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[Phantom]
Profile Blog Joined August 2013
Mexico2170 Posts
August 15 2015 23:43 GMT
#6461
Not funny. At all.
WriterTeamLiquid Staff writer since 2014 @Mortal_Phantom
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States46568 Posts
August 15 2015 23:47 GMT
#6462
On August 16 2015 08:26 IgnE wrote:
Get a big rock.


Booo >.<
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
IgnE
Profile Joined November 2010
United States7684 Posts
August 15 2015 23:51 GMT
#6463
It's not a joke.
It is terrible to die of thirst at sea. Must you so salt your truth that it will no longer even slake thirst?
Thieving Magpie
Profile Blog Joined December 2012
United States6752 Posts
August 16 2015 01:16 GMT
#6464
Quick Stop for the bleeding.

Weigh the bird, daily. Weight loss is the quickest way to diagnose bad health. If it's dropping weight then its dying, if its gaining weight then its okay.

No sugars (fruits)
No fats (nuts)

Most birds eat vegetables (unless its a raptor) and so beans and greens should work.

Sugars causes loose bowel movement
Fats causes blood pressure problems

When possible, bring to vet asap (bird vet preferably)
Hark, what baseball through yonder window breaks?
[UoN]Sentinel
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States11320 Posts
August 16 2015 17:02 GMT
#6465
If I jack off to myself in the mirror, does that make me gay?
Нас зовет дух отцов, память старых бойцов, дух Москвы и твердыня Полтавы
ThomasjServo
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
15244 Posts
August 16 2015 17:39 GMT
#6466
On August 17 2015 02:02 [UoN]Sentinel wrote:
If I jack off to myself in the mirror, does that make me gay?

Yes Narcissistic, maybe gay.
waffelz
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
Germany711 Posts
August 16 2015 17:46 GMT
#6467
On August 17 2015 02:02 [UoN]Sentinel wrote:
If I jack off to myself in the mirror, does that make me gay?


I would like to coin the term egosexual.
RIP "The big travis CS degree thread", taken from us too soon | Honourable forum princess, defended by Rebs-approved white knights
Yoav
Profile Joined March 2011
United States1874 Posts
August 16 2015 18:12 GMT
#6468
On August 17 2015 02:46 waffelz wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 17 2015 02:02 [UoN]Sentinel wrote:
If I jack off to myself in the mirror, does that make me gay?


I would like to coin the term egosexual.


Suisexual?
Autosexual?
[UoN]Sentinel
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States11320 Posts
August 16 2015 18:41 GMT
#6469
Autosexual does roll off the tongue really nicely.
Нас зовет дух отцов, память старых бойцов, дух Москвы и твердыня Полтавы
Epishade
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United States2267 Posts
August 16 2015 19:42 GMT
#6470
Yeah, but what if you're turned on by nice looking automobiles? Seems too easy to mix up imo.
Pinhead Larry in the streets, Dirty Dan in the sheets.
[UoN]Sentinel
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States11320 Posts
August 16 2015 20:23 GMT
#6471
On August 17 2015 04:42 Epishade wrote:
Yeah, but what if you're turned on by nice looking automobiles? Seems too easy to mix up imo.

Well I guess I can use the rearview mirror of a nice looking car and get two birds stoned at once.
Нас зовет дух отцов, память старых бойцов, дух Москвы и твердыня Полтавы
waffelz
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
Germany711 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-08-16 20:33:17
August 16 2015 20:33 GMT
#6472
On August 17 2015 05:23 [UoN]Sentinel wrote:
Well I guess I can use the rearview mirror of a nice looking car and get two birds stoned at once.

+ Show Spoiler +


RIP "The big travis CS degree thread", taken from us too soon | Honourable forum princess, defended by Rebs-approved white knights
ThomasjServo
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
15244 Posts
August 16 2015 22:23 GMT
#6473
On August 17 2015 03:41 [UoN]Sentinel wrote:
Autosexual does roll off the tongue really nicely.

It makes it sound like you want to fuck a transformer.
[UoN]Sentinel
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States11320 Posts
August 16 2015 23:24 GMT
#6474
On August 17 2015 07:23 ThomasjServo wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 17 2015 03:41 [UoN]Sentinel wrote:
Autosexual does roll off the tongue really nicely.

It makes it sound like you want to fuck a transformer.

I mean I'd love for my porn name to be Megatron or Starscream.
Нас зовет дух отцов, память старых бойцов, дух Москвы и твердыня Полтавы
Djzapz
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada10681 Posts
August 16 2015 23:39 GMT
#6475
If I want to make a game that's a mix of a Tom Clancy game and a Cabela's hunting game and it'd be called "Tom Clancy's Brienne tracking of defeated kings on immense battlefields during winter", do I need to sign some contract with somebody?
"My incompetence with power tools had been increasing exponentially over the course of 20 years spent inhaling experimental oven cleaners"
Yoav
Profile Joined March 2011
United States1874 Posts
August 17 2015 01:10 GMT
#6476
On August 17 2015 04:42 Epishade wrote:
Yeah, but what if you're turned on by nice looking automobiles? Seems too easy to mix up imo.


Good point! Let's eliminate the confusion and say it another way. If your turned on by yourself, that makes you sexually attracted to the same thing as yourself. So, homo-sexual? Any problems with that?
Karis Vas Ryaar
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States4396 Posts
August 17 2015 01:58 GMT
#6477
On August 17 2015 08:39 Djzapz wrote:
If I want to make a game that's a mix of a Tom Clancy game and a Cabela's hunting game and it'd be called "Tom Clancy's Brienne tracking of defeated kings on immense battlefields during winter", do I need to sign some contract with somebody?



while obviously if your using the Tom Clancey name you need to get permission from whoever is in charge of putting Tom clancey's name on things (probably whoever manages his estate but I'm not sure.)
"I'm not agreeing with a lot of Virus's decisions but they are working" Tasteless. Ipl4 Losers Bracket Virus 2-1 Maru
catplanetcatplanet
Profile Blog Joined March 2012
3837 Posts
August 17 2015 03:16 GMT
#6478
On August 17 2015 03:41 [UoN]Sentinel wrote:
Autosexual does roll off the tongue really nicely.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crash_(J._G._Ballard_novel)
I think it's finally time to admit it might not be the year of Pet
whatisthisasheep
Profile Joined April 2015
624 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-08-17 05:03:49
August 17 2015 04:33 GMT
#6479
We're The Beatles just the Backstreet Boys of the 60's?
Please help me get in contact with the Pats organization because I'd love to personally deflate Tom's balls.
Cascade
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
Australia5405 Posts
August 17 2015 05:11 GMT
#6480
On August 17 2015 13:33 whatisthisasheep wrote:
We're The Beatles just the Backstreet Boys of the 60's?

It's amazing how a small little apostrophe makes me take 20 seconds more to read a sentence.
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