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We are extremely close to shutting down this thread for the same reasons the PUA thread was shut down. While some of the time this thread contains actual discussion with people asking help and people giving nice advice, it often gets derailed by rubbish that should not be here. The moderation team will be trying to steer this thread in a different direction from now on.

Posts of the following nature are banned:
1) ANYTHING regarding PUA. If your post contains the words 'alpha' or 'beta' or anything of that sort please don't hit post.
2) Stupid brags. You can tell us about your nice success stories with someone, but posts such as 'lol 50 Tinder matches' are a no-no.
3) Any misogynistic bullshit, including discussion about rape culture.
4) One night stands and random sex. These are basically brags that invariably devolve into gender role discussions and misogynistic comments.

Last chance, guys. This thread is for dating advice and sharing dating stories. While gender roles, sociocultural norms, and our biological imperative to reproduce are all tangentially related, these subjects are not the main purpose of the thread. Please AVOID these discussions. If you want to discuss them at length, go to PMs or start a blog. If you disagree with someone's ideologies, state that you disagree with them and why they won't work from a dating standpoint and move on. We will not tolerate any lengthy derailments that aren't directly about dating.
bloodwhore~
Profile Joined September 2014
1010 Posts
July 20 2015 21:32 GMT
#13181
i used to have that problem once in a while like i said earlier, just dont touch your dick dont think about porn dont watch porn or do anything besides piss or wash it and after a couple of days your erections will come back


Well that's exactly what I'm going to do...
"Allahu akbar" - Techies.
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17922 Posts
July 20 2015 21:42 GMT
#13182
On July 21 2015 06:32 bloodwhore~ wrote:
Show nested quote +
i used to have that problem once in a while like i said earlier, just dont touch your dick dont think about porn dont watch porn or do anything besides piss or wash it and after a couple of days your erections will come back


Well that's exactly what I'm going to do...

It only happened to me twice, once i attribute to the fact i had the Flu, the other i dunno. but after 4-5 days i think it came back in full force
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
farvacola
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States18866 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-07-20 21:50:22
July 20 2015 21:50 GMT
#13183
Y'all just gotta realize that men have been pondering their dick problems for thousands of years now
"when the Dead Kennedys found out they had skinhead fans, they literally wrote a song titled 'Nazi Punks Fuck Off'"
[UoN]Sentinel
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States11320 Posts
July 20 2015 22:47 GMT
#13184
Go for a month, my Muslim friends confide that the first time they jack off after Ramadan it feels and looks glorious.
Нас зовет дух отцов, память старых бойцов, дух Москвы и твердыня Полтавы
IgnE
Profile Joined November 2010
United States7681 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-07-20 23:25:33
July 20 2015 23:25 GMT
#13185
Is there a special prohibition against masturbation during Ramadan that isn't in force the rest of the year? Or is it like exceeding the speed limit in a construction zone: the fine is doubled?
The unrealistic sound of these propositions is indicative, not of their utopian character, but of the strength of the forces which prevent their realization.
[UoN]Sentinel
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States11320 Posts
July 20 2015 23:44 GMT
#13186
On July 21 2015 08:25 IgnE wrote:
Is there a special prohibition against masturbation during Ramadan that isn't in force the rest of the year? Or is it like exceeding the speed limit in a construction zone: the fine is doubled?

Not sure, but I guess it's better to stay on the safe side.
Нас зовет дух отцов, память старых бойцов, дух Москвы и твердыня Полтавы
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States46231 Posts
July 21 2015 01:12 GMT
#13187
On July 21 2015 07:47 [UoN]Sentinel wrote:
Go for a month, my Muslim friends confide that the first time they jack off after Ramadan it feels and looks glorious.


...and looks?
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
[UoN]Sentinel
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States11320 Posts
July 21 2015 01:24 GMT
#13188
On July 21 2015 10:12 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 21 2015 07:47 [UoN]Sentinel wrote:
Go for a month, my Muslim friends confide that the first time they jack off after Ramadan it feels and looks glorious.


...and looks?

