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Ghost151
Profile Joined May 2008
United States290 Posts
December 17 2009 19:30 GMT
#141
-Don't drum on your steering wheel (WITH drumsticks :D ) while driving at night on a gravel road...

-For that matter, never trust anybody else's ability to drive. People are SO retarded on the road, especially the closer to any city you get. I realize the irony of this statement considering my first point.

-Don't ever trust beggars on the street. Once they remember you they do weird shit.

-If you're in a situation where you take the blame (even if not your fault) or your whole group does, speak up. You get far less punishment. Like, um, NOT being fired or docked pay.

fuck art its a competition if you dont get pissed off when you lose you dont care enough - Idra, on the "art" of RTS games.
Emon_
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
3925 Posts
December 17 2009 20:17 GMT
#142
On December 18 2009 03:32 intrigue wrote:
when in the courtship phase known as e-flirting, alt tabbing once per bgh game to type 'haha' or a smiley does not sufficiently convey interest.


hahahaha! At least you got a good story out of it. . . ^^
"I know that human beings and fish can coexist peacefully" -GWB ||
evanthebouncy!
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States12796 Posts
December 17 2009 20:24 GMT
#143
On December 17 2009 11:30 BuGzlToOnl wrote:
3. Threads with little to no content tend to get closed fairly fast.


the first post is always wrong
Life is run, it is dance, it is fast, passionate and BAM!, you dance and sing and booze while you can for now is the time and time is mine. Smile and laugh when still can for now is the time and soon you die!
789
Profile Joined October 2009
United States959 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-17 20:40:53
December 17 2009 20:38 GMT
#144
On December 17 2009 11:31 BuGzlToOnl wrote:
4. Number threads don't usually get very far and the numbers usually mess up due to two people posting at almost the same time.


At least he was sort of right in the third post. The numbering didn't get very far lol.

Edit: or would it be considered the second post? Oh whatever, the second one after the OP.
Member of Hyuk Hyuk Hyuk Cafe! He's the next Jaedong, baby!
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20155 Posts
December 17 2009 21:32 GMT
#145
Whenever your boss asks a group of you who wants to do dishes (just this one time!) (or any shitty job) never be the last to respond. you might look like an asshole for a minute, but it will save you from doing 5 hours of awful work every time you go to work.
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
Zurles
Profile Joined February 2009
United Kingdom1659 Posts
December 17 2009 21:39 GMT
#146
On December 17 2009 12:14 Thratur wrote:
42. Don't come late at a college final exam because you were sleeping.


I have experienced the conditions which I assume would lead to this, and yet have no felt the consequences. The lady smiled and opened to door and I just started from my own separate time from the group, and still had my full time.
Lovin
Profile Joined May 2009
Denmark812 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-17 21:43:34
December 17 2009 21:41 GMT
#147
On December 17 2009 11:48 sS.NuB wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 17 2009 11:37 Nitrogen wrote:
hot things can burn you


Lol. And your name is Nitrogen

Nitrogen isn't flameable

Also: Nothing lasts forever.
Also: Cold things can burn you!
AKA SuddenSalad
Beyonder
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Netherlands15103 Posts
December 17 2009 21:45 GMT
#148
Sex can rupture the foreskin if you're not careful.
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shavingcream66
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States1219 Posts
December 17 2009 21:46 GMT
#149
not studying enough 1st quarter of college is depressing
LordWeird
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3411 Posts
December 17 2009 21:48 GMT
#150
None of us are promised tomorrow.
Chains none
Ilikestarcraft
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Korea (South)17733 Posts
December 17 2009 21:55 GMT
#151
On December 17 2009 12:03 TheAntZ wrote:
999. Zergs enjoy torturing protoss, for they are secretly the allies of terran. All those zvts you ever saw? staged. All of them.

hero vs leta was too gay to be staged
ils
"Nana is a goddess. Or at very least, Nana is my goddess." - KazeHydra
sS.NuB
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Angola107 Posts
December 17 2009 22:25 GMT
#152
On December 18 2009 05:38 789 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 17 2009 11:31 BuGzlToOnl wrote:
4. Number threads don't usually get very far and the numbers usually mess up due to two people posting at almost the same time.


At least he was sort of right in the third post. The numbering didn't get very far lol.

Edit: or would it be considered the second post? Oh whatever, the second one after the OP.


How many times do I have to say it its not a number thread -_-
NarutO
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
Germany18839 Posts
December 17 2009 22:27 GMT
#153
On December 17 2009 11:37 meeple wrote:
32. My neighbours poodle is indeed flammable

And if you try to put it out by stomping on it... things get worse


hahahahaha omg XD
CommentatorPolt | MMA | Jjakji | BoxeR | NaDa | MVP | MKP ... truly inspiring.
Emon_
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
3925 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-18 08:30:16
December 17 2009 22:30 GMT
#154
Don't go out with her sister. . .
"I know that human beings and fish can coexist peacefully" -GWB ||
Ilikestarcraft
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Korea (South)17733 Posts
December 17 2009 22:39 GMT
#155
On December 18 2009 06:46 shavingcream66 wrote:
not studying enough 1st quarter of college is depressing

agreed
ils
"Nana is a goddess. Or at very least, Nana is my goddess." - KazeHydra
NarutO
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
Germany18839 Posts
December 17 2009 22:48 GMT
#156
5 pool does not work on an island map.
CommentatorPolt | MMA | Jjakji | BoxeR | NaDa | MVP | MKP ... truly inspiring.
cYaN
Profile Joined May 2004
Norway3322 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-17 22:49:05
December 17 2009 22:48 GMT
#157
Never ever say anything about a girls weight. Even if all of it is on your twisted ankle and you're in massive pain due to it. You can't even say "Could you move please, all your weight is on my ankle"

Edit: and i did not need to know that beyonder(
DeathSpank
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States1029 Posts
December 17 2009 22:49 GMT
#158
On December 17 2009 12:47 Elwinros wrote:
Not getting banned on TL is hard.

Truth. There is so much to troll so much to flame...
yes.
RaNgeD
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States733 Posts
December 17 2009 22:55 GMT
#159
when your gf cheats on you, don't take her back. She will do it again. Learned this the hard way.
Love never gives up, never loses faith, is always hopeful, and endures through every circumstance. 1 Corinthians 13:7
Lyzon
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United Kingdom440 Posts
December 17 2009 23:19 GMT
#160
When a girl you like tells you she has a boyfriend (after you have mutually flirted).... believe it!
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