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Defacer
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Canada5052 Posts
November 22 2010 04:34 GMT
#401
The key to problem-solving or creativity usually isn't a result of an epiphany or lecture or meditative state.

90% it is sheer brute force. Creativity is hard work, pure and simple.

Also,

The people that are the most "creative" or have the most ideas consistently are the one's that do the most research.
Rebornlife
Profile Joined August 2010
Canada224 Posts
November 22 2010 04:54 GMT
#402
@ Binomial and others about the audacity thing.
Tried it on two songs, one rap and one metal,
Only made it sound like shit?
holdthephone
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States523 Posts
November 22 2010 05:26 GMT
#403
my roommate tried to show me audacity, it honestly just sounded like his music got louder.
Owarida
Profile Joined April 2010
United States333 Posts
November 22 2010 05:52 GMT
#404
-Eating while pooping saves time
-Wanking and pooping saves time
-Eating/Wanking and pooping at the same time saves even MORE time than any one alone.

-At stop signs, when you and another hit at same time, don't wave them on. Look them dead in the eye and let them know you mean business. Start moving, if they start, don't stop, just honk. Their will succumbs to you, and you have defeated them in a mental battle. Super effective against midly overweight, iphone toting, head band wearing, blond chicks with self image issues.
lac29
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1485 Posts
November 22 2010 06:13 GMT
#405
There are some good tips here, thanks.
Stratos.FEAR
Profile Joined June 2009
Canada706 Posts
November 23 2010 08:04 GMT
#406
On November 22 2010 14:52 Owarida wrote:
-Eating while pooping saves time
-Wanking and pooping saves time
-Eating/Wanking and pooping at the same time saves even MORE time than any one alone.




but...but... i only have two hands! how do i wipe my ass, wank AND eat at the same time? or in that order?
ThankYou
Profile Joined November 2010
United States5 Posts
November 24 2010 04:14 GMT
#407
If you are wearing denim jeans you can always ash your L onto them, then gently rub the ash in. Rubbed-in ash becomes almost invisible on most types of blue jeans.
"The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad." - Salvador Dali
ThankYou
Profile Joined November 2010
United States5 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-11-24 04:22:12
November 24 2010 04:20 GMT
#408
the ultimate recipe for CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES

Ingredients:
3 cups all-purpose flour
1 1/2 teaspoons baking soda
1/2 teaspoon salt
2 sticks (1 cup) unsalted butter, melted and cooled slightly
1 1/2 cups packed light brown sugar
1 cup granulated sugar
3 large eggs
1 1/2 teaspoons vanilla
2 1/2 cups semisweet chocolate chips (16 oz)

Put oven rack in middle position and preheat oven to 375°F.
Whisk together flour, baking soda, and salt in a small bowl.
Beat together butter and sugars in a large bowl with an electric ULTRAWISK (haha, get it?) mixer at high speed until pale and fluffy, 2 to 3 minutes. Also you can hand mix if you don't have a mixer, just soften the butter up first.
Lightly beat 1 egg with a fork in a small bowl and add 1 3/4 tablespoons of it plus 2 remaining whole eggs to butter mixture, beating with mixer until creamy, about 1 minute.
Beat in vanilla. Reduce speed to low and mix in flour mixture until just blended, then stir in chips.
Scoop 1/4 cup batter for each cookie, arranging mounds 3 inches apart, on 4 baking sheets.
Bake, 1-4 sheets at a time, until golden, 9 to 13 minutes. Transfer cookies to a rack to cool and continue making cookies in same manner using cooled baking sheets.
Cooled cookies keep in an airtight container at room temperature 3 days.

adapted by me (ThankYou) from Gourmet - October 2003
"The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad." - Salvador Dali
-ty[r]ant
Profile Joined January 2010
United States140 Posts
November 24 2010 06:51 GMT
#409
Here's a similar, but easier ULTIMATE recipe for Peanut Butter Cookies

Everyone I make them for loves them!

--1 Cup of sugar
--1 Cup of peanut butter (i use chunky xD)
--1 Egg (large n brown here)

1. Preheat oven to 375
2. Stir ingredients in a tub until sufficiently coalesced
3. Roll into small balls and stick em on a Pam-sprayed pan with some distance between em, they expand!
4. Stick in oven for 25 minutes
5. ???
6. PROFIT! (or, eat, you know. Whatever works.)

