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Pony Express Issue 104: Dec. 7 - Dec 14, 2009
Letter from the Editor
Dear Readers,
SORRY I AM SOOOO LATE ON PONY EXPRESS! I had finals this week and have been working on my projects. Other than that, we are still missing people for some spots on Pony Express that still can be filled in! Now hurry it up and apply!
- ShoCkeyy
Staff
Kau – Editor
ShoCkeyy – Editor
Bloodyc0bbler – The Stove
Nyovne – IRC Comments
meeple – Troll Booth/Shit Bus
Roffles – Troll Booth/Shit Bus
fanatacist – Troll Booth/Shit Bus
DoctorHelvetica – Troll Booth/Shit Bus
NeverGG – Progamer Pics
Pholon – VOD of the Week
Thunk – Chalk talk
OPEN - Memory Lane
Grobyc – Ban of the Week
OPEN – Replays Time Forgot
LordWeird – Interview
Table of Contents
Serious Business and Funsies ................ p1
The Stove .............................................. p2
Chalk Talk ............................................. p3
Semi-Funny IRC Comment of the Week ... p4
Progamer Photos ................................... p5
Random Image of the Week .................... p6
A Walk Down Memory Lane .................... p7
Troll Booth Willie .................................... p8
The Shit Bus .......................................... p8
Best of Blogs ......................................... p9
Ban of the Week .................................... p10
Vod of the Week .................................... p11
Replays Time Forgot .............................. p12
Interview ................. .............................. p13
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- How will he eat now?
- Is your cities water clean?
- Statue thrown at his face
- World's friendliest countries
- In* Soviet Russia, Woman Rapes you!
- They Finally got what the deserved: PAYBACK!
- OMG, It's a WORMHOLE
- Ever been Arrested?
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- A couple of people updated the Forge FE wall-ins guide. Check it out here. Bad walls will lose you games. Gateway on top of forge, folks.
- Hot Bid's take on Protoss Macro. Think like Oov. Build lots of units.
-Thunk
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[21:36] <Oystein> anyone here who is pro with computer problems?
[21:36] <Xiberia> Oystein i happen to use computers almost daily
[21:36] <Xiberia> im your man
[23:11] <LordWeird> NEVER get semen in an open wound. I got a paper cut on a carton of cigarettes today. Ouch!
[00:17] <micronesia> was there a good starcraft player named Digital~{SW} about 5 years ago
[00:22] <@IntoTheWow> no idea micronesia
[00:22] <micronesia> was droolz a clan
[00:22] <micronesia> back then
[00:23] <@IntoTheWow> micronesia i was here
[00:23] <@IntoTheWow> back then
[00:23] <@IntoTheWow> i dont remember
[00:23] <@IntoTheWow> droolz clan
[00:23] <locked_> don't know a digital either
[00:23] <micronesia> he says he only played invite only things privately and he was unbeaten in alabama or some shit
[00:23] <locked_> lmao
[00:23] <@IntoTheWow> Lol
[00:23] <locked_> unbeaten in alabama
[00:23] <@IntoTheWow> bullshit.
[00:23] <@IntoTheWow> hahaha
[00:23] <@IntoTheWow> there's no such thing
[00:23] <@IntoTheWow> as
[00:23] <@IntoTheWow> "unbeaten in alabama"
[00:23] <locked_> i'm sure there is
[00:23] <@IntoTheWow> he doesnt know
[00:23] <locked_> he was probably the only sc player
[00:23] <@IntoTheWow> whos he playing
[00:23] <@IntoTheWow> on bnet
[00:24] <@IntoTheWow> he might have played someone from alabama
[00:24] <@IntoTheWow> and lost
[00:24] <locked_> yeah right
[00:24] <locked_> he said in the game name
[00:24] <locked_> NO RUSH NO AIR NO ALABAMA
[00:24] <@IntoTheWow> HAHAHAA
[00:24] <@IntoTheWow> lol
[00:24] <@IntoTheWow> ldaksdas
Kaskade: eating mom is cool
Kaskade: with mom*
[09:38] <dire> damm I never hit the P Key when I want to lol
[09:38] <dire> I fail at that
[09:39] <@Nyovne> teehee
[09:39] <@Nyovne> you cant press the button when u want to
[09:39] <@Nyovne> Are you single dire
[09:39] <dire> yes
[09:39] <dire> interested?
