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Sometimes, it's good to reflect on ourselves, the good and the bad.
It thought we should share our embarrassing moments with each other, reflect on them, and be amused at ourselves, and each others stories. Compare and enjoy them. I know I have TONS of stories.
So lets hear it, what is an embarrassing chapter of your life?
Because of my stories, I now have more on this
One to kick things off, it is a bit of a read, but SUPER embarrassing.
A good friend of mine, Clair, called me at work one Friday and asked if I wanted to go to a party in the next town over. She told me that it is her cousins birthday. I have never met this cousin, or her house mates, but I was invited to the party, and since it is the next town over, I was allowed to stay there the night.
So things were set, and we got in my car after work with an overnight bag, and a bottle of vodka, and went to the party.
Now, I live in the Middle East, where lots of Filipino workers stay. They are poor people and make the best of the situation. So the birthday girl lives in a one bedroom apartment with 12-15 other people, and they all share one room with bunk beds.
So I got to the party, and there are two interesting characters there. 1. An overly homosexual, in-your-face gay guy. You know the type. He called him self Alice. The second a beautiful Filipina girl who lives in the house.
The gay guy was all over me that night, touching me, trying to dance with me, he really fancied me. The girl was hot, and after a few drinks we really hit it off, and I spent the night dancing with her, things were going well with this girl.
So, the party ends, we all head for bed, and I am sooo drunk to say the least. So I am in this girls bed (yes, in the room full of people) and we are kissing and I am drunkenly trying to remove her bra. Now, I can't remember exactly who went first, but we both just vomited. We were sick everywhere.
A couple of her friends help her to the bathroom and clean her up, everyone else was asleep and I am left to be aided by the gay guy.
So I am super drunk remember, but he removes all of my clothes and gives me a 'good' cleaning, not leaving even a bit of vomit or dirt, then dresses me in fresh clothes.
Now, the bed I was going to sleep in is now taken, the girls bed is full of sick, so I just slept in the gay guys bed as he was in the bathroom cleaning the worst off of my clothes.
The next day I wake up, in the arms of this guy, everyone is laughing at me, and despite my memory of them being asleep, they have a bunch of videos and pictures to remind me of this moment.
So I somehow went from a good time with a hot asian girl, to being spooned in the arms of a gay asian cross dresser called Alice..
I didn't want to look at all the photos. I stopped looking at them after I saw his tongue in my ear....I didn't want too see the rest, and I am glad there is no memory of it!
So I am hoping we can have a good laugh at this, and share some of our own stories.
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This should be a fun thread 
When I was in the 7th grade and Tear-away pants were still cool, I jumped off of a swing, but my pants got caught in the chain, and I went flying through the air in my tighty-whities 
edit: I guess this isn't my MOST embarassing story, but I'm gonna wait to see what other people post before I start dropping better ones
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Haha, those pants were an embarrassment in their own right haha.
Cmon, I shared how I got, in the eyes of some governments, sexually molested by an Asian cross dresser.
Ok, here is another one.
So I went to the supermarket, and I saw this cute girl at the cash desk. She was from the Philippines, and super beautiful. So I shyly waited in que and had a quick chat with her. I could feel there was a little something there.
So I told a filipino friend about this meeting, and asked if there was anything I can say to her in Tagalog that might impress her. So my friend gave me a phrase, and said it is an expression that means something like 'I think you have beautiful eyes' and she explained Filipinos quite like eyes.
So I spent the night committing this phrase to memory and practicing my pronunciation. I built up some confidence and went back to the store just to speak to her again.
I waited in que behind a couple of other customers and she saw me and gave me a smile.
Wow, I could tell this was going well already, she seemed genuinely happy to see I came back.
I waited for what seemed like a LOOOONG time for my turn to have my items scanned. I repeated this phrase a dozen times in my head while waiting.
It gets to my turn and she smiles at me and says 'Hi! I'm happy to see you again'
I was nervous, I couldn't even greet her, I just went blank. In my nerves, I just straight away said this phrase to her.
She gasps, puts her hands to her mouth and shouts 'What the!' then she slaps me in the face, and calls me a pervert, and I get escorted out the shop by the security guard near the door.
Turns out I asked if I could feel up her tits.....
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Was in gym class this one time and getting changed and my wang was hanging out my boxers... everyone noticed and was like "oh my days dude put it away!"
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Here is another embarrassing story.