I'd imagine it's akin to filling a super soaker with milk.
Нас зовет дух отцов, память старых бойцов, дух Москвы и твердыня Полтавы
Dark_Chill
Profile Joined May 2011
Canada3353 Posts
July 21 2015 01:27 GMT
#13189
Your children have great complexity
CUTE MAKES RIGHT
WarSame
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Canada1950 Posts
July 21 2015 05:48 GMT
#13190
Whenever I'm with women I have the opposite problem. Rock hard just from dancing with them, sitting on a bed with them, etc. I was watching a movie with a woman and I was rock hard for it, and until I left. It's annoying, sometimes I feel like an early teen still with how much wood I get.
Can it be I stayed away too long? Did you miss these rhymes while I was gone?
Zooper31
Profile Joined May 2009
United States5713 Posts
July 21 2015 06:03 GMT
#13191
On July 20 2015 16:22 Chocolate wrote:
In my area bots are always 23 or 25, X number of miles away, and usually out of my league

So if I match with someone like that I wait about 3 hours to see if the message me the whole "very intimate and skilled in bed" shit. If you message them before they do that they'll send "match "

Also they leave your matches within a couple hours of sending you spam

On a related note I despise Tinder's algorithm to prevent you from depleting all of the people in your area. I guess they do what they need to do to get you to come back though


Yep always the max miles away I have set, usually have 1-3 pictures, and the pictures are always model quality photos.
Asato ma sad gamaya, tamaso ma jyotir gamaya, mrtyor mamrtam gamaya
Jerubaal
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States7684 Posts
July 21 2015 06:16 GMT
#13192
I think one reason Tinder doesn't let you go through everyone at once is to help reduce spam. "Reduce."
I'm not stupid, a marauder just shot my brain.
seom
Profile Joined January 2013
South Africa491 Posts
July 21 2015 07:07 GMT
#13193
just ended a seven year relationship... it had been touch and go for the last few months but last night was the final nail in the coffin.

she blamed my problems with drugs, not being interested enough in her family and us just being " too different from each other". she says she still wants me to be part of her life later down the line but I don't know, I'm not on speaking terms with any of my old ex girlfriends but this might be different.

I thought I would be ok but it feels like my heart has been ripped out of my chest.

gg no re.
killercrock
Profile Joined March 2013
Poland18 Posts
July 21 2015 08:41 GMT
#13194
Hey Bloodwhore i want to give you some advice on your problem and say something from me. First of all you can fap and watch porn and do whatever you want i will tell you that it doesnt matter. There is one very important thing to do with a girl to make sex a pleasure.. its called FOREPLAY.. yes its not only for girls men can benefit from it too. Also i think that this advice about getin naked and feel comfortable is wrong you should start in your clothes for sure. Start from kissing hugging and touching. Do it for as long as you and she needs 30mins or 1h. Try to get her clothes off very slow one piece at a time maybe ask if she have some body lotion and you can give her a massage on her back slowly going for her legs, ass then breast :D. Im sure at some point you and her will get extremly horny then everything will be easy! Good luck sir just enjoy your time with the girl dont rush, take your time and have fun

Im sorry for bad english.
bloodwhore~
Profile Joined September 2014
1010 Posts
July 21 2015 10:42 GMT
#13195
On July 21 2015 17:41 killercrock wrote:
Hey Bloodwhore i want to give you some advice on your problem and say something from me. First of all you can fap and watch porn and do whatever you want i will tell you that it doesnt matter. There is one very important thing to do with a girl to make sex a pleasure.. its called FOREPLAY.. yes its not only for girls men can benefit from it too. Also i think that this advice about getin naked and feel comfortable is wrong you should start in your clothes for sure. Start from kissing hugging and touching. Do it for as long as you and she needs 30mins or 1h. Try to get her clothes off very slow one piece at a time maybe ask if she have some body lotion and you can give her a massage on her back slowly going for her legs, ass then breast :D. Im sure at some point you and her will get extremly horny then everything will be easy! Good luck sir just enjoy your time with the girl dont rush, take your time and have fun

Im sorry for bad english.


We had plenty of foreplay at least the first time. Making out forever which isn't really as fantastic as I imagined it, probably would be way better with someone I had a crush on. Lots of grinding, grabbing etc.

I don't think the foreplay or the nervousness is my problem even if some of you guys might think so.
"Allahu akbar" - Techies.
Shiragaku
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Hong Kong4308 Posts
July 21 2015 10:46 GMT
#13196
So I started trying out online dating and after getting past Tumblr gender identities, I am finding myself with a problem. Being trans, I identify as female but I am closer to a pretty boy than looking like a typical girl which makes me wonder if I should approach straight guys or girls at all or simply wait for them to approach me given how odd this situation is.
killercrock
Profile Joined March 2013
Poland18 Posts
July 21 2015 11:08 GMT
#13197
On July 21 2015 19:42 bloodwhore~ wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 21 2015 17:41 killercrock wrote:
Hey Bloodwhore i want to give you some advice on your problem and say something from me. First of all you can fap and watch porn and do whatever you want i will tell you that it doesnt matter. There is one very important thing to do with a girl to make sex a pleasure.. its called FOREPLAY.. yes its not only for girls men can benefit from it too. Also i think that this advice about getin naked and feel comfortable is wrong you should start in your clothes for sure. Start from kissing hugging and touching. Do it for as long as you and she needs 30mins or 1h. Try to get her clothes off very slow one piece at a time maybe ask if she have some body lotion and you can give her a massage on her back slowly going for her legs, ass then breast :D. Im sure at some point you and her will get extremly horny then everything will be easy! Good luck sir just enjoy your time with the girl dont rush, take your time and have fun

Im sorry for bad english.


