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We are extremely close to shutting down this thread for the same reasons the PUA thread was shut down. While some of the time this thread contains actual discussion with people asking help and people giving nice advice, it often gets derailed by rubbish that should not be here. The moderation team will be trying to steer this thread in a different direction from now on.

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2) Stupid brags. You can tell us about your nice success stories with someone, but posts such as 'lol 50 Tinder matches' are a no-no.
3) Any misogynistic bullshit, including discussion about rape culture.
4) One night stands and random sex. These are basically brags that invariably devolve into gender role discussions and misogynistic comments.

Last chance, guys. This thread is for dating advice and sharing dating stories. While gender roles, sociocultural norms, and our biological imperative to reproduce are all tangentially related, these subjects are not the main purpose of the thread. Please AVOID these discussions. If you want to discuss them at length, go to PMs or start a blog. If you disagree with someone's ideologies, state that you disagree with them and why they won't work from a dating standpoint and move on. We will not tolerate any lengthy derailments that aren't directly about dating.
bloodwhore~
Profile Joined September 2014
1010 Posts
Last Edited: 2016-01-02 11:53:31
January 02 2016 10:52 GMT
#15521
On January 02 2016 05:55 AeroGear wrote:
Please tell me she showered first or, at the very least after the previous night sex session, before you 'went down' on her again.

She didn't shower but she went to freshen up. She was not nasty down there the day after or anything.

On January 02 2016 19:37 B.I.G. wrote:
Also bloodwhore going down on a random girl is kinda nasty..

I don't really see the problem. I wouldn't go down on a girl if she seemed even a tiny bit nasty. She was really fresh, tasted pretty good too.
"Allahu akbar" - Techies.
Laurens
Profile Joined September 2010
Belgium4557 Posts
Last Edited: 2016-01-02 11:56:39
January 02 2016 11:56 GMT
#15522
On January 02 2016 19:52 bloodwhore~ wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 02 2016 05:55 AeroGear wrote:
Please tell me she showered first or, at the very least after the previous night sex session, before you 'went down' on her again.

She didn't shower but she went to freshen up. She was not nasty down there the day after or anything.

Show nested quote +
On January 02 2016 19:37 B.I.G. wrote:
Also bloodwhore going down on a random girl is kinda nasty..

I don't really see the problem. I wouldn't go down on a girl if she seemed even a tiny bit nasty. She was really fresh, tasted pretty good too.


As long as they go to the toilet after sex I don't see the problem either. Demanding a shower seems overkill
evilfatsh1t
Profile Joined October 2010
Australia8915 Posts
Last Edited: 2016-01-02 12:07:17
January 02 2016 12:04 GMT
#15523
in bloodwhores defense, going down on a random girl is not much 'nastier' than going down on ur gf. it doesnt take much for a random to become ur gf and its not like a girl becoming ur gf magically makes her 'cleaner' than when she was a random. also its not like you ask ur gf "so...youre clean down there right?" just to make sure before you go down on her.
as long as the randoms youre going down on arent hookers or known sluts that put out for everyone, youre gonna be fine
that said, please dont say going down on a girl was "fresh" and "tasted pretty good". we all know a girls private parts arent lemon scented and taste like fruit. saying that it was just makes you look like a pervert
LemOn
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United Kingdom8629 Posts
January 02 2016 12:08 GMT
#15524
On January 02 2016 05:55 AeroGear wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 31 2015 19:59 bloodwhore~ wrote:
Evening started with us talking a bit, then we started watching a movie and cuddling. After the movie we made out, I went down on her for a while then I inserted penis and came really fast, and that was it. I have had aproximately 0 appetite for food these last 3 days so I wasn't feeling very good, otherwise I might have tried to go for another round. This morning we started cuddling again and I went down on her again (until she came?), I don't know if she did but she told me to stop and seemed pleased. I think she wanted me to get off to but I told her it wasn't going up, I wasn't feeling it, had barely eaten anything the day before so I had zero energy left and my dick was like at 70% the last night. At that point she just thanked me for doing it and we started cuddling again.


