I think the topic says almost everything. In my opinion, these types of movies, like the recent The Immortals, are the best types of movies to watch with friends, as they make the most hilarious conversation. If you've ever seen movies like MegaShark vs Giant Octopus, you'd know what I mean. So anyways, I'm open to all recommendations
It makes a 3d video game from 1997 look like it has good special effects. They have like the same 3 presumably stock videos of a dinosaur standing there roaring while the Navy seals shoot at it(illustrated with sounds and edited in red splotches).
The original Planet of the Apes. The monkey people riding horses..wielding assault rifles with no clips..I don't even know man. I laughed my whole way through it with my cousin.
It's embarrassing to admit, but I enjoyed that movie when i was 12. I cried when the guy got crushed and they were talking to him through the camera or whatever. My memory is a bit foggy, but it seemed really tragic to me at the time.
On December 06 2011 09:47 Dark_Chill wrote: I think the topic says almost everything. In my opinion, these types of movies, like the recent The Immortals, are the best types of movies to watch with friends, as they make the most hilarious conversation. If you've ever seen movies like MegaShark vs Giant Octopus, you'd know what I mean. So anyways, I'm open to all recommendations
btw i would like to disagree with you about Immortals, i thought it was a pretty solid movie. Action was great and special effects were awesome
I used to love it as a kid, but after trying to watch the movie Kaazam for nostalgic effect, I realized that it was awful. If you need anything more to prove how awful it is in addition to the fact that Shaq is a rapping genie, just watch this clip:
Rocky Horror Picture Show Omega Doom (its like yojimbo/fistfulofdollars/lastmanstanding/thewarriorandthesorceress/sukiyakiwesterndjango with robots) In Time (needs a laugh track otherwise it is just really bad)
He pays for, writes, and produces like most of them. They are so funny, because they are so terrible. He always makes himself into like some badass character that all the other characters talk about the whole movie. OMFG and he is so out of shape. Here are just a couple of the gems. There are like 30+
It is such a bad movie, that by thinking "What would be the worst thing that could happen in the plot right now?" I was able to predict nearly every single twist and turn in the plot.
It is the second worst movie I've ever seen; only M Night Shymalan's The Last Airbender was worse.
If you're looking for a movie that is hilariously bad, watch Ben and Arthur.
It's a little NSFW; there's a (horrible) sex scene, but other than that one scene and some swearing, its fine.
On December 06 2011 10:27 cursor wrote: any Steven Seagal movie since like 2000
He pays for, writes, and produces like most of them. They are so funny, because they are so terrible. He always makes himself into like some badass character that all the other characters talk about the whole movie. OMFG and he is so out of shape. Here are just a couple of the gems. There are like 30+
hours of fucking comedy bro. promise.
Steven Seagal is one of the kings of one-liners. I agree with watching his movies any time you're in the mood for comedy gold.
This was made two years AFTER Star Wars and tries so hard and yet fails so hard.
It has David Hasselhoff, Caroline Munroe in a space bikini, a giant amazon robot, a Texan accent robot, killer red, blobby lights that takes out a ship?, tinfoil military suits, and some of the lamest special effects you've seen. (I still can't believe they managed to rope Christopher Plummer in for this.) Really, you all owe it to yourselves to see it. I first saw it in high school and someone had put the warning label as: Warning this film sucks.
I'm a big fan of Norbit for just such a movie. And while it's not really bad, Besieged Fortress is a bizarre documentary/ disaster movie about the war between a colony of termites and a colony of ants that's fun to watch with friends and say "wtf?"
The best part is with every single one of these movies, all the producers and stuff were sitting around a round table watching the finished project and saying "you know what, people are going to love this."
The Shaft. A "horror" movie about a killer elevator that is way to much inadvertent comedy gold. An actual line of dialogue - "I'm no hero, I'm just an elevator repairman."
On December 06 2011 10:56 Pyskee wrote: The best part is with every single one of these movies, all the producers and stuff were sitting around a round table watching the finished project and saying "you know what, people are going to love this."
Agreed! Does anyone know of any real life "Producers" moment when the opposite happened? I would love to see that movie knowing what was happening behind it.