We had plenty of foreplay at least the first time. Making out forever which isn't really as fantastic as I imagined it, probably would be way better with someone I had a crush on. Lots of grinding, grabbing etc.

I don't think the foreplay or the nervousness is my problem even if some of you guys might think so.


uh.. so you dont have a crush on her? Do you think she is pretty at least? I dont know maybe it is actually her fault :D
marvellosity
Profile Joined January 2011
United Kingdom36161 Posts
July 21 2015 11:30 GMT
#13198
On July 21 2015 19:42 bloodwhore~ wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 21 2015 17:41 killercrock wrote:
Hey Bloodwhore i want to give you some advice on your problem and say something from me. First of all you can fap and watch porn and do whatever you want i will tell you that it doesnt matter. There is one very important thing to do with a girl to make sex a pleasure.. its called FOREPLAY.. yes its not only for girls men can benefit from it too. Also i think that this advice about getin naked and feel comfortable is wrong you should start in your clothes for sure. Start from kissing hugging and touching. Do it for as long as you and she needs 30mins or 1h. Try to get her clothes off very slow one piece at a time maybe ask if she have some body lotion and you can give her a massage on her back slowly going for her legs, ass then breast :D. Im sure at some point you and her will get extremly horny then everything will be easy! Good luck sir just enjoy your time with the girl dont rush, take your time and have fun

Im sorry for bad english.


We had plenty of foreplay at least the first time. Making out forever which isn't really as fantastic as I imagined it, probably would be way better with someone I had a crush on. Lots of grinding, grabbing etc.

I don't think the foreplay or the nervousness is my problem even if some of you guys might think so.

Making out should be one of the best things ever.
[15:15] <Palmar> and yes marv, you're a total hottie
unsaeglich
Profile Joined June 2015
260 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-07-21 12:06:55
July 21 2015 11:46 GMT
#13199
@bloodwhore when you wake up in the morning, aren't you crazy horny? Just try to beginn with that. I think a girl can do many things that make her sexy besides being hot, so unless you find her ugly that shouldn't be an issue.
I mean if you have the possibility to make out with gay friend you could do that. I did that too, and don't regrett it, he's still the only boy who I kiss with when we see each other, very nice and handsome guy, but for me it's like for you, I just don't get horny at all, even tho we made out when we were drunk. I just know the sad truth that I am not bi :/

@shiragaku, what speaks against using a gay dating side?
bloodwhore~
Profile Joined September 2014
1010 Posts
July 21 2015 11:47 GMT
#13200
On July 21 2015 20:08 killercrock wrote:
uh.. so you dont have a crush on her? Do you think she is pretty at least? I dont know maybe it is actually her fault :D


Nope, I think it has to do with that we're not really that compatible personality wise for a relationship. The thing we have in common is that we're both training a lot other than that I myself find it slightly hard to have fun small talk with her. So I don't really long to talk to her. She is however quite a good conversationalist so she asks a lot of questions and is more or less the carry in that regard.

Her face is cute and her body is really sexy so I don't think it's that, but sure my penis might have worked if I was doing it with someone I had a crush on. Last year I had a crush on a girl and I would pop boners all the time in lectures thinking about her, it was like I was 14 again. (I have never talked to that girl though so I don't know it might be a complete let down if I did).

Looking back at all females I've gotten to know so far I think the girl that I "friend zoned" earlier in this thread have been the closest to what I want in terms of personality. Really easy to talk to, has a lot of unique hobbies, she was a bit of a weeb so she knows the internet world a bit.

The hobby is probably the most important thing for me. The girl I'm talking to right now only seem to have running as a hobby, and she has literally no idea about anything that goes on on the internet which makes her kinda boring to me.

I think I have too high standards in general, high standard in regards to I want her to be kinda like me personality wise, and at the same time be really hot. And they don't really go together, unless you're me that is.
"Allahu akbar" - Techies.
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