Please tell me she showered first or, at the very least after the previous night sex session, before you 'went down' on her again.

Eh, why :D
Much is the father figure that I miss in my life. Go Daddy! DoC.LemOn, LemOn[5thF]
waffelz
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
Germany711 Posts
January 02 2016 12:45 GMT
#15525
On January 02 2016 21:04 evilfatsh1t wrote:
please dont say going down on a girl was "fresh" and "tasted pretty good". we all know a girls private parts arent lemon scented and taste like fruit. saying that it was just makes you look like a pervert

Taste differs bro. Could go into detail on this but I think stating that the taste of a woman’s private parts differs and there are things that taste way nastier but still get praised. Alcohol, various cheeses, weird fruits, dark chocolate… plus some genuinely enjoy doing it which usually changes your view on things. And if it is perverted to enjoy going down on a women, it is probably one of the best perversions ever. Like if a women enjoys to give blowjobs.

On January 02 2016 21:08 LemOn wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 02 2016 05:55 AeroGear wrote:
On December 31 2015 19:59 bloodwhore~ wrote:
Evening started with us talking a bit, then we started watching a movie and cuddling. After the movie we made out, I went down on her for a while then I inserted penis and came really fast, and that was it. I have had aproximately 0 appetite for food these last 3 days so I wasn't feeling very good, otherwise I might have tried to go for another round. This morning we started cuddling again and I went down on her again (until she came?), I don't know if she did but she told me to stop and seemed pleased. I think she wanted me to get off to but I told her it wasn't going up, I wasn't feeling it, had barely eaten anything the day before so I had zero energy left and my dick was like at 70% the last night. At that point she just thanked me for doing it and we started cuddling again.


Please tell me she showered first or, at the very least after the previous night sex session, before you 'went down' on her again.

Eh, why :D

Poor little boy is probably afraid of semen D:
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bloodwhore~
Profile Joined September 2014
1010 Posts
January 02 2016 16:29 GMT
#15526
On January 02 2016 21:04 evilfatsh1t wrote:please dont say going down on a girl was "fresh" and "tasted pretty good". we all know a girls private parts arent lemon scented and taste like fruit. saying that it was just makes you look like a pervert

Sure it doesn't taste like fruit, but it certainly doesn't taste bad either in my opinion. Just tasted neutral, and by fresh I just mean that it looked like she took care of herself and that her pussy was really good looking, like "I want my face there" good looking.


Poor little boy is probably afraid of semen D:

Yeah I am not really afraid about different body fluids etc. Watched too much shit online to be scared of that stuff.
"Allahu akbar" - Techies.
AeroGear
Profile Joined July 2009
Canada652 Posts
January 02 2016 17:10 GMT
#15527
On January 03 2016 01:29 bloodwhore~ wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 02 2016 21:04 evilfatsh1t wrote:please dont say going down on a girl was "fresh" and "tasted pretty good". we all know a girls private parts arent lemon scented and taste like fruit. saying that it was just makes you look like a pervert

Sure it doesn't taste like fruit, but it certainly doesn't taste bad either in my opinion. Just tasted neutral, and by fresh I just mean that it looked like she took care of herself and that her pussy was really good looking, like "I want my face there" good looking.


Show nested quote +
Poor little boy is probably afraid of semen D:

Yeah I am not really afraid about different body fluids etc. Watched too much shit online to be scared of that stuff.


Has nothing with being scared, it is just disgusting. Just like I wouldn't expect a girl to give me a blowjob right as I exit her ass, or give a rim job to a girl who just came back from taking a shit.

If you enjoy licking your way through stale body fluid, dried out sperm, seminal and vaginal fluids, more power to you, I'm not desperate to the point of lowering my standards to those of some horny animal, I don't have to.
Driven by hate, fueled by rage
bloodwhore~
Profile Joined September 2014
1010 Posts
Last Edited: 2016-01-02 18:17:53
January 02 2016 18:16 GMT
#15528
On January 03 2016 02:10 AeroGear wrote:
Has nothing with being scared, it is just disgusting. Just like I wouldn't expect a girl to give me a blowjob right as I exit her ass, or give a rim job to a girl who just came back from taking a shit.

