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sS.NuB
Angola107 Posts
2- Someone who lies to you will most likely steal from you too I guess this thread doesn't have too much content so all I'll say is post your things that you have learned the hard way or you find really funny. On December 17 2009 11:30 BuGzlToOnl wrote: 3. Threads with little to no content tend to get closed fairly fast. Dude you posted after a second of me posting this thread o.o | ||
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BuGzlToOnl
United States5918 Posts
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BuGzlToOnl
United States5918 Posts
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sS.NuB
Angola107 Posts
On December 17 2009 11:31 BuGzlToOnl wrote: 4. Number threads don't usually get very far and the numbers usually mess up due to two people posting at almost the same time. Who said it was a number thread? I thought this thread was low in content? At least you could of read it right. never drink liquor that comes in a plastic bottle. | ||
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BuGzlToOnl
United States5918 Posts
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TryThis
Canada1522 Posts
ill state the obvious, i learned to play sc the hard way, and am still learning it that hard way | ||
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arb
Noobville17921 Posts
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Archerofaiur
United States4101 Posts
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Hyde
Australia14568 Posts
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meeple
Canada10211 Posts
And if you try to put it out by stomping on it... things get worse | ||
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Nitrogen
United States5345 Posts
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sS.NuB
Angola107 Posts
On December 17 2009 11:37 Nitrogen wrote: hot things can burn you Lol. And your name is Nitrogen | ||
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Ilikestarcraft
Korea (South)17727 Posts
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Mastermind
Canada7096 Posts
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Alethios
New Zealand2765 Posts
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Archaic
United States4024 Posts
318. Your hands don't help acne very much (Thank goodness I stopped myself) 103. Lists on TL usually die out really fast 2076. Everything is a "troll" EDIT: -1. I'm not the creepiest person on facebook. + Show Spoiler [Story] + I saw the thread, literally the day after I had changed my profile picture to something... somewhat more "outgoing" than I normally do. As a result, I changed it immediately, freaked out on IRC. I yelled at people for being stalkers, how they knew who I was, etc. etc. Then I made multiple posts, complained a bit more, screamed to a bunch of my friends. I then *googled* it, then I found EVEN more. I was like OH WHAT THE HELL, I'M BECOMING A MEME. Then I kept reading, and I was 100% *facepalm* Worst morning on TL... EVER. | ||
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seRapH
United States9756 Posts
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Necosarius
Sweden4042 Posts
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TheAntZ
Israel6248 Posts
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WeSt
Portugal918 Posts
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Chuiu
3470 Posts
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LonelyMargarita
1845 Posts
On December 17 2009 11:33 BuGzlToOnl wrote: 5. If you try to figure out the secret code for TL icons, flying monkeys magically appear in your profile. 5a. If you crack the code for TL icons, you are forever branded by the eternal worker icon. | ||
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Horiz0n
Sweden364 Posts
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Foreplay
United States1154 Posts
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illu
Canada2531 Posts
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Folca
2235 Posts
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Thratur
Canada917 Posts
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MountainDewJunkie
United States10341 Posts
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meeple
Canada10211 Posts
On December 17 2009 12:15 MountainDewJunkie wrote: If a girl says she's on the pill, she's lying. On December 17 2009 12:12 illu wrote: Use condoms Priceless... and very smart | ||
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Sigh
Canada2433 Posts
On December 17 2009 12:05 LonelyMargarita wrote: 5a. If you crack the code for TL icons, you are forever branded by the eternal worker icon. Wow.. i didn't know that. Is that why ilikestarcraft has an SCV icon even though he has 10k + posts? Don't eat Mcdonalds before a track meet. | ||
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Elwinros
United States93 Posts
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DoctorHelvetica
United States15034 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + result can be very embarassing! | ||
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hamtaroluveR
United States18 Posts
