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[G] How to Freestyle Rap/Write Raps - Page 2
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XDJuicebox
United States593 Posts
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HarryDresden
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firehand101
Australia3152 Posts
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Madchronz
Canada6 Posts
id slash the throat of any nit witt that spit or talk shit whip them in the head with my sick wit and fuck everygirl with my 6 inch stick ya i can rap too guys | ||
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XDJuicebox
United States593 Posts
On October 30 2011 16:00 Madchronz wrote: how many bitts clits have i hit? id slash the throat of any nit witt that spit or talk shit whip them in the head with my sick wit and fuck everygirl with my 6 inch stick ya i can rap too guys That's considered rap, yes. | ||
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Tektos
Australia1321 Posts
when I go to the bathroom I pee I get out of bed then kick you in the head I stare into the sun it is quite fun oh noes now im blind i like bacon with the rind i dont like eating salad this is an amazing ballad | ||
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Swede
New Zealand853 Posts
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, my name is Ray Chou I want to play now, just say how You want it, I'm on it, any day now I'm at the supermarket and it's time for me to pay now A pretty bad rep, but that's a sexy ass chick I'm slick, I pick this one to go lick my dick Oh, shit, I'm way in over my head I walked my skinny asian ass over to her and said Hey, I'd like to pay with a check, and I'm amazin' at sex Hey, I'm obsessed, let's go play in the bed I said to the checkout girl at the fifth counter I want to pound her, and she said let's bounce sir Yeah, get her back to the bed, she attacked with the head I'm like crap, this is it (pronounced more like "et"), don't laugh, this is sex Don't be such a retard, come on kiddo, be smart But as she does what she does I feel my little knee start To wiggle, I giggle, my fat jiggles, I have a little Problem, this is really bad, my bladder's brittle I start to pout and shout as I try not to let it out But my luck goes south and I release it into her mouth She told me get out, I said sorry about the splatter I have a weak bladder, what's the matter? I said with laughter Then she called me a bastard, now I want to attack her, Slap her, bash her, with my glory stick until she passers Out and like put this shit on Brazzers, after I'm done with the chick and her pride and stuff shatters And after that I go home with my back hurtin' And go on Facebook and share this rap with Matt Burman" Don't take this the wrong way but... I wouldn't be proud of that if I were you. It's not funny, its topic is incredibly cliched (sex with 'bitches') and quite sexist, and it's the exact stereotype that non-rap fans have of rap - egotistical male-chauvinists talking about their fantasy sex lives. But with that out of the way  ... Great post! I've always wanted to learn to freestyle (and have made a few half-hearted attempts) but I've just never put in the effort. I think once my exams are over I might make a good go at it. How long have you been doing it for? | ||
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sOm
United States43 Posts
On October 30 2011 13:46 snigor wrote: Cool post! Eyedea should forever be remembered as as one of the greatest! May he rest in peace. It's not just Eyedea, Slim from Atmosphere is amazing as well. It's funny, marshall mathers, eyedea, slug are some of my top favs for freestylists/rappers. Goos thread. | ||
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zOula...
United States898 Posts
On October 30 2011 14:55 mordanis wrote: Reminds me of another guy from TL who did this type of thing http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=204646 Certainly very informative, nice guide :D thanks for posting the link to tunk again. I watched it a long time ago when it was posted but I love it, tunk is so bad ass battling those doods | ||
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acidfreak
Romania352 Posts
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SpoR
United States1542 Posts
But some things in conscious hip hop will purposefully not use the obvious rhyme word and instead use a synonym or antonym or something and then change the rhyme etc. Example: I saw the dead man crawl, sliding up the wall, rising up to hell, when he got to the top he dropped .... (instead of fell) This is my shitty example but you see what I mean. And rising up to hell is the opposite of what you would expect to hear as well. Everything in these rhymes are metaphorical so you can almost interpret it however you want. unrelated good lyrics When I first got into magic, it was an underground phenomenon Now everybody's like "pick a card, any card..." If I shot my full load with the first hand I played I'd be a monkey in a box hangin' with the David Blaines I'd be swimmin' with the sharks, mouthes full of razor blades But I'm not, I got out of that game - Escape Artist I talk 'til I'm red in my face with strain polyps I'll rock 'til I'm out of my range then raise octaves, I... play through the pain and remain conscious Refraining from commenting on the lame compliments And the petty criticisms from those who ain't accomplished Even one-fifths of some of this shit I made progress with I'm leaving naysayers stumped like rain forests After years of pullin' rabbit ears out my pants pockets I'm not revealin' any tricks of the trade It's just there ain't no magic in the breakdown baby In an effort to make 'em all see what I found in my life I decided