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Thieving Magpie
Profile Blog Joined December 2012
United States6752 Posts
June 02 2014 08:09 GMT
#2041
On June 02 2014 07:56 3FFA wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 01 2014 12:02 Orcasgt24 wrote:
I want to be number 1 on the FBI's most wanted list. Whats the best way to get there?

Assassinate multiple government officials while leaving no trace of your actions except for this one post. Psi Storm is recommended if you are too lazy to do it yourself with your nice invisibility and all.


Be lazier. Kill someone. When brought in for questioning, tell them that under penal code 6b74098 you are not allowed to discuss government missions with civilians. When they laughably ask "do you expect us to believe the american government made you do this?" respond by saying "who said I was american?"
Hark, what baseball through yonder window breaks?
Orcasgt24
Profile Joined August 2011
Canada3238 Posts
June 02 2014 08:19 GMT
#2042
On June 02 2014 17:09 Thieving Magpie wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 02 2014 07:56 3FFA wrote:
On June 01 2014 12:02 Orcasgt24 wrote:
I want to be number 1 on the FBI's most wanted list. Whats the best way to get there?

Assassinate multiple government officials while leaving no trace of your actions except for this one post. Psi Storm is recommended if you are too lazy to do it yourself with your nice invisibility and all.


Be lazier. Kill someone. When brought in for questioning, tell them that under penal code 6b74098 you are not allowed to discuss government missions with civilians. When they laughably ask "do you expect us to believe the american government made you do this?" respond by saying "who said I was american?"


And I would make the troll face the whole time lol. This is such a hilarious idea
In Hearthstone we pray to RNGesus. When Yogg-Saron hits the field, RNGod gets to work
3FFA
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States3931 Posts
June 02 2014 12:28 GMT
#2043
On June 02 2014 17:19 Orcasgt24 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 02 2014 17:09 Thieving Magpie wrote:
On June 02 2014 07:56 3FFA wrote:
On June 01 2014 12:02 Orcasgt24 wrote:
I want to be number 1 on the FBI's most wanted list. Whats the best way to get there?

Assassinate multiple government officials while leaving no trace of your actions except for this one post. Psi Storm is recommended if you are too lazy to do it yourself with your nice invisibility and all.


Be lazier. Kill someone. When brought in for questioning, tell them that under penal code 6b74098 you are not allowed to discuss government missions with civilians. When they laughably ask "do you expect us to believe the american government made you do this?" respond by saying "who said I was american?"


And I would make the troll face the whole time lol. This is such a hilarious idea

They will then proceed with endless hours of questioning lol. Have fun with no life while stuck in a government building!
"As long as it comes from a pure place and from a honest place, you know, you can write whatever you want."
Simberto
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Germany11559 Posts
June 02 2014 13:10 GMT
#2044
Yeah, you are not exactly on a most wanted list if you are already caught.
Thieving Magpie
Profile Blog Joined December 2012
United States6752 Posts
June 02 2014 18:30 GMT
#2045
On June 02 2014 22:10 Simberto wrote:
Yeah, you are not exactly on a most wanted list if you are already caught.


Step 2 of the plan would be escaping custody. I have not figured that out yet.
Hark, what baseball through yonder window breaks?
[UoN]Sentinel
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States11320 Posts
June 02 2014 19:39 GMT
#2046
1. Steal a fuckload of money
2. Kill some people just to up the ante, to make sure you get on the list
3. Flee to a country with no extradition treaty with the US (like Namibia)
4. Bribe the top officials, then use the remainder of your money to improve stuff in the country
5. Save some for yourself too
6. Country won't have a reason to let you go
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[UoN]Sentinel
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States11320 Posts
June 02 2014 19:40 GMT
#2047
Why do rappers always see it fit to announce their names in the beginning of every song?
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Simberto
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Germany11559 Posts
June 02 2014 19:49 GMT
#2048
Probably a combination of ego and marketing. As far as i know Rap is mostly about telling everyone how cool you are, so telling them who you are while doing so makes a lot of sense. And should someone like what you do, you save them the effort to look up who you are, which probably increases the chance that they buy something of yours at a later point.

And if more people buy your stuff, you can make more money selling your rap about how much money you make rapping about how much money you make (This is probably a recursive situation)
Thieving Magpie
Profile Blog Joined December 2012
United States6752 Posts
June 02 2014 20:39 GMT
#2049
On June 03 2014 04:40 [UoN]Sentinel wrote:
Why do rappers always see it fit to announce their names in the beginning of every song?