so for those of you smart ppl who watch hamtaro, hamtaros owner linda is basically the most beuatifill women ever! but she likes that dummy from her school when i fond out linda had a crush on this IDIOT i stopp wachting hamtaro i was so upset but then i got real real sick and had to go to the hospital! (i had a flu really bad) i realized when i was sick that the reeson linda loved him and not me was cuz i wasnt there at her school 2 make her love me and one day maybe we can meet in my dreams  so what i lerned the hard way was 2 things 1) never stop watching hamtaro or u get sick in real life! 2) dont worry about a pretty girl from a cartoon becuz itll work out in the end | ||
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hamtaroluveR
United States18 Posts
On December 17 2009 12:30 DoctorHelvetica wrote: when you go to the bathroom to pee-pee make sure you are not still wearing pants [spoiler]result can be very embarassing![/result] lol d00de why did u type [/result]? are you a baka? (idiot) | ||
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Ilikestarcraft
Korea (South)17727 Posts
On December 17 2009 12:20 Sigh wrote: Wow.. i didn't know that. Is that why ilikestarcraft has an SCV icon even though he has 10k + posts? Don't eat Mcdonalds before a track meet. only him not me^^ | ||
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NotJumperer
United States1371 Posts
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BuGzlToOnl
United States5918 Posts
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stanley_
United States816 Posts
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Nitrogen
United States5345 Posts
On December 17 2009 12:32 hamtaroluveR wrote: ok heres a lesson i lerned the REAL hard way so for those of you smart ppl who watch hamtaro, hamtaros owner linda is basically the most beuatifill women ever! but she likes that dummy from her school when i fond out linda had a crush on this IDIOT i stopp wachting hamtaro i was so upset but then i got real real sick and had to go to the hospital! (i had a flu really bad) i realized when i was sick that the reeson linda loved him and not me was cuz i wasnt there at her school 2 make her love me and one day maybe we can meet in my dreams so what i lerned the hard way was 2 things 1) never stop watching hamtaro or u get sick in real life! 2) dont worry about a pretty girl from a cartoon becuz itll work out in the end ...what | ||
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TheAntZ
Israel6248 Posts
On December 17 2009 12:32 hamtaroluveR wrote: ok heres a lesson i lerned the REAL hard way so for those of you smart ppl who watch hamtaro, hamtaros owner linda is basically the most beuatifill women ever! but she likes that dummy from her school when i fond out linda had a crush on this IDIOT i stopp wachting hamtaro i was so upset but then i got real real sick and had to go to the hospital! (i had a flu really bad) i realized when i was sick that the reeson linda loved him and not me was cuz i wasnt there at her school 2 make her love me and one day maybe we can meet in my dreams so what i lerned the hard way was 2 things 1) never stop watching hamtaro or u get sick in real life! 2) dont worry about a pretty girl from a cartoon becuz itll work out in the end Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his trollness? Its...its over NINE THOUUSSANNNDDDDD | ||
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decafchicken
United States20019 Posts
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Elwinros
United States93 Posts
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Boundz(DarKo)
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QuoC
United States724 Posts
you tend to forget what the memories were and which friends you were taking shots with.. | ||
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lone_hydra
Canada1460 Posts
2) When they tell you that the only way to ace math courses is to do lots of practice problems, they are not joking. | ||
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meegrean
Thailand7699 Posts
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Ilikestarcraft
Korea (South)17727 Posts
On December 17 2009 13:01 lone_hydra wrote: 1) MMORPG's are the bain of modern day video games. If you've never played one, don't start. 2) When they tell you that the only way to ace math courses is to do lots of practice problems, they are not joking. i learned two the hard way so badly | ||
DivinO
United States4796 Posts
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Xx5k4t3rG0H4NxX
United States25 Posts
i mean like jus let things go no prob u gotta skate | ||
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DoctorHelvetica
United States15034 Posts
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On_Slaught
United States12190 Posts
On December 17 2009 12:02 majesty.k)seRapH wrote: i can't actually win by not doing anything Made my day. Well played. | ||
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Tien
Russian Federation4447 Posts
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Grobyc
Canada18410 Posts
On December 17 2009 11:33 BuGzlToOnl wrote: 5. If you try to figure out the secret code for TL icons, flying monkeys magically appear in your profile. my bad... | ||
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Hyde
Australia14568 Posts
On December 17 2009 13:01 lone_hydra wrote: 2) When they tell you that the only way to ace math courses is to do lots of practice problems, they are not joking. I learned that the hard way also, I'll vouch for that any day. | ||
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Grobyc
Canada18410 Posts
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hamtaroluveR
United States18 Posts
