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XDJuicebox
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States593 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-10-30 17:30:08
October 30 2011 04:16 GMT
#1
Hello people, you may know me from the guides that I have previously written, including the "How to Dramatically Improve Hand Speed," (found at http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=232725), as well as my "Double Hotkey" setup guide, (found at http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=266862).

Now, I don't know if I should be writing this, because apparently this is just a list of things that I like to do because I think I have high apm, AKA I'm showing off.

Part I: How to Freestyle Rap

This is a guide on how to freestyle. Not to battle rap.

You ever hear those rappers just spit rhymes off the top of their head like its nothing? And be insanely good at it?

Anyone can do it. All it takes is practice. You can achieve this one day:




Insane, right?

I'm quite mellow, a white fellow, my pee is bright yellow, I like jello, I'm like hello...

Rule #1: All rap is slant rhyme.

Literally, just look at rap. None of it is a true rhyme; it is all slant rhymes.

"Better call the Fire Department, I've hired an arsonist to set fire to carpet and burn up your entire apartment."

Ignore the multisyllabic rhymes for now, and just look at the ends of the words.

-ment
-ist
-pet
-ment

Under the rules of true rhyme (where both the consonant and vowel sounds line up), this isn't doesn't rhyme.

Under the rules of slant rhyme (where only vowel sound counts), this rhymes. The sound is the short e, like the one found in the words sex, bet, let, mesh, etc.

So, let's try this.

Hey guys, I like to tell lies, I'm real fly, I like guys, I'm quite nice...

Every bolded word contains the long i sound. Which is the sound that I am rhyming here.

Beware of consonants that twist vowel sounds, such as r, m, n, and l. All these consonants manipulate vowel sounds to sound different, so try to rhyme them to each other.

Hey and air don't sound even remotely alike, do they?

Ram and at don't really sound alike, but if you twist the word enough, they do. So beware of those.

Rule #2: Forget what you've heard; just take a beat and kill it.

Forget all of the crap you heard about people choking and failing; it doesn't matter. In fact, I recommend you start freestyling by yourself, and then gradually work towards doing it in front of people once you're comfortable.

If you never try something because you're scared of it, how can you expect to get any better at it?

Okay, so go on YouTube and find an instrumental that you like. Then, try to freestyle with the following 3 rules in mind:

1. It doesn't have to make any sense...at all.
2. It doesn't have to be in time
3. It doesn't even have to rhyme

You want to know what the first freestyle I ever spat was?

Hey guys, people think I'm gay
My name is Ray, this is what I'm sayin'
I like to play, this game named Starcraft
Wait, I weigh like way too much, hey,
You see what I did there? Eh?
I like to spray my spit in peoples face
I want to get with a smoking hot babe
I forgot to shave, oh yay

I recorded it myself, and it was so dumb and ridiculous, but it was a start.

From then on, you just keep practicing. You will eventually develop a flow, or a natural tendency to just say things.

After a while...

Rule #3: Thinking Ahead

So once you get good enough at just spitting rhymes off the top of your head, it is now time to start to think ahead. The point of practicing the spitting rhymes off the top of your head was to get you to be able to subconsciously say things, while leaving your mind to dwell on other things.

When you rap, your mind should always be thinking about the next line, while your mouth subconsciously spits out the one you are currently saying.

The trick to this is to just think of something you want to say, and then working your way from there.

So let's say my first line is

"Someday I'm going to be the world's best rapper"

So the moment we realize that the line will end with the word rapper, we think of anything and everything that rhymes with it.

Rapper
Bastard
After
Laughter
Have her
Smack her
Raptor

So then we just try to tie it on from there.

"Someday I'm going to be the world's best rapper
And person who tries to battle me will be dead after"

Try it slow, and don't even try to line the rhymes up with the bars of the beat, just say it whenever you can. Say as much of it as you can.

If you ever lose your flow, throw in a filler.

Some of my fillers are:

"You know?"
"Get what I'm sayin?"
"Yeah"
"Hey guys"

Rule #4: Once you can rhyme, then try to make sense.

Once we can rhyme, it is time to make sense. This comes with practice.

Your goal is to be as clever as you can with your rhymes.

1. References to current things
2. Puns
3. More puns
4. Really good puns
5. Similes and metaphors...no matter how absurd

Lil' Wayne, as much as I hate his voice, is an amazing lyricist, and he is notorious for this.

"Life is the bitch and death is the sister
Sleep is the cousin, what a fuckin' family picture"
-Lil' Wayne, 6 foot 7 foot

This isn't really a pun or anything, but it's a great way to string those together, and more importantly, it rhymes.

