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On July 26 2011 05:03 n.DieJokes wrote:+ Show Spoiler +GOD DAMN FUCKING MASS LINGS LAGS MY GODDAMN FUCKING COMPUTER SO THESE SHIT ZERGS CAN OVER RUN ME WITH 50 LESS FOOD BECAUSE I CAN'T EVEN STIM LET ALONE SPLIT. FUCK, THEY'RE SO FUCKING TRASH AND THEY LUCK THEIR WAS INTO A WIN ITS FUCKING BULLSHIT THAT MY RACE HAS TO DO SHIT IN A BATTLE AND NOT AMOVE. FUCK, I PLAYED ZVT IN BW. WHY AM I ALWAYS ON THE LOSING END OF THE LAG BATTLE. Also why is every diamond protoss so fucking awful at this game, really? I can't move up because of my ZvT and TvP is a joke because my opponents are absolutely awful. Can I ever play a good game?
+ Show Spoiler +Lower all your settings to the lowest possible options... reduce resolution to its lowest. IMy graphics card is way below minimum requirements but i don't lag a ton on lowest settings in big fights like i probably should....
+ Show Spoiler +F@#$ You blizzard I loved metalopolis was my favorite map >:| And why you no add no GSL maps huh?!?!
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+ Show Spoiler +God i hate how people type on the internet. The worst is LOLOL, seriously? Laugh out loud out loud? That makes no fucking sense. I hate the overuse of "memes" like "umad?" and how people think they are so clever and original when using them. I also hate how people are total dickheads anonymously on the internet and pass it off as "trolling" and think that makes everything alright, and the person they are talking to is the one in the wrong cos they got "mad".
I seriously wish this was a vast minority of people on the internet, but thats sadly not the case, and it really makes me scared that this is so widespread.
Humanity, you have let me down.
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+ Show Spoiler + Why the fuck can my SCV's be harassed while they're building shit? Terran is the only race that can be prevented from building something without having to destroy the building itself, why? I sympathize with Zerg players that have to deal with bunker rushes, but do I really have to pull an SCV every time a scout comes in my base because if I don't the SCV building my barracks is going to die? It's fucking stupid. How about this: make the SCV that's building the building invulnerable to attacks while it is building. Sound good? Thanks.
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+ Show Spoiler +FUCK the worldwide scam that is banking. FUCK THOSE FAGGOT DOUCHE-BAGS WHO CREATE MONEY OUT OF THIN AIR AND CHARGE INTEREST and steal your physical hard-earned property cuz you can't payback DICK RIPPINGLY HIGH-ASS INTEREST RATES for your fucking house. FUCK GREED, FUCK OUR BACKWARDS-ASS-FUCKED UP POPULATION OF IGNORANT-SELF-CENTERED-CONSUMERS who do nothing but get fat and fatter of their FUCKING CHEESEBURGER-DORITO FLAVORED-FRIES AND DO NOTHING BUT PERPETUATE THIS ENTIRE FUCKED UP SYSTEM. FUCK ME AND FUCK YOU, we're all soooooooo FUCKED.
+ Show Spoiler +and FUCK that stupid-ass thread about Puma and EG, faggots and their drama-faggotry. be happy that puma is happy FUCK..STFU already. And best of luck to EG.
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Alright...here we go AFL commentators eg "player is running down the field" thank you commentator, I can see he's running down that field that why I have a fucking TV! Tell me what I can't see! Right wing PVP GSL always dropping out in an insane battle and then comes back up for adds or interviews. Countless 'which mouse' "which keyboard" threads tl shirts not been re-stocked yet. umm yer feeling better now.
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I GET ON TO PLAY SOME STARCRAFT, LOSE A PVP TO VOID RAYS THEN BNET GOES DOWN. SO MAD
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Sigh at life. Wtf did I do wrong?
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Fucking injured my finger again climbing. After taking every fucking precaution. Buying expensive preventative pills for this specific injury, spending 30 minutes warming up every climb, taking a month off climbing.... Sigh typing this out just makes me sad... Rock climbing was the only thing that wasn't shit in my life...
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+ Show Spoiler +I wish that half the people who complained about race balance issues would try to play on the other side.
If I took random Terran A who defends close positions ZvT and put him in the zergs spot for 100 games only close spawns, he's going to lose 100 of those games and he's going to think it's retarded.
If you took random Protoss B who says that Zerg is the easiest race to play in the zergs seat, he's going to be fucking furious when he doesn't beat the protoss before his army stablizes and he loses every time after that.
If you took random Zerg C and put him on the other side of the wzp rush, he's going to lose a lot and he's going to think it's fucking stupid.