Its also a practice I commonly hear in "rap battles" or free style rap competitions wherein most players of the game have go-to phrases to quickly fix and smooth over rhythm and rhyme transitions within their narrative construction, creating a kind of lyrical signature within that milieu.

Its much harder to invent a new jump off point each night and much easier to have a preset jump off point. So if you always say some version of "(acknowledge audience) => (State persona) => (Transition Verb) => (Personal Background) => (Malicious comment of opponent) => (Personal Background) => (Opponent's lack of Persona) => (Transition Verb) => etc...

Then you will always be able to "freestyle" anywhere at anytime.
Hark, what baseball through yonder window breaks?
3FFA
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States3931 Posts
June 03 2014 01:57 GMT
#2050
On June 03 2014 04:39 [UoN]Sentinel wrote:
1. Steal a fuckload of money
2. Kill some people just to up the ante, to make sure you get on the list
3. Flee to a country with no extradition treaty with the US (like Namibia)
4. Bribe the top officials, then use the remainder of your money to improve stuff in the country
5. Save some for yourself too
6. Country won't have a reason to let you go

Why not leak some government information while you're at it? Tip: if anyone reading this is a Ghost, this is the way to go. Hell, you already know your way around a ton of top secret government facilities!
"As long as it comes from a pure place and from a honest place, you know, you can write whatever you want."
urboss
Profile Joined September 2013
Austria1223 Posts
June 03 2014 11:31 GMT
#2051
Why do most Americans have personal debt?
AlternativeEgo
Profile Joined August 2011
Sweden17309 Posts
June 03 2014 11:35 GMT
#2052
On June 03 2014 20:31 urboss wrote:
Why do most Americans have personal debt?


Because they don't like freedom. They say they do, but they don't
Mark Munoz looks like Gretorp
Simberto
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Germany11559 Posts
June 03 2014 13:23 GMT
#2053
On June 03 2014 20:31 urboss wrote:
Why do most Americans have personal debt?


I think it has something to do with the combination of education system and housing system. Basically, you need to either be absurdly rich or go into debt if you want an education, because it is absurdly expensive. That is a systematic failure of course.

The housing one is weirder, though. Where a european might rent a flat, and american will buy it on credit instead, so that he actually owns it (ignoring the fact that it is actually the bank who owns that house/flat). This again means that everyone has a debt because the bank owns the place he lives in. And i don't think actually paying that debt off is generally a part of the plan.
phraust1612
Profile Joined June 2014
Korea (South)7 Posts
June 03 2014 13:25 GMT
#2054
Is this forum the most popular starcraft2's forum? or where should I go?
amazingxkcd
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
GRAND OLD AMERICA16375 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-06-03 13:27:10
June 03 2014 13:26 GMT
#2055
On June 03 2014 22:25 phraust1612 wrote:
Is this forum the most popular starcraft2's forum? or where should I go?


Most popular for English speakers but stay for BW content instead.
The world is burning and you rather be on this terrible website discussing video games and your shallow feelings
Simberto
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Germany11559 Posts
June 03 2014 13:28 GMT
#2056
Well, i actually doubt it is the most popular if you mean amount of people that visit, that is probably the official Blizzard forum. I wouldn't go there if i were you, though. TL IS the forum with the most quality, though.
icystorage
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Jollibee19350 Posts
June 04 2014 02:23 GMT
#2057
i want to buy earphones with mic and my only option for now is this
http://www.razerzone.com/gaming-audio/razer-hammerhead-pro
anybody with experience regarding earphones can give me other options?
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[UoN]Sentinel
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States11320 Posts
June 04 2014 03:12 GMT
#2058
If I buy a whore but videotape the entire act, does it count as porn rather than prostitution?
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farvacola
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States18832 Posts
June 04 2014 03:21 GMT
#2059
It's both. Prostitution porn is a thing.
"when the Dead Kennedys found out they had skinhead fans, they literally wrote a song titled 'Nazi Punks Fuck Off'"
[UoN]Sentinel
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States11320 Posts
June 04 2014 03:24 GMT
#2060
On June 04 2014 12:21 farvacola wrote:
It's both. Prostitution porn is a thing.

Would it be legal though?

This is hypothetical. I don't even know where the nearest prostitutes in my area are. Or want to know.
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