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Triple7
Profile Joined April 2009
United States656 Posts
December 17 2009 23:20 GMT
#161
42. Defending a 5 pool doesn't guarantee a win.
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KH1031
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
United States862 Posts
December 17 2009 23:42 GMT
#162
Drinking on an empty stomach
Mastermind
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada7096 Posts
December 17 2009 23:47 GMT
#163
Really annoying fucking memes can catch on easily on TL
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11566 Posts
December 17 2009 23:47 GMT
#164
anything can become a retarded meme
*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
Wangsta
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States776 Posts
December 17 2009 23:52 GMT
#165
in beer pong, dont partner with people who repeatedly say that they get better when they are drunk
Mastermind
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada7096 Posts
December 17 2009 23:55 GMT
#166
Never try to change for a woman. What she doesnt like about you has nothing to do with what she wants you to change. Once you change and she realises that doesnt actually change anything for her she will leave you.
CubEdIn
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
Romania5359 Posts
December 17 2009 23:56 GMT
#167
On December 18 2009 06:45 Beyonder wrote:
Sex can rupture the foreskin if you're not careful.


With women? >.>
Im not a n00b, I just play like one.
proberecall
Profile Joined August 2009
United States104 Posts
December 17 2009 23:58 GMT
#168
Linux (especially server oriented applications) is better than Windows.

way, way better
crayons
Profile Joined November 2009
Singapore65 Posts
December 18 2009 00:03 GMT
#169
On December 18 2009 03:32 intrigue wrote:
when in the courtship phase known as e-flirting, alt tabbing once per bgh game to type 'haha' or a smiley does not sufficiently convey interest.

+4
yhnmk
Profile Joined August 2009
Canada630 Posts
December 18 2009 00:10 GMT
#170
err, ive never made a mistake, so ive never learnt anything the hard way
Purind
Profile Blog Joined April 2004
Canada3562 Posts
December 18 2009 00:41 GMT
#171
On December 17 2009 12:32 hamtaroluveR wrote:
ok heres a lesson i lerned the REAL hard way

so for those of you smart ppl who watch hamtaro, hamtaros owner linda is basically the most beuatifill women ever! but she likes that dummy from her school

when i fond out linda had a crush on this IDIOT i stopp wachting hamtaro i was so upset but then i got real real sick and had to go to the hospital! (i had a flu really bad) i realized when i was sick that the reeson linda loved him and not me was cuz i wasnt there at her school 2 make her love me and one day maybe we can meet in my dreams

so what i lerned the hard way was 2 things

1) never stop watching hamtaro or u get sick in real life!
2) dont worry about a pretty girl from a cartoon becuz itll work out in the end


Her name is Laura. You really aren't a Hamtaro luver, are you?
Trucy Wright is hot
DCLXVI
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States729 Posts
December 18 2009 01:42 GMT
#172
On December 18 2009 04:13 Chef wrote:
Always claim ignorance. If people start thinking you know things, they'll start asking you what time it is all the time.

If you wear a watch, never look at it. Then if people ask you what time it is you can truthfully tell them you don't know.
On December 18 2009 06:46 shavingcream66 wrote:
not studying enough 1st quarter of college is depressing

this would have been helpful to know 3 months ago...

Also, humor/sarcasm at work is very dangerous, be very choosy with your subjects
I can already see the ending
Ludrik
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Australia523 Posts
December 18 2009 01:54 GMT
#173
On December 18 2009 08:19 Lyzon wrote:
When a girl you like tells you she has a boyfriend (after you have mutually flirted).... believe it!

Also make sure he isn't next to her in the flirtation stage.
Only a fool would die laughing. I was a fool.
Titusmaster6
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States5937 Posts
December 18 2009 01:57 GMT
#174
Don't drive drunk
Shorts down shorts up, BOOM, just like that.
Kenpachi
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States9908 Posts
December 18 2009 02:16 GMT
#175
Choose Bulbasaur
Nada's body is South Korea's greatest weapon.
kdog3683
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States916 Posts
December 18 2009 02:28 GMT
#176
On December 18 2009 11:16 Kenpachi wrote:
Choose Bulbasaur


hahahaha I can't stop laughing. I fucking chose squirtle.

1) Always carry condom
2) If a girl thinks you're lying, keep telling her you are telling the truth. They will believe.
Multiply your efforts.
Carthac
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States393 Posts
December 18 2009 02:40 GMT
#177
4 spades on the flop does not guarantee you the pot when you all in
jonusb
Profile Joined December 2009
Canada3 Posts
December 18 2009 02:42 GMT
#178
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MuffinDude
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States3837 Posts
December 18 2009 02:47 GMT
#179
On December 18 2009 11:28 kdog3683 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 18 2009 11:16 Kenpachi wrote:
Choose Bulbasaur


hahahaha I can't stop laughing. I fucking chose squirtle.

1) Always carry condom
2) If a girl thinks you're lying, keep telling her you are telling the truth. They will believe.

43 - always carry the condom in the car
Zerg can be so abusive sometimes | third member of the "loli is not a crime club" PM konadora to join!
zeks
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Canada1068 Posts
December 18 2009 02:59 GMT
#180
23879. women hold grudges
"Two roads diverged in a wood, and I-- I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference."
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