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-Don't drum on your steering wheel (WITH drumsticks :D ) while driving at night on a gravel road...
-For that matter, never trust anybody else's ability to drive. People are SO retarded on the road, especially the closer to any city you get. I realize the irony of this statement considering my first point.
-Don't ever trust beggars on the street. Once they remember you they do weird shit.
-If you're in a situation where you take the blame (even if not your fault) or your whole group does, speak up. You get far less punishment. Like, um, NOT being fired or docked pay.
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On December 18 2009 03:32 intrigue wrote: when in the courtship phase known as e-flirting, alt tabbing once per bgh game to type 'haha' or a smiley does not sufficiently convey interest.
hahahaha! At least you got a good story out of it. . . ^^
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On December 17 2009 11:30 BuGzlToOnl wrote: 3. Threads with little to no content tend to get closed fairly fast.
the first post is always wrong
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On December 17 2009 11:31 BuGzlToOnl wrote: 4. Number threads don't usually get very far and the numbers usually mess up due to two people posting at almost the same time.
At least he was sort of right in the third post. The numbering didn't get very far lol.
Edit: or would it be considered the second post? Oh whatever, the second one after the OP.
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Whenever your boss asks a group of you who wants to do dishes (just this one time!) (or any shitty job) never be the last to respond. you might look like an asshole for a minute, but it will save you from doing 5 hours of awful work every time you go to work.
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On December 17 2009 12:14 Thratur wrote: 42. Don't come late at a college final exam because you were sleeping.
I have experienced the conditions which I assume would lead to this, and yet have no felt the consequences. The lady smiled and opened to door and I just started from my own separate time from the group, and still had my full time.
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On December 17 2009 11:48 sS.NuB wrote:Lol. And your name is Nitrogen Nitrogen isn't flameable
Also: Nothing lasts forever. Also: Cold things can burn you!
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Beyonder
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Sex can rupture the foreskin if you're not careful.
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not studying enough 1st quarter of college is depressing
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None of us are promised tomorrow.
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On December 17 2009 12:03 TheAntZ wrote: 999. Zergs enjoy torturing protoss, for they are secretly the allies of terran. All those zvts you ever saw? staged. All of them. hero vs leta was too gay to be staged
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On December 18 2009 05:38 789 wrote:Show nested quote +On December 17 2009 11:31 BuGzlToOnl wrote: 4. Number threads don't usually get very far and the numbers usually mess up due to two people posting at almost the same time. At least he was sort of right in the third post. The numbering didn't get very far lol. Edit: or would it be considered the second post? Oh whatever, the second one after the OP.
How many times do I have to say it its not a number thread -_-
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On December 17 2009 11:37 meeple wrote: 32. My neighbours poodle is indeed flammable
And if you try to put it out by stomping on it... things get worse
hahahahaha omg XD
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Don't go out with her sister. . .
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On December 18 2009 06:46 shavingcream66 wrote: not studying enough 1st quarter of college is depressing agreed
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5 pool does not work on an island map.
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Never ever say anything about a girls weight. Even if all of it is on your twisted ankle and you're in massive pain due to it. You can't even say "Could you move please, all your weight is on my ankle"
Edit: and i did not need to know that beyonder (
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On December 17 2009 12:47 Elwinros wrote: Not getting banned on TL is hard. Truth. There is so much to troll so much to flame...
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when your gf cheats on you, don't take her back. She will do it again. Learned this the hard way.
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When a girl you like tells you she has a boyfriend (after you have mutually flirted).... believe it!
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