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We are extremely close to shutting down this thread for the same reasons the PUA thread was shut down. While some of the time this thread contains actual discussion with people asking help and people giving nice advice, it often gets derailed by rubbish that should not be here. The moderation team will be trying to steer this thread in a different direction from now on.

Posts of the following nature are banned:
1) ANYTHING regarding PUA. If your post contains the words 'alpha' or 'beta' or anything of that sort please don't hit post.
2) Stupid brags. You can tell us about your nice success stories with someone, but posts such as 'lol 50 Tinder matches' are a no-no.
3) Any misogynistic bullshit, including discussion about rape culture.
4) One night stands and random sex. These are basically brags that invariably devolve into gender role discussions and misogynistic comments.

Last chance, guys. This thread is for dating advice and sharing dating stories. While gender roles, sociocultural norms, and our biological imperative to reproduce are all tangentially related, these subjects are not the main purpose of the thread. Please AVOID these discussions. If you want to discuss them at length, go to PMs or start a blog. If you disagree with someone's ideologies, state that you disagree with them and why they won't work from a dating standpoint and move on. We will not tolerate any lengthy derailments that aren't directly about dating.
bloodwhore~
Profile Joined September 2014
1010 Posts
August 24 2015 21:49 GMT
#13661
If a grape is a girls pussy from tinder, then yes. Going out this wednesday to this party which is sort of like an octoberfest, she will be there. Hopefully going home with her in the evening.
"Allahu akbar" - Techies.
WarSame
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Canada1950 Posts
August 24 2015 23:25 GMT
#13662
On August 25 2015 04:45 bloodwhore~ wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 25 2015 02:42 WarSame wrote:but don't try to pretend like they weren't attractive anyway.

This should make me want her?

Cute paradox, but you seem to have misinterpreted either the paradox or me. I don't dislike the girl for not responding, I just don't really care. Do you expect me to be bothered that a random stranger on tinder decides not to respond, that would be truly messed up.

A more accurate version of that fox paradox would be if he thought "fuck that grape on the top of the tree" and then goes to eat a perfectly edible grapes on the lower branches which he can reach. That would be me.

It shouldn't make you want her, but you can't pretend like they're less attractive if they're not interested in you. Just admit that you couldn't swing it, and stop deluding yourself.
Can it be I stayed away too long? Did you miss these rhymes while I was gone?
kwizach
Profile Joined June 2011
3658 Posts
August 25 2015 00:43 GMT
#13663
On August 24 2015 18:41 bloodwhore~ wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 24 2015 10:36 IgnE wrote:
The guys in this article say the girls want to see shirtless pics and dicks even though they say they don't.

Feels like women do not know what they want at all, they say they want one thing and go for the exact opposite all the time.

Do try to avoid sexist clichés.
"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions." -- Stephen Colbert
IgnE
Profile Joined November 2010
United States7681 Posts
August 25 2015 01:24 GMT
#13664
On August 25 2015 06:49 bloodwhore~ wrote:
If a grape is a girls pussy from tinder, then yes. Going out this wednesday to this party which is sort of like an octoberfest, she will be there. Hopefully going home with her in the evening.


Wait does that mean you aren't a virgin anymore?
The unrealistic sound of these propositions is indicative, not of their utopian character, but of the strength of the forces which prevent their realization.
obesechicken13
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States10467 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-08-25 04:09:09
August 25 2015 04:08 GMT
#13665
On August 25 2015 10:24 IgnE wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 25 2015 06:49 bloodwhore~ wrote:
If a grape is a girls pussy from tinder, then yes. Going out this wednesday to this party which is sort of like an octoberfest, she will be there. Hopefully going home with her in the evening.


Wait does that mean you aren't a virgin anymore?