[09:39] * dire winks
[09:40] <dire> ha that was a bad joke
[09:40] <dire> because I can't press the button when I want to
[09:40] <dire> lol
[14:24] <OverlordPrime> Grazze: use google
[14:24] <Grazze> whats the adress?
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You could be writing here! Apply for this spot!
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On December 10 2009 09:02 Azrael1111 wrote:
Sorry, we just can't keep our mouths shut.
Sorry, we just can't keep our mouths shut.
On December 10 2009 14:33 Valer wrote:
Just jizz on your mouse...that will fix the grip issue...
Just jizz on your mouse...that will fix the grip issue...
On December 10 2009 14:11 Mecrob. wrote:
Wow, Ranged you are the role model for all Talentless Mass gamers in the Broodwar community
Wow, Ranged you are the role model for all Talentless Mass gamers in the Broodwar community
On December 10 2009 14:14 Mecrob. wrote:
Spend all your extra time playing starcraft. elminate all social life. Simple question really.
Spend all your extra time playing starcraft. elminate all social life. Simple question really.
On December 11 2009 01:37 Vedic wrote:
Re-read - the border has nothing to do with anything... at all.
Re-read - the border has nothing to do with anything... at all.
On December 12 2009 04:38 sixghost wrote:
Kal hasn't played starcraft since the tragic boating accident a few weeks ago. So sad.
Kal hasn't played starcraft since the tragic boating accident a few weeks ago. So sad.
On December 12 2009 05:13 okum wrote:
Does TL have a FAQ?
Q. Did I just play <progamer name> on iCCup?
A: No.
Does TL have a FAQ?
Q. Did I just play <progamer name> on iCCup?
A: No.
On December 12 2009 06:17 ghostWriter wrote:
He probably had 250 apm and gosu shuttle micro though.
He probably had 250 apm and gosu shuttle micro though.
On December 11 2009 17:34 ProbeSaturation wrote:
Did you look her in the eyes?
Some asian guys don't do that. They lack CONFIDENCE
Did you look her in the eyes?
Some asian guys don't do that. They lack CONFIDENCE
On December 12 2009 11:38 Liquid`NonY wrote:
since your question is not relevant to the discussion, im gonna assume you're trying to swindle some free english lessons out of me. not gonna happen
since your question is not relevant to the discussion, im gonna assume you're trying to swindle some free english lessons out of me. not gonna happen
On December 12 2009 12:00 doggfrenzy wrote:
Nony, seriously, are you still sore about getting your ass whipped by F91 in Liquibition? I can't find any other reason why you always pop up when something happened to F91 or even someone discussed about F91. What F91 has done was horrible and he owned up his mistake so why dont you pack up your sarcastic crap and leave the guy alone?
After all he still kicked your @ss. Now you should be quiet and thank god for not having to face him in TSL2.
Nony, seriously, are you still sore about getting your ass whipped by F91 in Liquibition? I can't find any other reason why you always pop up when something happened to F91 or even someone discussed about F91. What F91 has done was horrible and he owned up his mistake so why dont you pack up your sarcastic crap and leave the guy alone?
After all he still kicked your @ss. Now you should be quiet and thank god for not having to face him in TSL2.