"Paper chasing, tell that money I'm right behind ya
Real G's move in silence like lasagna"
-Lil' Wayne, 6 foot 7 foot

Most people think that Lil' Wayne is just talking nonsense here; he's not.

The first line sets him up for an incredibly clever pun.

The G in lasagna is silent...and thus real G's move in a manner as quiet as the G in lasagna. Pretty clever in my opinion.

So yeah...you get the point. :D

"Bitches be quick to give me brains while I post the range
Going up and down my dick like the stock exchange"
-Xzibit, X

I don't think I need to go over this one.

But it means that the women are "giving him brains" (giving him a blowjob), and they go up and down his dick, similar to the way stocks rise and fall in the market.

Rule #5: Now stack as many rhymes on there as you can.

"And maybe if I just drink half I'll be half buzzed for half of the time
Who's that mastermind behind that little line?
With that kind of rationale man I got half a mind,
to have another half a glass of wine sounds asinine"
Eminem, Deja Vu

You'll notice, a lot of things are bolded.

Eminem's style is very heavy on the assonance, it is what he is known for; his incredibly ability to multisyllabic rhyme.

Now, in that little excerpt, what he is doing is assonance on the short and and long i vowel sounds.

He uses the word "half" as many times as he can in the first phrase, then "half of the time" sets the rhyme.

Half, half, half of the time
Mastermind, that little line
That kind, half a mind
Have, Half a glass of wine, Asinine

I'll go over this more in the rapping section.

Rule #6: Practice!

Practice! Just whisper it to yourself if you're in a public place. Whenever I'm not talking to someone or not doing anything, I'm usually freestyling. Make sure not to annoy the shit out of your friends though.

If it helps, get some of your friends involved, and just freestyle together. Have one of you go off, and when you're about to lose your flow, let the other guy start freestyling, so that you have time to think about what you're going to say.

Good luck and have fun!

I spat this in a freestyle once while doing dishes:

"Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, my name is Ray Chou
I want to play now, just say how
You want it, I'm on it, any day now
I'm at the supermarket and it's time for me to pay now
A pretty bad rep, but that's a sexy ass chick
I'm slick, I pick this one to go lick my dick
Oh, shit, I'm way in over my head
I walked my skinny asian ass over to her and said
Hey, I'd like to pay with a check, and I'm amazin' at sex
Hey, I'm obsessed, let's go play in the bed
I said to the checkout girl at the fifth counter
I want to pound her, and she said let's bounce sir
Yeah, get her back to the bed, she attacked with the head
I'm like crap, this is it (pronounced more like "et"), don't laugh, this is sex
Don't be such a retard, come on kiddo, be smart
But as she does what she does I feel my little knee start
To wiggle, I giggle, my fat jiggles, I have a little
Problem, this is really bad, my bladder's brittle
I start to pout and shout as I try not to let it out
But my luck goes south and I release it into her mouth
She told me get out, I said sorry about the splatter
I have a weak bladder, what's the matter? I said with laughter
Then she called me a bastard, now I want to attack her,
Slap her, bash her, with my glory stick until she passers
Out and like put this shit on Brazzers, after
I'm done with the chick and her pride and stuff shatters
And after that I go home with my back hurtin'
And go on Facebook and share this rap with Matt Burman"
Me

Well, I guess you all know my name...

Part II: Writing Raps

Writing raps means that you actually have time. It's not all in the moment. So you can just sit down one day, and just write as good of a rap as you can.

1. Listen to a lot of rap

This is the most important part of rap. Listen to other people, see what they do, so you can eventually pick things up and develop your own style.

Too many these days only listen to one or two artists, and thus they sound exactly like that rapper, which is why most rappers today sound the exact same.

I used to be an Eminem poser, but my friends got me to open up to other artists, and now I have developed my own unique style.

A style is made up of many things.

-Tempo
-Amount of assonance
-Amount of rhymes
-Complexity (amount of syllables) of rhymes
-Tone of Voice
-Pronunciation

Some of the artists I recommend are:

Eminem, Tupac, Notorious B.I.G., Big Pun, Xzibit, Jedi Mind Tricks, Wu Tang Clan, N.W.A., Busta Rhymes, Nas, T.I., Jay-Z, Method Man, Redman

2. Sit down and write!

Carry a notebook around with you, and whenever you think of that impressive rhyme, write it down! Then, eventually, you can use it in a song...

