 GMT
#2175
--- Nuked ---
furymonkey
Profile Joined December 2008
New Zealand1587 Posts
January 06 2014 21:48 GMT
#2176
Just in case people still think he was killed by a packed of hungry dogs, the original Hong Kong media that ran the news has one of the lowest credibility in HK, plus the fact that non of news agency in SK ran that story is pretty big telling that it's just made up rumors.

In another news, Kim Jong-un aunt, wife of the executed Jang Song-Thaek (By firing squad according to SK intels), died.
Most likely due to heart failure considered her history of ill health.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2534722/Is-Kim-Jong-Uns-aunt-dead-Reports-claim-wife-recently-executed-uncle-suffered-fatal-heart-attack-committed-suicide.html
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AnachronisticAnarchy
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States2957 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-01-06 22:17:27
January 06 2014 22:14 GMT
#2177
On January 04 2014 09:02 zatic wrote:
It just seems sooooo much something a comic book evil overlord would do that it can't be real.

Maybe it's so charming to him because it's such a cliche, like hunting using a bow and arrow or eating popcorn at a movie theater. I mean, putting someone down Blofeld-style has its charms, assuming one is prone to enjoying murders.
Also, don't forget Kim Jong Un is a megalomaniac of a kid who can do anything he wants, in a country where there have been 2 prior megalomaniacs who did anything they wanted, no matter how insane or cruel or wasteful or flippant. I could envision something like this being built somewhere along the line.
It's very probable that this story is real. Having said that, it's also very probable this is complete bullshit.

edit: He says having not read the post right above his. I guess this story is bullshit, then.
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white_horse
Profile Joined July 2010
1019 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-01-07 03:21:17
January 07 2014 03:21 GMT
#2178
On January 04 2014 10:37 sUgArMaNiAc wrote:
Don't they eat dogs? So the dogs that get a crack at the humans would be pissed off and truly bloodthirsty?


Unlike what so many westerners think, few koreans actually eat dog. Of those that do, it's not a regular staple. And further of those that do, only certain breeds are used for food.
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Dogfoodboy16
Profile Joined October 2013
364 Posts
January 07 2014 04:03 GMT
#2179
Rodman is partying with Kim for Un's birthday. North Korea cant be that bad.


Caihead
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
Canada8550 Posts
January 07 2014 06:40 GMT
#2180
On January 07 2014 13:03 Dogfoodboy16 wrote:
Rodman is partying with Kim for Un's birthday. North Korea cant be that bad.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyD6rj5Iiqg


Is that filter a stylistic choice or was this filmed with film that's been degrading for a couple decades?
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