You can get a neat look by crosshatching them with the tines of a fork.
Really bad for you But so tasty ~``
"Yo guys I got this new technique where I enter a preschool and knee a bunch of kids in the face. Nobody there has managed to stop me yet." - Bibbit
DROPPINBOMBS
Profile Joined April 2010
United States312 Posts
November 26 2010 06:16 GMT
#410
I figured that the "Life Tricks" thread was the place to request help. My friends are all home from school this weekend and there is a huge party we're having on saturday, and I'm scheduled to work. It's a short time until saturday, and I don't feel comfortable pretending for my family members to die. Any perfect excuses to get out of work?
Ideas are bullet-proof.
CaucasianAsian
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Korea (South)11601 Posts
November 26 2010 06:19 GMT
#411
if you don't want to say they died, then say they're getting married, or you have a new nephew/brother/whatever.

Or just tell them straight up that you haven't seen these people in a very long time and you want a day off work, or to get off early or something.
Calendar@ Fish Server: `iOps]..Stark
DROPPINBOMBS
Profile Joined April 2010
United States312 Posts
November 26 2010 06:20 GMT
#412
I should have probaly added that my boss is a self proclaimed hard ass. Social life isn't in his interests. So I guess that wedding/new family member might work.
Ideas are bullet-proof.
Scrapiron
Profile Joined August 2010
74 Posts
November 26 2010 06:24 GMT
#413
On November 24 2010 15:51 -ty[r]ant wrote:
Here's a similar, but easier ULTIMATE recipe for Peanut Butter Cookies

Everyone I make them for loves them!

--1 Cup of sugar
--1 Cup of peanut butter (i use chunky xD)
--1 Egg (large n brown here)

1. Preheat oven to 375
2. Stir ingredients in a tub until sufficiently coalesced
3. Roll into small balls and stick em on a Pam-sprayed pan with some distance between em, they expand!
4. Stick in oven for 25 minutes
5. ???
6. PROFIT! (or, eat, you know. Whatever works.)

You can get a neat look by crosshatching them with the tines of a fork.
Really bad for you But so tasty ~``



I think you forgot to say "flour" in there somewhere. If you make cookies like this, you will end up with a glob of brown crap on your cookie sheet.
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20168 Posts
November 26 2010 06:24 GMT
#414
"I'm sick"

T_T
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
BenKen
Profile Joined August 2009
United States860 Posts
November 26 2010 06:25 GMT
#415
On November 26 2010 15:16 DROPPINBOMBS wrote:
I figured that the "Life Tricks" thread was the place to request help. My friends are all home from school this weekend and there is a huge party we're having on saturday, and I'm scheduled to work. It's a short time until saturday, and I don't feel comfortable pretending for my family members to die. Any perfect excuses to get out of work?


Not sure what kind of job this is, but I think you should just tell him straight up about your friends, self proclaimed hardass or not. If you are college age then it's a totally normal thing to ask for I'd imagine. How late do you have to work? Maybe you can leave a few hours early or something.
I deadlift for Aiur
DROPPINBOMBS
Profile Joined April 2010
United States312 Posts
November 26 2010 06:25 GMT
#416
On November 26 2010 15:24 decafchicken wrote:
"I'm sick"

T_T

Just got over being sick. He knows it.
Ideas are bullet-proof.
theinvisiblePLER
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States110 Posts
November 26 2010 06:29 GMT
#417
On November 19 2010 17:03 Glaven wrote:
If you're planning on masturbating, eat a banana beforehand. Not only will it give you protein, but you can jerk off into the banana peel and throw it out avoiding any mess/tissues.


BULLSHIT. either you're trolling, or you're retarded, pick which one. Banana's don't give you any protein -_-.
theinvisiblePLER
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States110 Posts
November 26 2010 07:01 GMT
#418
On November 10 2010 13:41 News wrote:
I wonder sometimes why people brush their teeth before they have their breakfast like one minute after. Makes no sense.


Wtf people eat before they brush their teeth? Mind = blown
gongryong
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Korea (South)1430 Posts
November 26 2010 07:09 GMT
#419
On November 08 2010 15:29 Samp wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 08 2010 15:28 stanik wrote:
flush the toilet BEFORE youre finished peeing. saves time. Also it creates a side-game where you see how well you can guess when to flush the toilet.


LOL I thought I was the only one doing that xD


Me too! do it al the time. perfected it in all toilet bowls in the house office and 2 major malls. water saver urinals kinda spoiled it though. xd
JAEDONG ÜBERBONJWA!
Vortigan
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Denmark306 Posts
November 26 2010 07:24 GMT
#420
On November 14 2010 04:00 Piste wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 13 2010 08:03 Strategos wrote:
When strapped on money and going to movie with multiple friends, let say 4, buy 2 tickets rather than the 4. two of the people go into the movie theatre and sit down, one person brings the two ticket stubs out, and gives stub to one of the other person, rinse and repeat.

Note: dont go in together, and switch up the people going outside.

Saves alot of money

that is not a trick. that is called stealing. criminal.


haha that's not stealing. that's just plain hustlin... all good
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