On December 06 2011 10:56 Pyskee wrote: The best part is with every single one of these movies, all the producers and stuff were sitting around a round table watching the finished project and saying "you know what, people are going to love this."
I haven't seen the actual video, but I watched a documentary on Troll 2 and it was just amazing that to this day the director thought everyone else did not get the art he made. (Well that and the lady who played the mom- turns out she's a liiiitttle mentally unstable or something. Oblivious might be the better word.)
But that's one of things that makes most of these films so endearing. The producer/ director was genuinely trying to make good movie and yet they are just extremely incompetent. Films made to be so bad they're funny aren't nearly so interesting and neither are poor films simply because the director is a hack. Nor for that matter big budget films that people hop on the anti-fan wagon.
Truly, the best ones are limited in budget and they are just so genuine and yet so exceedingly bad.
On December 06 2011 10:56 Binky1842 wrote: mortal kombat, from 1995 terrible, but so entertaining
terrible? my favorite movie since i saw it and it still has the #1 theme song in my opinion
I dont really know though <_< I don't really watch bad movies enough. I'd say terminator 2 but that's amazing. But I guess there's a bad schwartzenegger movie somewhere even though he's my favorite actor
Anyone who hasn't seen this, get a beer and some friends, have a conversation, play a game of cards or something, and put this movie on. Enjoy one of your best nights ever.
Late 80's Exploitation film staring Richard Roundtree (shaft) and famous Cleveland Brown's running back Jim Brown. Perfect movie for getting around with some friends and getting wasted and just laughing your ass off.
On December 06 2011 11:15 MAMMALIA wrote: cant forget the lord of the ring trilogy
Trololololo. :S However, has anyone seen the Bashiok Lord of the Rings version? That one is pretty poor in my mind, but not like Troll 2, Star Crash, or for that matter The Room- "Oh hai Mark."
On December 06 2011 11:28 coplice_ wrote: Battle Royale, a japanese movie, you will laugh if you watch it with friends.
Watched this yesterday with my brother. Hilariously dumb. I kept shaking my head and would always say "these kids are dumb I would do _____ instead of _____."
A low budget zombie film set in New Zealand. Directed by Peter Jackson (from lord of the rings). The special effects and acting are all terrible, but it's a funny movie to watch.
1957 SciFi film, keep in mind during those days the actors never saw the monsters when filming only after the movie was finished and usually only in film's opening night. The head of the studio to save money outsourced the monster creation to Mexico.
The audience laughed when the monster was finally revealed and the lead actor was said to have sneaked off while the movie was playing he was that embarrassed. If only the studio head had not been worried about money then it would have been a cool 50's SciFi film, yet the monster makes it idiotic but hilarious to watch.
Only Hell Could Breed the Giant Gila Monster. Black and white movie about a giant lizard which terrorizes a town until this guy suicides his car with... well I won't spoil it ;
There is a movie called, "One Tough Bastard." I watched it during the middle of the night on non-cable tv back in the 90's with my little brother. I guess we watched the whole thing because he was One Tough Bastard..
On December 06 2011 11:28 coplice_ wrote: Battle Royale, a japanese movie, you will laugh if you watch it with friends.
Watched this yesterday with my brother. Hilariously dumb. I kept shaking my head and would always say "these kids are dumb I would do _____ instead of _____."
My, times have changed. I remember in the early 2000's (has it been 10 years already?!?!) when word spread about this movie everyone was praising it to the skies. Tarantino was such a fan of it he got one of the actresses to play GoGo in Kill Bill.
I watched it recently and it doesn't hold up anymore. It's more comical than when I first saw it. I guess we as viewers have become more sophisticated?
I second this. I bought it on dvd and have not looked back. The cover art is among the most grossly misleading things in the world but it's simply amazing.
Currently in Ghana there is an explosion in the cinematic arts scene. This is one of Ghana's recent gems, '2016'. I cant say the movie is funny to watch as I have never seen it, but I have seen the trailer a million times now and wish I could find somewhere to view it.
Movies like Big Trouble in Little China were delibrately made to be the way they were.
One of my favorites from the so bad its good genre is the Core: + Show Spoiler +
Everyone should check it out, it's filled with science so fake to the point where it where they it looks like they didnt even try to tie it into reality anymore
On December 06 2011 13:34 EvilTeletubby wrote: I'm pleasantly surprised to see Killer Clowns From Outer Space mentioned 3 times already in this thread. I'm so proud of you guys.