Moreover, why don't people at blizzard listen to the community on some imbalance issues? Every tourney now takes out close positions on metal and shattered and on the ladder, zergs win almost 0 games to good Terrans on close positions metal/shattered. It's fine that they want diverse play, but it's generally accepted as imbalanced, even among a lot of terrans. Blizzard bases fucking invitational tournements off the ladder and every game on metal/shattered you have a 33.333% chance of an auto loss. How is that fair to all the great zergs out there I want to see at an invitational tournement?
Also, fuck every retarted asshole who auto attacks creeps. Seriously? I ask nicely, but no. You push your fucking lane and you get ganked by their fucking fiddle because you're retarted. Then you keep doing that shit, and fiddle gets so fed that he can cast his godamn ult right in front of you and you'll still die. You can flash away but he'll flash on your flash, and then he'll probably flash again, because that's how broken his ult is. When I tell you not to auto attack creeps, I'm not trying to make you lose, I'm trying to help you. HOW THE FUCK DOES A MORDEKAISER HAVE 50 FUCKING CS AT LVL 18!? BY FUCKING AUTO ATTACKING CREEPS! FLKASJFDklJFL:KJDF:LDKJF:LDKFJ.
Fuck having to carry ranked games because your team is to retarted to play safe even though you're fed as fuck
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+ Show Spoiler +not a good start to the day.
so I decided to buy a cup of coffee today before I start work, and I mosey over to the counter area where you can add sugar/milk and stuff, and of course some moran had to be totally irresponsible and leave a mess on the ground (how hard is it to add milk to a coffee without spilling it all over the place?). nearly slipped on the ground, but not before some of the burning hot coffee landed on my hand..
washed it under cold water a few times, still stings... FUCKKKKKKKKK
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+ Show Spoiler +I just want to play some SC2 but the lag from Japan to the EU is so flippin terrible I just lose and lose and lose... augh!!
It's not fun because I can't micro anything and even if I do win I don't feel good about it. BUT I CAN'T STOP GOING BACK FOR MOREGHDTDHGFDDF
Stupid addictive game
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+ Show Spoiler + first few season 3 games, playing fucking awfully. only won one game and the zerg made a fatal mistake in it, so it doesn't count fucked up my build twice against protoss and got rolled. and i'm still platinum. screw this, i'm going to bed.
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+ Show Spoiler +Fucking fucked over the company's car and lied about it. They're fixing it on their own expense and I feel really bad SHIIIIITT
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+ Show Spoiler +why can't i play a SINGLE fucking MACRO GAME ON THE LADDER? i'm so goddamn tired of getting cheesed and all-ined on the ladder FUUUUCKKK
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+ Show Spoiler +Jesus god fuck my father is so stupppppppppid do that, do that.. and always what i do is wrong fuck. And this fucking SC2 ladder fear is so badddddd, i am so afraid of losing i always rage at my oponents ..
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FUCKING INTERNET, IN GOING ON VACATION TO MY GRANMOTHER´S ... BUT SHE HAS 256KB INTERNTET!! IM GOING TO MISS MLG!! (dont get me wrong i love to go , and have a great time..but i dont want to miss mlg
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+ Show Spoiler +after playing heroes of newearth i just want to insult everyone and everything, get out of my way you low fucks. Lags and fuckiing newbs and my raging soul !!!
YET NO MATTER HOW THE STORM IS BREWING I REMAIN CALM WITH CLEAR VISION AND FLAWLESS REASON
thats how I roll motherfuckers.
wrath signing out
/rant
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On July 27 2011 04:01 Veevro wrote:+ Show Spoiler +Fucking fucked over the company's car and lied about it. They're fixing it on their own expense and I feel really bad SHIIIIITT
aww hahah this made me lol.
+ Show Spoiler +that eg/puma thread just pisses me off. people need to calm the fuck down and get those sticks out of their asses. who gives a fuck just drop it and let it be. puma is happy so stfu already. gl puma!
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+ Show Spoiler + I speak this not as a motorist, but as a pedestrian.... fuck downtown midday pedestrian mouth-breathers. Self-centred assholes. Jesus, is it that hard to walk a bit faster, and you know, maybe NOT stop in front of a moving crowd to check some shit on your cellphone or laugh at some retardo joke? It's downtown... people have places to be, you lazy ass! Fucking hustle your ass or move the fuck out the way!
Also, fuck 6pool, 4gate, and MMM. Fuck cheesers too, God I hate cheesers... and fuck zerg players who rag on other races without playing them with some degree of regularity. There's a special place in Hell for those whiny bitches.
Oh yeah, FUCK PROTOSS NERFS! I cringe everytime a patch comes out... it never ends well for toss
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