On December 17 2009 12:45 decafchicken wrote: Girls suck. A lot. 'youre lucky there isnt someone in your life as noble and knihgtly like ash ketchum or hamtaro because they would kick your ass for talking like that about girl a girl needs to be cared for and you are insulting them. get aq life | ||
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404.Delirium
United States1190 Posts
On December 17 2009 12:45 decafchicken wrote: Girls suck. A lot. This could be taken from two opposite ends of the spectrum. | ||
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EsX_Raptor
United States2801 Posts
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NeCroPoTeNce
United States513 Posts
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Chuiu
3470 Posts
On December 17 2009 13:11 hamtaroluveR wrote: 'youre lucky there isnt someone in your life as noble and knihgtly like ash ketchum or hamtaro because they would kick your ass for talking like that about girl a girl needs to be cared for and you are insulting them. get aq life What are you, 8? Not all women are the same. | ||
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Try
United States1293 Posts
On December 17 2009 13:11 hamtaroluveR wrote: 'youre lucky there isnt someone in your life as noble and knihgtly like ash ketchum or hamtaro because they would kick your ass for talking like that about girl a girl needs to be cared for and you are insulting them. get aq life ![[image loading]](http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x98/proudauntie_2007/troll-b-gone.jpg) | ||
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Snet
United States3573 Posts
If you are working parttime at a job, and the management likes you, don't quit for another retail / fast food job that offers a few extra bucks per hour. It's really not worth it. Having management that likes you and being able to relax at your shitty retail job is alot better then working for a dick for +$2.00 an hour at another shitty retail job. | ||
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Xx5k4t3rG0H4NxX
United States25 Posts
i don understnd wut ur tryin 2 say here u gotta skate | ||
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Try
United States1293 Posts
On December 17 2009 13:18 Xx5k4t3rG0H4NxX wrote: i don understnd wut ur tryin 2 say here u gotta skate I gotta do what I gotta do | ||
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sYz-Adrenaline
United States1850 Posts
On December 17 2009 12:03 Necosarius wrote: Never think "naaaw I'm too tired today, I'll do it tomorrow instead". still learning that one.. i know its gonna hit me hard soon.. | ||
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rredtooth
5459 Posts
On December 17 2009 13:18 Xx5k4t3rG0H4NxX wrote: "U GOTTA SKATE" GUY!i don understnd wut ur tryin 2 say here u gotta skate YOU'RE BACK! | ||
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Lemonwalrus
United States5465 Posts
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LarJarsE
United States1378 Posts
On December 17 2009 11:34 arb wrote: drinking whiskey before class is not a good idea. LOL how about this: understanding emotion is one thing, experiencing it is another. | ||
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decafchicken
United States20019 Posts
On December 17 2009 13:11 hamtaroluveR wrote: 'youre lucky there isnt someone in your life as noble and knihgtly like ash ketchum or hamtaro because they would kick your ass for talking like that about girl a girl needs to be cared for and you are insulting them. get aq life 1/10 the 1 is because your post correlated with your username | ||
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Xusneb
Canada612 Posts
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Gangrel
United States137 Posts
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LarJarsE
United States1378 Posts
On December 17 2009 13:48 decafchicken wrote: 1/10 the 1 is because your post correlated with your username he is obviously desplaying his frustration with women and how they fiddle with his emotions | ||
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Bond(i2)
Canada926 Posts
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CyuntiyuL
Canada1740 Posts
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Cu(oCo)
Italy358 Posts
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Kazius
Israel1456 Posts
On December 17 2009 13:58 Bond(i2) wrote: Dont allow your friends to date your ex >.< But they will anyways. So date their sister. | ||
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OpticalShot
Canada6330 Posts
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Katkishka
United States649 Posts
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Imbu
United States903 Posts
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ShaLLoW[baY]
Canada12499 Posts
On December 17 2009 14:04 Kazius wrote: But they will anyways. So date their sister. I'm doing that right now actually, me ftw. | ||
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Lemonwalrus
United States5465 Posts
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Elwinros
United States93 Posts
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vRoOk
United States1024 Posts
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horang3
United States261 Posts
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Cambium
United States16368 Posts
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DrainX
Sweden3187 Posts
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Grobyc
Canada18410 Posts
