The Letting Off Steam Thread - Page 39

Fuck Terran MMM and Siege Tanks. That is all.

FUCK ALL YOU STUPID FAGS OUT THERE WHO LISTEN TO SHITTY HIP-HOP AND RAP AND THINK THAT ROCK AND METAL SUCKS AND REQUIRES LESS SKILL. TRY LISTENING TO AN ARTIST WHO ACTUALLY WRITES HIS OWN SONG INSTEAD OF FUCKING UP HIS VOICE TO MAKE IT SOUND LESS TERRIBLE. WHATEVER BULLSHIT YOU LISTEN TO WLL BE FORGOTTEN IN A DECADE.

I had to get that out of me.

SO HOLY CRAP YOU WOULDN"T BELIEVE IT! I was talking to one of my friends the other day, and he was like, yeah I'm a gamer too! And I'm like really? And he was like, i play farmville and stuff like that and i was like -.- oh. And then he goes, Starcraft Brood War is imbalanced and then tells me that Age of Empires is better than SCBW and im like EXCUSE ME? BW IS THE ONE OF TEH MOST BALANCED GAMES OF ALL TIME< AND A HECK OF A LOT MORE FUN THAN AoE. AND THEN HE TROLLS ME EVEN HARDER BY SAYING THAT DARTH VADER DID NOT KILL OBI WAN KENOBI, AND THEN DEMONSTRATES HIS VERY LIMITED KNOWLEDGE OF TEH FORCE BY SAYING THAT KENOBI WILLFULLY MELDED INTO THE FORCE. HIS ONLY EVIDENCE IS THAT HIS CLOAK IS NOT CUT WHEN IT FALLS.......im serious this guy has this liek hatred against nerds.....his argument skills suck like crap and his mind is freaking narrow minded. Boring guy too. All he cares about is politics, and when approached with a subject that he really doesn't know shit about, he acts like he does. It's annoying. He gets on my fucking nerves. Gosh. And unfortunately for me, he is stuck in Theory of Knowledge next year with me......................oh this is gonna be fun. AND WHAT TEH HECK IS WITH TEH GIRL WHO I WORKED WITH FOR MY FINAL ENGLISH PROJECT. FIRST SHE IS ALL FRIENDLY TOWARDS ME BEAUSE WE"RE WORKIGN TOGETHER AND AS SOON AS THAT IS OVER< SHE COMPLETELY IGNORES ME! LIKE WHAT THE HECK GURL? AND IT SUCKS TOO BECAUSE SHE IS THE CUTEST GIRL AT SCHOOOOOOLLLL..........................................................and she likewise is in IB. why must i get stuck in classes with people i am either very awkward around or just plain stupid. UGH. HIGH SCHOOL! IM GLAD ITS ALMOST OVER.

FUCK THE QUIZNOS (where I work) CASH REGISTER. The time on the stupid fucking piece of shit is 10 minutes behind. Now all of the managers and owners are cool with closing at 9:00 on our phone...except this one motherfucker. "HURR DURR LETS FOLLOW CASH REGISTER TIME." So we have to stay at work 10 minutes later, and on the off chance that we get a fucking customer, the types of customers that come to ask for food past our usual closing times are the stupid fucking ones who in one way or another slow as fuck and delay us for another 10 minutes.

OH, and FUCK PEOPLE who come in 1-3 minutes to closing and EAT AT THE FUCKING RESTAURANT. It delays closing for fucking 10-20 minutes. GO THE FUCK HOME.

I HATE PROTOSS!!!!!!! WHY THE HELL SHOULD THEY HAVE A UNITS THAT CAN DO INSANE AOE WITH MINIMAL MICRO AND WALK UP CLIFFS IT MAKES ME SO MAD!!!!!!!!!

I am in China atm, WHY DOES EVERY SINGLE SITE HAVE TO BE CENSORED OR BLOCKED? What is wrong with Youtube or JUSTIN.TV??? All I can watch is NeoTV which luckily broadcasts GSL...

On topic, WHY IS GMAIL BANNED? WHAT THE FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF......................... I can't check my emails now, this sucks so hard!

