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Meth
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Canada396 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-18 03:22:57
December 18 2009 03:21 GMT
#181
don't believe everything your girlfriend tells you.
Brood War for life
DoX.)
Profile Joined December 2008
Singapore6164 Posts
December 18 2009 03:25 GMT
#182
Yellow will never win a starleague
Sad[Panda]
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States458 Posts
December 18 2009 06:43 GMT
#183
On December 18 2009 11:16 Kenpachi wrote:
Choose Bulbasaur


best one yet imo
( O.O) ("\(t.t )/") ~ I'm just looking for someone to hug
mmgoose
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
769 Posts
December 18 2009 07:10 GMT
#184
fool me once, shame on me; fool me twice...

if it looks like a woman, looks like a woman, sounds like a woman... reach around just to make sure, you can't be too careful.
And you know if a grandmother had a penis she would be a grandfather.
Sad[Panda]
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States458 Posts
December 18 2009 07:13 GMT
#185
Not all babies are born cute
( O.O) ("\(t.t )/") ~ I'm just looking for someone to hug
RaptorX
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
Germany646 Posts
December 18 2009 10:40 GMT
#186
On December 18 2009 16:13 Sad[Panda] wrote:
Not all babies are born cute


75. babies are not fun at 1am after a hard day of work.
I won
Whiplash
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States2928 Posts
December 18 2009 10:43 GMT
#187
You can go over your debt card limit into negative money and banks charge you a shit ton every time that happens.
Cinematographer / Steadicam Operator. Former Starcraft commentator/player
Red_Dragon
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
Croatia2862 Posts
December 18 2009 10:53 GMT
#188
Don`t accept free gifts, there are always hidden motives behind them that will come haunt you sooner or later!
Climbing walls of an endless circle
flyinfart
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States95 Posts
December 18 2009 12:04 GMT
#189
Don't fuck the hot meth head who is living under the bridge.

When an interviewer asks what you've been doing for the past 6 months of unemployment, there really isn't a right answer; just answers that don't suck as much as others.

Don't starve yourself for a week or longer if you still have hallucinogens/other drugs still in your system- even if by accident. Only bad things can happen.

P&R is just as bad of an idea to discuss in real life as it is online.
freelander
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Hungary4707 Posts
December 23 2009 13:38 GMT
#190
On December 18 2009 06:45 Beyonder wrote:
Sex can rupture the foreskin if you're not careful.


lemme try that
And all is illuminated.
Garnet
Profile Blog Joined February 2006
Vietnam9021 Posts
December 24 2009 16:56 GMT
#191
The internet can own you really hard.
Eskii
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Canada544 Posts
December 24 2009 17:06 GMT
#192
Don't have a steamy car session with your married assistant manager, even if you are leaving the company in a few weeks, it is a bad idea.

It is a hell of a lot better to regret doing something than it is to regret not doing it.
Eskii
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Canada544 Posts
December 24 2009 17:24 GMT
#193
On December 18 2009 08:56 CubEdIn wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 18 2009 06:45 Beyonder wrote:
Sex can rupture the foreskin if you're not careful.


With women? >.>



Yup, happened to me as well.
Wr3k
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada2533 Posts
December 24 2009 19:04 GMT
#194
Buy condoms that are big enough that you can actually get them on.
Wr3k
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada2533 Posts
December 24 2009 19:05 GMT
#195
On December 25 2009 02:24 Eskii wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 18 2009 08:56 CubEdIn wrote:
On December 18 2009 06:45 Beyonder wrote:
Sex can rupture the foreskin if you're not careful.


With women? >.>



Yup, happened to me as well.



Ouch? Another +1 for the circumcised vs uncircumcised debate?
Lyzon
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United Kingdom440 Posts
December 24 2009 19:08 GMT
#196
On December 18 2009 11:40 Carthac wrote:
4 spades on the flop does not guarantee you the pot when you all in


Ouch :S Turn and River fucked you eh?
Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
December 24 2009 19:12 GMT
#197
On December 17 2009 12:45 decafchicken wrote:
Girls suck. A lot.

Yes, they do. Oh, that's not what you meant.
QuoC
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States724 Posts
December 25 2009 08:12 GMT
#198
circumcision ftw
Dario "TLO" Wünsch -- Favorite SC2 Player
JeeJee
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Canada5652 Posts
December 25 2009 08:16 GMT
#199
On December 25 2009 02:06 Eskii wrote:
Don't have a steamy car session with your married assistant manager, even if you are leaving the company in a few weeks, it is a bad idea.

It is a hell of a lot better to regret doing something than it is to regret not doing it.


so
these 2 kind of conflict each other or is it just me?
=)
(\o/)  If you want it, you find a way. Otherwise you find excuses. No exceptions.
 /_\   aka Shinbi (requesting a name change since 27/05/09 ☺)
Methos
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States206 Posts
December 25 2009 10:53 GMT
#200
On December 25 2009 17:16 JeeJee wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 25 2009 02:06 Eskii wrote:
Don't have a steamy car session with your married assistant manager, even if you are leaving the company in a few weeks, it is a bad idea.

It is a hell of a lot better to regret doing something than it is to regret not doing it.


so
these 2 kind of conflict each other or is it just me?
=)


no they definitely conflict
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