"The only way you ejaculate is when you masturbate
Oh wait, you have a girlfriend, but you're half her weight..."

I wrote that in English yesterday. I burst out laughing when I thought of it.

3. Stacking Rhymes/Multisyllabic Rhymes

Multisyllabic Rhymes are incredibly difficult. Work your way up to them.

Multisyllabic Rhymes (I call them stack rhymes), are rhymes where more than only the last syllable of a word or phrase sound alike.

One syllable: Suck, truck
Two syllables: Rapist, Hate this
Three syllables: Cranium, uranium
Four syllables: Chop a fella, Mozerella
Five syllables: (Heli)copter propeller, Locked in a cellar; Sucks to me the fan, bucks to be the man, luxury sedan

You get the point. Around 4-5 is when it's ridiculously hard.

What I do is I just write things down that are multisyllabic rhymes with each other, so I can either use them in a freestyle, or use them in a song later.

Jedi Mind Tricks is ridiculously good at multisyllabic rhyming as well.

"This is raw, all across the board, Liquid Sword Chamber
If it's coming from my jaw, then it's pure anger
Heavy metal rap, with a 44 banger
We can settle that, let the mic cord hang ya
I pay homage to the best of 'em, like Christopher Wallace
And bring drama to the rest of 'em, with biscuits from coppers
I'm with the Allah Justice, and we roll gritty
Pits of hell, Illadelph to New York City
I brought a four with me, we can capture the ring
And now we more merciless than the Statue of Ming
And y'all are more purposeless than a pacifist king
You gon' die, like a brawl with a gat in the Bing
It's a passionate thing, the way we make classics
Genuine brilliance or innate maddness
yeah, we all spin on the same axis
and this chrome thing here leave your frame backless
the police always trying to aim flame at us
so I don't mind when a pig brain splatters
I don't mind that we all gonna die soon
I return to the silence of God's tomb"
-Jedi Mind Tricks, On the Eve of War

Techniques of doing this:

-Don't rhyme all of the syllables. Vinnie Paz does it here a few times here:

Capture the ring
Statue of Ming
Pacifist King
Gat in the Bing

-Use the common vowel sounds, like schwa and short i.

Listener, fistin' her, kissin' her, kickin' a...

-Twist words so that they rhyme.

Eminem does this a lot.

The following is an excerpt where literally every little phrase is a triple rhyme...

"Sick, sick dreams
Of picnic scenes,
Two kids sixteen,
With M16's
And ten clips each
And them shits reach
Through six kids each
And Slim gets blamed
In Bill Clint's speech
To fix these streets?"
-Eminem, Remember Me

-Throw as many as you can in there...

"Give me eleven Excederin my head'll spin. Medicine'll get me revvin' like a 747 jet engine"
Eminem, Fucking Crazy

If I tried to bold it...the whole thing would be bolded basically...

4. Refine your rhymes!

Like Day[9] tells you, think how you can improve, and then go back and make those changes! If I'm writing a song, I refine it at least 20 times. I make so many corrections...if you look in my notebook, there are scribbles and replacement texts everywhere...

5. Ever get stuck?

It's okay to use a rhyme dictionary, but they aren't very good for finding more than single rhymes.

What I like to do is to just say the vowel sounds of the multisyllabic rhyme in my head, and wait for my mouth to fill in the blanks in front and behind of the sounds, and then I've come up with some pretty funny things that rhyme with each other.

And it's okay to copy rhymes from your favorite rappers. I do this all of the time. Just don't copy the entire line.

No, I'm not going to share any of my rhymes with you.

So remember: Listen to lots of it, and freestyle and write a lot, and you'll get good in no time.

That's all for now. Happy rhyming!
And then you know what happened all of a sudden?
Silidons
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States2813 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-10-30 04:32:05
October 30 2011 04:20 GMT
#2
You should probably learn from the greatest free style rapper...


Thing about Eyedea is he doesn't barely use any of that bullshit stuff. He has straight up rhythm and spits straight lines for minutes on end...It's an entirely different type of rap that in my eyes is more poetic than anything, I look at Eyedea as an ARTist and not as a rapper.
"God fights on the side with the best artillery." - Napoleon Bonaparte
formose
Profile Joined August 2010
Canada27 Posts
October 30 2011 04:28 GMT
#3
Cool post. I never realized that stuff about slant rhyme but that's really interesting. I'm thinking of like every rap ever and realizing they don't literally rhyme.
my power will increase, also my style
eXigent.
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Canada2419 Posts
October 30 2011 04:37 GMT
#4
nice post, and that BBC Eminem video was extremely sick!
Back
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada505 Posts
October 30 2011 04:39 GMT
#5
You know when you don't care at all about something and you don't even know why you clicked on a thread about it, then you start reading and for some reason you don't stop, and 10 minutes later you now care about and respect said thing you didn't care about at all before? That means you have been through what we call "a really good post".
Jitsu
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States929 Posts
October 30 2011 04:39 GMT
#6
And this is going to be placed in my favorites.