There are a lot of movies deliberately made bad as part of the humor (Black Dynamite, Big Trouble in Little China, Kung Pow, ect.), but I'm surprised no one has mentioned Predator or other Arnold centric action flicks. Those along with movies like Starship troopers are pretty much authentic cheesy B movies.
On December 06 2011 12:53 elmizzt wrote: Star Wars Holiday Special. Those of you who have seen this, you know exactly what I'm talking about.
I thought about it. But it's not really it's so bad, it's good. It's just it's so bad, it's really, really horrendously aweful. Irritatingly bad. I've tried watching it a few times, but listening to Wookies howl and yammer back and forth just grates too much.
On December 06 2011 12:53 elmizzt wrote: Star Wars Holiday Special. Those of you who have seen this, you know exactly what I'm talking about.
I thought about it. But it's not really it's so bad, it's good. It's just it's so bad, it's really, really horrendously aweful. Irritatingly bad. I've tried watching it a few times, but listening to Wookies howl and yammer back and forth just grates too much.
It's definitely a movie that you cannot watch alone haha
you should check out every single movie that's been reviewed at http://headinjurytheater.com/entertainment.htm classics include: Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter Pinata Survival Island The Worst Horror Movie Ever Made
You should watch Arnold Swartz<not going to butcher the name and too lazy to look it up, yet somehow not to lazy to write this excerpt> It's called "Hercules in New York", and here is just a taste of it. Yeah... It's arnold fighting a man in a bear costume that is actually supposed to be a real bear.
oh just noticed this lol, notice how it changes from night to day just in this 2 min clip back to day again.. now that's a quality production. PS if you think his accent is hilarious now, you should watch when he cant even be understood half the time.
On December 06 2011 15:28 SlayerOfYou wrote: You should watch Arnold Swartz<not going to butcher the name and too lazy to look it up, yet somehow not to lazy to write this excerpt> It's called "Hercules in New York", and here is just a taste of it. Yeah... It's arnold fighting a man in a bear costume that is actually supposed to be a real bear.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQhBGDOO4-w
everyone butchers that name. the "Sch" in Schwarzenegger is pronounced like the english "sh". like in "shadow". also the a isnt pronounced "O" like in "warden" for example. its and "ah" like in "cunt"(sry i didnt find a better example xD)
Well since it's the Christmas season... ROAD HOUSE with Patrick Swayze is hilarious. Also, MST3K features a wealth of hilariously bad movies. Here is their take on Road House Patrick Swayze Christmas
On December 06 2011 16:13 Super-C wrote: Well since it's the Christmas season... ROAD HOUSE with Patrick Swayze is hilarious. Also, MST3K features a wealth of hilariously bad movies. Here is their take on Road House Patrick Swayze Christmas
Fucking Road House! Saw it after I'd watched a family guy episode about it, and it's hilarious! I actually believe it's not made as a joke, which makes the comedy value even higher.
A norwegian movie called Dead Snow(Død snø). It is ment to be a horror movie but it's just hillarious when it comes alot nazi zombies chasing 5 people in a cabin. ratings here
On December 06 2011 09:48 Zadan wrote: Transformers, what a joke x3
Defienatly transformers ! I have no idea how many democracytron and commiecon jokes me and my friend made watching that movie (and the end speech: hahaha)
If endless penis jokes are your style, watch Deuce Bigalow European gigalow. I watched that w/ a couple buddies at the height of my immaturity, and .. i dunno.
Go search on youtube for "Nacht van de wansmaak" (night of the bad taste). According to IMDB: A hallucinogenic search for the most toe curling moments from movie history!
Jan Doense (Mr. Horror) and Jan Verheyen (Max Rockatansky) made some brilliant compilation DVD's from the worst movies you will ever see. It's just plain fantastic and after watching the compilations you will most definately want to watch the whole movies.
For example the movie "The crippled masters". It's a movie about 2 kung-fu masters. 1 without arms and 1 without legs. Or Messalina, Keiserin und Hure (Messalina, empress and hooker). Use you imagination for this one. I could go on and on but for that I need to go home and check the compilation dvd's.
