The Letting Off Steam Thread - Page 41

Fucking void rays...

I fucking hate retards in League of Legends. Today I was laning mid as Vayne, and was getting fed off their Karthus. Took down outer turret, was ganking like mad. When we started teamfighting we kept trading people because our team was stupid and didn't engage after the tank ran in besides me, and when they actually did they were focusing singed (I was going for their squishies/carries, which led to me being insta-focused). After this happened a few times, I began telling them to focus the carries and engage when the tank initiates. They took my criticism aggressively and started flaming me, I flamed them back. I kept ganking people since I was fed while they were QQing and sometimes feeding their team. They eventually said that they would be better off without me, and that I was useless. Being 26/5/6 at the time and able to 3 shot anyone on their team (LOLOL) I decided to afk for a few mins to get some food so I could see how they'd do without me. My team caught up without me because one of their people basically gave up, and since they weren't dead they immediately began flaming me again. Already having my best items I decided to end it, so I tele'd in and raped them all. My whole team (and some of theirs since they were pissed at me killing them) reported me. Did I just get reported for carrying my awful fucking team to victory?

I can actually guarantee you've never played brood war for more than five minutes.

DO YOU KNOW HOW FUCKING FURIATING IT IS TO HAVE A 60KBPS INTERNET CONECTION, AND USE THE COMPUTER FOR 6 HOURS A DAY? HAVE YOU ANY FUCKING IDEA HOW FUCKING SLOW THAT IS? I CAN BARELY KEEP UP WITH A FUCKING 240P YOUTUBE VIDEO. OH GREAT, IDRA AND INCONTROL ARE ACSTING SEN VS AXSLAV, THATS SO COOL!THERE ARE NO FUCKING 240P QUALITY SETTINGS. GUESS I'LL LOOK UP THE VOD THEN TOMORROW AND SPEND 20 FUCKING MINUTES LOADING 5 MINUTES OF THE VIDEO BECAUSE IT WIL ONLY LET ME WATCH THE FUCKING VIDEO IN 480P... I CAN JUST BARELY PLAY ANY ONLINE GAMES AT ALL. I TRIED LEAGUE OF LEGENDS, BUT THEUR CRAPPY ASS EU SERVERS DECIDED TO GIVE ME 3000 LATENCY. I WAS IMMEDIATLY FLAMED MY ME TEAM FOR ''SUCKING'' AND GOT REPORTED BY 6 GUYS. WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!??! I HAVE 0.60MBPS DOWNLOAD AND 0.20MBPS UPLOAD(ON A GOOD DAY) THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT

Attention cold hearted bitches of the world: I don't want to marry you, I want to have a conversation. How about you vapid little morons stop assuming every guy just wants sex and start giving people chances, huh? Like I'm so repulsive you can't have a PHONE conversation with me? And how about you just tell the truth so I'm not tortured about it for the next couple of days? Huh? Simple enough?

GIVE ME ONE HONEST PRETTY GIRL. I think I know ONE, and she's taken.

I mean, a guy can think this girl is one of the most beautiful, exquisite people he's ever seen--and she won't give him the time of day! Where's the justice in that?

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu... I lost my car keys and I'm gonna have to walk to school later and then to the auto company.Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!

