Most embarrassing moment?

On August 27 2004 04:24 choader wrote:
One time as a young boy I spun around on my lawn till I got dizzy. Then I had to pee, so I started walking up the 2 steps to my porch, fell into a bush, peed myself, and started to cry.

On August 27 2004 03:11 ToKoreaWithLove wrote:
Okei. Most of mine is related to parties and drunkness -_-

Had this one nighter with a girl, and true to nature I left really early, never called etc. Now a few days later I go on a date with this other girl, and it goes really well. We agree to party together the next day. She tells me about her friend who met this guy she fell in love with, and how he was a total asshole and never called ..

.. you can probably guess who her best friend was. I left REALLY quick

On August 27 2004 04:24 choader wrote:
One time as a young boy I spun around on my lawn till I got dizzy. Then I had to pee, so I started walking up the 2 steps to my porch, fell into a bush, peed myself, and started to cry.

On August 27 2004 06:08 EvilTeletubby wrote:
I don't have any REAL bad moments, but this just happened last night as a matter of fact.

My friend and I were over he's brother's apartment, watching some HBO show (Da Ali G show I think it's called), basically the guy screws with people... anyways, one guy is getting really pissed, and we're laughing our asses off, and I said something along the lines of "Look how pisses he is, looks like he's going to have a stroke", and resume laughing.

My friend gets real quiet, turns to me and says "Our Grandfather just had a stroke" (I knew he was in the hospitol, but didn't know why)...

T_T

It was all good though, we just watched the show some more, and forgot about it in no time.

On August 27 2004 08:24 MrEd wrote:
not THE most embarrassing but still

just having chips with some mates at the shops when i saw a woman walking up the footpath. I wear contacts and they arnt the right ones i think, cos i go to my mate "confirmation on the hotty?" looking at the woman. Turns out, after shes walked past, that the 'hotty' is a 70 year old minger. copt a bit for that

On August 27 2004 11:10 dronebabo wrote:
i once saw a piece of shit in front of the dean's office.

later i found out this kid had to goto the bathroom so bad that he ran out and he took a shit in front of the office because the bathroom right next to it was locked.

On August 27 2004 13:51 Dangster wrote:
i got two

in second grade i was walking around with my head down because i was weird..i guess...so i walk ointo the bathroom and unzip my pants..when i look up theres no stalls!!!!!!!!!!! i see toilets with doors across the room and when i look around 2 girls standing there with their eyes opened looking down and i run hella fast out of there . after i didi my business in the mens bathroom i took off my sweater that i had on and put it in my bakpack just in case they recognized me... i dontthink they saw my face cause when i got out the two girls were laughing and telling some other girls about it and i just walked right through them.

my second time was at the movies...you know the lines have the bars so you cant really cut? well i didnt see them so when i turned around to go to the bathroom (it was right in front of me) in stead of going around i just walked straight really fast and fell face first on the ground T_T

On August 27 2004 09:49 tlstmddn wrote:
walking into a lamp post while I was looking at a really hot chick on the other side of the road >.<

On August 27 2004 03:03 Beyonder wrote:
Mine must be when I was 13 or 14; I was totally in love with a girl. We were really close, yet things were troubled. She came to my house one day, then that same evening I was gonna wave her off from the door, she lived really close. I then told her I loved her and threw the door shut; only to proceed running upstairs and crying.

T_T

On August 27 2004 15:15 SpiriT-DemoN- wrote:


LOL ahahaha why the hell did you cry?

On August 27 2004 16:38 dronebabo wrote:

owned.

On August 28 2004 22:39 hasuwar wrote:
This is kinda embarass, I was just talking about what kind of daze that guy in the "Gosu Backflip" thread must have been in..and I remembered this

I was in the first grade, so i was a little kid, and I couldn't shoot my basketball high enough to make it in the basket, so I got really bad.

Took the ball into the front yard, got my baseball bat, and swung it from over my head and hit the ball, only to have the baseball back come back and crack me in the forehead

On August 28 2004 02:55 Klogon wrote:
Ouch. Hit in the balls, the heart, and the pride.

On August 29 2004 01:20 InToTheWannaB wrote:
Well mine is with out question the time this girl rose gave me a ride. I kinda knew her, but not really all that well. God knows why she offered the ride even. Anyway we talking in the car, and stuff. She seemed cool we are geting along ok. We get to school, and i say thx for the ride and stuff. Im about to get out of the car, and she leans over as im turning away and "give me a kiss". I'm think, ok i know lots of girls that like to give kiss, and hugs when they say good bye. So no big thing to me, she wants to give me a kiss good bye. I'm not going to say no lol. So I look back and she leaning across the car with her eyes closed and lips puckered. So I kiss her. This bitch jumps back across the car as fast as any human ever could, and curls into a ball in the corner like I tryed to rape her. Omg then I'm like Wtf just happened? I turn around, and what do I see but 3 of her GFs that seen this whole damn thing happen Lmao. Seems It was one of her GFs she was asking to kiss her lol. I just felt like the biggest dick in the whole damn world at that moment. However she and her GFs were all really cool about it and never busted my balls.

On August 29 2004 03:34 FY-Forever wrote:
seems like everyone's most emberassing moment alaways happened with girls

On August 29 2004 02:06 Beyonder wrote:


Hahahahahahahhahaha!!!! In Holland it's common to kiss eachother goodbye though! 3 Kisses even!

On August 29 2004 06:59 Esor wrote:


That is common in all of europe. When I am in the United States, I still do it and call it 'culture'. Females find me very charming and romantic.

On August 29 2004 10:07 grr wrote:
Mine was at my gymnasium (like senior high school) kick off party. I got incredibly drunk on some home made wine and in the end I couldn't walk at all. So the smart dudes that held the party drove me home in a shopping cart and dumped me outside for my father to pick me up.

On August 28 2004 06:23 LetMeBeWithYou wrote:


"what was your moms reaction?

On August 29 2004 12:21 RiSE wrote:


"Oh, sorry" Then she walked away with an akward look on her face. So embarrassing.

On August 29 2004 19:30 Mindcrime wrote:
I used to play soccer when I was young and well..... one time, the kick off caught me square in the balls and I fell down and cried. T_T

On August 27 2004 10:01 choader wrote:
All the farting things reminded me of another one. Another time in my younger years I was at soccer camp, and the counselors were handing out various awards that we had earned, so about 30 kids were all sitting "indian style" in a group around the speaker. At that time I couldn't hold in a fart for the life of me, but I was hoping to God I could, 'cause I had a big one brewing. Naturally I couldn't, but rather than letting it all come at once, my efforts forced the flatulence to come out over the period of about 30 (!) seconds in the form of a really high-pitched whistle-screech that everyone heard. Everyone became silent and stared at me for the entire time. My face turned red.

On August 29 2004 09:44 ShAsTa wrote:

Uh, no. I don't know how things are in every european country but I do know that in France it's 2 kisses.

On August 27 2004 09:49 SnoopySnacks wrote:
walking into a lamp post while I was looking at a really hot chick on the other side of the road >.<

On August 13 2011 07:04 iPAndi wrote:
So you decided to quote a 2004 thread just to say LOLOL?

On August 13 2011 09:40 MadNeSs wrote:


FWIW, I laughed out loud to when I read it. So I think it's justified :DD.