They also organised movie nights where they showed a few of the worst of the worst movies. Good times
I think this is meant to be one of the worst films ever. Haven't personally seen it, but I remember a friend who saw it who said it was hilariously bad. The trailer doesn't exactly look high quality
Bugs, a movie about giant insects in a subway. The actors are the worst I have ever seen in my life including second grade plays, the models of the insects look like rubber, the camera is hilariously bad, and this is a 2003 production... I literally could not stop watching and laughing because it was so bad, but you could see there was a director behind this movie that really tried hard
That is actually the best worst movie scene i have ever seen :D I think the term "No animals were harmed during this movie" doesn't fit in this case o.O
A battle royale style film with crazy blue lighting, awesome mambo music soundtrack and Ice-T lisping though platinum grills. It almost has a surreal feeling. I actually rewatch this move once every two years or so
My mates and I once watched batman & robin and took shots everytime we saw bat nipples on screen or heard one of arnie's one liners. Needless to say we all got hammered that night. Good fun.
On December 07 2011 00:51 KingOctavious wrote: Battlefield Earth Plan 9 from Outer Space Robot Monster
HAHAHA i remember plan 9 from outer space... isn't that the movie where one of the cast members passed away mid-production so they got another actor to sub in and just had him cover his face with his sleeve the entire movie? xD
A battle royale style film with crazy blue lighting, awesome mambo music soundtrack and Ice-T lisping though platinum grills. It almost has a surreal feeling. I actually rewatch this move once every two years or so
I've got to second this one. Especially as an Earth Sciences major... frickin hilarious.
It's only fun if you know it's gonna be bad. It was kinda painfull when I watched it and assumed it was going to be just some normal random movie. Atleast until you just give up halfway and accept that it is a pile of manure.
If you can bare to sit through this film, you have patience. Pretty famous for being the worst film in existence. Me and some friends decided to get really stoned and watch it (thinking we would laugh from start to finish), what a mistake... it actually made it even worse haha.
A battle royale style film with crazy blue lighting, awesome mambo music soundtrack and Ice-T lisping though platinum grills. It almost has a surreal feeling. I actually rewatch this move once every two years or so
^This. No need to rent, Mean Guns is actually on hulu.
Wanted. Bending bullets is one thing but the loom, seriously?
Brick. This movie tries so hard to be serious, but my friends and I couldn't take it seriously and just laughed. However an English major I know thinks it's actually a great film. Trailer: + Show Spoiler +
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cVzHeJ0Z3I "No, bulls would gum it. They'd flash their dusty standards at the wide-eyes and probably find some yegg to pin, probably even the right one. But they'd trample the real tracks and scare the real players back into their holes, and if we're doing this I want the whole story. No cops, not for a bit."
Meet the Spartans, it wasn't funny for me but it might be fine for you. I think dumb and dumber is another one, god I cant stand that film. And the second transformers film, the other two are good IMO. Edit, I forgot one more that was terrible but very funny, Godzilla Final War, I couldn't stop laughing when watching this film.
If you want to see a "bad" movie thats pretty funny Student Bodies is a good one. If u like slapstick comedy/sexploitation films. Its mostly on youtube even.
Queen of Outer Space (1958) Blood Feast (1963) Two Thousand Maniacs (1964) Deadly Weapons Double Agent 73 Intensive Care (1991) The Island of Dr. Moreau (1996)
In hell with jean claude van damme. There's a 'redemption' scene with a butterfly while he's in solitary confinement in his own shit. I couldn't take it anymore and laughed so hard
Detention (2003) was hilariously bad. A few major points in the film was the main character (Dolph Lundgren) cauterizing his bullet wound with a red hot steel pipe with no indication that he took the bullet out (as far as I remember, it was a long time ago). The other funny part was the motorized wheelchair - motorcycle gunfight/chase scene. Pretty awesome.
Why are so many people calling out "Big trouble in little China". I seriously liked this one as a kid and still do. Also Army of Darkness? Sam Raimi! One my favorite movies of all time. Braindead? It's meant to be funny and considering the Budget, it's fantastic! Check out "Bad Taste" Jacksons first movie. Tucker and Dale vs. Evil bad movie? This Scene nearly killed me:
Anything directed by Uwe Boll is serious bullshit. You can clearly see he just does not give a shit. My first encounter with him was "Alone in the Dark". Most senseless Movie ever! People should sue him for the time wasted.