So, get home from work(I work nights) and stay up a bit to call the dmv because I got an assesment thing because of a single speeding ticket I got awhile ago because I was doing my friend a favor (driving him and his gf's sister to see his gf). Was speeding because the gf's sister was supposed to be home earlier, completely unrelated anyway and it was my own damn fault at the end of the day). So anyway I stayed up a bit to call the dmv. Called and got no response. Fine. Went to do some laundry(work stuff got stained pretty bad at work today). So I decided to play some games. And I always play games terrible when I'm tired. So I should have known better. I played some games, started getting matched against and losing to gold players( I am plat and was actually doing pretty well for a bit during league lock, getting matched against diamond) so basically instead of getting promoted during league unlock, i'm hoping not to get demoted. Awesome right? Well after getting two gated by some random toss on xel naga I lost some zvz's on tal da'rim. Won some too, but this last game, idk I got two gated hard by this guy and then he went straight to air and just beat me. I shouldn't have lost and I cant get angry at him because hes just playing the game.If that strat worked it worked, and its my fault for not stopping it. Anyway, during this game I was distracted a bit in the beginning by my dog whining at the door(I figured she was just whining at a squirrel or another dog cuz she had been out a couple times before). Turns out she had to shit, and she did all on the carpet. Not her fault, she had eaten some pretzel thing that my sister had dropped earlier and she has a delicate digestion so yea. Shit everywhere. AndI can't even blame my sister because I could have stopped the dog from eating it. I saw her drop it, she however didn't realize. So basically I'm having all these shitty experiences with no one to blame or get angry at, so I'm bottling it up and it feels awful. I'm probably going to go punch my innocent pillow or something but hey w/e. Tried this out and it didn't really help. Kind of made it seem trivial but damn, getting two gated is the worst feeling in the world when you don't stop it and feel like a total scrub. Oh well. Life goes on

I start typing something in here that actually hasn't angered me that much. But actually typing it out starts to make me more pissed. By the third or 4th sentence I get so mad about it I just delete everything and exit the thread.

really angry and depressed about the terrible event in norway recently. i have alot of relative in norway so i care alot about that place. im so worried about the threads opening up and the way people must be discussing the whole thing and the retarded opinions that i cant even open the threads. what made me really angry was seeing those picture in the random pics that make you laugh after trying so hard to avoid internet opinions about it. i am so mad that such a sacred and wanderful propaganda (religion) which is supposed to be all about peace and living life as a better person has caused so much chaos. i dont have a religion and i dont belive in god but i believe in the positive morals that religion is supposed to promote. what the fuck happened. i hate every religious argument.

GOD DAMN FUCKING MASS LINGS LAGS MY GODDAMN FUCKING COMPUTER SO THESE SHIT ZERGS CAN OVER RUN ME WITH 50 LESS FOOD BECAUSE I CAN'T EVEN STIM LET ALONE SPLIT. FUCK, THEY'RE SO FUCKING TRASH AND THEY LUCK THEIR WAS INTO A WIN ITS FUCKING BULLSHIT THAT MY RACE HAS TO DO SHIT IN A BATTLE AND NOT AMOVE. FUCK, I PLAYED ZVT IN BW. WHY AM I ALWAYS ON THE LOSING END OF THE LAG BATTLE. Also why is every diamond protoss so fucking awful at this game, really? I can't move up because of my ZvT and TvP is a joke because my opponents are absolutely awful. Can I ever play a good game?

Fucking stream spamming idiots. It is not funny nor useful at all. Stop it, please.

I'm a bit broken. I just called my parents. Always these snide comments that I'm not good enough. Always, "oh you passed... now find a job" "you found a job... quit it and find another" "you have another job?... you'll probably lose it"

Then the constant pressuring and inadequacies of not finding a girl. It's never good enough for them. I don't think I care, but the constant nagging.

I'm doing things on my own terms. Fuck. I elbowed my table, screamed, hit a window, punched a mirror, and some other stuff, and did 20 minutes of angry biking, to the point where I couldn't stay awake to continue working on my forms anymore, and then hit my laptop. The screen went black and green stripes appeared. Lesson learned. You'll still be angry.

I'm a fucked up and broken little boy. I never want to see them again. Too bad I can't have my wish.

FUCK BRAZILIANS. #HoN

Gonna go beat off and sleep after a torrent. God, gonna watch myself so I don't become like them

Okay, so I've been driving round my small town all this morning, and I swear I have not seen a single person indicate. NOT A SINGLE PERSON!!! This really pisses me off. It's like sitting at a traffic light (of which my town has none) while the green arrow is on and not moving a bloody inch! RRRRAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH. Not to mention it's dangerous when you stop in the middle of a highway and there's a truck behind you. Just sayin...

Thinking of making a pic of "and not a single flick was given that day".

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