Fucking. Close. Positions. Why would you keep these in the game? Has anyone at Blizzard played on the ladder as zerg for more than 5 games? Above Gold league? You know how to defend a 12/13 two rax close positions, or god help you, if one of them is proxied? Here's how: first you press f10, then you press quit game. That way, when you lose, you waste less time trying to do the impossible. You can't put a spine down in time, you can't get lings out in time, and marines can move and shoot pretty indefinitely against drones. Dustin Browder, do you even listen when EVERYONE who knows anything says close positions is retarded? NO, YOU FUCKING DON'T. You give us a new season of the same type of shitty fucking maps that everyone has complained about, and tell us that "the map pool is varied so we see different types of play." Nobody wants to be forced to all-in every game. That's not "varied" that's just stupid.

I swear to god, you would think the map designers were retarded or something.

Fuck dumbfucks with no knowledge of protoss.

Regarding their opinions on micro:
"TROLOLOL just spam F click and win!"
"TROLOLOL just a move colossi and win!
"TROLOLOL blink micro is SOOO hard lol! just pull hurt ones back yeah SO hard!"
"TROLOLOL just press T and win!"
"TROLOLOL just build a deathball and win!"
Dumbfucks, you do realize that we have to do all those things to win, and that requires more apm than i see from most of my zerg and terran opponents. Keep in mind that we have to pull back to reproduce units, so when producing off 10 gateways, that's 25 apm there, about 20 apm from the ffs, the second takes about 10 apm, the third takes about 60 apm, the fourth takes about 10. Oh yeah, and then you can add in the other actions (pulling back hurt units, repositioning, kiting, focus firing, splitting) AFTER those (you know the things that you think are hard lol). So yeah, stfu about protoss micro.

Regarding play style:
Early game: Terran: Marine/marauder/reaper: marines and marauders are strong, cheap, fast, and cost efficient enough to put pressure on
Zerg: Ling/Bling/Roach:All of these units are strong, cheap, fast, and cost efficient enough to put pressure on
Protoss: Zealot/Stalker/Sentry: Expensive as fuck, not cost efficient enough due to low dps of stalkers and sentries and slowness of zealots

Mid game: Terran: Hellion, Tank, Thor, Viking, Medivac, Ghost: These are good units. Good synergy, most are pretty cost effective, allow for harass with drops
Zerg: Hydra, Muta, Corruptor, INFESTOR: Yeah, allow for a ton of harass, resilient in against most other midgame armies, work with tier 1 to provide map control
Protoss: Immortal, Warp prism, phoenix, void ray: Immortals are very situational (vs heavy roach and mech compositions, little else). Warp prisms are PATHETIC. They die immediately, have no other use whereas medis and ovies will be there anyway, protoss units suck for drops, and you lose robo production time. Phoenixes and void rays are only viable vs zerg and even then are not great.

Late game: I'm just going to go into protoss: Dt, Ht, archon, colossus. (carriers and motherships could be removed from the game and i wouldn't give a fuck; they're pathetic. And if you saw one game where they worked and think otherwise, try going for them against a decent oppponent. They suck. Period.). But those are great units. The other 4 are very powerful and have good synergy with tier 1 units. They scale well with upgrades. NOW WHY DO YOU THINK PROTOSS PLAYERS GO FOR A DEATHBALL!?!? Until Terran and Zerg players start making higher-value late game armies, protoss players are going to do this. We have no viable harass besides dts at expansions, we are at a disadvantage that forces us to be defensive until the late game, as most of our pushes are pretty all in (our shit is too expensive and cost inefficient unless in a ball), so we might as well wait for the late game to push.

Sorry, we don't have a complete race. We don't have viable, cost-efficient, effective methods of applying pressure. We don't have units we can throw away. We don't have super-powered economies. We use what we have to its potential.

I don't even try to use this "deathball style." But I can't blame people for doing it for these reasons.

I was refreshed by what Destiny said on the daily tonight. "If you go for this composition, there is no deathball. You can trade evenly, or the trades can even go in the protoss's favor, and the zerg will win.

I can't wait for WC4. WC3 was a game where battles didn't last 5 seconds and the better player couldn't win. There weren't 5924362983562309562093 forms of cheese. And it was FUN. Not hectic. Exciting. 35 stimmed marauders didn't stim and run into your expo and 3 shot your nexus and then kill half your army before going down. There was nothing akin to an 80 roach army before the 13 minute mark.