Brick. This movie tries so hard to be serious, but my friends and I couldn't take it seriously and just laughed. However an English major I know thinks it's actually a great film. Trailer: + Show Spoiler +
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cVzHeJ0Z3I "No, bulls would gum it. They'd flash their dusty standards at the wide-eyes and probably find some yegg to pin, probably even the right one. But they'd trample the real tracks and scare the real players back into their holes, and if we're doing this I want the whole story. No cops, not for a bit."
I thought the movie was awesome. It definitely doesn't belong here by any stretch of the imagination. And serious is the last thing it tries to be.
Brick. This movie tries so hard to be serious, but my friends and I couldn't take it seriously and just laughed. However an English major I know thinks it's actually a great film. Trailer: + Show Spoiler +
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cVzHeJ0Z3I "No, bulls would gum it. They'd flash their dusty standards at the wide-eyes and probably find some yegg to pin, probably even the right one. But they'd trample the real tracks and scare the real players back into their holes, and if we're doing this I want the whole story. No cops, not for a bit."
I thought the movie was awesome. It definitely doesn't belong here by any stretch of the imagination. And serious is the last thing it tries to be.
Brick was quite good, imo. I watched it three times in succession because a bunch of friend had to write a report about it, and they didn't quite understand what was going on. They didn't enjoy it much, though, probably because they were watching it not of their own will. I'd classify that movie as one that someone should watch eventually.
Wrong Turn 4. Seriously cliched, filled with dumber than stoned fleas teenagers and an even dumber plot. Its so dumb you'll be laughing at everything that happens in this movie.
Both painful and fun to watch, alcohol recommended.
On December 07 2011 00:02 WIllBIll wrote: Birdemic. That is all.
I used to think The Room had crappy production values, shitty plot, and terrible acting. But next to Birdemic, The Room is the greatest work of art humans have ever known. Seriously, though, this movie is absolutely fucking hilarious as to how bad it is.
Also, I think a lot of people are confused about what this thread is about. This is about movies which think they are serious/cool/badass but in fact are terribly cheesy. Battlefield Earth? Check. The Room? Check. Any Uwe Boll movie? Check.
Big Trouble in Little China? Shaolin Soccer? No. Their creators meant for them to be cheesy and ridiculous in a funny way. Evil Dead? Drag me to Hell? They're supposed to have a dark, twisted sense of humor to them that makes you laugh. These aren't bad movies. In fact they're very good.
On December 07 2011 00:39 MiB wrote: Can someone tell me why Black ninja hasn't been mentioned yet? Seeing as it is only the worst move ever createde by man.
Oh my god i forgot about this one
Any of the Mortal Kombat movies with Christopher Lambert.
Hell, anything with Christopher Lambert.
That is ... oh my god so true.
There is another movie with Milla Jovovich i think. It's called "UltraViolet"....
I have to second the guys who said birdemic and the wicker man. Those are my 2 favorite terrible movies of all time. Attack of the killer shrews and troll 2 are great too, as is pretty much anything with nicholas cage.
On December 08 2011 00:25 FFW_Rude wrote: There is another movie with Milla Jovovich i think. It's called "UltraViolet"....
Another movie I would say doesn't belong here. It's a result of the director taking everything he learned in Equilibrium and stepping it up a notch. The cinematography/direction in UltraViolent are simply brilliant, it's like watching a work of art in motion, without burdening itself with a senseless plot. I don't get how Equilibrium could've get such a cult following while UltraViolet was shunned. Equilibrium is nothing but Ultraviolet fighting scenes done worse. If you think it features a plot worth discussion you must be not well read - it's not more then an exact clone of majority of 50s and 60s science fiction. Personally I prefer movies that don't pretend to be something they're not. If you can't make a plot worth of thought why have one at all? Although of course your perception on Equi might be quiet different if thats the first time youve seen that story. Obviously i cant put yourself in your shoes.
On December 08 2011 02:01 bward84 wrote: Zardoz is where it's at. Can't figure out how to embed the video but here is a link to the trailer on youtube.