On December 17 2009 11:34 arb wrote: drinking whiskey before class is not a good idea. drinking a 26 of whiskey straight after you are already drunk on prom night ends up with you not remembering walking to the corner store, peeing on the side of the road, sliding face first down into a ditch, then passing out in your own vomit on the deck. ... | ||
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CommanderFluffy
Taiwan1059 Posts
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Robinsa
Japan1333 Posts
On December 17 2009 12:03 Necosarius wrote: Never think "naaaw I'm too tired today, I'll do it tomorrow instead". I think you just helped me get a step closer to learning that. Got test tomorrow but felt that Im "too tierd to study right now" before I read this. Thanks, might save my test ! | ||
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uglymoose89
United States671 Posts
On December 17 2009 14:23 CommanderFluffy wrote: the '151' in Bacardi 151 actually stands for the number of seconds you get to stay conscious after taking a few shots That stuff is crazy strong. | ||
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meegrean
Thailand7699 Posts
On December 17 2009 12:03 Necosarius wrote: Never think "naaaw I'm too tired today, I'll do it tomorrow instead". Oh yeah, this one always fucks me up | ||
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BloodDrunK
Bangladesh2767 Posts
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Amnesia
United States3818 Posts
On December 17 2009 12:47 Elwinros wrote: Not getting banned on TL is hard. ORLY MR PREVIOUSLY BANNED USER?! | ||
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littlechava
United States7218 Posts
On December 17 2009 11:32 sS.NuB wrote: never drink liquor that comes in a plastic bottle. LOL, best one yet. | ||
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vRoOk
United States1024 Posts
On December 17 2009 14:44 BloodDrunK wrote: telling a girl that you like her after she introduces you to her boyfriend. u gotta skate. | ||
IntoTheWow
is awesome32274 Posts
On December 17 2009 13:01 lone_hydra wrote: 2) When they tell you that the only way to ace math courses is to do lots of practice problems, they are not joking. | ||
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LightRailCoyote
United States982 Posts
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ShaLLoW[baY]
Canada12499 Posts
On December 17 2009 14:13 Lemonwalrus wrote: Shallow cheating on me with some guy's sister? ..you could be some guy's sister, for me <3 | ||
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Sad[Panda]
United States458 Posts
also If you come across a hot sauce that has an awkward or obvious warning name wise i.e Devil's Blood dont try it while drunk t.t; that shit burns on its way in and out (worst night ever) | ||
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decafchicken
United States20019 Posts
On December 17 2009 14:23 CommanderFluffy wrote: the '151' in Bacardi 151 actually stands for the number of seconds you get to stay conscious after taking a few shots lol i managed to acquire half a fifth of that last week. i dont know how or why but it was in my fridge when i woke up along with a fifth of smirnoff. I'm scared of whats going to happen when i start drinking it. i'm a big fan of "just one or two more then lets go" but i feel like thats not gonna fly too well with mr 151 | ||
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littlechava
United States7218 Posts
On December 17 2009 15:40 LightRailCoyote wrote: Fixed? | ||
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airborne_101
Mexico71 Posts
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Piste
6177 Posts
On December 17 2009 12:00 Archaic wrote: -1. I'm not the creepiest person on facebook. + Show Spoiler [Story] + I saw the thread, literally the day after I had changed my profile picture to something... somewhat more "outgoing" than I normally do. As a result, I changed it immediately, freaked out on IRC. I yelled at people for being stalkers, how they knew who I was, etc. etc. Then I made multiple posts, complained a bit more, screamed to a bunch of my friends. I then *googled* it, then I found EVEN more. I was like OH WHAT THE HELL, I'M BECOMING A MEME. Then I kept reading, and I was 100% *facepalm* Worst morning on TL... EVER. hahah :D | ||
Kinky
United States4126 Posts
xXx5k4t3rg0h4nxXx was just banned by SonuvBob. That account was created on 2009-12-15 08:36:01 and had 1 posts. Reason: Skating is not required. | ||
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semantics
10040 Posts
But that's a quality anme just need a aZn and a 13 in there | ||
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Return
Ivory Coast856 Posts
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decafchicken
United States20019 Posts
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Kinky
United States4126 Posts
On December 17 2009 17:48 Virtue wrote: But that's a quality anme just need a aZn and a 13 in there The ban wasn't for the name  | ||
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MaReK
Australia446 Posts
On December 17 2009 13:58 Bond(i2) wrote: Dont allow yourself to date your ex >.< Fixed | ||
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RowdierBob
Australia13007 Posts
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Mastermind
Canada7096 Posts
It took me far to long to make that realisation. | ||
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kefkalives
Australia1272 Posts
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Masamune