Thanks mang! Good job! love the guide.
Zerg Player in CheckMate Gaming - http://checkmategaming.webs.com/
XDJuicebox
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States593 Posts
October 30 2011 04:40 GMT
#7
Thanks guys :3
And then you know what happened all of a sudden?
Spray
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States402 Posts
October 30 2011 04:43 GMT
#8
Dude this is awesome...i dont see my self rapping anytime soon, but that was very informative.
HuK Fighting~~!
snigor
Profile Joined October 2010
Norway129 Posts
October 30 2011 04:46 GMT
#9
Cool post!
On October 30 2011 13:20 Silidons wrote:
You should probably learn from the greatest free style rapper...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40MA0pl7Oa0

Thing about Eyedea is he doesn't barely use any of that bullshit stuff. He has straight up rhythm and spits straight lines for minutes on end...It's an entirely different type of rap that in my eyes is more poetic than anything, I look at Eyedea as an ARTist and not as a rapper.

Eyedea should forever be remembered as as one of the greatest! May he rest in peace.
stokes17
Profile Joined January 2011
United States1411 Posts
October 30 2011 04:52 GMT
#10
On October 30 2011 13:39 Back wrote:
You know when you don't care at all about something and you don't even know why you clicked on a thread about it, then you start reading and for some reason you don't stop, and 10 minutes later you now care about and respect said thing you didn't care about at all before? That means you have been through what we call "a really good post".


I could not have said that any better myself

So I'll just quote it
DoX.)
Profile Joined December 2008
Singapore6164 Posts
October 30 2011 04:53 GMT
#11
Wow all three of eminem's personas were really clear in that westwood clip :D
XDJuicebox
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States593 Posts
October 30 2011 04:53 GMT
#12
On October 30 2011 13:46 snigor wrote:
Cool post!
Show nested quote +
On October 30 2011 13:20 Silidons wrote:
You should probably learn from the greatest free style rapper...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40MA0pl7Oa0

Thing about Eyedea is he doesn't barely use any of that bullshit stuff. He has straight up rhythm and spits straight lines for minutes on end...It's an entirely different type of rap that in my eyes is more poetic than anything, I look at Eyedea as an ARTist and not as a rapper.

Eyedea should forever be remembered as as one of the greatest! May he rest in peace.


Yeah, Eyedea does everything I just outlined...a perfect example
And then you know what happened all of a sudden?
Haato
Profile Joined March 2011
Mexico81 Posts
October 30 2011 04:56 GMT
#13
can we not start a (poetry)art vs rap discussion please?
also can you please give a few more examples a la jedi mind tricks
death is easy, comedy is hard
XDJuicebox
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States593 Posts
October 30 2011 04:59 GMT
#14
On October 30 2011 13:56 Haato wrote:
can we not start a (poetry)art vs rap discussion please?
also can you please give a few more examples a la jedi mind tricks


I agree.

Well, I could, but I had other examples for everything else that they do...

I could break down a song, but I'm kind of tired :/
And then you know what happened all of a sudden?
phiinix
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States1169 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-10-30 05:47:42
October 30 2011 05:14 GMT
#15
The reason why Eminem is one of my favorites is because of the style. He has some of the cleverest rhymes I've ever heard, and stacks rhymes really really well.
Some people don't like him, but you can't deny that Immortal Technique has some of the best puns. Don't want to turn into a "watch this video" thread, but for anyone who's interested, the first verses on both "industrial revolution" and "Caught in a hustle" display really solid rhyming.
Yesterday I discovered Childish Gambino's "Freaks and Geeks" (yea that guy from derrick comedy+community) and I was really really impressed with his puns.

Come to think of it, I think puns are one of the primary reasons I listen to rap/hip-hop.

Edit: Haato, if you're interested.. actually no i WILL plug this song in because the lyricism is just that good.