On December 08 2011 02:01 bward84 wrote: Zardoz is where it's at. Can't figure out how to embed the video but here is a link to the trailer on youtube.
Brick. This movie tries so hard to be serious, but my friends and I couldn't take it seriously and just laughed. However an English major I know thinks it's actually a great film. Trailer: + Show Spoiler +
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cVzHeJ0Z3I "No, bulls would gum it. They'd flash their dusty standards at the wide-eyes and probably find some yegg to pin, probably even the right one. But they'd trample the real tracks and scare the real players back into their holes, and if we're doing this I want the whole story. No cops, not for a bit."
I thought the movie was awesome. It definitely doesn't belong here by any stretch of the imagination. And serious is the last thing it tries to be.
Agreed. everyone should see this; A masterpiece of low (ish, $500,000) budget diy cinema. If you enjoyed this also check out 'You move, You Die!' (google it), a tongue-in-cheek Gangster/Action flick. Low on sets/budget (50,000 :O), high on script/humor/General badassery. Reminiscent of early Tarantino.
Edit Sorry for the off-topic, bit these films need all the exposure they can get
a recent one too. This shit was too hilarious, tried so hard to make some like epic beowulf tale like the odyssey then they go and do like half cartoons half people shit and give it 3D and a its just a mess.
a recent one too. This shit was too hilarious, tried so hard to make some like epic beowulf tale like the odyssey then they go and do like half cartoons half people shit and give it 3D and a its just a mess.
This film wasn't bad enough to be good. It simply languishes in the realm of bad.
On December 08 2011 00:25 FFW_Rude wrote: There is another movie with Milla Jovovich i think. It's called "UltraViolet"....
Another movie I would say doesn't belong here. It's a result of the director taking everything he learned in Equilibrium and stepping it up a notch. The cinematography/direction in UltraViolent are simply brilliant, it's like watching a work of art in motion, without burdening itself with a senseless plot. I don't get how Equilibrium could've get such a cult following while UltraViolet was shunned. Equilibrium is nothing but Ultraviolet fighting scenes done worse. If you think it features a plot worth discussion you must be not well read - it's not more then an exact clone of majority of 50s and 60s science fiction. Personally I prefer movies that don't pretend to be something they're not. If you can't make a plot worth of thought why have one at all? Although of course your perception on Equi might be quiet different if thats the first time youve seen that story. Obviously i cant put yourself in your shoes.
Really ? WoW i just thought that they made action scenes with the Half-Life 1 engine (And the movie isn't that old (i mean HL old)). I didn't even watch the entire movie. So maybe that's my bad. But in my opinion, this film was too hard to watch because it was REALLY bad. I dind't saw Equilibrium so i don't see why you're saying i have a perception on it (Or maybe you weren't writing to me. I'm not an english native).
Don't know how many times it's been mentioned (seen it a few already) but definitely The Room. That movie gets better and better (worse?) Every. Single. Time. The best to do is go to a midnight screening at the cinemas, it's even better.
Basically it's a movie about a post-apocalyptic violent sport. The idea sure ain't original. The thing that's great about it is that it's a sports movie. That ain't original either, I know. This film takes a handful of tropes and makes them into something epic. After the first five minutes you're thinking 'what the fuck is this and why the fuck did I dl it?' By the last five minutes you're fist pumping like a kid watching Mighty Ducks. When the credits roll you are looking on wiki for a sequel and cursing the heavens that there isn't another installment of Rutger Hauer and that Asian girl whooping ass in the underground cities.
On December 08 2011 00:25 FFW_Rude wrote: There is another movie with Milla Jovovich i think. It's called "UltraViolet"....
Another movie I would say doesn't belong here. It's a result of the director taking everything he learned in Equilibrium and stepping it up a notch. The cinematography/direction in UltraViolent are simply brilliant, it's like watching a work of art in motion, without burdening itself with a senseless plot. I don't get how Equilibrium could've get such a cult following while UltraViolet was shunned. Equilibrium is nothing but Ultraviolet fighting scenes done worse. If you think it features a plot worth discussion you must be not well read - it's not more then an exact clone of majority of 50s and 60s science fiction. Personally I prefer movies that don't pretend to be something they're not. If you can't make a plot worth of thought why have one at all? Although of course your perception on Equi might be quiet different if thats the first time youve seen that story. Obviously i cant put yourself in your shoes.