Canada3401 Posts
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Gregsen
Germany667 Posts
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Jyvblamo
Canada13788 Posts
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LarJarsE
United States1378 Posts
On December 17 2009 13:58 Bond(i2) wrote: Dont allow your friends to date your ex >.< or else they will get attached and eventually try to kill themselves while she is trying to get back with you because your ex is a manipulative psychotic attention whore, and your friend has issues in the first place. | ||
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Emon_
3925 Posts
89: 1 month of internship can mean more then 2 years worth of studies | ||
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Ricjames
Czech Republic1047 Posts
1 - the chick kicks your ass for being rude asshole 2 - you end up in her bed (worse scenario) | ||
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Ricjames
Czech Republic1047 Posts
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yooh
China223 Posts
Boys.... | ||
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NiGoL
1868 Posts
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Gangrel
United States137 Posts
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RaGe
Belgium9947 Posts
On December 17 2009 23:40 yooh wrote: This isn't very funny, but I had to learn a very hard way... Boys.... ..will always alt+tab, no matter how hard you train them? | ||
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meathook
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Boblion
France8043 Posts
2- Bw is addictive and might hurt your grades. 3- Uni sucks ( in France ). 4- Working as a student is cool not only for the money but for the ego too ( even if it is some sort of shitty job ). 5- When you are in a really bad situation you will know who are your real friends. I guess people didn't know that ~ | ||
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crayons
Singapore65 Posts
rofl what the fuck hahahaha 54. never miss a hint that she likes you more than friends. if she drops it, go for it. 55. never trust something really important to an indian guy. 56. keep a safety box of your most important things locked. 57. don't laugh in a funeral | ||
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jimminy_kriket
Canada5502 Posts
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mmgoose
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kidd
United States2848 Posts
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mmgoose
769 Posts
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mmgoose
769 Posts
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RaptorX
Germany646 Posts
On December 18 2009 03:14 mmgoose wrote: at 13 your parents are not as dumb as you may think they are. +1 | ||
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sob3k
United States7572 Posts
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mmgoose
769 Posts
On December 18 2009 03:22 sob3k wrote: At 13 your parents are far, far, dumber than you ever imagined. well, you know your parents better than i do so... i'd have to agree with you on that. | ||
intrigue
Washington, D.C9933 Posts
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DwmC_Foefen
Belgium2186 Posts
But it can also fuck you up for several months :s :p So kids, be carefull when you commit to a relationship ^^ Also, when in doubt, don't do it... | ||
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conCentrate9
United States438 Posts
On December 18 2009 03:32 intrigue wrote: when in the courtship phase known as e-flirting, alt tabbing once per bgh game to type 'haha' or a smiley does not sufficiently convey interest. | ||
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OpticalShot
Canada6330 Posts
On December 18 2009 03:32 intrigue wrote: when in the courtship phase known as e-flirting, alt tabbing once per bgh game to type 'haha' or a smiley does not sufficiently convey interest. That's exactly how I lost my gf (well, ex-gf) in high school. She was annoyed that I went afk often and suddenly (I couldn't tell her I'd rather play games online than chat with her). It was actually dota that I alt+tabbed out of, in sc I wouldn't dare alt+tab during any game lol. | ||
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decafchicken
United States20019 Posts
On December 18 2009 00:43 crayons wrote:55. never trust something really important to an indian guy. strangely i have a story that reinforces this point heavily | ||
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Chef
10810 Posts
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Ghost151
United States290 Posts
-For that matter, never trust anybody else's ability to drive. People are SO retarded on the road, especially the closer to any city you get. I realize the irony of this statement considering my first point. -Don't ever trust beggars on the street. Once they remember you they do weird shit. -If you're in a situation where you take the blame (even if not your fault) or your whole group does, speak up. You get far less punishment. Like, um, NOT being fired or docked pay. | ||
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Emon_
3925 Posts
On December 18 2009 03:32 intrigue wrote: when in the courtship phase known as e-flirting, alt tabbing once per bgh game to type 'haha' or a smiley does not sufficiently convey interest. hahahaha! At least you got a good story out of it. . . ^^ | ||
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evanthebouncy!