True story...
Call me Thorburn, John H. Staff Sergeant, Marksman
Skilling, killing, illing
I'm able and willing
Kill a village elephant, rape and pillage your village
Illegitimate killers, US Military guerillas
This ain't a real war, Vietnam shit
World War II, that's a war, this is just a military conflict
Soothing, drug-abusing, Vietnamese women screwing
Sex, scampling and booz, and all the shit is amusing
Bitches and guns, this is every man's dream
I don't want to go home, where I'm just a ordinary human being

The verse starts out with some serious rhyme stacking and a few lines down has the soothing drug abusing vietnamese women screwing, sex, scampling and booz, and all the shit is amusing.

I don't listen to this track all that much, but i think it's one of greatest written tracks I've ever heard.
AroundTweed
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
New Zealand27 Posts
October 30 2011 05:15 GMT
#16
This is just what I was looking for! I reckon it'd be wise to have "rapper" as a backup career to being a full-time "poet" ^^. Better start practising.
ZessiM
Profile Joined April 2011
United Kingdom232 Posts
October 30 2011 05:24 GMT
#17
Awesome post, very interesting
Risen
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States7927 Posts
October 30 2011 05:50 GMT
#18
Jedi Mind Tricks so amazing, but yeah that Westwood vid is some sick shit. One of my friends showed that vid to me last year
Pufftrees Everyday>its like a rifter that just used X-Factor/Liquid'Nony: I hope no one lip read XD/Holyflare>it's like policy lynching but better/Resident Los Angeles bachelor
Mordanis
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States893 Posts
October 30 2011 05:55 GMT
#19
Reminds me of another guy from TL who did this type of thing
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=204646
Certainly very informative, nice guide :D
I love the smell of napalm in the morning... it smells like... victory. -_^ Favorite SC2 match ->Liquid`HerO vs. SlayerS CranK g.1 @MLG Summer Championship
lac29
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1485 Posts
October 30 2011 06:00 GMT
#20
Interesting post. I always like when I learn something new.
XDJuicebox
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States593 Posts
October 30 2011 06:29 GMT
#21
Hopefully we see more rappers soon
And then you know what happened all of a sudden?
HarryDresden
Profile Joined August 2011
United States59 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-10-30 06:58:41
October 30 2011 06:36 GMT
#22
[Edit] I was being a faaaaaaag
firehand101
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Australia3152 Posts
October 30 2011 06:49 GMT
#23
Haha nice, although i still think i wont be able to pluck up the courage to try infront of people, ill give it a go in the shower
The opinions expressed by our users do not reflect the official position of TeamLiquid.net or its staff.
Madchronz
Profile Joined October 2010
Canada6 Posts
October 30 2011 07:00 GMT
#24
how many bitts clits have i hit?
id slash the throat of any nit witt
that spit or talk shit
whip them in the head with my sick wit
and fuck everygirl with my 6 inch stick

ya i can rap too guys
Haters gonna hate.
XDJuicebox
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States593 Posts
October 30 2011 07:08 GMT
#25
On October 30 2011 16:00 Madchronz wrote:
how many bitts clits have i hit?
id slash the throat of any nit witt
that spit or talk shit
whip them in the head with my sick wit
and fuck everygirl with my 6 inch stick

ya i can rap too guys


That's considered rap, yes.
And then you know what happened all of a sudden?
Tektos
Profile Joined November 2010
Australia1321 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-10-30 07:15:14
October 30 2011 07:11 GMT
#26
Terran is OP
when I go to the bathroom I pee
I get out of bed
then kick you in the head
I stare into the sun
it is quite fun
oh noes now im blind
i like bacon with the rind
i dont like eating salad
this is an amazing ballad
Swede
Profile Joined June 2010
New Zealand853 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-10-30 08:06:42
October 30 2011 08:06 GMT
#27
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, my name is Ray Chou
I want to play now, just say how
You want it, I'm on it, any day now
I'm at the supermarket and it's time for me to pay now
A pretty bad rep, but that's a sexy ass chick
I'm slick, I pick this one to go lick my dick
Oh, shit, I'm way in over my head
I walked my skinny asian ass over to her and said
Hey, I'd like to pay with a check, and I'm amazin' at sex
Hey, I'm obsessed, let's go play in the bed
I said to the checkout girl at the fifth counter
I want to pound her, and she said let's bounce sir
Yeah, get her back to the bed, she attacked with the head
I'm like crap, this is it (pronounced more like "et"), don't laugh, this is sex
Don't be such a retard, come on kiddo, be smart
But as she does what she does I feel my little knee start
To wiggle, I giggle, my fat jiggles, I have a little
Problem, this is really bad, my bladder's brittle
I start to pout and shout as I try not to let it out
But my luck goes south and I release it into her mouth
She told me get out, I said sorry about the splatter
I have a weak bladder, what's the matter? I said with laughter
Then she called me a bastard, now I want to attack her,
Slap her, bash her, with my glory stick until she passers
Out and like put this shit on Brazzers, after
I'm done with the chick and her pride and stuff shatters
And after that I go home with my back hurtin'
And go on Facebook and share this rap with Matt Burman"


