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Thieving Magpie
Profile Blog Joined December 2012
United States6752 Posts
June 04 2016 18:14 GMT
#9121
On June 05 2016 03:08 farvacola wrote:
Or a quick defeathering and about 20 minutes at 350 degrees Fahrenheit ought to do the trick


I can guarantee my dog stopped barking after this.
Hark, what baseball through yonder window breaks?
Cascade
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
Australia5405 Posts
June 05 2016 01:30 GMT
#9122
On June 05 2016 02:12 Epishade wrote:
How do I get my parrot to stop cussing?

Tell him to shut the fuck up every time he misbehaves.
Acrofales
Profile Joined August 2010
Spain18488 Posts
June 06 2016 19:28 GMT
#9123
On June 05 2016 03:14 Thieving Magpie wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 05 2016 03:08 farvacola wrote:
Or a quick defeathering and about 20 minutes at 350 degrees Fahrenheit ought to do the trick


I can guarantee my dog stopped barking after this.

You defeathered your dog?
Dandel Ion
Profile Joined November 2010
Austria17960 Posts
June 06 2016 19:35 GMT
#9124
not like dogs can't have feathers, and cutting them is probably more pleasant than defeathering the pheasant.
A backwards poet writes inverse.
ThomasjServo
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
15244 Posts
June 08 2016 17:06 GMT
#9125
Is there a beer out there specifically brewed to contain complex carbohydrates?
JimmiC
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
Canada22817 Posts
June 08 2016 17:56 GMT
#9126
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Epishade
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United States2267 Posts
June 09 2016 22:38 GMT
#9127
Who's the tallest midget that ever lived?
Pinhead Larry in the streets, Dirty Dan in the sheets.
farvacola
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States18876 Posts
June 09 2016 23:22 GMT
#9128
Midget is not a medical term and is therefore not a labeled basis for record keeping.
"when the Dead Kennedys found out they had skinhead fans, they literally wrote a song titled 'Nazi Punks Fuck Off'"
Ghostcom
Profile Joined March 2010
Denmark4783 Posts
June 09 2016 23:26 GMT
#9129
Historically midget in medical terms meant a proportional dwarf (before it became an offensive term), so I think you might be able to find some historical records.
Cascade
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
Australia5405 Posts
Last Edited: 2016-06-10 04:13:04
June 10 2016 04:08 GMT
#9130
On June 10 2016 07:38 Epishade wrote:
Who's the tallest midget that ever lived?

He lives in the largest small city in the world.

Going by the closest thing to definition of this on Wikipedia (it mostly says"of unusually small stature" and such) we get

"In humans, dwarfism is sometimes defined as an adult height of less than 4 feet 10 inches (58 in; 147 cm).[1]"

And with that definition, you'd get the tallest dwarf to be just below 147cm. Who is that? Seeing that length varies a couple cm over the day, probably not well defined... or at least it changes on daily (hourly) basis.
RvB
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Netherlands6326 Posts
June 10 2016 05:39 GMT
#9131
Length varies over the day? I never knew.
Cascade
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
Australia5405 Posts
Last Edited: 2016-06-10 07:06:32
June 10 2016 06:53 GMT
#9132
On June 10 2016 14:39 RvB wrote:
Length varies over the day? I never knew.

You're taller in the morning after laying down, and then are compressed over the day as you are standing up.

I actually started to doubt it for a second so I checked it up. It is true:
The effects of gravity on the upright human posture are powerful: Individuals are as much as 25 mm taller in the morning than in the evening, as a result of compressive forces bearing down all day [51,52], and astronauts 'grow' by nearly 75 mm when released from the force of the earth's gravity [53].

at least according to Hawes et. al.
Epishade
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United States2267 Posts
June 11 2016 06:05 GMT
#9133
Is there an emergency number for pets? Like, if someone is having a heart attack, you call 911 for help. Who should I call if my turtle has an emergency?
Pinhead Larry in the streets, Dirty Dan in the sheets.
OtherWorld
Profile Blog Joined October 2013
France17333 Posts
June 11 2016 06:55 GMT
#9134
Just call your usual veterinary (or take the animal to their place if it's close enough). He'll acknowledge this is an emergency, and come.
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Cascade
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
Australia5405 Posts
June 11 2016 07:00 GMT
#9135
On June 11 2016 15:05 Epishade wrote:
Is there an emergency number for pets? Like, if someone is having a heart attack, you call 911 for help. Who should I call if my turtle has an emergency?

You could always try calling 911 and ask. With some luck they'll redirect you.
opisska
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Poland8852 Posts
June 11 2016 13:40 GMT
#9136
On June 11 2016 16:00 Cascade wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 11 2016 15:05 Epishade wrote:
Is there an emergency number for pets? Like, if someone is having a heart attack, you call 911 for help. Who should I call if my turtle has an emergency?

You could always try calling 911 and ask. With some luck they'll redirect you.


I am not sure if you can't be fined for doing that here. At least I would expect that you will be told to fuck off briskly.
"Jeez, that's far from ideal." - Serral, the king of mild trashtalk
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JimmiC
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
Canada22817 Posts
June 11 2016 14:53 GMT
#9137
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DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States46691 Posts
June 11 2016 15:11 GMT
#9138
Yep, my fiancee's a veterinarian, as is her father. There's always a vet clinic/ animal hospital number you can call for emergencies, even if the office is closed. Find out from your veterinarian!
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
Cascade
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
Australia5405 Posts
June 11 2016 17:24 GMT
#9139
On June 11 2016 22:40 opisska wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 11 2016 16:00 Cascade wrote:
On June 11 2016 15:05 Epishade wrote:
Is there an emergency number for pets? Like, if someone is having a heart attack, you call 911 for help. Who should I call if my turtle has an emergency?

You could always try calling 911 and ask. With some luck they'll redirect you.


I am not sure if you can't be fined for doing that here. At least I would expect that you will be told to fuck off briskly.

Hmm, that'd be a bit depressing if that is the case... Would be interesting to find out.
OtherWorld
Profile Blog Joined October 2013
France17333 Posts
June 11 2016 17:34 GMT
#9140
On June 12 2016 02:24 Cascade wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 11 2016 22:40 opisska wrote:
On June 11 2016 16:00 Cascade wrote:
On June 11 2016 15:05 Epishade wrote:
Is there an emergency number for pets? Like, if someone is having a heart attack, you call 911 for help. Who should I call if my turtle has an emergency?

You could always try calling 911 and ask. With some luck they'll redirect you.


I am not sure if you can't be fined for doing that here. At least I would expect that you will be told to fuck off briskly.

Hmm, that'd be a bit depressing if that is the case... Would be interesting to find out.

Hmm, I dunno, I would consider it pretty logical. When there are human lives to be saved, you don't want 911 drowned under requests from old women who lost their car or whose chihuahua is behaving weirdly.
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