United States12796 Posts
On December 17 2009 11:30 BuGzlToOnl wrote: 3. Threads with little to no content tend to get closed fairly fast. the first post is always wrong | ||
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789
United States959 Posts
On December 17 2009 11:31 BuGzlToOnl wrote: 4. Number threads don't usually get very far and the numbers usually mess up due to two people posting at almost the same time. At least he was sort of right in the third post. The numbering didn't get very far lol. Edit: or would it be considered the second post? Oh whatever, the second one after the OP. | ||
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decafchicken
United States20019 Posts
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Zurles
United Kingdom1659 Posts
On December 17 2009 12:14 Thratur wrote: 42. Don't come late at a college final exam because you were sleeping. I have experienced the conditions which I assume would lead to this, and yet have no felt the consequences. The lady smiled and opened to door and I just started from my own separate time from the group, and still had my full time. | ||
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Lovin
Denmark812 Posts
Nitrogen isn't flameable Also: Nothing lasts forever. Also: Cold things can burn you! | ||
Beyonder
Netherlands15103 Posts
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shavingcream66
United States1219 Posts
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LordWeird
United States3411 Posts
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Ilikestarcraft
Korea (South)17727 Posts
On December 17 2009 12:03 TheAntZ wrote: 999. Zergs enjoy torturing protoss, for they are secretly the allies of terran. All those zvts you ever saw? staged. All of them. hero vs leta was too gay to be staged | ||
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sS.NuB
Angola107 Posts
On December 18 2009 05:38 789 wrote: At least he was sort of right in the third post. The numbering didn't get very far lol. Edit: or would it be considered the second post? Oh whatever, the second one after the OP. How many times do I have to say it its not a number thread -_- | ||
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NarutO
Germany18839 Posts
On December 17 2009 11:37 meeple wrote: 32. My neighbours poodle is indeed flammable And if you try to put it out by stomping on it... things get worse hahahahaha omg XD | ||
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Emon_
3925 Posts
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Ilikestarcraft
Korea (South)17727 Posts
On December 18 2009 06:46 shavingcream66 wrote: not studying enough 1st quarter of college is depressing agreed | ||
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NarutO
Germany18839 Posts
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cYaN
Norway3322 Posts
Edit: and i did not need to know that beyonder ( | ||
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DeathSpank
United States1029 Posts
On December 17 2009 12:47 Elwinros wrote: Not getting banned on TL is hard. Truth. There is so much to troll so much to flame... | ||
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RaNgeD
United States733 Posts
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Lyzon
United Kingdom440 Posts
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Triple7
United States656 Posts
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KH1031
United States862 Posts
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Mastermind
Canada7096 Posts
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FragKrag
United States11552 Posts
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Wangsta
United States776 Posts
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Mastermind
Canada7096 Posts
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CubEdIn
Romania5359 Posts
On December 18 2009 06:45 Beyonder wrote: Sex can rupture the foreskin if you're not careful. With women? >.> | ||
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proberecall
United States104 Posts
way, way better | ||
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crayons
Singapore65 Posts
On December 18 2009 03:32 intrigue wrote: when in the courtship phase known as e-flirting, alt tabbing once per bgh game to type 'haha' or a smiley does not sufficiently convey interest. +4 | ||
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yhnmk
Canada630 Posts
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Purind
Canada3562 Posts
On December 17 2009 12:32 hamtaroluveR wrote: ok heres a lesson i lerned the REAL hard way so for those of you smart ppl who watch hamtaro, hamtaros owner linda is basically the most beuatifill women ever! but she likes that dummy from her school when i fond out linda had a crush on this IDIOT i stopp wachting hamtaro i was so upset but then i got real real sick and had to go to the hospital! (i had a flu really bad) i realized when i was sick that the reeson linda loved him and not me was cuz i wasnt there at her school 2 make her love me and one day maybe we can meet in my dreams so what i lerned the hard way was 2 things 1) never stop watching hamtaro or u get sick in real life! 2) dont worry about a pretty girl from a cartoon becuz itll work out in the end Her name is Laura. You really aren't a Hamtaro luver, are you? | ||