Don't take this the wrong way but... I wouldn't be proud of that if I were you. It's not funny, its topic is incredibly cliched (sex with 'bitches') and quite sexist, and it's the exact stereotype that non-rap fans have of rap - egotistical male-chauvinists talking about their fantasy sex lives.

But with that out of the way ... Great post! I've always wanted to learn to freestyle (and have made a few half-hearted attempts) but I've just never put in the effort. I think once my exams are over I might make a good go at it.

How long have you been doing it for?
sOm
Profile Joined January 2011
United States43 Posts
October 30 2011 08:09 GMT
#28
On October 30 2011 13:46 snigor wrote:
Cool post!
Show nested quote +
On October 30 2011 13:20 Silidons wrote:
You should probably learn from the greatest free style rapper...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40MA0pl7Oa0

Thing about Eyedea is he doesn't barely use any of that bullshit stuff. He has straight up rhythm and spits straight lines for minutes on end...It's an entirely different type of rap that in my eyes is more poetic than anything, I look at Eyedea as an ARTist and not as a rapper.

Eyedea should forever be remembered as as one of the greatest! May he rest in peace.


It's not just Eyedea, Slim from Atmosphere is amazing as well. It's funny, marshall mathers, eyedea, slug are some of my top favs for freestylists/rappers. Goos thread.
zOula...
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States898 Posts
October 30 2011 08:09 GMT
#29
On October 30 2011 14:55 mordanis wrote:
Reminds me of another guy from TL who did this type of thing
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=204646
Certainly very informative, nice guide :D


thanks for posting the link to tunk again. I watched it a long time ago when it was posted but I love it, tunk is so bad ass battling those doods
acidfreak
Profile Joined November 2010
Romania352 Posts
October 30 2011 08:10 GMT
#30
First of all..... This is called off da dome.Freestyle just means spitting a song to a new, unheard yet beat. Second of all not any "rapper" can do a off the dome. Spitting random shit is NOT good off da dome. This is real off da dome:

You can't out-think the swarm, you can't out-maneuver the swarm, and you certainly can't break the morale of the swarm.
SpoR
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States1542 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-10-30 10:00:18
October 30 2011 09:49 GMT
#31
Pretty sure you left out a lot of conscious hip hop info, but this is about freestyle rap mainly, so whatever.

But some things in conscious hip hop will purposefully not use the obvious rhyme word and instead use a synonym or antonym or something and then change the rhyme etc.

Example:

I saw the dead man crawl, sliding up the wall, rising up to hell, when he got to the top he dropped .... (instead of fell)

This is my shitty example but you see what I mean. And rising up to hell is the opposite of what you would expect to hear as well. Everything in these rhymes are metaphorical so you can almost interpret it however you want.


unrelated good lyrics
When I first got into magic, it was an underground phenomenon
Now everybody's like "pick a card, any card..."
If I shot my full load with the first hand I played
I'd be a monkey in a box hangin' with the David Blaines
I'd be swimmin' with the sharks, mouthes full of razor blades
But I'm not, I got out of that game - Escape Artist
I talk 'til I'm red in my face with strain polyps
I'll rock 'til I'm out of my range then raise octaves, I...
play through the pain and remain conscious
Refraining from commenting on the lame compliments
And the petty criticisms from those who ain't accomplished
Even one-fifths of some of this shit I made progress with
I'm leaving naysayers stumped like rain forests
After years of pullin' rabbit ears out my pants pockets
I'm not revealin' any tricks of the trade
It's just there ain't no magic in the breakdown baby

In an effort to make 'em all see what I found in my life I decided to give 'em a look
None of 'em gave it a glimpse and I guess that I'm sitting in the middle of an unread book
Letters are falling apart but the sentences stand on their own and the wording is permanent
Never been missed, I've just been misworded and misinterpreted, it's...
Funny how serving a sentence of solitary confinement
Results in the death sentences filling my writing assignment
I'm just wondering where my time went, it pulled a disappearing act
And every single assistant I ever had got sawed in half