to give 'em a look None of 'em gave it a glimpse and I guess that I'm sitting in the middle of an unread book Letters are falling apart but the sentences stand on their own and the wording is permanent Never been missed, I've just been misworded and misinterpreted, it's... Funny how serving a sentence of solitary confinement Results in the death sentences filling my writing assignment I'm just wondering where my time went, it pulled a disappearing act And every single assistant I ever had got sawed in half You See I never payed attention But I can't afford to laugh 'cause I'm lookin' for my break and an autograph for my cast but I'm short on staff so all I ask is volunteers in the crowd show a little bit of audience participation now When I say hip (what do I say?) You, you say shut the fuck up we ain't sayin shit!!! And I'll respect it Check it, Got a flair for the dramatic exit A fashionable entrance Late to my own arraignment (Oh!) The self-destructive things that I do for entertainment My folks gave me this art, your broken heart is my pallet While I was out honing my craft you was disowning your talent That's why you still live at home and I bought this house off my parents I'm getting ahead of myself (gettin ahead of myself) I see the hair on my back (see the hair on my back) I'm 'On The Road' reading Kerouac It's poems versus better raps I think to myself What's worth remembering Verses defending the size of my manhood or confessional canned goods? In an effort to make 'em all see what I found in my life I decided to give 'em a look None of 'em gave it a glimpse and I guess that I'm sitting in the middle of an unread book Letters are falling apart but the sentences stand on their own and the wording is permanent Never been missed, I've just been misworded and misinterpreted, it's... Funny how serving a sentence of solitary confinement Results in the death sentences filling my writing assignment But none of this is getting told in confidence I reckon I spin confidential records just to hold the listener's attention I'm a veteran of spatial relationships I clip ya wings to fit you in, head-shrinking magician Shape-shifting reptilian turned body contortionist Orphanages started offering torches to abortion clinics I lost acquaintances in a morgue of lady friends I gender bent the heaven-sent angelic devil-boy, and God's androgynous I'm lookin' marvelous but looks CAN kill And you're unsure about my sexual orientation still Put me in a special kind of case that only breaks if You hit it with a bouquet of flowers and baby breath arrangement The vault is vacant They're all looking for fault or blame I called my agent The moment that I caught the train I let him know I'm going nowhere, and he's invited If he leaves tonight then he just might help me find it But this is my burden to bear, not his And I'm a psychic without a sidekick holding the future hostage A loose cannon standing on the rooftop with A new respect and understanding of bartenders and locksmiths They call me daredevil but I'm not precise enough Unprofessional on an amateur level, I love my life too much Escape Artist (x 5) I'm in two places at once Escape Artist I ain't slept in months Escape Artist I'm just trying to get away Ain't no magic in the breakdown baby | ||
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Bswhunter
Australia954 Posts
(Also lets me start freestyling n whatnot) | ||
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XDJuicebox
United States593 Posts
On October 30 2011 17:06 Swede wrote: Don't take this the wrong way but... I wouldn't be proud of that if I were you. It's not funny, its topic is incredibly cliched (sex with 'bitches') and quite sexist, and it's the exact stereotype that non-rap fans have of rap - egotistical male-chauvinists talking about their fantasy sex lives. But with that out of the way ... Great post! I've always wanted to learn to freestyle (and have made a few half-hearted attempts) but I've just never put in the effort. I think once my exams are over I might make a good go at it. How long have you been doing it for? I've been rapping for 4 years now. That freestyle was done a year ago, right around the time I started freestyling. I didn't mean any of the things that I said, and I was still at the stage where I can't choose what I rap about yet, you know? It just so happened that everything that rhymed with everything I was saying was really perverted :/ It's still a bit like that now, but it's gotten a lot better. And you should! That feeling you get when you drop a sick line and everyone's like OHHHHHHHHHHHH is incredible. Btw, in case I didn't make it clear, the goal is to start with random stuff Then gradually work your way towards making sense and saying what you want so that it rhymes. | ||
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Taekwon
United States8155 Posts
or just practice and brainstorm raps til u drop | ||
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SafeWord
United States522 Posts
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AirbladeOrange
United States2574 Posts
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XDJuicebox
United States593 Posts
On October 31 2011 02:15 AirbladeOrange wrote: Cool OP. I admire the confidence it takes to get on a stage and just freestyle rap. Haha yeah, you kinda just gotta not care what people think. It was hard to do at first, but a lot of my friends rap as well, so it was easier that way | ||
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Broodie
Canada832 Posts
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creamwolf
United States48 Posts
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amazingxkcd
GRAND OLD AMERICA16375 Posts
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