I was in a club, and I got to dancing with this beautiful girl. Things were going well, and she asked me back to her place 
So I get to her villa and she walks me through to her room.......
I walk in the room, and it is a small fridge, a wardrobe and 4 bunk beds. There are a few people asleep and 2 girls playing cards on the floor.
This girl kisses me, and then suggests we go to her bed, which is the top bunk, with a girl sleeping below her.
So, I have had a few, and think, screw it, lets do this even with the people in the room.
So I climb over this girl, close the curtain around her bed, and don't hold back at all.
Halfway through the act, another room mate walks in the room and opens the curtain to reveal us both.......
It was really embarrassing.....
I just decided to leave. I put on some boxer shorts, and grab my clothes and leave the room, only to walk into a lounge area with about 20 people who all just stare at me. I had to walk around all these staring eyes, in my boxers and get to the front door. I couldn't open it, I had to ask for help, and reluctantly a girl comes over and helps me out with the door.
Pretty shocking really.
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How does this shit keep happening to you lol
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Yeah, it feels like we've had 3-4 threads just like this already
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They're old. And this one's starting off really well.
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I did look up the older threads, but one was specific about things at school, at some not been posted on for several years. A lot has happened since then, and we have all new members.
On August 13 2011 04:32 Condor Hero wrote:
How does this shit keep happening to you lol
Haha, I have no idea. I kinda of follow that film 'yes man' I just accept invites and don't say no to a lot of things.
So I once dated a Filipina girl, she was very pretty, and also poor. She lived in a villa with, and I kid you not, 70-80 people at one time. The house was divded up with fake walls and partitions. The house became a maze of curtain walls, ply wood, with bunk beds and storage everywhere.
The sad truth is, a lot of Filipinos, and people live like that is this country, and they can be a source of crime (Alcohol and contraband and also keeping people who havn't got their paper work in order.) The police, every so often, just raid the house.
So I was in the house one night, in her bed, and we were, you know.....
Then, this woman runs into the room, and once again I have the curtain around the bed pulled open in the middle of this act!! But that wasn't the worst bit. The woman was the landlord who just explained the police are raiding the street and they are in the house!.
Now I have everything in order, but in a muslim country, you are not allowed to live with a girl you're not married to. I wouldn't have gotten into a lot of trouble, but being caught in her bedroom, even with clothes on, would lead to an investigation against me, I just don't want to deal with that.
So we both quickly had to throw our clothes on, but no time!
So I put on some boxers, grab my pants and shirt and get lead out of the back door, around the corner and I am told to wait in this court yard of a near by house.
So I am stood there, middle of the night, in my underwear, pulled from the act. Around me are like 4 other guys, and a couple of girls in a similar situation as me haha.
I turn around, and look at these people in their underwear, sat in essentially a garbage pit, and we just laugh out loud haha.
We hung out for an hour, then got called back because the police left, but not before a few pedestrians look around this corner and see 7 or so people in their underwear laughing. I can only imagine what they thought.
Pretty bad huh?
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there's already 3~ embarassing ones involving fillipino women. What are the odds?
So my most embarassing moment was prob when I got caught masturbating by my mom. I was lying naked on the bathroom floor looking at the ceiling and she walked in and I lept to my feet and climbed into the shower.
We never spoke of it.
+ Show Spoiler +Actually my most embarassing moment involved this fillipino girl with a wooden eye. We got set up on a blind date because I'm not exactly prince charming (I have a hairlip) and we go to this sorta cantina thing with live music playing and we sit there awkwardly for a few minutes, just trading nervous glances until she asks me if I want to dance and I was so nervous/excited I say "Would I! Would I!" and she just gets super pissed, stands up, flips the table ( (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻) and says "Hairlip" before storming off all madI
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Here is another one for you guys. Cmon, we have 500 views, lets hear some stories. Or you can ask me about mine, or tell me what you think about them
So, I am in this club with some guy friends, we decided to have a bit of a guys night at a club. We are having a good time dancing and drinking.
From across the floor I lock eyes with this Asian girl. She looks pretty and invites me over to her with her eyes. So I walk over, and begin the FJ magic haha.
This girl seems really 'friendly' with me, there is a lot of touching and it is obvious what she wants from me....She is asking a lot of questions like 'Do you like me? Are you into people like me? She asks this because sometimes white people don't like the Filipino people here, and everyone I meet is surprised I like the culture, have Filipino friends, and speak taglaog (some what).