On December 13 2009 10:18 tryTRY wrote:
hyuk is way better than savior will ever hope to be
hyuk is way better than savior will ever hope to be
On December 15 2009 13:06 Xx5k4t3rG0H4NxX wrote:
wow
u sound like a fukin ungrateful douchebag. be a man n suck it up cuz life aint gonna get better if u think like dat
u gotta skate
wow
u sound like a fukin ungrateful douchebag. be a man n suck it up cuz life aint gonna get better if u think like dat
u gotta skate
Diet Japane: 0 mg of Naruto and 1000 mg of ESPORTS:
On December 15 2009 13:52 hamtaroluveR wrote:
well korea is like diet japan its just not as good
i mean when korea makes something like naruto then maybe ill take it seriuosley
well korea is like diet japan its just not as good
i mean when korea makes something like naruto then maybe ill take it seriuosley
TROLL PATROLL
Where the shit will go down next:
These threads are doomed.
#1 TROLL of the Week
Two Ghosts: sixghost and ghostwriter.
CBNC: Boblion, for the calculated rape of whining blogs.
Where the shit will go down next:
These threads are doomed.
#1 TROLL of the Week
Two Ghosts: sixghost and ghostwriter.
CBNC: Boblion, for the calculated rape of whining blogs.
-Fanatacist
"Guy asked for free translating and got trolled to shit
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=107351
Dunno if this counts, but it made me laugh...
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=107581"
-Meeple
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- His new car
- Idra's Greatest of all time?
- TossGirl Gets drawn
- Bagpipes Galore
- Long and hard.
- This bot thought he was so smart
- TL Meet up is Complete
- Story about a Marine
- A Progamer Comic
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*tdotkrayz gets banned multiple times...*
TDK was just banned by vGl-CoW.
That account was created on 2009-12-10 05:10:33 and had 48 posts.
Reason: just go away tdot, you're obviously lonely but you're gonna have to come to terms with the fact that literally nobody likes you. maybe go befriend a tree? trees are pretty nice
That account was created on 2009-12-10 05:10:33 and had 48 posts.
Reason: just go away tdot, you're obviously lonely but you're gonna have to come to terms with the fact that literally nobody likes you. maybe go befriend a tree? trees are pretty nice
*and a few more...*
tdotkrayz still here was just banned by zatic.
That account was created on 2009-12-10 23:46:24 and had 1 posts.
Reason: Sorry pal. Keep switching IPs though. I am sure you will win eventually.
That account was created on 2009-12-10 23:46:24 and had 1 posts.
Reason: Sorry pal. Keep switching IPs though. I am sure you will win eventually.
Necr0matis was just temp banned for 1 week by EvilTeletubby.
That account was created on 2009-10-03 18:18:33 and had 74 posts.
Reason: Look, I want to talk to you about where our relationship is going.
You're a nice guy and all, but I don't see any drive or ambition to better your posting. You're all over the place, I NEED stability in my threads.
Look, I think we need some time apart. Let's just take a break from posting for a little while... and... I think we should start to see other forums.
I know, I know, it's a lot to swallow, but... I need to know if I'm the website for you or not.
That account was created on 2009-10-03 18:18:33 and had 74 posts.
Reason: Look, I want to talk to you about where our relationship is going.
You're a nice guy and all, but I don't see any drive or ambition to better your posting. You're all over the place, I NEED stability in my threads.
Look, I think we need some time apart. Let's just take a break from posting for a little while... and... I think we should start to see other forums.
I know, I know, it's a lot to swallow, but... I need to know if I'm the website for you or not.
+ Show Spoiler [14 threads: 74 posts] +
But no worries guys, his homies are by his side.
+ Show Spoiler +
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Straight ballin' yo
Honestly though, I haven't seen a more annoying poster in a long time >_<
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Game of the week:
LuCifer < Match Point > 
Killer![[image loading]](http://img112.imageshack.us/img112/1599/vodaz1.gif)
+ Show Spoiler [VOD] +I really thought Killer was behind, but his desicive balls-to-the-walls late game play was just amazing. Be sure to check out the minimap watching this one!
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This spot is open!
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Question of the Week
I know most of you also had finals, how were they?