If you enjoy licking your way through stale body fluid, dried out sperm, seminal and vaginal fluids, more power to you, I'm not desperate to the point of lowering my standards to those of some horny animal, I don't have to.

Well there is a big difference between gobbling that shit up like you haven't eaten for seven days and getting some microbes of a day old cum on your tongue. Unless she was hanging upside down like a bat after you came in here until you started going down on her and when you did you actively tried to slurp those last drips of cum from deep inside her pussy by shoving it in there I don't think you would notice it.
"Allahu akbar" - Techies.
waffelz
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
Germany711 Posts
January 02 2016 19:03 GMT
#15529
Thats a series of awfully detailed and pictorially posts... I like where this thread is going xD
RIP "The big travis CS degree thread", taken from us too soon | Honourable forum princess, defended by Rebs-approved white knights
IgnE
Profile Joined November 2010
United States7681 Posts
January 02 2016 20:34 GMT
#15530
On January 03 2016 02:10 AeroGear wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 03 2016 01:29 bloodwhore~ wrote:
On January 02 2016 21:04 evilfatsh1t wrote:please dont say going down on a girl was "fresh" and "tasted pretty good". we all know a girls private parts arent lemon scented and taste like fruit. saying that it was just makes you look like a pervert

Sure it doesn't taste like fruit, but it certainly doesn't taste bad either in my opinion. Just tasted neutral, and by fresh I just mean that it looked like she took care of herself and that her pussy was really good looking, like "I want my face there" good looking.


Poor little boy is probably afraid of semen D:

Yeah I am not really afraid about different body fluids etc. Watched too much shit online to be scared of that stuff.


Has nothing with being scared, it is just disgusting. Just like I wouldn't expect a girl to give me a blowjob right as I exit her ass, or give a rim job to a girl who just came back from taking a shit.

If you enjoy licking your way through stale body fluid, dried out sperm, seminal and vaginal fluids, more power to you, I'm not desperate to the point of lowering my standards to those of some horny animal, I don't have to.


So do you stop girls who want to go down on you if you haven't showered recently?
The unrealistic sound of these propositions is indicative, not of their utopian character, but of the strength of the forces which prevent their realization.
JoeCool
Profile Joined January 2012
Germany2520 Posts
January 02 2016 21:20 GMT
#15531
I spent the night of New Year's Eve with a couple of friends of mine plus some people I did not know before (some of my friends brought them along)... so we were a pretty big group with guys 'n gals. And there was one girl I was especially interested in, she lives in GB right now but is originally from my city and a good friend of my best friend, so I flirted with her all evening long but it seemed like she wasn't really interested...

@ 2am our hosts decided to go to bed so we were forced to leave the place and look for something else or go home aswell. Someone suggest to the girl I was flirting with that she should stay at my place since there were no busses/trains that could take her home that late (early)... and guess what? She smiled, I offered her to stay at my place and she agreed! )

Okay, so we were on our way to my apartment when she suddenly suggested going into my favourite club (I told her that I'm into Metal and where I'm always partying)... we had a great time there, danced to a couple of songs and had some drinks but when we tried to catch a tram home we found out that we had to wait ~1 hour. This was such an embarrassing moment, I apologized like three times for not knowing that there were no more trams at 5 in the morning. I mean I live there, I go out like every weekend...

Anyways, we sat at the stairs in the trainstation and I thought that I blew any chance I've ever had with her... but she stayed with me and still followed me to my place where we arrived at 6.20 am. I was really tired so there was not much going on except for kissing but we made out when we woke up at 11.00 am (or sth like that). And OMG this girl! She's into biting and stuff, and I seem to be very good at biting... and stuff! At least that's what I got from her reaction, I've never had a girl moaning so loud and satisfied.