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DCLXVI
United States729 Posts
On December 18 2009 04:13 Chef wrote: Always claim ignorance. If people start thinking you know things, they'll start asking you what time it is all the time. If you wear a watch, never look at it. Then if people ask you what time it is you can truthfully tell them you don't know. On December 18 2009 06:46 shavingcream66 wrote: not studying enough 1st quarter of college is depressing this would have been helpful to know 3 months ago... Also, humor/sarcasm at work is very dangerous, be very choosy with your subjects | ||
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Ludrik
Australia523 Posts
On December 18 2009 08:19 Lyzon wrote: When a girl you like tells you she has a boyfriend (after you have mutually flirted).... believe it! Also make sure he isn't next to her in the flirtation stage. | ||
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Titusmaster6
United States5937 Posts
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Kenpachi
United States9908 Posts
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kdog3683
United States916 Posts
On December 18 2009 11:16 Kenpachi wrote: Choose Bulbasaur hahahaha I can't stop laughing. I fucking chose squirtle. 1) Always carry condom 2) If a girl thinks you're lying, keep telling her you are telling the truth. They will believe. | ||
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Carthac
United States393 Posts
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jonusb
Canada3 Posts
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MuffinDude
United States3837 Posts
On December 18 2009 11:28 kdog3683 wrote: hahahaha I can't stop laughing. I fucking chose squirtle. 1) Always carry condom 2) If a girl thinks you're lying, keep telling her you are telling the truth. They will believe. 43 - always carry the condom in the car | ||
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zeks
Canada1068 Posts
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Meth
Canada396 Posts
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DoX.)
Singapore6164 Posts
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Sad[Panda]
United States458 Posts
On December 18 2009 11:16 Kenpachi wrote: Choose Bulbasaur best one yet imo | ||
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mmgoose
769 Posts
if it looks like a woman, looks like a woman, sounds like a woman... reach around just to make sure, you can't be too careful. | ||
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Sad[Panda]
United States458 Posts
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RaptorX
Germany646 Posts
On December 18 2009 16:13 Sad[Panda] wrote: Not all babies are born cute 75. babies are not fun at 1am after a hard day of work. | ||
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Whiplash
United States2928 Posts
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Red_Dragon
Croatia2862 Posts
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flyinfart
United States95 Posts
When an interviewer asks what you've been doing for the past 6 months of unemployment, there really isn't a right answer; just answers that don't suck as much as others. Don't starve yourself for a week or longer if you still have hallucinogens/other drugs still in your system- even if by accident. Only bad things can happen. P&R is just as bad of an idea to discuss in real life as it is online. | ||
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freelander
Hungary4707 Posts
On December 18 2009 06:45 Beyonder wrote: Sex can rupture the foreskin if you're not careful. lemme try that | ||
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Garnet
Vietnam9021 Posts
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Eskii
Canada544 Posts
It is a hell of a lot better to regret doing something than it is to regret not doing it. | ||
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Eskii
Canada544 Posts
Yup, happened to me as well. | ||
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Wr3k
Canada2533 Posts
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Wr3k
Canada2533 Posts
Ouch? Another +1 for the circumcised vs uncircumcised debate? | ||
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Lyzon
United Kingdom440 Posts
On December 18 2009 11:40 Carthac wrote: 4 spades on the flop does not guarantee you the pot when you all in Ouch :S Turn and River fucked you eh? | ||
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Archaic
United States4024 Posts
On December 17 2009 12:45 decafchicken wrote: Girls suck. A lot. Yes, they do. Oh, that's not what you meant. | ||
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QuoC
United States724 Posts
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JeeJee
Canada5652 Posts
On December 25 2009 02:06 Eskii wrote: Don't have a steamy car session with your married assistant manager, even if you are leaving the company in a few weeks, it is a bad idea. It is a hell of a lot better to regret doing something than it is to regret not doing it. so these 2 kind of conflict each other or is it just me? =) | ||
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Methos
United States206 Posts
On December 25 2009 17:16 JeeJee wrote: so these 2 kind of conflict each other or is it just me? =) no they definitely conflict | ||
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