Really ? WoW i just thought that they made action scenes with the Half-Life 1 engine (And the movie isn't that old (i mean HL old)). I didn't even watch the entire movie. So maybe that's my bad. But in my opinion, this film was too hard to watch because it was REALLY bad. I dind't saw Equilibrium so i don't see why you're saying i have a perception on it (Or maybe you weren't writing to me. I'm not an english native).
1. You should watch Equilibrium. 2. Sfydjklm is wrong. UltraViolet is really bad compared to Equilibrium. The plot is bad, action scenes are worse, bad CGI hurts your eyes etc.
It's probably been mentioned before, but an excellent movie is a hard ticket to hawai
I guess the director really knows what he's doing, so it's kinda a bad movie on purpose. Well, let's put it this way, the director is either a genius or a moron. But I think he's a genius.
Its easily #1 in this list. LOL in this clip you can SEE and HEAR the mattress padding the guy falls on to in his stunt, and in the title screen of the DVD like where you can select "Scene Selection, Special Features, Play Movie" it has a fucking typo and says "Plya Movie"
On December 09 2011 03:37 Pro]ChoSen- wrote: How has no one said Hell Comes to Frogtown????!!!
Its easily #1 in this list. LOL in this clip you can SEE and HEAR the mattress padding the guy falls on to in his stunt, and in the title screen of the DVD like where you can select "Scene Selection, Special Features, Play Movie" it has a fucking typo and says "Plya Movie"
Ghosts of Mars. Best bad movie I've seen in a long time. It's got Ice cube and Jason Staham in it. Ice cube (as always) is from the streets...of mars. There's a crazy Marian virus that turns people into road warrior villains with a complete disregard for firearms, and superhuman sawblade throwing abilities. Long story short, ice cube and plucky tough lady have to overcome their differences and kill everyone affected by the virus, which is everyone.
It just hilarious how they want to rescue the planet "Why that magnetic field getting weaker and weaker??" "Hm, lets google!" And to save the day they send a bunch psychotic scientist to core of the earth -.- really funny : ))
Probably the worst fucking movie I've ever seen. Absolutely appalling in it's sheer failure. To be honest, now that I think of it, I'm not even sure it was so bad that it was even amusing. I guess I could say that I found it interesting that something so shockingly awful ever made it to film.
Real Steal, ahem, Steel* The idea of the movie is fine but the execution is just terrible. I had fun laughing at this film than i have ever had. A friendly warning though, there are a lot of facepalming scene that makes you really don't even want to look at the screen and i'm not exaggerating
If you watch it with your brain turned on, the whole plot is monumentally stupid and the movie details are so non-sensical they're hilarious. Main hero steps on a mine then outruns the blast from it, for example.
This, you can find the whole movie on youtube. Allow me to give you a quick plot summary. A student discovers and old book and wants to see what she finds if she follows the book. She is transformed into a killing machine by an eel. Then she uses her new powers to murder men with her vagina, and of course the police must stop her. "First she mates, then she terminates"
Me and a friend of mine used to watch bad movies for the fun of it. Some of our favorites are: - Cool as Ice - Manos the Hands of Faith - Gym-kata (or something like that)
Or if you just want the pain: - Star Wars Holiday Special (Just pain no fun, you've been warned.)
Also, be sure to check out Mystery Science Theater 3000, hilarious show about bad movies.
I hope it hasn't been posted already, but The Marine is by far the most hilarious movie I have ever seen. The only good thing about it is that if MKP's marines were actors, this is a good representation of how bad-ass they'd be.