When she had to leave - I took her to the nearest tram station - she kissed me fiercely (?) and told me give her a call... and that's basically what I did today. I sent her a message, invited her to my place (tomorrow evening) and she just said "Yes )".

She'll go back to GB sometime next week, which is completely fine since I do not intend to have a relationship with her. Plus I feel like this is the first time where I can be intimate with a woman without expecting sth serious... it's just amazing!

TLDR: I have no idea why I'm telling this story but I'm really happy right now. For the first time in my life it seems like I did almost everything right with a woman:
Skynx
Profile Blog Joined January 2013
Turkey7150 Posts
January 02 2016 21:43 GMT
#15532
Contrats! You know where's she living in GB?
"When seagulls follow the troller, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea. Thank you very much" - King Cantona | STX 4 eva
LemOn
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United Kingdom8629 Posts
January 03 2016 00:26 GMT
#15533
feel like this is the first time where I can be intimate with a woman without expecting sth serious...
it can be this way with every woman, what YOU want is what matters as long as you are honest about it
Much is the father figure that I miss in my life. Go Daddy! DoC.LemOn, LemOn[5thF]
paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13196 Posts
January 03 2016 00:59 GMT
#15534
if i were a girl and the dude came in 30 seconds... there would not be a repeat bang l0l
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LemOn
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United Kingdom8629 Posts
Last Edited: 2016-01-03 13:40:15
January 03 2016 13:38 GMT
#15535
On January 03 2016 09:59 paper wrote:
if i were a girl and the dude came in 30 seconds... there would not be a repeat bang l0l

Wtf? Most find it flattering I find, it's all about owning it and your attitude
Much is the father figure that I miss in my life. Go Daddy! DoC.LemOn, LemOn[5thF]
Luepert
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States1934 Posts
January 03 2016 19:42 GMT
#15536
On January 03 2016 22:38 LemOn wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 03 2016 09:59 paper wrote:
if i were a girl and the dude came in 30 seconds... there would not be a repeat bang l0l

Wtf? Most find it flattering I find, it's all about owning it and your attitude


If you were with a girl and after 30 seconds she told you she was done and had to stop, would there be a repeat bang?
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Mikau
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Netherlands1446 Posts
January 03 2016 19:59 GMT
#15537
Knowing that it sometimes happens in the excitement and that it's not necessarily representative of what you're like in bed? I would, assuming I liked the person.

And it's not like you're done. You can always go down on her or do other fun non-penetration stuff while you wait for round 2.
GoTuNk!
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
Chile4591 Posts
January 03 2016 20:08 GMT
#15538
mmm... Back with my gf I always came fast (def not 30 seconds, but for my average) the first time if we did not see for a while. That is not a problem as long as you "spoil her" with 3-5 rounds per day (spoil, her words)
bloodwhore~
Profile Joined September 2014
1010 Posts
January 03 2016 20:36 GMT
#15539
On January 04 2016 04:42 Luepert wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 03 2016 22:38 LemOn wrote:
On January 03 2016 09:59 paper wrote:
if i were a girl and the dude came in 30 seconds... there would not be a repeat bang l0l

Wtf? Most find it flattering I find, it's all about owning it and your attitude


If you were with a girl and after 30 seconds she told you she was done and had to stop, would there be a repeat bang?

If she went down on me afterwards I definitely would.
"Allahu akbar" - Techies.
NewSunshine
Profile Joined July 2011
United States5938 Posts
January 03 2016 22:20 GMT
#15540
On January 04 2016 04:42 Luepert wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 03 2016 22:38 LemOn wrote:
On January 03 2016 09:59 paper wrote:
if i were a girl and the dude came in 30 seconds... there would not be a repeat bang l0l

Wtf? Most find it flattering I find, it's all about owning it and your attitude


If you were with a girl and after 30 seconds she told you she was done and had to stop, would there be a repeat bang?

No, but there are a host of reasons a girl would say that, that a guy can't pull off. Loaded question.
"If you find yourself feeling lost, take pride in the accuracy of your feelings." - Night Vale
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