This game sucks. It fucking sucks.

Well said. I'm not even zerg, but it is funny to see how oblivious they are. Oh we want gay shit to exist in the game, a game where one play must play twice as well as his opponent is know as "varied play."

PvP and PvT on close positions are gay as hell too.

I lost a few game in ladder trying to do destinies build on the day9 show today. Lately i been doing really well against toss but destinies timing attack on toss looked so powerful and im sick of defending timing attacks. WELL FUCK YOU DESTINY I DIDNT WORK FOR SHIT. i countered every cheesy tech build i saw too and still lost to retarded pushes. guess its my fault for not scouting good enough but wtf how can all these toss exploit me so hard with out even knowing what a good timing is. i lost one game to a retarded player that 3 gate expanded and he didnt attack me but i had all this shit ready saw his attack moving around the map just derping around so i continued to my infestors as destiny would and before they pop this retarded player who cant even forcefield his shit right against my lings comes in with like a semi all in of shit that counters my shit. he got no observer and no vision of me and he was just such a derper. and then the games after that i start lagging and i ended up telling this retarded zerg player that beat me and he was like sure sure when if i wasnt lagging my micro wouldve actually won me the game fark fark fark. after i finaly finished typing this shit i wanted to say i duno if i wanna post it anymore coz i feel much better now

Now What I really need to do is quit games. Fuck games, It's been what's holding me back for so many years, Imagine where my life would be if I never picked up a game. Miss out on everything, my future, my skills, my working out, my grades, my chance to go to medical school, even now, games are affecting my life to this point, when i was in High school I knew that when i started college, i would stop gaming for good, to do well in school, but i never stopped gaming, in fact, with the greater freedom, i started to play games even more so, even later hours, even longer, even more frequent, than i ever did before, all i wanted to do was to play games, four years in high school, four years in college, 1 year after (now). 9. Nine is the number. Nine is the end.
I love games, I remember Diablo 1 as my first gaming experience, and then AoE 1 and 2, and SC BW, and WC3. And now SC2. Every single game was as important to me as if they defined an era in my life.

I quit.

Never to spam over 100 APM, never to visit TL to update myself on strategy, or see the bracket for the GSL, or NASL, or whatever is live on stream, or Proleauge, OSL, MSL, no more hoping for JD to beat flash or Idra to show people his potential, no more "Idra at MLG" as my facebook profile picture. I am sorry eSports, today you lose a follower. But this way, I can still hope that the both of us will do well in the future.

Fucking bull shit fucking summer jobs. Specifically: Lifeguarding. You dump hundreds of dollars in to that shit, just so you can even GET A JOB, then you get MINIMUM FUCKING WAGE! What do lifeguards do? Make sure nobody fucking drowns themselves, and they also TEACH KIDS HOW TO SWIM! Fucking babysitters, who tend to be like 14, get paid more than people who teach swim lessons. WTF is up with this? Biggest BS ever. Not to mention when you have a supervisor who doesn't do a damn thing, and sits on their fucking ass watching videos on youtube while you're out there busting your ass cleaning, guarding, AND teaching. It's fucking horse shit. Lifeguarding is the most dead end, under appreciated job on the planet. Moral of the story: don't be a lifeguard.

Roaches, herp derp the most cost effective unit in the game. Herp derp infinitely mobile and cheap, remax instantly.

I just fucking stubbed my toe. SHIT!

fucking zerg macro. I just stormed some 400 hydras and they just kept on coming. Hydras fuck them. On a completely unrelated note, i just hurt my hand from hitting my desk.

I hate tl.net staff. They are fuckin faggots with no life only looking for manner bann some1. I hate David Kim (pls die /b/ro). I hate all of you guys which are trolling from work cuz they dont know what to do and are fucking retards. Terran and Zerg need nerf. Blizzard need to die too oh w8 i said it already when i mentioned David Kim. Think thats all only mrbitter and total biscuit can live and mod tl.net. David Kim > Idra > GOD > tl.net staff

Terran and zerg needs nerf when you're protoss. Yeah right I'm sick of retarded spoiled protoss assholes that really doesn't understand the game.