People that say Army of Darkness is one of the worst films ever made, I pity you. That said, do (don't) check out: Clash of the Titans Any of the fast and furious films Blair Witch 2 Saw 3D Ong Bak 3 Showtime 2012 Paranormal Activity Gamer Rush Hour 3 Most of the American Pie series Evan Almighty Alice in Wonderland The Last House on the Left The Day the Earth Stood Still Keep in mind these are only the ones who are bad and will give a laugh, plain bad films will be featured somewhere else xD
Shatter (Chuck Norris) and Jackson (Calvin Levels) are two Chicago police officers sent to investigate the brutal murder of a rabbi. As the investigation begins, Shatter and Jackson are summoned to Israel for questioning. Upon arrival, they realize that they are, in fact, pursuing a supernatural being - Satan's emissary, Prosatanos - who tried to wrest control of the world from God during the crusades. Prosatanos, however, was stopped by King Richard who trapped him in a subterranean tomb. During this encounter with King Richard, the source of Prosatanos' power - his scepter - was shattered into nine pieces which were subsequently sent to nine holy places around the world. These pieces remained safe until the end of the 20th century when Prosatanos was inadvertently freed from the tomb by two unsuspecting grave robbers. Prosatanos eventually collects all nine pieces of his scepter; detectives Shatter and Jackson must fight him to save the world. [edit]
Jennifer's Body. Make a drinking game out of it. Every time something ridiculous happens or is said, drink. It has Megan Fox in it. Lesbian love scenes. Its super funny and the drinking game makes it hilarious.
On December 06 2011 16:55 ZapRoffo wrote: I don't understand people calling Black Dynamite or Big Trouble in Little China bad. Especially if you say they were fun.
It seems most people "didn't get" Black Dynamite or Big Trouble in Little China.
Lake Placid Critters (killer hedgehogs from outerspace) Gremlins is such a classic, but they are all horrible movies, especially the second one. Mystery Men
On January 25 2012 09:26 Beef225 wrote: star wars 1-3!
False. They were above average movies, just not as good as 4-6.
False there shit
Agreed, 4-6 weren't that great either.
Barring the obvious Troll 2, A recent (and suprisingly popular movie) one I would suggest is Skyline. It got all hyped up by the nice explosions on the commercials, but it's honestly one of the worst movies I've ever seen.
I know it's not movie but seriously it falls into same category of activitet. Watch queen's blade. Seriously what the fuck! I was watching that with my friend and we screamlaughed thru 2 episodes of that pure badsomeness. (warning there is tits and softbondage like scenes ALOT)
I already mentioned it here btw, but triple X was actually like entertaining to watch. =D You also should SERIOUSLY check out some Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris movies, seriously they will make you laugh.
As a historian, the most awesome terrible movies for me to watch are historical action flicks. They are so historically inaccurate at times that they make me cringe and crack up. Take for example films like The Patriot (Mel Gibson) or 300 (This is Sparta!) In my classes I often have students analyze these films, because in 300 for example you can clearly see how inaccurate a film becomes in order to make it match with the perceptions of today. One case that always makes me laugh is how so many action films take on the heterosexual nature that we expect of warriors today. What is always left out is the way that so many warriors societies believed that the highest love was male love. For example, in 300, before going off to war Leonidas has sex with his wife as a good man should. He is guided by his love for her throughout all the action and drama that follows. The Spartans in that movie even make fun of the other Greeks for being "boy lovers" in contrast to their affection for women.
When I first watched 300 I was cracking up in the theater after Leonidas has sex with his Queen, because in terms of the times, he should have also said good bye to a possible young boy that he also had a romantic or erotic relationship with. Pederasty was common in those days. But given the way we see things such as sexuality today, that would have ruined the movie for many viewers. Those things make movies terrible in my opinion, but they are always fun to watch too.
I have precisely what you're looking for. It stars wrestling superstar Rowdy Roddy Piper as "Sam Hell", one of the last fertile men left on earth, sent on a secret mission to rescue and impregnate a group of fertile women who've been trapped by the nefarious frog commander.
Teenage Hitchhikers Softcore "porn" movie from 70's, absolutely ridiculous dialogue and scenes. Actually, calling it porn is bit missleading, more like exaggerated sex comedy.
Anything with Schwarzenegger fits in this thread. His ridiculous accent, inability to act to save his life and grotesque looks qualifies 90% of his movies for this thread. Also Reptilicus fits here although I'm not sure it's available anywhere with subtitles.
On January 25 2012 05:01 Ingwaz wrote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vOlUGixZII This, you can find the whole movie on youtube. Allow me to give you a quick plot summary. A student discovers and old book and wants to see what she finds if she follows the book. She is transformed into a killing machine by an eel. Then she uses her new powers to murder men with her vagina, and of course the police must stop her. "First she mates, then she terminates"