You See I never payed attention
But I can't afford to laugh
'cause I'm lookin' for my break and an autograph for my cast
but I'm short on staff so all I ask is volunteers in the crowd
show a little bit of audience participation now
When I say hip (what do I say?)
You, you say shut the fuck up we ain't sayin shit!!!
And I'll respect it
Check it,
Got a flair for the dramatic exit
A fashionable entrance
Late to my own arraignment (Oh!)
The self-destructive things that I do for entertainment
My folks gave me this art, your broken heart is my pallet
While I was out honing my craft you was disowning your talent
That's why you still live at home and I bought this house off my parents
I'm getting ahead of myself (gettin ahead of myself)
I see the hair on my back (see the hair on my back)
I'm 'On The Road' reading Kerouac
It's poems versus better raps
I think to myself
What's worth remembering
Verses defending the size of my manhood or confessional canned goods?

In an effort to make 'em all see what I found in my life I decided to give 'em a look
None of 'em gave it a glimpse and I guess that I'm sitting in the middle of an unread book
Letters are falling apart but the sentences stand on their own and the wording is permanent
Never been missed, I've just been misworded and misinterpreted, it's...
Funny how serving a sentence of solitary confinement
Results in the death sentences filling my writing assignment
But none of this is getting told in confidence I reckon
I spin confidential records just to hold the listener's attention

I'm a veteran of spatial relationships
I clip ya wings to fit you in, head-shrinking magician
Shape-shifting reptilian turned body contortionist
Orphanages started offering torches to abortion clinics
I lost acquaintances in a morgue of lady friends
I gender bent the heaven-sent angelic devil-boy, and God's androgynous
I'm lookin' marvelous but looks CAN kill
And you're unsure about my sexual orientation still
Put me in a special kind of case that only breaks if
You hit it with a bouquet of flowers and baby breath arrangement
The vault is vacant
They're all looking for fault or blame
I called my agent
The moment that I caught the train
I let him know I'm going nowhere, and he's invited
If he leaves tonight then he just might help me find it
But this is my burden to bear, not his
And I'm a psychic without a sidekick holding the future hostage
A loose cannon standing on the rooftop with
A new respect and understanding of bartenders and locksmiths
They call me daredevil but I'm not precise enough
Unprofessional on an amateur level, I love my life too much

Escape Artist (x 5)

I'm in two places at once

Escape Artist

I ain't slept in months

Escape Artist

I'm just trying to get away
Ain't no magic in the breakdown baby
A man is what he thinks about all day long.
Bswhunter
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Australia954 Posts
October 30 2011 11:04 GMT
#32
Pretty awesome guide. I'm into Australian rap and this helps me appericate it abit more.
(Also lets me start freestyling n whatnot)
Stop browsing and do whatever it is you're supposed to do. TL will still be here when you get back
XDJuicebox
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States593 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-10-30 16:41:01
October 30 2011 16:28 GMT
#33
On October 30 2011 17:06 Swede wrote:
Show nested quote +
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, my name is Ray Chou
I want to play now, just say how
You want it, I'm on it, any day now
I'm at the supermarket and it's time for me to pay now
A pretty bad rep, but that's a sexy ass chick
I'm slick, I pick this one to go lick my dick
Oh, shit, I'm way in over my head
I walked my skinny asian ass over to her and said
Hey, I'd like to pay with a check, and I'm amazin' at sex
Hey, I'm obsessed, let's go play in the bed
I said to the checkout girl at the fifth counter
I want to pound her, and she said let's bounce sir
Yeah, get her back to the bed, she attacked with the head
I'm like crap, this is it (pronounced more like "et"), don't laugh, this is sex
Don't be such a retard, come on kiddo, be smart
But as she does what she does I feel my little knee start
To wiggle, I giggle, my fat jiggles, I have a little
Problem, this is really bad, my bladder's brittle
I start to pout and shout as I try not to let it out
But my luck goes south and I release it into her mouth
She told me get out, I said sorry about the splatter
I have a weak bladder, what's the matter? I said with laughter
Then she called me a bastard, now I want to attack her,
Slap her, bash her, with my glory stick until she passers
Out and like put this shit on Brazzers, after
I'm done with the chick and her pride and stuff shatters
And after that I go home with my back hurtin'
And go on Facebook and share this rap with Matt Burman"


Don't take this the wrong way but... I wouldn't be proud of that if I were you. It's not funny, its topic is incredibly cliched (sex with 'bitches') and quite sexist, and it's the exact stereotype that non-rap fans have of rap - egotistical male-chauvinists talking about their fantasy sex lives.