+ Show Spoiler +
I mean... shame on you all, creating this gender dichotomy where the value of the male is on how many women he sleeps with and the value of a female is the inverse... something something sjw
I think in our modern age technology has evolved to become more addictive. The things that don't give us pleasure aren't used as much. Work was never meant to be fun, but doing it makes us happier in the long run.
Mikau
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Netherlands1446 Posts
August 25 2015 04:46 GMT
#13666
Can we go back to talking about dating now?
IgnE
Profile Joined November 2010
United States7681 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-08-25 05:09:05
August 25 2015 05:08 GMT
#13667
On August 25 2015 13:08 obesechicken13 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 25 2015 10:24 IgnE wrote:
On August 25 2015 06:49 bloodwhore~ wrote:
If a grape is a girls pussy from tinder, then yes. Going out this wednesday to this party which is sort of like an octoberfest, she will be there. Hopefully going home with her in the evening.


Wait does that mean you aren't a virgin anymore?


+ Show Spoiler +
I mean... shame on you all, creating this gender dichotomy where the value of the male is on how many women he sleeps with and the value of a female is the inverse... something something sjw


whether or not bloodwhore should be respected as a valuable and whole human being is a different question from how we should interpret the value of his opinions on dating, and his virginity is an important qualifier when considering his advice
The unrealistic sound of these propositions is indicative, not of their utopian character, but of the strength of the forces which prevent their realization.
bloodwhore~
Profile Joined September 2014
1010 Posts
August 25 2015 09:05 GMT
#13668
On August 25 2015 08:25 WarSame wrote:
It shouldn't make you want her, but you can't pretend like they're less attractive if they're not interested in you. Just admit that you couldn't swing it, and stop deluding yourself.


God damn you're a persistant one. I honestly don't know why you think I don't think they're attractive? I just said I'm not interested in someone who is not interested in myself, that's not deluding myself, that's being a valuable and whole human being as IgnE put it.

Do try to avoid sexist clichés.

Eh, I think this one is acceptable to have. I'm not saying men know what they want either, just that people don't go for what they claim to want.

Wait does that mean you aren't a virgin anymore?

Depends on how you define virginity. If you only define it as piv, then no. I don't care about my virginity though so it doesn't matter to me.

Can we go back to talking about dating now?

Of course, if you have anything to discuss - go!

"Allahu akbar" - Techies.
Snotling
Profile Joined August 2011
Germany885 Posts
August 25 2015 14:27 GMT
#13669
On August 25 2015 18:05 bloodwhore~ wrote:

Depends on how you define virginity. If you only define it as piv, then no. I don't care about my virginity though so it doesn't matter to me.



so that strapon thing did happen :D
[UoN]Sentinel
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States11320 Posts
August 25 2015 14:46 GMT
#13670
Storytime!
Нас зовет дух отцов, память старых бойцов, дух Москвы и твердыня Полтавы
bloodwhore~
Profile Joined September 2014
1010 Posts
August 25 2015 15:56 GMT
#13671
On August 25 2015 23:27 Snotling wrote:
so that strapon thing did happen :D

Yeah I have no idea what you're talking about haha.
"Allahu akbar" - Techies.
[UoN]Sentinel
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States11320 Posts
August 25 2015 16:32 GMT
#13672
Oh it was waffelz who's getting pegged soon:

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/general/273445-dating-hows-your-luck?page=675#13489

I still defend my $4 BSB album. That shit is awesome!
Нас зовет дух отцов, память старых бойцов, дух Москвы и твердыня Полтавы
SCguineapig
Profile Blog Joined January 2013
Netherlands289 Posts
August 25 2015 16:52 GMT
#13673
On August 24 2015 21:48 QuanticHawk wrote:
it may be it may not be. point is none of us know. and your conclusion also implies that a relative stranger (ie a coworker) is owed a response to an im. unless you're actually a friend of the person in question you're not owed anything.

assuming something malicious is going on, or that she's looking for attention and ego stroking if she answered later - that's some salty ass, bordering on woman hating shit that poisons your entire thinking

save that shit when you actually know she's stringing you along or some shit.

