The Letting Off Steam Thread - Page 43

jesus fucking christ why am i still in diamond. I beat masters whenever I run into them on ladder, and I even crushed a rank 20 master zerg in zvz. The only reason I can think of is that I die to fucking imba protoss forcefielindg fucking ramp, and those goddamn late game dts take out 5 hatceries and 50 drones. My god zvz and zvt so ez, fucking protss, i dont pay attention one second and an army half my supply crushes me goddamn i hate this game so much. Why wont blizzard let me into masters.

I seriously fucking hate 95% of the people who live in the city where I go to work. They define the reason why puerto ricans and black people get a bad reputation. Driving down the road and you see your friend on the sidewalk? HEY LETS FUCKING STOP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD AND TALK TO THEM. OH THERE'S A PLACE TO PARK 20FEET INFRONT OF ME? NAH FUCK THAT SHIT ILL JUST SIT HERE AND BLOCK TRAFFIC CAUSE THAT'S MY N***A!!! God forbid that they need to cross the street. Fuck waiting for crosswalks, lets just cross anyway. but no, not just cross the street, they take their fucking goddamned time. they'll even just fucking stop randomly for no fucking reason in the middle of the road, what the fuck? are you fucking serious? People are so fucking dumb, I honestly wish I could keep a baseball bat with me and just beat the shit out of dumb people.

I was driving to work one day (on my scooter) as it started to pour down rain. Cool, no big deal. But no, some shitbag has the audacity to break check me for no fucking reason, and seeing as it was pouring down rain I ended up falling on my ass going 25mph for no fucking reason, and the best part is that only 1 person who happened to be on the sidewalk actually stopped to see if I was fine. The driver in front of me? Kept on going. The 5 cars behind me? nah, why the fuck would we stop to help see if he's ok?

fuck these city people.

played my placement match. shakuras plateau, ZvP. ok, not a great map but it'll be OK, I'll just outplay him. he forge firsts so I double expand, scout him doing high gateway pressure. alright, I'll just make some roach/ling as usual, I should have +1 melee in time. he doesn't attack. he expands to the third. I can't pressure because the map is a choke and he has a fuckton of forcefields. I take a 4th, but I have very few drones because I made all those units. I drone up and tech for infestors, and notice he's taking a fast fourth at the 6 o'clock as well, greedy fuck that he is. alright, I think my army is better than his. I attack when neural parasite finishes, breaking down the rocks first. he sacrifices all his high templar for no kills. "cool." I think "this should be an easy win". WRONG. forcefielded the shit out of and die, didnt even scratch his army. so apparently todays lesson is you can't ever attack on Shakuras Plateau, and protoss can take as many bases as he fucking wants. what a retarded map.

later, I play against another protoss on the map Antiga Shipyard. he doesn't expand at the normal timing, so I build a couple spines and a few spores. he was going DT, gets shut down easily. expands anyways. I can't expand because of the fucking DT's so I'm stuck on 2 bases vs 2 bases. ok, I'll just drone up and take a macro hatch instead while getting lair. finally I take a third, when suddenly DTs and zealots start attacking my third. fucker built a warp prism and I can't save the third because DTs one shot whatever they touch like they're the fucking grim reaper. he takes his third so I double expand. he kills them with DT's so now I'm two base to three. needless to say I lost that game, DT's are a fucking joke.

HOLY SHIT I HAVE A PNAS-FORMAT RESEARCH PAPER DUE AT 7:00 PM PST AND IT'S ABOUT 4:00 PST RIGHT NOW

I JUST got my models aka results, and I have 3 hours to first analyze these structures and then write out my results, discussion, conclusion, references, figures/tables and their legends and shit.... GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO

Youtube are run by a bunch of people who suck the dicks of people who have even more money than they do. I could watch this video fine a year ago. Now it's blocked in the US because it has music from a 25 year old Hong Kong movie? What the fuck revenue is that protecting? It's free advertising if you leave the video as it is. It's fucking nonsense to get so uptight about it. Sick of logging into Youtube to watch a mature flagged video only to have to log out of Google so my searches don't get big brothered. Fuck your internet rules, if you don't have to log into xvideos why do you have to log into Youtube to watch some prat use the fuck word? And why is the video in recommended videos if it is blocked? Fix your website.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Riot Games -_-

I tried updating to today's patch at about 2pm, and it gave me an error. Reinstalled 3-4 times, kept getting errors.

Now I've re-installed Windows 7 from scratch, and it still gives me the same error. 10pm, no progress and a complete reformat. great.

I've played over 200 1v1 games, studied my replays, read several guides, and watched Day9 religiously. I recently ranked down from silver to bronze. WHAT THE FUCK DO I HAVE TO DO TO IMPROVE AT THIS GAME, I'VE PLAYED IT EIGHTY FUCKING HOURS + Show Spoiler +

OHHHH IM SO FUCKING COOOL BLINK STALKERS. OH SHIT THEY HAVE A 5 UNIT COMPOSITION BLINK STALKERS AHAHAHAHAA.

fuck blink stalkers.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHFUCKING FUCK SOCKS ARE SO LAME! + Show Spoiler +

FKing stupid zergs on ladder with their baneling busts and roach ling all ins while blizzard babies them around with all these freaking four player maps. I hate it. Cant play a macro game against em cause broodlord infestor will rape your @ass. Cant cheese em cause I hate cheesing and dont know how. Getting to the point where Im actually considering learning to 2 rax bunker. I'll hate myself for it but atleast i wont lose every single game to anything that they decide to do.

Damn the unbalanced piece of shit that is League of Legends, I queue with some friend and my client crashes at champion select, then it gives me 15 minute wait time to get back in. If I didn't invest 200ish dollars into this game I'd be okay with it, too bad giving a company money gets you no perks outside of skins.
Anyways new Kayle is retardedly good, new Tryn is unstoppable mid game unless everyone on the team has ignite and exhaust, and Riot continues to nerf all the champions I like (Pre-work GP, Vladimir, Caitlyn, Udyr).
Then I finally get in game, I get this wired ass lag spiking. To be clear I never get anything like this in SC2 or CS1.6 or any other online game and it keeps happening in just LoL which causes me to go negative and have people call me a feeder.
Why can't Riot not be a steaming pile of bad design choices and bad coding?

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Seriously why isn't there truly great video game humor anymore? The termination of Pure Pwnage has left a whole in my heart. There's nothing lighthearted and genuinely funny in gaming media anymore. Day9 is too annoying and seems to target a lower age than me.

Fucking blink stalkers. What the fuck. Are you fucking kidding me. From now on, no Fucking roaches in my army. Fucking blink stalkers, i'll make the slings chew away ur fucking flesh bit by bit. Fuckers.

FUCK THIS HUNDREDPUSHUPS.COM.
I can do max of 40 push-ups thanks to your program. Then you expect me to be able to do 36 push-ups, rest for 60 seconds and do 40 push-ups. WTF'S WRONG WITH YOU?

retards on LoL don't b when I tell them to

was on vacation in krakow and met the most beautiful girl ever on the last day before i went home... and i didnt ask her if she had facebook or for her number.. now i cant see her again ever ((( im so fucking stupid