Have a regular poop routine 1x a day.

mine is every night after dinner and before evening shower.
advantages:
- makes for a fulfilling dump since u'd have a days worth of it
- helps avoid "morning rush"
- helps prevent stinking "toilet breaks" during the day, say when you're driving, in a meeting, or, god bless, on a date.

also, after you've thoroughly cleaned your hole, rub it generously with alcohol.
nothing like that cool fresh feeling to right before you sleep LOL

gongryong

Korea (South)1430 Posts

November 26 2010 08:00 GMT

#423

On November 26 2010 16:33 Scrapiron wrote:

Show nested quote +

This does not save any time. When you are finished peeing, you sit there and watch it all flush down? Just hit the handle and leave.

was more on the SIDE-GAME that the save time. xd

bluefuzz

United States112 Posts

November 26 2010 08:16 GMT

#424

Best excuse to get out of work I use, is call in right when you would normally leave for work, and say the neighborhood kids let the air out of your tires. I only use it once per job, but it's always worked like a charm.

Eloquent

United States475 Posts

November 26 2010 08:48 GMT

#425

On November 08 2010 15:16 Chairman Ray wrote:
brushing my teeth while peeing will save some time in the morning

Take it one step further bro.

Take a shower WHILE brushing and pissing at the same time.
It works wonders.

KizZBG

u gotta skate8152 Posts

December 06 2010 13:30 GMT

#426

Alt+Print screen will take a screenshot of the active window.

bioboyAT

Austria1763 Posts

December 06 2010 13:41 GMT

#427

On December 06 2010 22:30 KizZBG wrote:
Alt+Print screen will take a screenshot of the active window.

oh wow this is really awesome, never knew that.

Finky27

Algeria45 Posts

December 06 2010 15:31 GMT

#428

Cover yourself with blanket when sleeping even if you don't feel cold can prevent the urge of wanting to pee. I've never had a midnight pee ever since I did that.

Servius_Fulvius

United States947 Posts

December 06 2010 15:54 GMT

#429

When you can't sleep get up, turn on a tv in another room, get a large pillow to prop yourself up, and profit from passing out soon after! Did this last night and it worked like a charm!

Marcjuh

Netherlands25 Posts

December 06 2010 18:09 GMT

#430

On December 06 2010 22:30 KizZBG wrote:
Alt+Print screen will take a screenshot of the active window.

Mind is blown.

FranzF1

Chile1710 Posts

December 06 2010 18:26 GMT

#431

On December 06 2010 22:30 KizZBG wrote:
Alt+Print screen will take a screenshot of the active window.

WHAT THE FUCK!

this is really amazing.

couches

618 Posts

December 06 2010 19:46 GMT

#432

This is all over the place.

-Drink more water.
-Sleep more.
-Don't do anything but bang and sleep in your bed. If you read, phone/text, computer or tv from bed it can be tougher to fall asleep there.
-Put your ego aside when driving.
-Don't stop directly behind another car while waiting at a stop.
-Yes officer, no officer. Yes sir. No sir. Yes ma'am. No ma'am. Thank you. You're welcome.
-Look at people when you talk to them.
-goldbond powder fixed my mild bacne (I used to always have one to three pimples on my back at any given time)
-Shave in the shower w/ hot water, or immediately after you step out. (brushing in the shower just uses more water, doesn't save much time btw).
-Shampoo only a few times a week, like 2 or 3. It's expensive and the more you use it the more oil your scalp produces making you need even more shampoo to calm it down. Use less and your scalp will generate less oil. It will take time to adjust though.
-set your clothes, lunch, keys, wallet, etc out the night before.
-ear plugs at concerts, especially if you're up front. Also don't stand in direct LOS of any of the cabs/amps/PA if you can help it.
-don't blast music all the time.
-put your phone away in social environments and socalize ffs, especially on dates
-hygiene products, stock the fuck up on these. Instead of getting like one tube of toothpaste get like 4. Instead of one thing of deodorant get 4. In the past I always ran out of something crucial at a crucial time. If you go through a financial slump you can still stay fresh.
-Get a panini sandwich press grill, this thing is amazing.
-Learn how to pour a Guinness properly. If your gf likes Guinness draw a heart in the head for her.
-Have candles in your home/apartment. Lots of them. Trust me.
-Bananas and water really help with muscle cramps.

I know most of the tabbing shortcuts were covered but here's one I like using as well:

Useful for opening a link in a new firefox tab.
-Mouse wheel click the link.
-OR If it's not a clickable link do:
highlight link, control+c, t, v, enter. Instant new tab in firefox opening the page you wanted.

orion27

United States44 Posts

December 06 2010 20:21 GMT

#433

On December 07 2010 04:46 couches wrote:
-Get a panini sandwich press grill, this thing is amazing.

This is the most important point in couches text of tricks.

to contribute:
-learn how to make press pot coffee, it tastes way better and is cheaper than starbucks and
mcdonalds.
-wear sandals when you can, much easier to put on than shoes

couches

618 Posts

December 06 2010 20:30 GMT

#434

For real, people will think you are the best cook ever when all you did was make a sandwich and throw it on the press for a few seconds. It's instant win if you ever have anybody over for lunch, especially if they have kids. Serve them up some lemonade, the sandwiches and pretzels or something slightly salty.

If you're going to wear sandals a lot make sure your feet aren't nasty.

DisBabylonSystem

56 Posts

December 06 2010 20:33 GMT

#435

On November 08 2010 15:16 Chairman Ray wrote:
brushing my teeth while peeing will save some time in the morning

lol, I do something similar. I take a shower, piss and brush my teeth all at the same time.

University

United States263 Posts

December 06 2010 20:54 GMT

#436

I realize that we have some female TL users...

but in general, part of the hilarity of this thread is how it is created by - and for - an exclusively male audience hahaha.

In the last three pages we have: wanking while eating, wanking while pooping, wanking while eating while pooping, hot wiring a car, opening a banana like a money, and the words "fulfilling dump." hahahha

CurLy[]

United States759 Posts

December 06 2010 21:17 GMT

#437

On November 10 2010 10:36 jinorazi wrote:
ctrl+shift+esc is the new ctrl alt del

Never new about that.... kinda awesome.

On November 10 2010 10:51 Blasterion wrote:
Drink alcohol while eating you're less likely to get drunk

That sounds like a backwards life trick. The goal is to get more drunk.

Reptilia

Chile913 Posts

December 06 2010 21:25 GMT

#438

On December 07 2010 04:46 couches wrote:

-Get a panini sandwich press grill, this thing is amazing.

This man knows

BroOd

Austin10833 Posts

December 06 2010 22:05 GMT

#439

Kind of a random one, but if you get tinyurl or bit.ly links, you can check them before visiting the site (a smart move imo)
for tinyurl, simply put the word preview before "tinyurl" like so:
preview.tinyurl.com/blahblahbhshb

for bit.ly, simply add a + to the end of the url like so:
bit.ly/blahblahfsdfsd+