Show nested quote +
On August 24 2015 21:42 bloodwhore~ wrote:
On August 24 2015 21:02 QuanticHawk wrote:
this is some salty ass shit lordy

just because a woman doesn't reply in a day, right away, or at all doesn't mean she's stringing you along or playing your ago. Assuming that automatically is so stupid

i mean in this specific instance it's a dude asking out a co worker. a lot of people follow the dont shit where you eat rule and wouldnt' respond to not make an awkward situation any weirder. Or she could have a bf and doesn't want to even give a hint of hope/is annoyed you ask without realizing that. Or she gets bombarded with fb/whatsapp messages from guys all the time and just ignores that shit since it's a really feeble way to ask someone out vs in person/on the phone.

i mean if you're that insistent on getting a response, throw on big boy pants and ask in person or over a phone convo. youll aways have a 100% response rate.

but to sit there and act like she's a bitch without actually knowing what her reason is says way more about you two than it does about her.

rejection is part of life. hearing a no or no reply doesnt automatically make someone a shithead. dont go passing off your shitty views on someone else


Aggressive.

There is a huge difference between actively not responding for the sake of testing someone and just not responding for a while. In my opinion testing someone like that points to immature behavior and not someone I would want to spend time with. If someone were to shit-test me well then, that shit just backfired because you failed my shit-test. The latter is fine with me.


of course most sane people would agree with that.

the issue here is that the automatic assumption from you two about a woman not replying within 24 hours to an unsolicited message from a coworker is HAH! SHITTEST! GOTCHA BITCH!




Okay I'm just gonna quote this post for funsies. But I never expected my post to spark so much discussion. I asked her out and she didn't respond.

I know she doesn't have a BF so thats not the reason she didn't reply. Like, if she replies in like a week or maybe more, that would be awesome but I'm not counting on it. In the meantime I'm just gonna contiue believing that she has trouble saying no (like she told me last week) and that my hopes of dating her are dashed. I'm just gonna move on, and so should you guys move on from this topic and talk more about your own dating stories (or attempts).
broodwar wasn't perfect
LemOn
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United Kingdom8629 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-08-25 22:48:14
August 25 2015 22:43 GMT
#13674
Girl had period today. (yay condom slipped off a few times before :D)
Are there any troopers that go ahead anyways when its their time of the month?
Tips?


First month she openly admitted it, before she was embarrassed. I encourage her to talk to me about masturbation etc. pretty sure she'd be open to this too, but only time I've done it before was in the shower with my ex. And that was like 1 time
Much is the father figure that I miss in my life. Go Daddy! DoC.LemOn, LemOn[5thF]
[UoN]Sentinel
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States11320 Posts
August 25 2015 23:09 GMT
#13675
"A true knight fears not bloodying his lance"
-Sir Lancelot

"Drill, baby, drill!"
-J. D. Rockefeller

"The best engines can carry their load in all kinds of tunnels"
-Thomas the Tank Engine

"Every ketchup needs some mayonnaise"
-Ronald McDonald
Нас зовет дух отцов, память старых бойцов, дух Москвы и твердыня Полтавы
GoTuNk!
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
Chile4591 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-08-26 03:09:02
August 26 2015 02:06 GMT
#13676
"A pirate is never afraid to use his sword, even if he has to stain it with blood"
CosmicSpiral
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States15275 Posts
August 26 2015 02:22 GMT
#13677
"Tis only a flesh wound"

- Hipster movie you wouldn't know about
WriterWovon man nicht sprechen kann, darüber muß man schweigen.
IgnE
Profile Joined November 2010
United States7681 Posts
August 26 2015 04:52 GMT
#13678
It honestly depends. Is it the heaviest day of the period? Is this the only time you can see this girl in 3 weeks or do you see her every other day? Is it worth ruining some sheets/blankets over if it is really bloody? Can it wait?
The unrealistic sound of these propositions is indicative, not of their utopian character, but of the strength of the forces which prevent their realization.
Laurens
Profile Joined September 2010
Belgium4557 Posts
August 26 2015 06:19 GMT
#13679
I did that a couple times at uni with my gf, she was pretty open-minded about these things.

The worst part was the sheets being pretty bloody afterwards. Especially if you have a scout cleaning your room and changing your sheets, pretty awkward. Though I imagine they encounter much worse stuff.
bloodwhore~
Profile Joined September 2014
1010 Posts
August 26 2015 08:39 GMT
#13680
I'd give it a go. Not sure I would want to do it in my bed though. Perhaps bend her over the desk for easier clean-up.
"Allahu akbar" - Techies.
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