My thoughts of this girl are that she is pretty, she isn't stunning or amazing, but not ugly or anything like that. So she invites me to her place, and I agree to go.
We get to her apartment, she shuts the door and kisses me on the lips, but not a long one. Then she takes me to her bed.
She is laying on top of me, and she is straight into it, she takes off her top, and then mine, then she whispers in my ear that she has no underwear on. And then she takes off her pants.
There it is, staring me in the face........it's a trap!
It all makes sense now... the weights on the floor, the large hands, the questions.....she was asking if I was a gay!!!!
OMG!
In my defense, if I can even make one, it was dark, I was drinking, and (if I can stereotype for a moment) Asians have small chests, and feminine features....does this make me gay? I hope not haha
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TL.net is probably the best site if you are into asian guys
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On August 13 2011 05:24 Starcraftplaylist wrote:
TL.net is probably the best site if you are into asian guys
Man seeking Asian Man. Must play zerg. Must have 100+ apm. 6 pooling is a deal breaker.
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I trash talked to some guy putting videos on youtube about a game and then when i got challenged I accepted, got raped, then had the match put on youtube and there were quite a few people laughing their asses off at how bad i was.. i guess thats what happens when you're 14 trying to challenge hardcore adults at an rts.
My pretenses about me being good were shattered temporarily but slowly refreshed as i went back to only competing with fellow 14 year olds.
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On August 13 2011 05:25 ChinaLifeXXL wrote:Show nested quote +On August 13 2011 05:24 Starcraftplaylist wrote:
TL.net is probably the best site if you are into asian guys Man seeking Asian Man. Must play zerg. Must have 100+ apm. 6 pooling is a deal breaker.
Someone please create a Starcraft 2 Wanted Ads Thread right now.
By the way, FJ, you're frickin hilarious lmao. Even though I'm dating a Filipina.
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When I was a very young lad I was at a karate studio while my brother took a class. There were chairs for parents and people to watch the class and my mom was sitting in one of them. I was sitting with my mom but I got up to go to wander around a bit and eventually headed back to find my mom because I wanted to sit on her lap. I don't know exactly how this happened but I must not have been looking where I was going to sit and I ended up climbing up the lap of some guy I didn't know only to realize that it wasn't my mom. To this day I still remember this event and how embarrassed I was at such a young age. Thinking about it now it was before I had glasses and I must have had horrible eyesight. But holy shit that is still a crazy mistake to make.
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On August 13 2011 05:26 Justjealouse wrote:
I trash talked to some guy putting videos on youtube about a game and then when i got challenged I accepted, got raped, then had the match put on youtube and there were quite a few people laughing their asses off at how bad i was.. i guess thats what happens when you're 14 trying to challenge hardcore adults at an rts.
My pretenses about me being good were shattered temporarily but slowly refreshed as i went back to only competing with fellow 14 year olds.
That game wasn't Halo Wars was it?
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So I once dated a Filipina girl, she was very pretty, and also poor. She lived in a villa with, and I kid
haha oh man, if u look through your stories every single one includes a poor filipina girl, you are into poor ppl ?  just kinda intersting.
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On August 13 2011 05:27 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:Show nested quote +On August 13 2011 05:25 ChinaLifeXXL wrote:On August 13 2011 05:24 Starcraftplaylist wrote:
TL.net is probably the best site if you are into asian guys Man seeking Asian Man. Must play zerg. Must have 100+ apm. 6 pooling is a deal breaker. Someone please create a Starcraft 2 Wanted Ads Thread right now. By the way, FJ, you're frickin hilarious lmao. Even though I'm dating a Filipina.
haha, you think?
I live a CRAZY life in Dubai. Everyday is amazing. I am an average British 20 year old. But here, WOW it is crazy. I have been arrested...twice. Literally ran from the police, been attacked, been to the richest and poorest places in the world and done some incredible things. Each has it's own good story to tell.
Your dating a filipina? I love Filipinos, the happiest nicest people I know. Despite my experiences, I still continue to date them
Would you like to know how to ask if you can feel her tits in tagalog?
I speak taglaog, some what, Im still a tagalog student. A good line I use, is ask a girl for a kiss or to feel her tits haha and pretend I thought it meant something else. It is a good ice breaker. Then later, I can say 'well, you didn't say no' It is high risk high reward though, I could get a slap, or some boobs.
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