But with that out of the way ... Great post! I've always wanted to learn to freestyle (and have made a few half-hearted attempts) but I've just never put in the effort. I think once my exams are over I might make a good go at it.

How long have you been doing it for?


I've been rapping for 4 years now.

That freestyle was done a year ago, right around the time I started freestyling.
I didn't mean any of the things that I said, and I was still at the stage where I can't choose what I rap about yet, you know?

It just so happened that everything that rhymed with everything I was saying was really perverted :/

It's still a bit like that now, but it's gotten a lot better.

And you should! That feeling you get when you drop a sick line and everyone's like OHHHHHHHHHHHH is incredible.

Btw, in case I didn't make it clear, the goal is to start with random stuff
Then gradually work your way towards making sense and saying what you want so that it rhymes.
And then you know what happened all of a sudden?
Taekwon
Profile Joined May 2010
United States8155 Posts
October 30 2011 16:42 GMT
#34
Be a high IQ genius like Tablo
or
just practice and brainstorm raps til u drop
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SafeWord
Profile Joined February 2010
United States522 Posts
October 30 2011 17:01 GMT
#35
one of my fav artist and freestyles

Who needs players when you have God?
AirbladeOrange
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States2573 Posts
October 30 2011 17:15 GMT
#36
Cool OP. I admire the confidence it takes to get on a stage and just freestyle rap.
XDJuicebox
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States593 Posts
October 30 2011 17:36 GMT
#37
On October 31 2011 02:15 AirbladeOrange wrote:
Cool OP. I admire the confidence it takes to get on a stage and just freestyle rap.


Haha yeah, you kinda just gotta not care what people think. It was hard to do at first, but a lot of my friends rap as well, so it was easier that way
And then you know what happened all of a sudden?
Broodie
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Canada832 Posts
December 04 2011 21:33 GMT
#38
yo I remember looking at this thread a couple months ago, I didn't read much because I knew most of it already but it kindof reignited a flare to write again, I'd like to know if anyone would like to help me out with a battle rap theme, I already have my first verse down, I need someone to get the second verse and full battle in the end
SilentLiquid.Broodie - Author of Tango Terminal, Ophilia RE, Cajun Quandary, & The Beneath
creamwolf
Profile Joined September 2010
United States48 Posts
December 04 2011 22:10 GMT
#39
OP, Eminem is known to write his freestyles. Specifically the first video I listened to, I've heard those rhymes b4. Eyedea is a lot better to take examples from. His freestyles are 100% off the dome. Other rappers you might want to check out with unique styles: Slug, Brother Ali, Doseone, Sage Francis are all sick
i ez ur shit
amazingxkcd
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
GRAND OLD AMERICA16375 Posts
December 04 2011 22:16 GMT
#40
I'm the best mayne, I did it!!!!!!!
The world is burning and you rather be on this terrible website discussing video games and your shallow feelings
RastaMonsta
Profile Joined October 2011
304 Posts
December 04 2011 22:24 GMT
#41
Great post dude and Jedi min tricks are my favorite they are real rap. So much respect to them
ePdeLay
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
Australia220 Posts
January 10 2012 13:47 GMT
#42
i recommend you listen to mos def ,talib kweli and krs-one. Really smart rappers.
I also recommend you watch some def jam poetry especially talib kwelis one where he talks about religion.
mintiefresh
Profile Joined March 2011
Canada52 Posts
January 10 2012 15:18 GMT
#43
great post man. always nice to see a little hip hop culture around here. that eminem flow on BBC is ridiculous. Best living MC easily.
puppykiller
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States3126 Posts
July 23 2016 06:30 GMT
#44
So a few years ago I got a bit obsessive about learning to freestyle rap and a year and a half ago I embarked on this ridiculous project to rewrite an 80,000 word rhyme dictionary (classic rhymes) into a slant rhyme dictionary. I finished around 6 months ago and at the moment it probably is around 10,000 words because I had to cut tons from the list for being to obscure/archaic/not actually existing.

A week ago I had my cousin program it into a prototype program that spits words at you in a random order to a set tempo, either from a random string of rhyming words or a preselected one. The idea of this being that if you freestyle using it, you get more unique and interesting options reinforced in your head while simultaneously weening yourself off of classic rhyming habits.

It definitely serves its purpose, but now what the fuck do I do with it? I sort of feel like I just spent a year building myself a little vocab masturbation toy lol.
Why would I play sctoo when I can play BW?
alienman1902
Profile Joined May 2024
2 Posts
May 16 2024 06:17 GMT
#45
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